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PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC _____ _____ ______ _____ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC / _ /\ / _ /\ /_ __/\ / ___/\ PPiC-PPiC
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PRESENTS:
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Mind Melt
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By No Name
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¡ W‰ÜÁ‹Æ Ñ„“„‚ W‚‰Ê„ ÊÚ¡$ –¡Á„, $‰· ‹‰Ñ`Ê Ê‚¡P ‰ÜÊ ÆÑ‹ ÊÚ¡Ñl< ÊÚÆÊ ¡`M G‰ÑÑÆ
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G‰ ‰ÜÊ ÆÑ‹ Ê‚¥ ʉ ÊÆl<„ ‰“„‚ ÊÚ„ W‰‚Á‹ ÆÑ‹ ¡Ñ$ÊÆÊ„ Æ ÆÑÆ‚ÇÚ¥ –¡ÁÁ„‹ $‰Ç¡„Ê¥!
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Ê¡M„ ‰Ñ ¥‰Ü‚ ÚÆÑ‹$!
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I suffer from a strange disorder. Its name is Mind Melt.
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Scientificaly known as mindeous overloades, Its the feeling
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That all that is needs to be done, must be done COMPLETELY
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all at one time. Since the mind multi-tasks just slightly
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better then windows on a four meg machine we have a crash.
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This crash happens suddenly, and unexpectedly. No topical
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symptoms can be seen till after its to late, then wrinkles
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start to set in. Wrinkles are the worst thing on a planet for
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a 19 year old self proclaimed stud to have. It makes it
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rather hard to hit the nanny if you look about 30.
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111 things that happen during or after a mind melt:
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1) Intense anger is felt.
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2) Hair falls out.
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3) Asshole seems to stretch just a little bit less, Causing
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extreme pain when shiting.
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4) Dumb fucks call constantly
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5) Prophet calls and asks if you like his newest batch file
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that you haven't had time to run yet.
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6) Virii start to pop u pall over your computer.
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7) Suddenly your called to court.
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8) Sent to jail for 5 days for looking so stressed.
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9) Your eye balls turn a deep shade of red.
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10) All the tiny blood vessels in your eyes bulge out.
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11) People close to you ask if your okay.
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12) People you know of start asking you if your okay.
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13) People you've just met say you look bad.
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14) People that you've never seen say you look bad.
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15) Complete strangers, from mars, come down and tell you
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your fukd.
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16) Sysops start asking who in the fuk you are.
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17) Suddenly the computer is always on, but nothings getting
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done.
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18) Software that never worked will, because it feels for ya.
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19) Suddenly no one believes any of your little white lies.
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20) Your 6 girlfriends find out about each other.
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21) Scourge calls you voice, asking what the fuk your doing.
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22) Suddenly your being enrolled on drug rehab.
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23) Your so high that you give up drugs.
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24) Caffiene can't do shit for you anymore.
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25) Cramming just don't work.
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26) You take breaks from accomplishing nothing.
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27) Fail at work.
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28) Fail at everything.
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29) People start posting your real name, and you don't fukn
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care.
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30) Eyebrows grow together, Making you look like a bird.
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31) No more fuks around.
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32) You get a VD.
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33) Condom breaks, nows she pregnant.
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34) Your mom moves in.
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35) Car breaks down.
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36) Everything becomes so clear.
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37) You get plastered on water.
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38) You start to sweat for no apparent reason.
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39) fake accounts don't seem fun anymore.
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40) You dooze off for about 2 seconds then awake in fear.
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41) You can't do simple everyday things.
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DAMN. My minda fried. its taken me two day sot write all of these.
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And I can't Think of any more. I got 5 unfinished halfway started dox
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sitting around. I can't pay attention to one long enough.
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The only cure for mind melt, is get the shit done.
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The temporary solution, Call Ld. It makes you feel better. (for a while)
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Phree-Phose-Inner-Circle
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Call 29A BBS @ (616) 781-1177 <PPiC Home base>
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(C)opright --== Phose Inc. ==-- 1994 All Rights reserved.
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PHOSE and PHREE are trademarks of PHOSE international and PHOSE incorperated.
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Blah blah blah and a bunch of other small print shit.
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THIS FILE IS FROM THE ONE AND ONLY
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This file has been for educational and informational purposes only
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; . Sysops- Mescalito Ted & Datura . ;
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