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==Phrack Inc.==
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Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #1 of 10
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Index...
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Well, as a tribute to April Fools Day (4/1/87) and as a break to the
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normal grinding speed of Phrack Inc. (HA!), we at Phrack Inc. have taken a
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break to be stupid, to get our frustrations out, to make fun of people,
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places, and things, and to be just generally obnoxious.
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This issue was delayed due to THE EXECUTIONER who may be blamed for
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the slow date release of this issue. We currently believe him to be trekking
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back to his home in the Himalayas to hide with his mom (Saskwatch). Heh...
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Just getting you in the mood for what's ahead.
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This issue is NOT to be taken seriously in any manner (except
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anything mentioned about Oryan Quest) and is put together extremely loosely.
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None of the files have been formatted. None of the files have been spell-
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checked. Don't expect quality from this issue...just have fun. Later.
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Taran King
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Sysop of Metal Shop Private
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Table of Contents:
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#1 Phrack XIII Index by Taran King (2.0K)
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#2 Real Phreaker's Guide Vol. 2 by Taran King and Knight Lightning (5.2K)
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#3 How to Fuck Up the World - A Parody by Thomas Covenant (9.5K)
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#4 How to Build a Paisley Box by Thomas Covenant and Double Helix (4.5K)
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#5 Phreaks In Verse by Sir Francis Drake (3.1K)
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#6 R.A.G. - Rodents Are Gay by Evil Jay (5.8K)
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#7 Are You A Phone Geek? by Doom Prophet (8.8K)
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#8 Computerists Underground News Tabloid - CUNT by Crimson Death (10.5K)
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#9 RAGS - The Best of Sexy Exy (19.2K)
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#10 Phrack World News XIII by Knight Lightning (26.0 K)
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==Phrack Inc.==
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Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #2 of 10
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_-><-_==_{[The REAL Phreaker's Guide Part II]}_==_-><-_
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or
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How To/Not To Be Elite!
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Written by
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Taran King and Knight Lightning
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So, you're willing to give up EVERYTHING to be elite, huh? Well,
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you've come to the right place. We know from EXPERIENCE. We know FIRST HAND.
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We know because we ARE ELITE (not elite, ELITE).
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Some of you may recall our first version of this file which was
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released years ago. That was when we were young and immature. We are now
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much more mature and ELITE and you aren't so there. Here's the file, learn
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it, love it, live it, leach it.
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!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^
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Real phreaks don't utilize anything pertaining to phreaking/hacking in their
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handles (Phantom PHREAKER, CODES Master, CODE Manipulator, Bill from RNOC,
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Perpetual PHREAK, Luke VAXHACKER, VMS Consultant, Holophax PHREAKER,
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Ubiquitous HACKER, Dr. HACK, PHREAKY Floyd, Broadway HACKER, The Mad HACKER,
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The PHREAKazoid, PHREAKenstein, Dan The OPERATOR, and ORYAN QUEST).
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Corollary: Real phreaks or hackers don't have ORYAN QUEST in their name.
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Real phreaks don't get in trouble when people harass their parents (Phucked
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Agent 04, The Executioner, and Oryan Quest).
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Corollary: Real phreaks don't name themselves Oryan Quest if they know that
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they're going to receive harassing phone calls.
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Real phreaks don't look like celebrities (Mark Tabas - Tom Petty, Shooting
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Shark - Mork from Ork, Telenet Bob - Danny Partridge (200 pounds later), John
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Draper - Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein, The Executioner - All of the
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group members of Loudness, Broadway Hacker/The Whacko Cracko Bros. - Tommy
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Flenagan, Mr. Zenith's mother - Fred Sanford, The Lineman - Spanky, Sigmund
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Fraud - The Great Pumpkin, and Oryan Quest - the Mexican cab driver in D.C.
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Cab).
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Corollary: Real phreaks didn't crawl under a fence to become a citizen of the
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United States of America.
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Real phreaks don't go to Tap (Dead Lord, Cheshire Catalyst, Sid Platt, and
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Oryan Quest).
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Corollary: Real phreaks don't piss Taran King off so that they would get a
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rag file dedicated to them.
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Real phreaks don't name their group after a real phreak (New religion:
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Luthorian.)
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Real phreaks don't get busted and come back numerous times (The Whacko Cracko
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Bros., Dr. Who, Mark Tabas, Holophax Phreaker, and Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks don't get kicked out of the FBI (Ahem!).
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Real phreaks can't speak 2600 in their normal, everyday voice (Ax Murderer,
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The Wizard, The Preacher, and Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks don't have busha-bushas (Eric Corley, John Maxfield, The Bootleg,
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and not Oryan Quest's mother).
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Real phreaks aren't religious fanatics (The Preacher, The Pope, The Exorcist,
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Magnetic Pope, All Members of Cult of the Dead Cow, Mr. Zenith's mom, The
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Prophet, Lucifer 666, Angel of Destiny, and Satan [Oh, and Oryan Quest]).
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Real phreaks don't use vaseline for mousse (Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks don't eat tacos for breakfast, burritos for lunch, and
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enchilladas for dinner (Oryan Quest).
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Corollary: Real phreaks don't need to get the cheese for their Mexican dinner
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from the government (Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks don't claim to get busted 3 times to make a good reputation as a
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phreaker or hacker for themselves (Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks don't answer to "Paco" (Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks don't use Maintenance Busy in an effort to unleash with full
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force (Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks can rag on better things than an individual's mom (Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks' caps lock didn't get stuck when signing their first message
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after they typed their first name (Oryan QUEST).
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Real phreaks don't claim to know more than 65% of the phreak world (Oryan
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Quest).
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Real phreaks don't have a girlfriend that needs to shave...their face (Oryan
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Quest).
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Real phreaks haven't been around for 4 years without accomplishing something
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(Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks CAN'T argue with their parents in Spanish (Oryan Quest).
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Real phreaks don't:
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Cash $5,000,000 checks.
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Card minicomputers.
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Card gold.
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Get busted for hacking but let off due to police brutality (?!?).
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Write books on the topic.
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Say they're from outside of Illinois when working for Illinois Bell.
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!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^
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You, the reader, must understand that this is all written with the
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very least in seriousness (except that written about Oryan Quest). Anything
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contained in the file is just poking fun at people without trying to really
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make them feel bad (except for Oryan Quest).
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To the various people that have contributed various pieces and bits
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to this file, we wish to extend great thanks for your innovativeness (or lack
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thereof).
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Now, you too, can be ELITE.
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!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^
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==Phrack Inc.==
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Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #3 of 10
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/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\
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\|/ How to fuck up the world \|/
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/|\ Writen 10:03 pm December 2nd 1986 /|\
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\|/ by the Neon Knights and Metal Communications \|/
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/|\ Thanx to the Metallain,Zandar Zan,Marlbro Reds,ACID,The High Lord /|\
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\|/ Satan,Apple Maniac,The Necrophiliac&The Necrophobic (for theri awesome\|/
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/|\ dox-file skils),SLayer,Megadeth,Overkill,Samhain,The Misfits (fuck yea/|\
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\|/ Hi Glenn!),The Blade,Killer Kurt,and Steve Wozniak even thouhg hes a \|/
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/|\ wimp! /|\
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\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/
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/|\ Fuck off all niggers jews commusnists retarted /|\
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\|/ arabians peopel who dont own computers and any welfare starving shit \|/
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/|\ headed bastard who doesnt have an Applecat modem! /|\
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/|\ Im not even going to write a list of boards for you to call. Well /|\
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\|/ what the fuck I guess I will put at least one..... \|/
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/|\ Call the Metal AE (201)-(879)-(666)-(8) for the latest in Neon /|\
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\|/ Knights wares and for a cool board/cool sysop/cool wares/just all \|/
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/|\ around cool! /|\
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The Phile itself:
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When your like me and get bored eassily its veryt hard to keep fuctiong the way
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your parents expet you to. I would go out with Killer Kurt all the time and dest
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roy evrything we coiuld find that looked stupid,get drunk off my ass,trip on aci
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d(like im doing righ now),use the necronimiconm to summon a watcher to kill my t
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eachewrs my douchbag bratty sister and the fat sickining son of a bitch that liv
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es next door to me,and my parents would very rarely do anything to try to stop m
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e. i gues they just thought i was goin throuhg a phase or sometihg like that. We
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ll I finalyl hit upon the perfect combination of things to do that not only get
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your parents to reac, the are a hell of a lot of fun and cause so much evil, cha
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os, and havoc that Satan will be sure to reservbe a good seat in Hell for you. S
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o now Here are step by stpe instructins on HOW TO FUCK UP THE WORLD
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Step one:Get.a large supply fo plastics garbage bags, gas or other very flammabl
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le shit,and a flamsthrower or somet other way to light fires from a distance (ju
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st to make sure you dont die yourself before your ready).Also i forgot to mentio
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n,take a good amount of drugs befoere you start doin this so youll be able to fi
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nish what you start.I reccommend about three hits of blotter acid (4way album co
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ver is best,thats what i use),about 2 grams of weed (smoked),some mescaline if y
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ou can get it (arizona is a great place to pick it yourself),and of course the g
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ood old american tradition of JACK DANIELS. Most people mix this with coke but I
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have invented a new way to do it,which ya do by mixing it with JOLT cola instead
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. tHIS (godamn fuckin caps lock key) will get you really goin, you may want to
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use some speed as well so you dont pass out and some ludes or other type of down
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er just to keep you balancd well. now make sure you can still stand up (once you
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get that far the rest will come naturaly) and get in yer pickup (if you dont hav
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e a pickup there is no hope for ya!) and drive. Oh remember to take the gas, bag
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s, and light with you.
