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Ú036ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ036¿
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³ ÚÄÄÙ ³ ÚÄÄ ³ Phone Losers of America Issue #036 ÚÄÄÙ ³ ÚÄÄ ³ ³
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³ ÄÙ ÄÄÄÙ ÄÙ ÄÙ October 25, 1995 ÄÙ ÄÄÄÙ ÄÙ ÄÙ ³
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À036ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ036Ù
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Recently an unnamed person awoke around noon and began his day in the usual
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manner by picking up the phone and dialing the number of a local person that
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he had been annoying for a few months. Our friend was startled, however, when
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instead of hearing the normal weary "hello" he heard a computer carrier. He
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jumped out of bed, turned on Q-Modem and called it again.
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To make a long story short, it turned out that the victim had gone somewhere
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and left his computer on and his terminal program in the host mode. With a bit
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of nosing around, he was able to get a dos prompt and look at everything on
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the C: drive. The first thing that caught our friend's attention was a file in
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the Windows directory named DIARY.CAL and so he downloaded it.
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Among everything found on the drive, including several gigs of adult and child
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porn gifs, personal letters to family and friends, Telix .FON directories with
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login and passwords included, his DIARY.CAL file proved to be the most
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interesting file there. The victim, who's name was James Heggie, was keeping a
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daily diary for almost a year and it contained detailed entries of all the
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days he was harrassed by our friend. Our friend decided that there could be
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only one thing to do with a gem like this...mail it to RedBoxChiliPepper so he
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could publish Jame's humiliation in the next issue of PLA. And so he did.
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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Sunday, March 30, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Today after church I noticed I had several messages on my answering machine
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concerning my pet parakeets I have for sale. The funny thing is that I would
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NEVER consider selling Buffy and Polly. I guess the newspaper must have made
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some sort of mistake. I'll have to call them in the morning and have this
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taken care of because I've been getting a lot of calls today. Other than that
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it was a very cheerful day and I had a great time at church.
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Monday, April 1, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Hecktik day, I must admit. My phone has been ringing non-stop with calls
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concerning just about everything you can think of, mostly items I have for
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sale or apartments I have for rent. I called the newspaper to take care of the
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problem and was astonished to find that the ads were placed using my name and
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address. Obviously this has been the work of someone playing a very childish
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prank on me so I removed the ads and that should be the end of it. I only hope
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that the kids who were responsible will find the lord soon and accept him into
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their hearts. For now I'll have to leave my phone off the hook.
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Tuesday, April 2, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Maybe this is all some kind of April Fool's joke that someone is really trying
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to run into the ground. Still my phone is ringing constantly and I can't even
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call anybody because when I pick up the phone, there's always somebody on it
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wanting to buy something from me. I canceled the ads in two of the local
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papers but who knows how many other papers are carrying the ads. A few people
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appear to be calling from North Dakota. I asked one woman what number she
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dialed to reach me and she gave me a number in the (xxx) area code. I dialed
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the number she gave me and sure enough my call waiting clicked so somehow
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when people dial that number, they're reaching me instead. I hope the phone
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companies can correct this problem and I really hope I'm not paying for the
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long distance. Good-night, dear diary and god bless.
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Wednesday, April 3, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Extremely rough day at work today. The ads in the newspaper are now giving out
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my work number at K-Mart as a number to reach me at so I've gotten a million
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calls there about the ads. This has got to stop but I don't know what to do.
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My manager is really upset and if I weren't such a good friend to him, he
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probably would have fired me today for this. A new notice went up on the
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employee bulletin board stating that personal phone calls were no longer
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allowed. When I got home I found my boss's mail in my mail box with mail
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forwarding labels on them all, some from his home and some from work. It's too
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late to call the post office and take care of this. I'm wondering if I should
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bring the mail to him in the morning or just throw it away as if I never got
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it. I suppose I'll have to give him the mail because that's the christian
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thing to do. I just hope he isn't too angry about it.
