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*708/808/7629** **Tuesday Febuary 5, 1991** **Vol #2*
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** Cool Things To Do At Kmart And Othe Public Places **
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* CopyMUCH 1991 (M) Spanky/PPP/JAckass BBS *
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"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
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prohibitting the free excercise thereof; or abbridging the freedom of
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speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to
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assemble, and to petition the Goverment for a redress of grievances"
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Under the above Law set forth in the First Amendment To The Constution
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Of The United States Of America, The Author releases this work into the
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pubic domain for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY.
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**Intro**
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The stuff described in this file are things that I have done, and are
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pretty fuckin kick ass. Just dont be an idiot.
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**Vol #2**
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One of the best things to do in Kmart is to have fun with the intercom
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system. All ya have to do is walk up to an intercom, pick it up and start
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talking..Dont worry, no one will pay attention to you anyway cause all
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Kmart employees look like hoodlums. One of the best things to do is
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announce a blue light special. Normally this would be pretty lame, but not
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if you used pee wee hermans voice..
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Quite honestly that is for 13 year olds..Walk up to the key making machine
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(ALWAYS unattended and in the auto department) and start cutting your own
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key. It always get K employees real pissed, and ya can get a couple of
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security guards out of hiding...That way you can spot them, the next time
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ya need a new CD..When they come up to you and try to act tuff, flip
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out on them..Dont get physical, just be a total smart ass..That always
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sets them off balance..When they ask for your name or anything, rattle
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off all the ID that you can think of real quick..Give um you SS#, DL#,
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license plate number, DOB, address, phone number, work phone..They will
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never be able to write quick enough...Hopefully they will hit you, and
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you can watch them squirm when you have them arrested for assault..
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REMEMBER! You did nothing WRONG!! There is no sign by that key machine
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that says you cant use it!! If they are still following you, keep walking
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out to your car and do a real nice brake torque on the way out..If at
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all possible, cause a scene!
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Now that you have left Kmart, go to the nearest grocery store that uses
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scanners (they should all - its 1991!)...Bring in a magic marker with
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you, and go down the isle slashing through UPC codes! they will be useless
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and the cashier will have to enter those all by hand instead of scanning.
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If ya had about 2 hours, you could reall screw up a stores operation.
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Another thing to do in the grocery store (this really pissed the fuck out
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of stockers - I know, I was one) is to take a cart and walk up and down
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the isle's filling the cart up...Then when you have filled the cart up,
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leave it there and leave cause you forgot you wallet! when doing this
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amke sure not to go from isle 1-13 or from 13-1, do them randomly like
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1,7,2,8,6,3,9,10,4, etc.. This way it will make it harder to put all that
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stuff away..Make sure ya get some ice cream too, and put it right on
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top of your favorite magazines...Put the bread under the 3 gallons of
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milk...
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The last thing to do in the grocery store requires a box cutter..
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Take your box cutter and run down the milk or soda isle..Slice open
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the fronts of all the milk or soda...What a MESS!! Get out QUICK, this
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is illegal!! If ya must stick around, ditch the blade..
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The last thing to do, which is the most destructive would be to go to
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your local strip shopping center, and put superglue in all of there
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door locks! They wont be able to open the next day..Alot of FUN!
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