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Step two: Drive to a secluded area and preparew for your assault on the armies o
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f the conformist bastards. What your gonna be doin here is summoning a demon. Th
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is is one of the waeker types according to the Necromnicon so you can control it
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easily in your druged state but powerful enouhg to actually be of use to ya. So
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draw yer pentagram on the ground,get a Slayer tapepl aying (no motley crue!!! or
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the demon will laugh its ass off at you before killing you and eating your soul.
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Adn thats a big waste of time not to mention no fun at all.) set candles at all
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cardinal points and cut a long incision down the lenght of your arm about frmo
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mid-bicep to just before your wrist as you dont want to bleed to death,just enou
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gh to get about 3/4 of a pint or so. Drip all this blood inside the pent.,and ch
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ant the following:
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"YOGGIH PPEDRILS, STOWART EHNTAHL SHILGLI DRAGGULS UOHT!"
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Say this5 times and you shoukld noteice the candles flikckering (hmm i blieve th
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e rrUSH is starting to come on nwo, this sucker relly was worht 40 a sheet!!)! B
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y the way that shit up there that ya say is not nay kind of backjwards bullshit,
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it is the real stuff. I paid 40 bux for my copy of the youknowwhat so i oughtta
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know. now where was i o yeah. Onece the damn thing appears thjen you gotta estab
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lish control over it real qiock before it start getting any ideas. by the way in
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caser you wodering what it will look like it is a big motherfucker approx. 20 fe
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eet tall with green leathery sking. If you get the wrong one it doesnt really ma
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tter that much anywayt since youll be dyin soon but it helps. so now get it to f
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ly along above yer truck (tell it to be invisible so ya dont have peopl starin a
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t ya!) and drive back to whereever it is that your gonna destroy.
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Step three: stop back at yer house wreal quick and pick up the follwng. If you d
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ont have all this at house then just go by a hardware storte and a drugstore and
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picjk it up. if the owner objkects then just take out his kneecaps with your cro
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wbar and he wont be goin anywhere for a long time.
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30 dozen hammers
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50 gallons of paint (asorted colors is nice but not necesary)
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(jesus this is weird, have any of you ever seen ther letters on yer screen wiggl
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ing and boucing didnt think so!!) now where was i/
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5-10 tanks of propane
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100+ gallons of gas (for a seperate use than the gas i alreadyu mentiond)
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from the drugstore,or your closet if your like me and keep a constant supply of
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every kind of drug ever made):
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1,000 doses of pseudoephedrine (there we go,i spelled it right! well ive got the
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catalog next to me so fuck it anyway,it doesnt mean shit.neuither does your mama
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. i think im getting off track - wel then again it is kind og amazing cause my
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ingers are twichin so bad)
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5,000 doses of LSD
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250 doses of qualudes
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600 cases of JACK DANIELS
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ok now for the good part. Consume all of these yourself! HAAHAHA! i bet you thou
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ght you were suposed to put them in the citys water supply or soething! but now
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you better get moving cause this is all gonna take effect within the hour! but i
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f ya wanna save some to put in the citywater then go ahead,you wont have quite a
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s much fun but who the fuck am i to tell you exactly how to do things.
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Step four: Drive to the heart of the city. on the way see how many little old la
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dies and fag poodles ya can hit. When ya get to the talest building in town smas
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h into a fire hydrant in front of it. now get out and run like a bitch *just hav
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e the demon carry all the shit for ya*! and go to the FUCKEN TOP of the building
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. here is where you do all this.
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Make the demon inhale all the propane, and give him the smaler amount of gas (th
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e one I talked about first..go back about 70 lins or so./) to drionk. Now hes al
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l set. now YOU have to get on his back. make him carry the hammers and paint and
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the largetr amount of gas. Have him take off and fly all over the city aas he fl
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ys just throw hammers down at building windows and people and paint at both of t
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hose too! Now i bet you thinking i forgot all about those garbage bags and the f
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lamethrowr. Hell no i didnt! with the little bit of propane hes got left have hi
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m blow up the bags so they make a giant baloon. now you take the big amount of g
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as and drink it (after all those other drugs it should be a smnap!) and jump. Wi
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th your weight off him and all that propane in him and with that baloon he will
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instantly take off straight up into heaven, where he will cause some wicked shit
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to happen! As for you, you will fly down and hit the ground, and be goin so fast
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that you go right through all the way to Hell. Once you get there all the gas in
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you will ingite and BOOM! Satan will be proud of you for sure! a perfect ending
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to a perfect day!
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/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\/|\
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\|/ Keep those credits up there excatly as they are (inother words,puttin\|/
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/|\ your K-K00l board up there WONT be tolerated!) or we will fuck you up. /|\
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\|/ If ya dont believe us by now your retarted. -Killer Kurt \|/
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/|\ -And the rest of the 'knights! /|\
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\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\\|//|\
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/|\ Copywrit 1986 by Neon Knights/Metal Communications/ /|\
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\|/ Black Death/No Love \|/
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/|\ We're rad...we kill children! /|\
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Oh, and by the way, the above file was a parody by UrLord, Thomas Covenant.
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Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #4 of 10
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/|\ the Neon Fucken Knights /|\
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\|/ present with no alternative \|/
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/|\HOW TO BUILD A PAISLEY BOX! /|\
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\|/ by the fucked up Blade \|/
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All right, so i mfucken in 40 cols..what's it matter? i just
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realized that many idoits out ther still dont know how to make one of
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the greatest anarchiust tools ever, the Paisley Box. This little
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beauty will do just about anuyt6hing ya want, including:
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--Seize operator lines
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--Remote control over all TSPS and TOPS consols
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--All other box functions combind in oine, includin blue, beige, and
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blotto
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so ya wanna know how to build this fucker and go out terrorizin ma
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bell..well sit tight, we wont bother with any fucken diagrams cause
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those are for dweebs (right necro? right!) here we go!
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first of all get about 20 lbs of quality drugs and 3 or 4 kegs. you
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might
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think that you need this for the contruction of the box but, you don't
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you take it all yerself!!
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this will mellow ya out enuf to follow our planz. lessee, oh yea
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parts list:
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--about 50 ffeet of copper wier, hopfully insulated
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--an old (prefer touchton) phone that ya dont need no more
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--a honda genorateer (don't pay for it, just card it. right necro?
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right!)
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--and one of the empty kegs that ya drank to put it all in. the
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genarater will fit fine and the rest ya can attach to the outsid if
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thats your fucken urge.
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now for tha actualy construciton details:
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oh shit, we forgot one fuckin thing. go to you local hadware stoer and
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find the guy who owns it, get a gun and blow his fuckin head off (you
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can card the gun two) this isn't for the box but, it fun and it will
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make satan happy so yor box will work better.
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now with the empty keg and all the stuf we put up there ( i think
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about 20 lins ofr so up )_ attach the genarater to all the other shit
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however ya please, now get some nice paisley wallpaper from your mom
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9(steal it if she wants it still) and put it all on the oputsid of teh
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keg. you now have a 100% genuine Neon Knights approvd Paisley Box!
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How touse:
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hook that son of a bithc up to yir modem (thats only if you got a 212
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cat. if you don't then you are an asshole anyway and the box will
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blow you fucken house aprt but, satan will be happy.)
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now turn yer dam computer on, and when the prkmpt comes up(
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hardwird into the box of cors! whatdday think we are, stupid? )
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type: 666 (space) SATAN RULES (space) MY SWEET SATAN!
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then the menu will coume up on you screen and it will say.
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1) fuck the operator around
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2) take control of the pentagon
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3) imitatte boxes (blue, blotto)
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4) fuck-a-geek
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choose whatever ya want, except if ya get tired of it and want to
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trash th thing type 666 for a choice. the box will sef destructt, yer
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computer will explod, anmd in its trahsing death throes speak an
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chant taht will summon satan to take you away to the depths of
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HELL!!!
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use this masterpece proerly, and remember: NO FUCKEN LOSERS!
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`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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Call these genocidal systemz:
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The Gatest of Hell 555-51325-634637-3
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1200 ONLY DAMMIT!
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Mephisto's Suicidal Nightmare 2436-234-666 (of course!)
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1200 ONLY DAMMIT!
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The Dead Fuckers Realm 2436-99-2309
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300 only for now (dammit!)
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sorry for the sloppy look compared to our usual k00l neat files, but my
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computer got confiscate d by the fucke n pigs so i have to
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telerwit this fucker usin a dumb terminal, until i card another!
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should be within the week!