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Thursday, April 4, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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I went to the post office to take care of my problems today and discovered
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that my own mail was being forwarded to Brussells, Belgium which would explain
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my electricity being shut off last week because of non-payment of my bill. (I
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never got the bill!!) Hopefully things will settle down now and I can have my
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peaceful life back the way it was. I must remember to call mom in the morning
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and tell her about my awful week. She always knows how to make everything
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all right!
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Friday, April 5, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Today was a very peaceful day. I didn't get too many calls at work and me and
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the guys went out after work to prepare for our bible study on Sunday. Saw
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Dave & Susan there. Had a wonderful time. Life just can't get any better!!
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Saturday, April 6, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Today has been the worst day of my entire life. Around noon I actually said a
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swear word!! I was doing a bit of gardening on the side of the house when I
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noticed a few trucks pull in the driveway at about ten o'clock. I asked them
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who they were and one said he was there to measure my house so he could give
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me estimates for my new guttering and the other said he was there to fix my
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plumbing. I told them both that they were mistaken. Then the pizza cars arrived
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right behind the taxis and the limousine. The next thing I knew, my street was
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beginning to fill up with just about every service truck you could imagine.
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Police cars, tow trucks, roofing repair, cement trucks, painters, lawn care,
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delivery services, singing telegrams, electricians and a hundred others that I
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can't even remember. The worse part of it was the newspaper and television
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reporters. They all claimed that they were contacted on Friday and told that
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something really amazing was going to happen here at 10:00 today and they kept
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asking me questions. Most of the service and repair men wanted some sort of
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compensation for driving all the way to my house but the police said I didn't
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have to pay anything since I didn't call. Traffic was backed up for an eight
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block radius for a few hours, all of them wanting to talk to me and after the
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whole thing was over, I had to go to the police station to fill out a report.
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Luckily, no charges were filed against me.
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Sunday, April 7, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Quite an embarrassing day at church. Several members brought newspapers with
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them asking me about my rather large story on the front page and I had no
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other choice but to remind everyone that we were there to worship God and not
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talk about my personal problems. Then, while at church, a delivery man arrived
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and asked for my signature for a delivery of 30 port-o-potties. Reverend
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Colwell gave me dirty looks for the rest of the service.
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Monday, April 8, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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After all that's happened to me I decided to call in sick to work today. It's
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probably best that I did because my boss called this morning yelling that
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somebody had faxed him 100 pages of nothing but my name. I'm starting to think
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that maybe I should start looking for some new employment. Other than that
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it's been sort of a peaceful day. I had to leave the phone off the hook, of
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course, and everytime somebody knocked at the door or honked their horn out-
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side it was either a pizza delivery man, a taxi or a limousine. I suppose that
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I'll just have to get used to this sort of thing. Ah, almost forgot, something
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seems to be wrong with my America On-Line account. I logged in and had 200
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pieces of mail but I know that can't be right because they were all blank.
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Tuesday, April 9, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Who is Roy? Every time they prank me I hear them saying weird things about
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some guy named Roy. Who are these people and why do they hate me?? What did I
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do? Well, I think their fun is about to end because I called Pacific Bell this
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morning and their giving me a new and unlisted number and they're password
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protecting my phone account.
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Wednesday, April 10, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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I guess I showed THEM. I haven't recieved one phone call today and the only
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thing bad that's happened is that they keep sending pizzas to my house. Now
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how childish are these people, sending pizzas to me?? Like that's really going
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to have any effect on me.
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Thursday, April 11, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Well, my unlisted number solution didn't last too long. Already a new ad has
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appeared in the paper, listing my computer for sale for $200 and my phone has
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been ringing all day. At work, the new schedule came out and my hours have
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been cut by about 20 hours this week. When I got home, I couldn't get in
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either door because both had peices of metal shoved into the locks. I had to
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call the land lord at midnight to come over, then he made me call the police.
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As a last resort we had to bust open the kitchen window. The locksmith won't
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be here until tomorrow afternoon. I still haven't figured out who's responsible
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for all of this. Perhaps a local bbser? I don't remember making enemies with
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anyone.
