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PPP
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Proudly Present
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Another
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Phucked Phreak Production
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*708/808/7629** **Wendsday-March 27, 1991** **Vol #9*
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* Things Cool Stoners Know And So Should You (PT2) *
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* Written By: Spanky *
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* CopyMUCH 1991 (M) Phucked Phreak Productions *
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"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
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prohibitting the free excercise thereof; or abbridging the freedom of
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speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to
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assemble, and to petition the Goverment for a redress of grievances"
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Under the above Law set forth in the First Amendment To The Constution
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Of The United States Of America, The Author releases this work into the
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pubic domain for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
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** INTRO **
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This is the second in my series on Stoner Stuff. I dont know how many
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there will be, so dont ask. Well I have been trying to write this thing for
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awhile now, but am finally getting down to it. Of course, as I write I am
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very, very, very high. So dont complain if my punctuation and spelling are
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a little off. Actually you could complain if you wanted to, but I really
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wouldnt care cause I am too high to think about asuch trivial things..
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Onward.
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** Vol 9 **
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The topic of part two is going to be about creative (and sometimes destruc-
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tive) things you can do for entertainment while you are enjoying your
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favorite buzz.
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Well - obviously you can write a gphile if ya feel like giving your brain
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a workout while you are high. It is amazing how creative you become when
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you are high. Well, maybe it isnt creative. Maybe it is just that when you
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are high that everything you do seems creative. Doesnt matter, just as
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long as you are getting the most out of each time you smoke pot.
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One thing I love to do when I am high is design new smoking devices. My
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feeling is that you can never have too many bowls, bongs, or roach clips.
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If ya still live at home with mom and dad, then the best thing for you
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to make is a 'NO BUST TUBE'. Thats right. Now you can get high in your
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own home and not worry about getting busted becuase of the smoke smell.
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All ya have to do is get an empty toilet paper roll or paper towel roll
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(only difference is size - but paper towel roll works better) and stuff
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the damn thing solid with Bounce (r) dryer sheets. Just a mental note -
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DONT buy the unscented, casue that would kinda blow the point of this.
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Now after you have it stuffed full, take a quarter sheet of bounce and
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place it over the end of the tube (kinda like a screen) and tape it in
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place with electrical tape. (any tape will do - but electrical tape looks
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cool). Then go to your favorite spot and smoke up. Just blow your hit
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into the open end of the tube. Some smoke will get absorbed into the Bounce.
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The stuff that doesnt will smell April Fresh. (yea I know that is Downy).
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So ya dont feel like making something. Want to be excited a little more.
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Well you could get really high then read the PPP file on Phun In Stores.
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But here are some more neat things to do. Go collect Recycle bins. This
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is always a lot of fun, but can get you in big trouble. Then take these
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bins and drop them off at someones house that you really dislike. Imagine
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the suprise when they wake up with 200 orange bins in their front yard.
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Since these bins fit inside each other, they are very easy to collect.
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Another fun thing to do is collect road horses and orange cones. Set up
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your own road block or construction zone. Usually the cops will not
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even do anything, cause they assume there is construction. Another great
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thing for high spirits and great laughs is to create something that looks
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like a human or get something that looks human. (an old manican is great
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for this trick).. put some clothes on your 'human'.. tie a rope around
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its neck, and bring him to an overpass. tie the other end of the rope to
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the overpass. drop your 'human' over the overpass and let him hang.
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Imagine Mom, Dad and little Johnny on the way home from Grandma's house
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and they see him hanging over Interstate 94 with a sign attached that says
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"JESUS TOLD ME TO!".. Another fun thing would be to safely secure your
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'human' to a skateboard and roll him out into moving traffic. Of course
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that would cost you a skateboard.
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Another really fun thing to do while you are high is to watch old reruns
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of M*A*S*H. This has got to be the best show on TV while you are high.
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Some shows really suck while you are high. Hospital shows like Trapper John
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MD really suck dick. Most sit-coms (with the exception of Threes Company)
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are very good shows to watch while you are high.
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I like to confuse myself when I am high and play mind games with myself
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and other people. One real fun thing to do to yourself is to take all
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the cassette tapes that you own and take them out of the cases. Hide
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the tapes themselves around the house and leave the cases in the other room.
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Now go try to find them one at a time. A great mind game to play on a dear
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friend is to hide his remote control while he is high. Guranteed he will
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not stop looking for it until he finds it. Stones people are soo lazy.
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If you have a girlfriend (boyfriend - whichever the case may be) then
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there really is only one thing to do when you are high. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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Im sorry but if ya need instructions for that then you need to stop
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getting high cause your brain is just far to smoldered.
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I would like to thank Michael Jordan for giving me the inspiration to
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write this file. I have always wanted to fly as high as he can.
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If you are intrested in joining our writing staff, please contact the
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SysOp at the BBS below.
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Phucked Phreak Productions
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JAckass BBS
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708-808-7629
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