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but don't forget to call the rad Metal AE
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201-879-[666]8 9600 baud only (god fuckin dammit) 4 drives with 710
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megs soon (we promise this time).
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Kneon Nights "We're Rad, we kill children!!"
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end of file
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i said end of file dammit!
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what are you still fucken readin for? hit escape you stupid
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shithead!
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if you dont fucken hit escape i will call satan on you!!!
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fuck the dead!
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***********
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***********
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***
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***
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Oral roberts is the anti-christ!!!
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oh and remember: this has been a fucken parody from thomas fucken
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covenant and double fucken helix. Call Thieve's World, the last
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bastion of free thought: 616-344-2718.
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"Whaddya mean I don't believe in God? ... I talk to him every day!"
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==Phrack Inc.==
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Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #5 of 10
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Phreaks In Verse!
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-----------------
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By
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Sir Francis Drake And Aiken Drum
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Welcome to this file,
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We hope you will spend a while,
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With us today.
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Perhaps you will be enlightened, in a way.
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This file is about phreaks,
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And hacks. We have spent weeks
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writing about people in verse.
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You can pick who is worse,
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Our poetry or them.
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We mean no insult,
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And we hope as a result
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No on will kill us.
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'Cause we wouldn't like that OK?
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Shooting Shark
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--------------
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His name is Shark,
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He thinks UNIX is a lark.
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He can even log people out!
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(The legality of this we doubt)
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He looks like Robin Williams.
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And maby he'll make millions
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Writing UNIX software!
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(Wolf will tell him what to wear.)
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Oryan QUEST (Agent Orange)
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--------------------------
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Oh! Poor Oryan QUEST!
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Many call him a pest.
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"Stan", they cry,
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"Why do you lie?"
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The color of his car keeps changing,
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Perhaps its because I'm aging,
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But even if my brain is weak
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I know he said his car was RED last week,
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But today he said BLUE!
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Tell me the truth Stan, please do.
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But he knows quite a bit,
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And if he dosn't throw a fit,
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He can be an OK guy.
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Lex Luthor
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----------
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His real name is funny,
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(And it isn't Bunny)
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But a joke he is not,
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He knows a hell of alot.
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Of phreaks, and hacks, and little blue box.
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Hes head of LODH, a club that rocks.
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He's a secretive guy,
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But I think we all know why.
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(He even made me change this poem,
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Oh well. I owed him.)
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And no he dosn't sound like Yogi Bear
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No matter what Bill may dare
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to say.
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Knight Lightning
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----------------
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Knight Lighting likes dots, *'s, and slashes.
|
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He sits at the CRT so long he gets rashes.
|
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Making those NEAT title screens
|
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Is the thrill of his teens!
|
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But we all think he's a swell guy,
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'Cause he gives everything a try.
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Silver Spy
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----------
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Silver Spy!
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He's a conservative guy.
|
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He runs a elite BBS-- Catch-22.
|
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It dosn't get many posts, boo-hoo.
|
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But what other board can you see,
|
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Limericks when you log on...tee-hee.
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Bill From RNOC
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--------------
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Bill from RNOC
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Is from New Yawrk.
|
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Smarter than the average phreak,
|
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His opinions are not meak.
|
|
He designs PBX's for fun,
|
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But he needs to spend more time in the sun.
|
|
Soon you will see,
|
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Bill working for NT. (*NT is Northern Telecom for you stupid people*)
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Taran King
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----------
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What a terrific guy is Taran King,
|
|
Working on Phrack and runing MSP is his thing.
|
|
He's a bit redneckish;
|
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(he won't admit he has a homosexual fetish.)
|
|
But of the phreak community he is a piller,
|
|
And without him we would wither.
|
|
And if I keep patting his back,
|
|
Maby he'll put this file in Prack.
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----------
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Oh no! I fear
|
|
The end of the file is here.
|
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This file, about all these people who are ELITE,
|
|
Can be followed by one word...DELETE.
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sfd
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|
==Phrack Inc.==
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Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #6 of 10
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R.A.G.
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Rodents Are Gay
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Starring Codes Master
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Welcome to the first and last issue of R.A.G. This month we will feature a
|
|
nauseating article about this months feature idiot - Codes Master. Remember,
|
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this file is not for you people with weak stomachs and parental discretion
|
|
is advised. Rated R (for rodent).
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First, a little introduction. The purpose of R.A.G. is to seek out and
|
|
destroy potential idiots, assholes and posers. Obviously Codes fits into all
|
|
these catagorys. We obtained a taped interview with Codes at his home in
|
|
Mickey, Mississipi, and was able to get a few truths revealed. Here is a
|
|
small transcript of the interview. "ME" is the interviewer, "HIM" is Codes.
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ME: Nice place you have here. I see your into art. Ah, thats an interesting
|
|
peice there. What do you call it?
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HIM: Thanks. Thats called, "Mickey's Rat Trap". It shows the valiant Mickey
|
|
cleverly stealing the cheese from the trap without setting it off.
|
|
Actually, it was quite a bargain, and cost me mere $250.
|
|
ME: Thats interesting. You seem to have an obsession with Mickey Mouse and
|
|
other rodents (looking around I see portraits of Mighty Mouse, Jerry,
|
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Speedy and others).
|
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HIM: Its just one of my hobbys.
|
|
ME: Okay, anyway, on with the interview. We understand that you consider
|
|
yourself, and I quote, "an expert on Primos". But we have seen
|
|
conflicting views when it comes to the truth of this. Alot of people
|
|
seem to think you don't know anything, and what you do know has been
|
|
learned in a very short period of time. Is there any truth to this?
|
|
HIM: Uh, would you like something to drink? Some treats perhaps? I have
|
|
some excellent chees......
|
|
ME: No thank you. Back to the question, are you really a Prime expert?
|
|
HIM: Well, I, uh...I guess you could say that. Have you ever read my Prime...
|
|
ME: No I havent. Sources tell me that you have claimed you had system access
|
|
on the Henco Prime on Telenet. But my sources know for a fact that you
|
|
haven't. Is there any truth to this?
|
|
HIM: Well, no...
|
|
ME: Thats what I thought. Also, I would like to bring up the little war
|
|
between you and Evil Jay. You have claimed that the reason you didn't
|
|
see eye-to-eye was because both of you were working on seperate versions.
|
|
Yet, we both know that aside from versions lower than 19 there are
|
|
not too many changes so we really dont understand your comment.
|
|
HIM: What kind of interview is...
|
|
ME: We also understand that you posted a message on Phantasie Realm that
|
|
contained the, and I quote, "new 617 Cosmos dialups". Yet these dialups
|
|
have been around for years and died more than a month before your post.
|
|
Any comments, Codes?
|
|
HIM: I....
|
|
ME: Okay, how about your "Real Hackers, Phreakers and Trashers Guide".
|
|
You made some interesting comments on there, such as, "Real phreaks are
|
|
mostly pirates" and "Real phreaks dont have handles like Mr Phreak".
|
|
You obviously didn't take a look at your own handle, but we will skip
|
|
that little misunderstanding. The thing we find curious about the file
|
|
was that it was written in January of this year (1987). At this time, you
|
|
were a member on some respectful systems, such as Shadowspawn. What we
|
|
cant understand is why a phreak, who is on some pretty good boards, would
|
|
write such a rodentish file. Comments?
|
|
HIM: You know how I feel about rodents. (HE glances fondly at Mickey portrait)
|
|
ME: I see. How long have you been hacking a phreaking?
|
|
HIM: Uh, about a year or les...
|
|
ME: I see. Is it true you were an infamous TMC code poster last summer,
|
|
sometimes posting up to 30 TMC codes per message, but never anything else?
|
|
HIM: HEY, NOW WAI...
|
|
ME: I see. Isn't it true that the majority of your posts since you have been
|
|
accepted on some major boards, have been advertisments for your somewhat
|
|
faulty Prime hacking files?
|
|
HIM: You have to advertise nowadays to get any recognition for anything.
|
|
You know?1
|
|
ME: Well, isn't that special. We got a chance to see your application to
|
|
Atlantis, and noticed that you said you had experience with Vax/VMS, RSTS
|
|
and some other operating systems. But close sources who know you well
|
|
tell us this is a lie, and if you did know anything its probably how to
|
|
get a directory, chat with a user and other general crap. Is this true?
|
|
HIM: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INTERV...
|
|
ME: Well thats about it for today. Thanks alot Codes Master. May the force
|
|
be with you.
|
|
HIM: WAIT A...(He starts to grab the interviewer...to Codes amazement, a mask
|
|
falls off and...)
|
|
HIM: EVIL JAY?!?!1
|
|
ME: Thats right! We have you on tape now buddy. Your life is ruined...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The rest is to graphically violent to show here. But Jay emerged unscathed
|
|
to hand us the copy of this interview. Codes was last seen walking towards
|
|
Katheryn Hamilton Mental Center and had no comment.
|
|
|
|
|
|
So, we have unraveled the mysterys of one of the greatest posers of our
|
|
time and exposed the man to what he really was all the time. A mouse.