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Friday, April 12, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Quite a normal day today. When I woke up there were Hustler centerfolds taped
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on every one of my windows, facing inwards so whatever window I looked out of
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I saw Miss January. I have to admit, out of all their pranks, this one turned
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me on the most. I left them up until afternoon and just stared out the windows
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all day and touched myself. It was great.
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Saturday, April 13, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Quit my job at K-Mart. Me & the boss got in a fight over another one of their
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pranks. Seems one of them must have hacked into a demolition service's
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computer and changed a few orders around and half of K-Mart was torn down
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early this morning. I don't know why the boss is so mad at ME, I didn't do it.
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They also had orders to tear down my own house but luckily the wrecking crew
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got that order mixed up (or maybe it was a type-o?) and knocked down the guy's
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house across the street from me which is actually a pretty good deal for me
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because they were always playing that loud satanic music all the time late at
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night and they never listened to me when I went over there to preach to them.
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Sunday, April 14, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Good sermon today. I locked alot of the sunday school children in the basement
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while everyone was upstairs and as far as I know, the parents are still
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looking for them. I keep hearing all these weird voices in my head and I think
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it's God talking to me but I'm not sure. Why does God want me to go to all the
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pet stores in town and buy gerbils?? Earlier this evening, my car got towed
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out of my driveway. I don't know why, but it did. I just sat at the window and
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watched the man tow it while I drooled on myself. I also got an e-mail message
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from those guys harrassing me and they gave me their e-mail address. It's one
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of those weird addresses that aren't on the AOL service and the address is
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president@whitehouse.gov, so obiously this guy is the president of some
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company. I e-mailed him back and told him exactly what I think of him and what
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I'm going to do to him when I get my hands on him.
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Monday, April 15, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Time went by so slowly today becuase I have nothing to do since I lost my job.
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Several delivery companies came today and gave me things that I didn't order,
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including 18 dozen roses. How do these people afford these things? My phone
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stopped working again and my power went off around noon. I also recieved my
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phone bill and the total on it is $3813.23 so I guess they made some kind of
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mistake on my bill. I'm thinking about moving and starting life over.
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Tuesday, April 16, 1995
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Dear Diary,
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Mom called. She says that she would have called sooner but her phone was shut
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off along with her electricity, gas and water and someone had boarded up all
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the windows and wedged the doors shut and she had finally escaped by going in
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the basement and digging a tunnel into the next door neighbors basement.
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[The rest of the diary was just too gruesome to publish. No wait, that's
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not it, the rest of it all got wiped out in a freak hard drive accident.
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No, that's not it either, I just don't feel like making anymore of it
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up. Yeah, that's the reason. But if you'd like to get the real James
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Heggie's comments on this story, you can give him a ring by dialing
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403-340-2267. He's sitting by the phone, afraid to leave the house...]
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³ Annoying The Hell Out Of Operators - RBCP ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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OPER: U.S. West, how may I help you?
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RBCP: Yes, is there any way you can op divert a toll free number for me so that
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the long distance company doesn't get my ANI and I can make fraudulent
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calls with my stolen calling card numbers?
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OPER: What?
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RBCP: Could you dial a toll free number for me?
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OPER: Sure, what's the number?
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RBCP: 1-800-673-7286 (1-800-OPERATOR)
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OPER: Okay. (Puts the call through) Thank you for calling with U.S.West.
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RBCP: Yeah, well it's not as if I had a whole lot of choice here, now is it?
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Who else did you expect me to call with? U.S.West is the only company
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out there for me to op divert my calls. What's WITH you??
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OPER: Thank you. (Call goes through)
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AT&T: AT&T, could I have the number that you're calling from?
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RBCP: You don't have the number I'm calling from?
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AT&T: No, the computer didn't pick that up.
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RBCP: That's crazy, I wonder why it didn't pick it up.
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AT&T: I'm not sure could I have the number you're calling from?
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RBCP: So if you don't have my number I could give you someone else's number
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and then when I use stolen fraudulent calling cards it wouldn't get
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traced back to me but to the number I gave you, right?
