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+= poor old ugly pompous electronic yams #9 =+
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"Puffin.. in prose.. preferably" - by Nybar+Froboy
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Nybar- I'm feeling really hungry..
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My belly is a-achin..
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But I weep for the puffins,
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My faith in justice a-shakin.
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Froboy- My bellies empty to..
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and I look emaciated,
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I need to feed my face.. to be satiated.
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Puffin- But lo, Look at the sign..
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`No puffins allowed within'
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And now I must be cryin..
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For now my belly is thin.
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Froboy- This seems unfair, unjust..
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For now in 90's east cafe,
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I now no longer trust.
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Nybar- Worry not my puffin friend..
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Do not start to gloat..
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Beacause to get you in 90's east end..
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I'll hide you in my coat!!
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Froboy- A table for.. two,
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And food for three..
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Because my invisible friend you <don't> see..
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Is really really hungry.
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Waitress- Oh cat-like one..
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Our rules you shun..
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For if you have a puffin,
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I'll have to get the gun.
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Nybar- Nay nay good las..
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No puffins here..
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That bulge you see..
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Is an otter of nigere.
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Waitress- I've heard that one before..
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But I will a accept bribe..
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For I do believe.. As I breathe,
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You're the one that they call nybes.
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Froboy- Yes.. nybar he is and a bribe you shall get..
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and this boon shall be payed before the sun doth set,
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Thus you control my pocket like a marionet..
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Least this puffin shall dine on crepes suzzete!
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Puffin- This justice is done.. my mojo workin..
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And I thought on law.. this place was shirkin..
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But now I know.. theres justice in bribes..
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As long as I enter.. with froboy and nybes!
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Froboy- Now that dinner is done..
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puffin must swollow a pill..
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For my funds are depleted..
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Quoth froboy to puffin `Pay the bill, you will!'
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==============-=-=-==---====----====---===----===-=-=-=-==============
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PROLOUGE
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The puffin went on, to revolutionize the whole IDEA of deep
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diving.. and fight aliens.. in a far of galaxy.
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The waitress went back to being a creepy new york musician.
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Me and froboy.. well.. he got a big fro and I drank alot of
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coffee then took a piss. Then we wrote this.
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============-=-=-=-==---===----===---==----===-=-=-=-=-================
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FiniTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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A whore is hard to beat..
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In a sex endurance contest..
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That is completely eleet.
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Alas... poor loki... I knew him well..
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screwed around with hookerz alot as I recall..
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and now he probably has feline aids.. yet..
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HIS PENIS BEGINS TO SWELL!
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The governor of hokassin,
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made an imporatant announcement..
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"All shall be nude from now on..
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Permitted to wear only one mocassin"
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Why did the puffin cross the road?
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With those bitter frozen feet..
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Cause he was hungry..
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and saw the sign
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`Joes Eats'
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ELEET JOKEZ!
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Say to someone "Hey you" if they say `What' reply with
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chickenbutt. Then.. say "DAMN!" And when they say
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what.. say chickenbutt. Then.. say "I'm going to
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chickenbutt you.. OH WAIT CAN'T! JUST REMEMBERED!"
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And if they said what.. say <snicker> "CHICKENBUTT!"
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(same as above.. but replace chickenbutt with `That's what')
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When someone says something overly confident.. or non
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pessemistic.. just say "Bahhhhhhh, humbug"
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When shaving gerbils.. make sure to angle. They may freeze
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in the winter.. so get them a fur coat. Gerbil fur works
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great. Just shave another gerbil and put it on the cold
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gerbil. Oh yeah.. that would defeat the point. So shave
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a HAMSTER instead.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmm biddleaahhh.. I'LLLL get the best of you..
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UMMMMMMMMMMMM biddleAHHH!
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Horse walks into a bar.. bartender says `Why the long face?'
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cause the horses face is literally LONG
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______ VVVVVV (notice the long face)
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| Neigh| _ _____(*) )
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> (______ |
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"Lumpy's Poupey" - by lumpy
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Nybar forced me to write this.
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He's a scary fellow.
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-fin-
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"Words of Wisdom" - by Froboy
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when in doubt....
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break a magick eight ball in your bath tub and let all the blue
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stuff out... claim that you went crazy and were killing smurfs... it will
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get you out of almost anything...trust me I know.
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