|
|
A fiendish poser, seeking to infilterate the higher levels of hacking and
|
|
phreaking, for his own greedy amusement. Everything in this article was
|
|
true, and we advise sysops to think twice about admitting Codes "Mighty
|
|
Mouse" Master on your bulletin board system. Thank you and have a nice day.
|
|
|
|
|
|
-Tom
|
|
|
|
==Phrack Inc.==
|
|
|
|
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #7 of 10
|
|
|
|
ARE YOU A PHONE GEEK???
|
|
-----------------------
|
|
|
|
|
|
Take this simple test to find out! A word of caution however...This file
|
|
is not a measurement of your intelligence or sex appeal. Read on at your own
|
|
risk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Simply answer the following questions completely and truthfully.
|
|
|
|
|
|
1: You are out on a date with an amazing looking chick. You are at a drive
|
|
in and notice that she is getting rather hot. She wraps her arms around you
|
|
and lets you know she means business by her passionate pelvic thrusts. However,
|
|
you lose concentration when you notice a Bell truck has pulled in next to you,
|
|
and the driver is asleep (boring movie). What do you do???
|
|
|
|
|
|
A: Push your girlfriend away and sneak out the door quietly, in hopes of
|
|
scoring on countless hard to get goodies such as lineman's tools, test sets,
|
|
manuals, and telephone numbers to engineer.
|
|
|
|
B: Give her the end of a soda bottle and tell her you'll be right back.
|
|
|
|
C: Ignore the silly Bell truck and continue with your date.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
2: You are in the middle of town. It is cold and raining. You have sneaked
|
|
out of your house to the local fortress to conduct some experiments.
|
|
When making a call to your fave LDS, you hear an MF routing! What do you do?
|
|
|
|
A: Continue your call as normal, making a mental note of the occurrence.
|
|
|
|
B: Quickly hang up and repeat the procedure in the same fashion, in hopes
|
|
of getting the routing again, so you may memorize it and post about it.
|
|
|
|
C: Talk in whispers and glance over your shoulder for Bell security and FBI
|
|
vans coming your way.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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|
|
|
3: You are in your school's office for disruptive behavior and notice that
|
|
they're having some difficulties with call completion. What do you do?
|
|
|
|
A: You jump up and investigate the source of the problem, calling various
|
|
test numbers while you're at it, performing a full battery of tests upon the
|
|
line.
|
|
|
|
B: You grab the phone and dial the repair service, going into a long
|
|
technical discussion on bandwidth limitation properties upon PBX type systems.
|
|
|
|
C: You don't give a fuck and let the bastards figure it out for themselves
|
|
since they're the ones who are punishing you for pissing in the corner of the
|
|
study hall.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
4: You've had a little too much to drink and aren't driving well. Suddenly,
|
|
a telephone pole appears in front of your car. You have a head on collision.
|
|
You feel blood dripping from the gash in your forehead. What do you do?
|
|
|
|
A: You climb out of your smashed car and decide to climb the pole and
|
|
investigate the aerial distribution box for possible notes left by linemen.
|
|
|
|
B: You whip out your notebook and take note that there is a can up there
|
|
and put the note away for future reference. You then go to the hospital.
|
|
|
|
C: You wail in dismay that you might have forgotten your new codes in the
|
|
trauma.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
5: You are on your favorite BBS when you see some loser asking questions
|
|
about tracing. What do you do?
|
|
|
|
A: You ignore the question because you're too elite.
|
|
|
|
B: You rag the user on every sub boaoard and in mail because ESS DOES
|
|
trace you when you make too many calls to the same number.
|
|
|
|
C: You leave the user twelve pages cpied directly from a manual about
|
|
the call trace procedure along with some personal comments on how Bell puts
|
|
DNR's on lines if the words 'phreak', 'hack' or 'code' is spoken over it.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
6: Your mom picks up the phone during a conference and overhears someone
|
|
harassing a DA supervisor. Later she asks you about it. What do you do?
|
|
|
|
A: Say 'Mom, I know you're not going to believe this, but there's a new
|
|
company that connects you to a pre-recorded phone conversation for a nominal
|
|
users fee.'
|
|
|
|
B: Say you don't know who it was but then contradict yourself later by
|
|
talking about how neat it was to hear Pee Wee abuse a DA supervisor.
|
|
|
|
C: Get violently sick and leave the room.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
7: You have a little static on your telephone line. What do you do?
|
|
|
|
A: You call up your CO and lodge a formal complaint, branding the personnel
|
|
as lazy, inefficient, and decadent, telling them how much of a better job a
|
|
true telecom buff like yourself could do.
|
|
B: Call your local tone sweep to see if Bell is tracing your line.
|
|
|
|
C: Hide under your bed until further notice.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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|
|
8: Your CO is having open house. You plan to go with all enthusiasm, when
|
|
you hear that Cindy, whose body measurements are 36-24-36, is having a 20 keg
|
|
party with no cover charge. Cindy has expressed deep lust for you within recent
|
|
weeks. What do you do?
|
|
|
|
A: Telephone Cindy covertly from your CO where you are taking the tour and
|
|
tell her you're sorry, you can't make it, but you have some great new numbers.
|
|
|
|
B: Dress in a ninja suit and sneak into your CO through a window.
|
|
|
|
C: Rush straight to Cindy's to find out that her new 6 foot 10 boyfriend
|
|
is supervising the fun and games.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
9: You go to a shopping mall where there is a demonstration on a new AT&T
|
|
phone. The speaker mentions telephone switching for a brief moment. What do
|
|
you do?
|
|
|
|
A: Run to the nearest restroom and relieve the tension in your bladder.
|
|
|
|
B: Push your way to the front of the crowd of telephone illiterates and
|
|
begin a heated debate on switching systems and analog to digital conversion.
|
|
|
|
C: Whip out your note pad and remove pencil from behind ear to take notes.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
10: You wake up in the morning. What do you do?
|
|
|
|
A: Forage into your box of trash for interesting tidbits that you may have
|
|
missed last night.
|
|
|
|
B: Pick up the telephone and take reassurance that the Telco hasn't turned
|
|
off your dial tone yet.
|
|
|
|
C: Admonish yourself for forgetting to set the MF routing as your alarm
|
|
clock the night before.
|
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
For each question that you answered A on, give yourself 5 points. For each
|
|
B answer you gave, give yourself 3 points. For each C Answer, give yourself 1
|
|
point. Now go back and add up your totals on your handy dandy pocket calculator
|
|
and see how you have tested in the G.I.Q (Geek Ignorance Quotient).
|
|
|
|
|
|
50 points and above- You are fucking a amazing, and not just elite, not just
|
|
super elite, but super amazingly elite!!!! Pat yourself on the back a few hun-
|
|
dred times, you deserve it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
30 points and above- You are not quite as fucking a amazing as those in the
|
|
above category, but you're close behind. Keep up the good work and soon you'll
|
|
be hearing from the GIQ League!
|
|
|
|
|
|
10 points and above- You are rather sad, because if you haven't realized that
|
|
this point scoring system is inaccurate and inefficient, not to mention mathe
|
|
matically incorrect, then you should stick to watching Scoody Doo reruns
|
|
instead of wasting your time trying to be elite, which will never happen anyway
|
|
to anyone who had the ingorance to put up with this worthless exam up till now.
|
|
|
|
|
|
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! L0ZER!!! YOU JUST WASTED A GOOD PORTION OF YOUR TIME
|
|
READING THIS, BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING 2 BE SOMETHING G00d!!!!!!!HAHA
|
|
DAMN I'M ELITE&!$"%"C$"!$!#!3223
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|
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|
|
|
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|
|
|
|
==Phrack Inc.==
|
|
|
|
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #8 of 10
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|
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|
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|
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% + + %
|
|
% Phrack Presents... %
|
|
% %
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|
* Computerists Underground News-Tabloid *
|
|
% By Crimson Death %
|
|
% %
|
|
% + + %
|
|
%%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%=%%
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|
|
|
Welcome to the first issue of Computerist's Underground News-Tabloid. Now,
|
|
I am sure you are thinking, "aren't 'news' and tabloid basically synonymous?
|
|
Isn't that a bit redundant?". Hell, YES! It is! But "we" don't care. Names
|
|
don't mean a DAMNED thing to us! Hell, NO! What we care about it NEEEEWS! Hard-
|
|
core, FACTUAL news. That's why we tell it like it is. All Bullsh-t aside. You
|
|
don't like what you're seeing? Don't read it! These are the "Bob"-damned facts,
|
|
buddy. This is a tough world we live in. Things aren't always as pretty as we'd
|
|
like them to be. It's a Dog-Eat-Dog world. If you can't take it, you won't make
|
|
it, and it's as simple as that. So read and learn! It's OUR world, and only WE
|
|
can change it, so keep informed!
|
|
|
|
Editor-in-Chief
|
|
Crimson Death
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|
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DREADFUL DIGITAL DILEMA
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"IT'S TRUE!", say top scientists at South Hampton Institute of Technology,
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"Within three years, the world will face its worst dilema in ages." A new
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strain of virus called C-AIDS (Computer/Artifical Intelligence Deficiency
|
|
System) will begin attacking micro-chips around the globe.