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AT&T: I have no idea, sir.
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RBCP: Or I could tell you a number closer to the number I'm calling and that
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way I'd get a cheaper long distance rate, right?
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AT&T: Sir, do you need to make a phone call or not?
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RBCP: I'm calling from 512-703-89 uh, oh...let's say 57.
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AT&T: Okay, could I have the number you're calling?
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RBCP: Yes, I'm making a harrassing phone call to 403-340-2267.
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AT&T: Did you say harrassing?
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RBCP: No.
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AT&T: And your billing?
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RBCP: The calling card that I ordered in someone else's name and I'm using for
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fraudulent purposes is 616-xxx-xxxx-xxxx.
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AT&T: (Puts my call through without even saying thank you.)
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OCI: OCI, can I help you?
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RBCP: LET ME TALK TO YOUR FUCKING SUPERVISOR RIGHT NOW!
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OCI: One minute please...
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This is the Rolonda, may I help you?
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RBCP: Hi, Rolonda.
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OCI: Operator leaving line.
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RBCP: Why?
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OCI: Because you're the same person that was doing this all day yesterday.
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Conversation with a Sprint operator using their 102520 code...
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SPRT: This is Sprint, can I help you?
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RBCP: I just needed to find out how the weather is in Wynonna, Minnesota today.
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SPRT: Excuse me?
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RBCP: I didn't say anything.
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SPRT: You need a weather report? Where are you?
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RBCP: I'm in Texas and you're in Wynonna, Minnesota, right?
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SPRT: I'm not allowed to give out that information.
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RBCP: Well, you saying that only proves that I'm right. If I was wrong, you'd
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say, "No, I'm not in Minnesota" but you didn't, therefore I'm right.
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SPRT: How do you know we're in Minnesota?
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RBCP: Because you're sitting in a building on Third & Johnson Commercial
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Court. And you drive a blue car.
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SPRT: I don't drive a blue car. (Goes and gets her supervisor...)
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SUPR: This is Dan, can I help you?
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RBCP: Are you or are you not on Third Street in Wynonna, Minnesota??
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SUPR: Who are you calling?
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RBCP: I'm calling the Sprint office in Wynonna, Minnesota, Dan.
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SUPR: Well, do you need to place a call or not?
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RBCP: No, not really, I just wanted to annoy you people.
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SUPR: How are you doing there in Corpus Christi, Texas?
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RBCP: Ooooooo, you've got my city but do you have my number? I have yours and
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it's 507-454-8366. Let's see you top that one, Dan.
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SUPR: We know exactly who you are and if you don't stop calling here we're
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going to send the police over.
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RBCP: And?
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(I get hung up on)
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Try using OCI who doesn't use ANI and scientific studies have shown that they
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hire the lamest, stupidest operators in the world. You can be as mean as you
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want to them and they won't hang up, they'll just throw insults right back at
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you. Best of all, they'll believe anything you tell them. Dial 1-800-288-2880.
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When you hear the dial tone, hit 0 a couple of times until you get a live
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operator. Have a good time.
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³ Deeply Disturbed Tells His Story - A TWAT Production - by SPiNALBOB ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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[The following is a file that I'm reprinting without permission taken
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from the TWAT zine and written on June 19, 1994. If you haven't heard
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of TWAT then call Whombat Communications and download a copy today.
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-RedBoxChiliPepper]
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Well... this is SPiNALB0B of [FaT]. And I would like to say a couple lines
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before the interview. Deeply Disturbed is a troubled boy, and needs to be
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helped. If you could help by donating money, to pay for his upcoming therapy,
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it would be greatly appreciated. I failed to get the address to send the
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money to in my haste to leave after the interview (I had to catch a plane). If
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you could contact Deeply Disturbed, than you can probably get the address from
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him. Deeply Disturbed can be reached on IRC as deeply_d on the k00l chanel
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#ANSI or #NATiON whichever one is more 31337. He could have been reached via
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k0deline, but...
