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PPP
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Proudly Present
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Another
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Phucked Phreak Production
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*708/808/7629** **Wendsday-March 27, 1991** **Vol #9*
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* HOW TO GET BIG(?) CASH FAST AND EASY: ALMOST LEGAL TOO *
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* Written By: Some guy who knows *
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* CopyMUCH 1991 (M) Phucked Phreak Productions *
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"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
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prohibitting the free excercise thereof; or abbridging the freedom of
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speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to
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assemble, and to petition the Goverment for a redress of grievances"
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Under the above Law set forth in the First Amendment To The Constution
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Of The United States Of America, The Author releases this work into the
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pubic domain for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
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** INTRO **
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Have you ever found yourself in a position where you need up to
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fifty bucks REAL FAST? LIke you just finished all your pot and need
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to buy another quarter? I have many times... so this is what I do.
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1.) Get a check, preferably not yours (if it was yours that would
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totally defeat the purpose). Steal it, find it, pull it out your
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grandmothers ass, etc..
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2.) Go to a bookstore (B. Dalton, Crown, and Walden are the best
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cause they NEVER check I.D.)
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3.) Say, "Can I get a fifty dollar gift certificate?"
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4.) Take that gift certificate to another store
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5.) Buy a .50 bookmark with it. Keep the change.
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The best way to do this is to get a whole checkbook
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and spend the day driving about from store to store buying
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and cashing. The above bookstores are not the only ones
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where you can do this. MANY establishments have real loose
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check I.D. policies. If you have trouble finding a checkbook
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go to a parking garage and look for one in an unlocked car.
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If the store does ask for I.D. then calmly say you
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have none, the check is your moms, you boyfriends, you holy
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guardian angels, etc.. Get the check back and leave. Do
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NOT rip off the same place twice. Many chains after they
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discover they have been ripped off will try to send a
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description around to their other stores and then you will
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be fucked.
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Have Fun and if anyone asks just tell 'em some guy told
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you how to do this.
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If you have any questions you can NOT locate me on the
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following bbs's. (I was a former employee at a store I
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rip off in this way and do not want to be busted.)
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Jackass--Home of Phucked Phreak Prod. 708-808-7629
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Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be the Whole of The Law.
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Nothing is True. Everything is permitted.
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some guy... signing off...
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