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Where is it coming from? Scientists aren't quite sure, but believe it to
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be a combination of many industrial waste products that float around in the
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|
air, and human virus! How can this be? Well, that is uncertain right now.
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Dr. Harry Koch claims, "We just don't know, but it's comming!" Religious
|
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groups claim it's a sign from God to "slow down". Our resident psychic believes
|
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it's a plague sent down by aliens to hinder us in catching up to their
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|
technology.
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Just what will this mean? The downfall of many businesses, government
|
|
problems, stock market crash, media troubles! You name it! Almost everything is
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run by computers these days. The world will be in shambles. Barbarian times
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will set in! People will start using their minds! Something needs to be
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done, and QUICK!
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QUICK QUOTES
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"IT'S TRUE," says:
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Line Breaker, "I ran a Commodore 64 BBS with 100 megabytes of storage!"
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American Telephone and Telegraph, "Our rates really ARE the cheapest!"
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|
The Traveller, "My Jackin Box plans work! You just play with the little lever
|
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until it pops up!"
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Cheshire Catalyst, "I did play Shaggy on Scooby Doo...but, hey, that's all in
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|
the past now!"
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ROBOT CLONE SEEKS PHREAKS AND TRACKS HACKS
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"IT'S TRUE!", say our inside sources, "Bell Telephone Labs is currently
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working on a high tech robot to seek out Phone Phreaks and Hackers. I have seen
|
|
one...they're almost life like, and it's scary!"
|
|
Right now, there are only a few, but BTL plans to soon put them into mass
|
|
production. This means Bulletin Board Systems throughout the U.S. will be
|
|
teeming with these undercover agents. Two known NERD's (Neurologically
|
|
Enhanced Robotic Detectives) are John Maxfield, a Detroit based android running
|
|
a business called Board Scan; and Daniel Pasquale, a former officer of the law,
|
|
located in California.
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How can we protect ourselves? Well, we're not quite sure, but our
|
|
resident scientists are working on it now!
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More on this topic as it unfolds.
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Latest news on Robot Clones: Rumor has it that N.E.R.D., John Maxfield
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has contracted a premature case of C-AIDS. If asked, he only denies, but an
|
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inside agent of ours at BTL said that he has been coming there for treatments.
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FAMED PHREAK FATHERED BY FUZZIES
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"IT'S TRUE!", says a close friend of Scott Ellentuch (better known as
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Tuc) the sysop of RACS-III BBS, and former co-editor of Tap Magazine. "He
|
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doesn't like to talk about it, but he was infact raised by a pack of male
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Guinea Pigs!"
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|
At the tender age of three months old, the sibling Tuc was abandoned on
|
|
a doorstep in Manhattan. Unfortunately for the tot, the owner of the house was
|
|
an old druken man, who threw the poor baby into the trash before his wife got
|
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home and found it. Luckily, a pack of wandering Guinea Pigs were on the hunt
|
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for food, an happened upon the child. They then took him to their nesting in
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Central Park, and raised him like one of their own.
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One day, at the age of 10, Tuc was apprehended by the police after being
|
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caught shopplifting a bag of cedar chips at a local pet shop. It was decided
|
|
in court that he was a not a criminal, but just misguided because of his fate.
|
|
He was then put in an adoption home until taken in by the Ellentuch's.
|
|
A crack reporter of ours decided to seek out these kindly rodents, and
|
|
ask about any grievances they may have about little "Zippy" (the name given
|
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to him by his furry brothers). When questioned, they only replied with a
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squeek, and left a few dung pellets. I suppose that's their way of saying,
|
|
"Come on back, Zip, we miss ya..."
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NEW PHREAK KLASS CO-SYSOPED BY DEMON FROM HELL
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|
"IT'S TRUE!", says respected Demonologist, Dr. Jack Goff, from Hawaii
|
|
State University, founder of the Academy of Supernatural Studies. "A modem
|
|
user, who dons the handle 'The Executioner' has been possessed by an evil
|
|
demon from the netherworld!"
|
|
The Executioner, of New Jersey State, co-sysop of the revived Phreak
|
|
Klass 2600 (ran by The Egyptian Lover), and the 'Leader' of the also-revived
|
|
PhoneLine Phantoms, was "once a nice person", according to many of his old
|
|
friends. What caused his plunge into the sadistic-egotistical world he now
|
|
lives in? Black magick!
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|
His mother spoke with us. "Ever since he ate that bad can of Spaghettios,
|
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you know...the ones with the sliced franks, he hasn't been the same.
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Day-by-day, he gets worse-and-worse. It's like living with...a...a...monster!"
|
|
At that point, the poor woman broke into tears. But, she couldn't have been
|
|
more on the money if she were sitting on it! The truth is, while eating a plate
|
|
of those Spaghettios (you know, the one's with the sliced franks in them),
|
|
he was reading out of a book he bought the week before called "101 Ways to
|
|
Summon a Demon". Thinking it was all a bunch of nonsense, he read one of the
|
|
'prayers' aloud. From then on, the poor boy has been inhabited by the demon,
|
|
Isuzu.
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|
Sorry to say, Dr. Goff claims this demon is a "one of a kind". So far,
|
|
there are no known ways to Ex-orcise (pun intended) the dreaded Isuzu. "It's
|
|
a shame for the lad...I guess we will have to put up with his sadistic, ego-
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|
tistical, obnoxious, rude, loud, ragging posts and attitudes for awhile."
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SCIENTIFIC STUDIES SHOW...
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If you put an infinate number of Taran King's in a room for an infinate
|
|
number of years, you probably still couldn't get Metal Shop Private to stay up
|
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for over 30 days.
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LOD/H MEMBER DISMEMBERS MEMBERS
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|
"IT'S TRUE!" says an anonymous member of the 'Modem World', "Until now,
|
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it has been all hush-hush, but in reality, there are only a couple LOD/H
|
|
members alive today...it's frightening, and it's hard to believe, yet it
|
|
happened."
|
|
Just what did happen you ask? What is the truth behind the drop-out of
|
|
many LODers? How come the group has dwindled to a petty few? Murder! Yes, cold-
|
|
blooded throat-slashing MURDER! "Who? How? Why? ", you say? Well, that's what I
|
|
am here for, and that's what you're going to find out.
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|
In December of '86, an LOD/H meeting was held at The Mariott, in
|
|
Philadelphia, in which all of the members had attended. During a discussion on
|
|
the current MCI cracked-down, someone said, "Hey, let's pause this conver-
|
|
sation for 30 minutes, 'Punky Brewster' is coming on." It was at this point
|
|
that everyone in the room quieted, and The Videosmith stood up and threw a
|
|
glass of Pink Lemonade at the TV. He then ran out of the room yelling "Fuck
|
|
this shit! It all makes my balls itch!" Moments later he returned with a 17
|
|
inch machete, and a can of Raid. He had shaved his head, and was wearing a
|
|
shirt that said, "Buckwheat say 'Drugs NOT O-Tay!'" He was obviously deranged.
|
|
He proceded to spray everyone's hair with raid, until the can finally
|
|
ran out. As the group stood in awe, he slashed all of them into tiny bite-
|
|
size pieces...one by one. He then sat down, and watched the rest of Punky
|
|
Brewster, and to this day, has no recollection of what had happened. Only
|
|
those few, who had been at Denny's at the time, remained.
|
|
Following this massacre, he was treated at the Jason Voorhees Institute
|
|
for the Criminaly Insane, and is no longer a member of LOD/H.
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Well, that about raps it up for the first issue of the Tabloid. There may
|
|
be a few more in the future, I am not sure at this point right now. I hope you
|
|
all enjoyed it, and that only AT&T, The Traveller, and Line Breaker were of-
|
|
fended.
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|
I'd like to have some comments on how you felt about it, so let me know.
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|
Also, let me know if you figured out all of the puns and acronyms.
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Call these Awesome Boards:
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Lou's RBBS.................215-462-4335 Sysop: Louis Acok
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Grendel's Liar (sic).......415-679-2600 Sysop: Stan the Man
|
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KKK-Kool BBS...............404-343-5397 Sysop: Kurt Waldheim
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==Phrack Inc.==
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Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #9 of 10
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[+] Rag [+] Rag [+] Rag [+] Rag [+] Rag [+] Rag [+] Rag [+]
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|| ______The Executioner______ ||
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|| PHRACK XIII| |PHRACK XIII ||
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|| ------------ Thanks: Knight Lightning ------------ ||
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|| |PHRACK INC| The Phreakazoid! |PHRACK INC| ||
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|| | Phreak Klass |The Best of Sexy-Exy| Phreak Klass| ||
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|| | 806-799-0016 |--------------------| 806-799-0016| ||
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|| | EDUCATE |(c) 1987 Sexy-Exy TM| EDUCATE | ||
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[+]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]RAG[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[+]
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Welcome to "The Best of Sexy-Exy", a conglomoration of
|
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rags/insults that have been gathered over the past year or
|
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so. All rags are original and are the creation of my genius
|
|
mind. I think that this installment is appropriate for the
|
|
13th issue of PHRACK.
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|
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NO rags are to be taken seriously, they are merely for
|
|
entertainment.