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SB: Testing... Testing... One... Two... Three... Alright, let's see.
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This is SPiNALB0B interviewing Deeply Disturbed on June 15, 1994. OK,
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Are you ready?
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DD: Yeah, I think.
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SB: OK, Deeply Disturbed, can I call you Deeply?
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DD: No.
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SB: Allright... Uhh.... Now for my first question.
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DD: Fire away.
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SB: How did you get into the ANSi Scene?
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DD: It all started two years ago in WWiVNet. I was CoSysOp on a WWiV board
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called THE K-K00L WAREZ PALACE, Ottowa's only 2400 baud WWiV WaReZ board,
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and I was looking through the message basses, which I usually don't do.
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SB: And why was that.
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DD: I only had a 2400 baud modem, and I spent all my time downloading WaReZ.
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I was CoSysOp because I was the only person who called except for a
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friend of mine, who's handle was Lord Chester. Anyway, I had downloaded
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all the warez that were on his BBS at the time, and decided to just call
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and see what the board was really like. I discoverd WWiVNet. It was
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amazing. So many neat and interesting people were on there. I was in
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total awe of one sub in particular: THE ANSI BIN. I was mystified by
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the neat blocks on the screen. I decided then and there to get a VGA
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monitor. I only had a monochrome then. The next day I had my friend
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Lord Chester walk up to the guy in Radio Shack and ask him to show him
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the new CD players.
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SB: Yes, this is all very interesting. Go on...
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DD: And while he was, I grabbed a VGA monitor and card, and ran out of the
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store. I had my Bart Halloween mask on, so nobody would know it was me.
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SB: And what did you do then?
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DD: I took it home and set it up. I unzipped my registered copy of THEDRAW,
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which I had never used, but I had gotten because it was a ware. I then
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started to draw. I got so much into it, that I stayed up four days
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straight drawing ANSi. My first picture was of my dog, Peaty. It was
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cool. I showed it to Chester, and he got so excited he got an erection.
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He was so happy, because he had never gotten an erection before. Neither
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had I, but that's another story.
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SB: Uhh... yes... good.
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DD: Anyway, I spread it on the other local boards, and the SysOps of the
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local boards liked it. I started doing ads for Remote Access boards. In
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a couple months I was up to WIldcat and Spitfire Logon Screens. I had
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been saving up my lunch money for a while, and when I got enough, I went
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and bought a 14.4 modem. I was so excited! I got home, and was shaking
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so hard, I had to get my mom to install it.
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SB: Yes, and then?
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DD: Well... A couple months later I joined a local ANSi group called [MaTH].
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SB: What does [MaTH] stand for?
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DD: I don't know. I never asked. I just thought it was cool. ANyway, I
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drew for them for a while, and then moved on to another group, [KKAP]
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which stands for K-Kool Ansi People. After that I moved from group to
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group until I finally joined ACiD. It was so amazing. I got to meet
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really awesome people that had no lives just like me. My friend Lord
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Chester now draws for iCE. He started a couple weeks after I did,
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because he wanted to do some menus for his new GT Power board. His
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current handle is Dark Wolf.
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SB: You mean the artist of that Excellent Suicidal Shrimp ANSi?
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DD: I think so. I don't know. All I remember is his ANSi of two guys doing
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the "horizontal polka." That one is my favorite ANSi ever made.
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SB: Uhhhh... OK...
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DD: Anyway... I now draw for NATiON. It's really keen. I love it there.
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I like talking to my fellow members like Maestro, Sociopath, and Mr.
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Sinister. They are all always on the Boards like me, so they're cool.
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SB: Shure. I have another question.
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DD: Hold up, I think my mom is coming... ALLRIGHT MOM!!!! I PROMISE NOT
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TO WEAR YOUR CLOTHES ANYMORE!!!! I CAN'T COME NOW!!! I'M TALKING TO MY
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FRIEND!!! NO, HE'S NOT GAY!!! THAT'S MY OTHER FRIENDS!!! Anyway, fire
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away.
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SB: Uhhh... Ok, when do you draw ANSi's?