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|
|
There have been events beyond my control during the
|
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process of writing this file, they are enclosed in "**".
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Thank you.
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============================================================
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"Doc Holiday: The man, The myth, The Loze"
|
|
Doc Holiday is a man of many diverse talents. I think it's
|
|
my place to let the whole world know just how much of a
|
|
mental giant he is.
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|
|
|
------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
First, let's discuss how he manages to engineer the toughest
|
|
of AT&T's network men. Here is a typical conversation
|
|
between Doc and AT&T. I will interject my comments in
|
|
between the brackets [ and ]. Doc will be represented by a
|
|
DH.
|
|
<RING>
|
|
AT&T: Hello, AT&T directory assistance, may I help you?
|
|
[Boy, this guy is a REAL powerhouse to engineer,
|
|
think MAYBE Doc will be able to get anything from
|
|
him?]
|
|
DH: Hi, this is Pee Wee Herman from Illiois Bell, DA waste
|
|
removal. I am having a problem connecting an inter-
|
|
office call, do you think you could give me the number
|
|
to the SCC in area code 201?
|
|
[Gee, he picked a REAL important reason to call didn't
|
|
he?]
|
|
AT&T: Well, sir, I don't think I can do that, I can give
|
|
you the number for the business office, maybe they can
|
|
help you. (AT&T thinks: bahehahhe, stupid kid).
|
|
<RING>
|
|
NJ BELL: Hello, New Jersey Bell, all operaters are busy now,
|
|
please hold, and your call will taken in turn.
|
|
DH: Ho hum...[unzips his pants]
|
|
NJ BELL: [Elevator music]
|
|
DH: ahhhhh...[Doc, why is your left hand having spasms?]
|
|
NJ BELL: Hello, New Jersey Bell, this is Susan.
|
|
DH: Uh, yeah, hold on a sec...[wiping away the fluid from
|
|
reciever.]
|
|
DH: Uh yeah, this is Dick Little, from Illinois Bell, I was
|
|
wondering if you could give me your 201 CN/A?
|
|
[Uh, Doc, hate to break this to you, but 201 has
|
|
no CN/A.]
|
|
NJ BELL: Uh yeah, hold on...
|
|
[NJ BELL: Must be one of those trainees, they have
|
|
to get because of affirmative action.]
|
|
NJ BELL: I'm sorry, I can't give you that number.
|
|
DH: Well, here in this small town, it's kinda hard to get
|
|
around, so could you please give me someone I can refer
|
|
to?
|
|
[At this time, Doc's dog wanders into his room, and
|
|
begins to bark and snarl and generally acts like
|
|
Doc's mom.]
|
|
DH: Uh, y'know, this town is SO small, you can hear the dog
|
|
barking across the street. [Wow, fast thinker]
|
|
DH: I'm not used to this small town, I'm used to a big city.
|
|
NJ BELL: Oh, what town are you in?
|
|
DH: Uh, it's this little town outside Illinois.
|
|
[Hmm, he's supposed to be from Illinois Bell but he is
|
|
not in Illinois? WHAT AN ENGINEER!!!]
|
|
NJ BELL: Oh, is that so. [NJ BELL: Damn kid should at least
|
|
know his geography.]
|
|
NJ BELL: What big city did you live in before?
|
|
DH: Oh, I used to live in New York City.
|
|
[Sure, Doc, you got your MASSIVE southern drawl in the
|
|
boro of Brooklyn...]
|
|
DH: I mean, uh, I only lived there for 3 months.
|
|
[Give up Doc, you screwed up big time, you're gonna
|
|
get pounded.]
|
|
[FLASH: Doc's mom gets on the phone.]
|
|
Doc's Mom: ROB, TIME FOR YOU CELLO LESSON!!!!
|
|
DH: Yeah, uh, well, my seceratary, has just reminded me that
|
|
I have to pick up my kid for his music lesson.
|
|
NJ BELL: <chuckle> Sure, <growing giggle> I guess I will
|
|
talk to you later <crescending into hysterical
|
|
laughter, falling off his chair in a spasmodic
|
|
echo of immense laughter>.
|
|
<CLICK>
|
|
Boy, Doc, I gotta hand it to you, in that conversation, you
|
|
sure showed him your intellegence. It's ok, that you don't
|
|
know where you are, and it's ok that your mom interrupted
|
|
you twice, barking both times into the phone. But, hey,
|
|
I am not done celebrating you yet, here's more of "The Story
|
|
Of Your Life!"...
|
|
** The date is now March 14, Doc Holiday has just been put
|
|
out of action by Oryan QUEST, shutting off both of Doc's
|
|
lines. **
|
|
** The date is March 30, I have just heard that Doc has been
|
|
busted for COSMOS hacking. **
|
|
------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
TOK, Tribunal of Knowledge, is a group to be admired,
|
|
they're conglomoration of massive intellegence and
|
|
normality have all of the phreak/hack world stunned.
|
|
Prophet's education at Devry Tech, you know the school where
|
|
you get a free box of tools when you enter, is a definate
|
|
school for those who have superior mental ability. And then
|
|
there's Solid State, or by name, Nate. By the way, do you
|
|
know what the name Nate means? Let's look in the Websters
|
|
Collegiate Doctionary...
|
|
NATE \NAT\ n : skin that stretches from the base of the
|
|
scrotum to the opening of the anal cavity.
|
|
Boy, Nate, your parents must have loved you...
|
|
And I haven't forgotten you, High Evolutionary, you massive
|
|
stud you. HE, is on the school football team. [Actually, he
|
|
plays text-graphics football on his commodore and thinks he
|
|
plays football, but we'll let him have his fantasy.]
|
|
Here is my tribute to T0K!1!
|
|
TOK! Second Chapter: Nothing this bad ever dies.
|
|
------------------------------------------------
|
|
We're TOK and we're proud to say,
|
|
Even Buckwheat says that we're O'Tay!
|
|
We're gonna make LOD jealous of us,
|
|
With our computers we get from Toys R Us!
|
|
We'll take the hack world by attack,
|
|
With our 100+ files we put in Phrack.
|
|
Our reformed group numbers only to three,
|
|
We'll be famous like Larry, Moe and Cur-ly!
|
|
Hey TK do a prophile on us, we want some press,
|
|
We'll tell ya about our hobbies like playing Phone chess!
|
|
Ask us about our ability and we'll gladly exposulate,
|
|
About the great acomplishments of Solid State!
|
|
And Prophet too, boy is he a Joe Hacker,
|
|
He talks to Bill Landreth, aka The Cracker.
|
|
He spits out logins and passwords all the time,
|
|
Getting busted by feds is his favorite past time.
|
|
Then there's High Evolutionary, the leader of the pack,
|
|
Who does his hacking in a neighbor's tool shack.
|
|
He likes to hack Unix's, VMS and The Source,
|
|
He likes to play football, on his computer of course.
|
|
We're elite, we're the best there will ever be,
|
|
We're just jealous that we're not in cDc.
|
|
** The date is now March 21, I have just learned that Evil
|
|
Jay and Ctrl-C have been added to the list of TOK
|
|
groupies.**
|
|
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|
|
Dr. Doom Rag, the extended dance version to the tune of
|
|
"Beverly Hillbillies".
|
|
Now, listen to a story about a boy named Doom,
|
|
Poor modem geek who would never leave his room.
|
|
Then one day he was talking on the phone,
|
|
When up in his pants came a miniature bone.
|
|
Penis, that is, kinda like a toothpick.
|
|
Well the next thing you know ol' Doom puts up a board
|
|
He runs it on a Commie 'cause it's all he can afford.
|
|
He makes his board private and he thinks he is a phreak,
|
|
<Idea Block...sorry>
|
|
------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
I have seen alot of files written lately and needless
|
|
to say, alot of them need a lot of work. Sooo in my infinite
|
|
charitableness, I ha ve decided to write a file on how to
|
|
write a file. I will list EVERY IMPORTANT aspect of writing
|
|
a file and all the inside secrets on how it will make you
|
|
look a like a real cool dude (Let's face it, we write files
|
|
to promote ourselves.).
|
|
The first and most important thing to writing a file is
|
|
your border. It has to be flashy and must include the name
|
|
of your k-kool group which you are part of even though no
|
|
one in the group helped you but you will still put their
|
|
name down to promot e yourselves. Of course, the title must
|
|
be set in it's
|
|
own section of the border.
|
|
Example
|
|
-------
|
|
[$%$]\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\[$%$]
|
|
\===/ \===/
|
|
[+] Metro! =->Dr. Doom<-= Metro! [+]
|
|
$$$ ------ -------- ------ $$$
|
|
%^% (^name of group) (name must be %^%
|
|
(0) emphasized) (0)
|
|
*#* *#*
|
|
RAD Present: RAD
|
|
|+|(always use 'present') |+|
|
|
::: :::
|
|
@!@ File #30 > ISDN!!!!!!!!!!! @!@
|
|
%!% %!%
|
|
%!% (ALWAYS say how many OTHER worthless files %!%
|
|
%%% you have written so it makes you look %%%
|
|
||| productive) |||
|
|
[$%$]//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//[$%$]
|
|
That is an example of a good border, notice all
|
|
the neat ASCII graphics and how he uses space to put
|
|
his group in the file too.
|
|
The content of your file is important also.
|
|
Here is a list of rules you should follow.
|
|
1. ALWAYS be confusing, it makes you look li ke you
|
|
know what you are talking about, even if you don't.
|
|
2. ALWAYS use as many acronyms as you can, it will make
|
|
your reader look up to you because you know that
|
|
AACTU stands for Acronyms Are Cool To Use.
|
|
3. ALW AYS be condescending to your reader as if he/she
|
|
should know what the hell you are talking about even
|
|
if you are just rambling to fill space.
|
|
Corollary: ALL FILES SHOULD BE AT LEAST 40 SECTORS
|
|
4. ALWAYS give 10-15 examples that really don't show
|
|
what you are talking about, but will make the reader
|
|
think that whatever you are writing on, somehow has
|
|
some use when it doesn't.
|
|
5. ALWAYS put in diagrams and pictures, the ASCII will
|
|
confuse them so much that you can say just about
|
|
anything that will describe the diagram.
|
|
6. ALWAYS list things vertically, it makes you look
|
|
professional. (And it takes up space too)
|
|
7. ALWAYS thank 10 famous people even if they didn't
|
|
help you on the file because it will make it seem
|
|
as if you know them REAL well.
|
|
8. ALWAYS interject your own opinions because it makes
|
|
you look scholarly and that you are a master of the
|
|
facts you are perpetrating.
|
|
9. ALWAYS make at least 5 spelling mistakes, because it
|
|
makes it seem as if you did it in a hurry because
|
|
you have a social life, even when you don't and
|
|
spent days on it correcting spelling and grammar.
|
|
10. ALWAYS type stuff like jkwhebfiue in parts you don't
|
|
fully understand and then blame it on the xmission.
|
|
This releases you from knowing everything in the
|
|
file.
|
|
11. ALWAYS dedicate your file to a girlfriend, it makes
|
|
you look like you have one and that you are a stud,
|
|
even if you look like Slave Driver.
|
|
|
|
Sexy-Exy presents...
|
|
|
|
A Humor Filled Article
|
|
|
|
A Marvelous Laugh For The 80's
|
|
A Nice Bedtime Story
|
|
A Stephen King Look-a-Like
|
|
A Joke for You!
|
|
"When a Phreak/Hacker says...He really means,,,"
|
|
|
|
Preface
|
|
=======
|
|
Just a note, all names mentioned are fictitous, and are
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creations of the author. Any resemblences or factual
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similiarity are completely coincidental.
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When a Phone Phreak or Hacker says something, there is
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usually an undertone or subliminal message, in this nice
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file, I will list some of the more common ones you will run
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across.
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1. When Slave Driver says
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'I am on the football team!'
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He really means...
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'I wash the uniforms for the guys.
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2. When Carrier Culprit says...
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'I look like Don Johnson!'
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He really means...
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He watches too much 'Miami Vice'.
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3. When Knight Lightning says...
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'Hi this is KL, I wanna ask you something...'
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He really means...
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'Hi, this is KL, let me open up my Database.'
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4. When Phantom Phreaker says...
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'I go trashing for all my information.'
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He really means...
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'I am going to shop for Christmas dinner.'
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5. When Dr. Doom says...
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'I got locked out of my house.'
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He really means...
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'The Dept. of Sanitation put the lid back on the sewer'
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5. When Forest Ranger says...
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'I am tenderizing meat.'
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He really means...
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'I am popping my zits.'
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6. When Line Breaker says...
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ANYTHING
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He really means...
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'I am lying to cover my stupidity.'
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7. When Silver Spy says...
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'I am God at the VAX/VMS.
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He really means...
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'I work with a VAX, so I am not that impressive.'
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8. When Evil Jay says...
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'I am into Heavy Metal.'
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He really means...
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'I have no friends and bang my head in frustration.'
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9. When The Rocker says...
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'I love to party.'
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He really means...
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He watches Animal House and thinks he can party.
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10. When Mark Tabas says...
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'I have an athletic family.'
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He really means...
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'Me and my little girlfriend are running
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away from EVERYBODY.
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11. When Captain Hooke (Howie) says...
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'Hey man, I am gonna fuck up your dad's credit card on
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TRW!'
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He really means...
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'I spend too much time talking to Line Breaker.'
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12. When Captain Hooke (Howie) says...
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'I have a major social life.'
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He really means...
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'I call up the conference bridges and spend all of
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my time talking to losers.'
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13. When Dr. Who says...
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'I have done alot for the Phreak/Hack world.'
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He really means...
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'I try everything first to see if it's safe.'
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14. When Forest Ranger says...
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'Telecomputist will be an original magazine full of
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new information.
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He really means...
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'Telecomputist is written on toilet paper with
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the same quality and originality of articles'
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16. When Attila the Hun says...
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'I love to Slam Dance!'
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He really means...
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'When he's in a ballroom he steps on EVERYONE'S feet.'
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17. When Ax Murderer says...
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'Yo, I just wrote the most complete file on UNIX with
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examples.'
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He really means...
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'I rewrote a Unix manual and copied the illustrations
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too.'
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18. When Taran King says...
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'Yo, MSP is down due to Hard disk problems.'
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He really means...
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'I spilled dinner over the computer chatting with KL.'
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19. When Sinister Fog says...
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'I used to run the best bbs in the country.'
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He really means...
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'We tried to find the non-existant alogarithm for SPC.'
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20. When Oryan Quest says...
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'I am gonna bill $20000 to you Taran!'
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He really means...
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'PLEASE let me back on Metal Shop!'
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21. When The Executioner says...
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'Yes, Taran I will have your file in time for Phrack.'
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He really means...
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'I fucked up again and I'll have to get Bill to help me
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out.'
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22. When Bill From RNOC says...
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'Hey, what's up?'
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He really means...
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'I'm here to leach all your new stuff, pull your tolls
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and stab you in the back.'
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=============================================================
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ORYAN QUEST - A point by point historical recreation of this
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controversial excuse for recycled shit from
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the sewer of Mexico.
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"Juan!!!", screamed the mexican lady, "get over here,
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mucho expresso!"
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"Coming my little tortilla!!", panted the tired Mexican peasant.
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"What is it my little bag of cabbage leaves?", inquired
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the Hispanic mongrel.
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"Juan, Juan, Juan, I tink I am stricken with baby!"
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exclaimed his wife.
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"OH NO! my babaloo!, not another little child," cried
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Juan, "We cannot afford to have another child."
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"My wages picking coffee beans and stripping cabbage
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barely feed our other 12 children, how am I going to support
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THIS bastard billy-goat?", asked Juan.
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|
Well, the day finally came, and the poverty stricken
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couple made their way to the village hospital, by way of
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mule, a mercedes to the couple.
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"Oooooooooh....", cried the lady in pain, as the baby
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pushed it's way forward.
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"Ohhh what a beautiful child", exclaimed Juan.
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"Uh senor, that's the pre-natal discharge, your baby is
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next.", corrected the doctor.
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The baby's body began to appear(feet first, of course),
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it's WIDE vertical smile, greeting the world.
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"Oh my,",said Juan,"he looks just like his papa!"
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"I must give him a proper name.", continued Juan.
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"I name you..
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Senor Pepe Guadaloop Tom Flanagan Paco Oryan QUESTO!"
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[Pretend there is alot of applause]
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Well, Paco, I mean QUEST, learned the trade of his
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father and his father's father. Toiling and slaving away, he
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dreamed of one day going to America, north of the border,
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and leading a life of a re-fried bean.
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|
One lazy sunny day, Paco and his father were doing
|
|
their daily fishing, trying to make a living for themselves
|
|
and feed their family,with out eating stray dogs. Questo was
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|
casting off with his new hardwood fishing pole that his
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|
father made for him that very morning. Juan was picking his
|
|
nose and batting an eye at his son, marveling his skill at
|
|
throwing the line.
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Suddenly Paco's line went taut with a quick jerk and
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Paco's limp 100 lb body flew into the water with a splash.
|
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"Oh no, my little chili bean fart, what should I do.
|
|
Juan pulled Quest out of the water. Well, he thought "At
|
|
least he's clean now, I don't think he'll be thirsty for at
|
|
least another week.
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[Sorry to end this story so abruptly, but Oryan Quest is
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|
not worth more than 5K, come to think of it he's not worth a
|
|
byte. I figgured since he tried SOOOO hard to write a rag
|
|
file about me (See Phrack 12) that I ought to show exactly
|
|
what the word, "rag" means.
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==Phrack Inc.==
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Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #10 of 10
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PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN
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PWN PWN
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PWN *>=-{ Phrack World News }-=<* PWN
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PWN ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ PWN
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PWN Issue XIII PWN
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PWN PWN
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PWN Created, Written, and Edited PWN
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PWN by Knight Lightning PWN
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PWN PWN
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PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN PWN
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Happy April Fool's Day and welcome to Issue Thirteen of Phrack World News. In
|
|
the spirit of April Fool's Day, this is the "rag" issue of PWN. And now we
|
|
take a look back and enjoy the most hilarious posts of the past year. These
|
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posts were selected only because they were there and no one should take offense
|
|
at the material. Please note that not all posts are rags, which only goes to
|
|
prove that you don't have to rag to be funny.