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DD: I usually stay on my computer all day. I quit school to draw ANSI, so
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I have alot of time to draw.
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SB: Do you do speed or anything to stay awake?
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DD: Speed? What's that? Is that that new movie? I read about it in the
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FedNet music sub. No, I usually stick a stick up my ass, which keeps
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me awake, and makes me feel real happy at the same time.
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SB: Do you ever regret being an ANSi dude.
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DD: NEVER!
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SB: You swear?
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DD: Uhhh... Sometimes I think about running away, getting married to
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Chester, and moving to San Francisco, so I don't have to worry about
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ANSi anymore, but when I start to draw, it just all goes away, and I
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become one with the screen.
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SB: What do your parents think of this?
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DD: They hate it, but then, I hate my parents. My mom hates it when I put
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on her clothes, and my dad has hated me since he caught me screwing Peaty
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in my closet one day. But that all is gone when I draw ANSi, and all I
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have to worry about is if my ANSi makes the next pack in time, or if
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I'll get accepted to the new ANSi boards, or how long my k0dez will last.
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SB: Well...
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³ Phone Losers of America Headline News ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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Halting Harassment - taken from the Belleville News-Democrat, Sept. 7, 1995
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The information superhighway has plenty of bumps on it, as seven metro-east
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families know all too well. They've been targeted for phone harrassment by a
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computer hackers group. Since their names and phone numbers were added to a
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"hit list" on computer bulletin boards, they've received pizzas they didn't
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order, bills for phone calls they didn't make and harrassing and obscene phone
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calls. It's the technological equivalent of someone writing a name and number
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on a restroom wall, only with a much larger audience. The harassment has come
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from as far away as Sweden.
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A lot of people no doubt see this as another reason why computer networks
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ought to be regulated by the federal government. But we don't need bureaucrats
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policing cyberspace. Enforcement would be difficult if not impossible, and
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there's the issue of freedom of speech.
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That doesn't mean that people should have to put up with harassment. It says
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right in the front of the phone book that it's a criminal offense for anyone to
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make obscene or harassing phone calls. And obviously it's illegal to charge
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food and phone calls and other items in someone else's name. Why aren't the
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police and the phone companies doing more to catch the culprits?
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The phone companies' biggest piece of advice is for people to not give out
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their phone number to strangers. That suggestion is weak. One of the families
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paid $50 to switch to an unpublished number, and the hackers had it within a
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week.
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How did the hackers get the number? Most of them are in their teens and early
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20s. Has a group of kids outsmarted the phone company and all the technology
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at its disposal? The phone companies need to beat the hackers at their own game
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and track them down. Then the police need to arrest them and the justice system
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needs to prosecute them under existing laws.
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[Ironically, that was the only article on the editorial page that didn't
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have a name signed to it. Above the article was a cartoon of a kid sitting
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at his computer (with a BORN TO HACK bumper sticker stuck to the side of
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the monitor) and a dad & mom was in the background. The dad was saying,
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"YOU tell him he's grounded. The last time I tried he enlisted me in the
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Marines!"
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄContactÄTheÄPhoneÄLosersÄOfÄAmericaÄNearestÄYou!ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³ 512-703-8910.................................PLA Voicemail System (RBCP) ³
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³ 314-995-1261..................................PLA Voicemail System (Zak) ³
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³ 618-797-2339.............................................Roy's Place BBS ³
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³ 503-928-4912......................................Whombat Communications ³
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³ http://www.basenet.net/~apok0lyp/welcome.html...............PLA web site ³
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³ FTP.FC.NET.....................................pub/deadkat/phreaking/PLA ³
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³ ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU............................pub/Zines/PhoneLosers ³
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³ whombat@blitzinfo.com.................................RedBoxChiliPepper) ³
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³ cactus@i1.net.........................................Zak a.k.a. el_jefe ³
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³ collcard@big12.metrobbs.com......................To contact Colleen Card ³
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³ apok0lp@i1.net......................................To contact Apok0lyps ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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