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|
|
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[Some posts have been reformatted and edited for this presentation].
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[Special thanks to Solid State]
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Name: The Executioner #47
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Date: 2:33 pm Fri Sep 12, 1986
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Slave Driver > Do explain that message... I do NOT kiss anyone's ass except my
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own because I am such an awesome studly dude. Something you would know nothing
|
|
about, being studly that is.
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|
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Master Vax, you are an utter bore who has nothing contributing to say. You are
|
|
so useless. When people say "Sexy-Exy", they say "Ragger Elite, good knowledge
|
|
and not too bad of a cosysop." When people say Circuit Breaker, they say
|
|
"who?????" . Face it, you are basically non-existent in the modem world. You
|
|
command nothing and you hang out with the lowest echelon like Dr. Doom who sat
|
|
there for about 10 minutes taking my abuse, making lame comments thinking he
|
|
was cool.
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|
|
|
Anyway, this is a phreak/hack sub, not some rag board where I am allowed to
|
|
bug the hel out of you. And when it comes right down to it, I don't brag about
|
|
my knowledge, because "Those who proclaim their knowledge, proclaim their
|
|
ignorance".
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|
|
-The Sexyest Executioner
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|
Name: Dr. Doom #106
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|
Date: 6:04 pm Fri Sep 12, 1986
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|
Executioner...
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|
Well, it seems that a little more than a week ago, it was 'Dr. Doom, we (PLP)
|
|
feel that you would be a valuable addition to our group and therefore are
|
|
extending an invitation to join the Phone Line Phantoms.' and then I told you
|
|
quite simply that I wasn't interested in joining PLR (Phone Line Raggers). NOW,
|
|
you are calling me voice just to rag on me and posting 'Dr. Doom the loser...'.
|
|
So, the other week you were kissing ass 'Dr. Doom join PLP....' , etc... and
|
|
now quite suddenly I have become a loser because I didn't join PLR.
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|
|
|
Guy, I could in a few minutes come up with LOADS of stuph to say about you, but
|
|
since you carry no weight and are on some kind of an ego-trip I will let you go
|
|
off to Central Park and play Ninja with Broadway.
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|
|
|
Dr. Doom
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|
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|
|
Name: Knight Lightning #2
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|
Date: 12:49 am Sat Sep 13, 1986
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|
|
|
This is getdhng good, its been a while since we saw a really heated battle on
|
|
here and you know why? Because those who start heated battles on this board
|
|
get deleted so either post good info or use the email or you won't be using
|
|
the system for anything any longer. In other words lets drop the bullshit
|
|
messages (like this one) use use this sub for what it was intended.
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|
|
:Knight Lightning
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Name: The Executioner #47
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|
Date: 9:45 am Sat Sep 13, 1986
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|
|
|
By the way, Dr. Doom, we thought you had some knowledge (at least TEL did).
|
|
When I read all 31+ files you wrote, which happened to come straight out of
|
|
manuals, I was not impressed. I am not ragging on you because you didn't join,
|
|
I am pointing out a harsh reality that you should face.
|
|
|
|
You are a peon compared to the monolithic stature of one such as I.
|
|
You are an amoeba compared to the complex genius person I am.
|
|
You are a pimple compared to the sexyness and looks such as I.
|
|
You are a clinging form of pig feces.
|
|
|
|
You throw absolutely NO weight around. No one cares about you or your bbs.
|
|
having absolutely no reputation, you proceed to write 31 files because you cry
|
|
at home fearing that no one likes you. And, I have composed a neat little tune
|
|
about you to the Beverly Hillbillies (Your ancestors)
|
|
|
|
Now listen to a story about a boy named Doom,
|
|
Poor Modem geek who would never leave his room.
|
|
Then one day he was talking on the phone,
|
|
When up in his pants came a miniature bone.
|
|
Penis that is, kind of like a toothpick.
|
|
Well the next thing you know old Doom has a board,
|
|
Running on a commie cuz it's all he can afford.
|
|
So now doom sits at home as happy as can be,
|
|
thinking he's cool he turns down PLP.
|
|
So now he thinks he happnin he thinks he's rad,
|
|
With his high pitched voice, god this boy is sad.
|
|
And this is the story about a dork named Doom,
|
|
Poor modem geek who DOESN'T want to leave his room.
|
|
Why?
|
|
Because your UGLY! D-O-O-M! (<-that was to Mickey Mouse)
|
|
|
|
The End.
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|
|
|
The Executioner/PhoneLine Phantoms!
|
|
Name: Carrier Culprit #11
|
|
Date: 10:17 am Sat Sep 13, 1986
|
|
|
|
Heh. That was pretty cool. Doom you have no talent what so ever, I could pick
|
|
up a manual and start typing away. When data demon and I were talking to you
|
|
via 3 way you couldn't even answer some basic CCIS stuff. And Lover was the
|
|
only person who wanted you in the group, I hope he wasn't impressed by your
|
|
files (volume I, II, III, IV, V, etc.. heh). And if you think that all PLP
|
|
does is rag, well you must not know what's up in the world. And make up your
|
|
mind, you keep changing your group's name and bragging about turning down an
|
|
offer to be in PLP. Well, Doom my boy you told me your were going to drop
|
|
Metro Communications to join PLP until you saw Exy's rag on your so called
|
|
Commie 5 messages per sub board. Shit your board was up longer than Link, and
|
|
Link blows it away. Well, I really should stop this ragging because it's
|
|
pretty uncool, then again Doom is uncool. Anyway your group is gay in the
|
|
face!
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|
--Culprit
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MCI Communications
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|
Sprint COM
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|
950 Communications
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|
I dunno Communications
|
|
Metro MEN!
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Name: Dr. Doom #106
|
|
Date: 10:04 pm Sat Sep 13, 1986
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|
|
Well, as some of you might have seen lately, certain people do not relish the
|
|
fact that I thought very little of them so they are attempting to slander my
|
|
good name by saying that I know nothing and that every file I have ever written
|
|
was copied from manuals. First of all, most files I have written do contain
|
|
some information that was origionally printed on some Bell or AT&T document,
|
|
because they relate to such things as ISDN, but by NO means are they copied
|
|
from manuals in any way.
|
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|
|
Mikie, that was a rather amusing song, but in no way did anything in it come
|
|
close to possibly reflecting me. I mean it is nice that you want to tell
|
|
everybody about your life and all, but you really should not try to
|
|
self-project your tragedies on someone else. If you need help trying to come
|
|
up with some auto-biographical titles about yourself, you should try :
|
|
|
|
'The Life and Times of a PLP Loser Named Mikie Chow Ding Dong Dung.'
|
|
|
|
Oh, did you call me UGLY? that is quite far from the truth. Look at you,
|
|
someone who as a child could use dental floss as a blindfold. calling me UGLY?
|
|
Humor me more Mr. 'UGLY' Chinaman who writes files on 'Beauty Techniques'.
|
|
Face it, some people are just born naturally handsome and don't need make up to
|
|
disquise their grotesque features like you do.
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|
|
|
Since you think you are SO tough, you are cordially invited to come down here
|
|
to Texas where talk is cheap and doesn't mean shit. (Don't forget to bring
|
|
your throwing star collection....'
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|
|
|
Dr. Doom
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|
|
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|
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Name: The Executioner #47
|
|
Date: 10:18 am Sun Sep 14, 1986
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|
|
|
Doom, Spare me your lame tongue flapping and breath exhultation that only makes
|
|
you look like the fuckoid you are. People have met me, people know that what I
|
|
say is all backed up and all true. Who has met you? No one has met you so you
|
|
can fling all the bullshit you want. When I say I am gorgeous, the people who
|
|
have met me can always say, "I've met you and you are a dork". But do they?
|
|
No, because I am not a dork unlike yourself.
|
|
|
|
I don't know where you get the idea that I am some karate dude, because I am
|
|
not, and don't even care to be. Unless you are stereotyping all of us
|
|
orientals like that, showing that you are in an ignorant chunk of muleflesh.
|
|
And I could stereotype you, the polish, born of blue collar trash collectors.
|
|
I am sure you go bowling and have bowling trophies mounted in glass cases in
|
|
your cardboard house. How is that dirt floor? How is the bearskin door? I
|
|
know you are of low social stature and therefore do not know or even comprehend
|
|
the social elegance that I am born and bred in. So you can just take you and
|
|
your $20000 income that your family makes and just save it for someone who is
|
|
at your level.
|
|
|
|
Is it true that the welfare lines are long?
|
|
How was the goverment cheese giveaway?
|
|
|
|
The Sexyest Executioner
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Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
|
Date: <-> INACTIVE <->
|
|
|
|
As someone else already said: Please spare the rest of us users the pain of
|
|
having to hit the space bar whenever the author of the message is 'Dr. Doom'
|
|
or 'The Executioner', or whatever. Geez...
|
|
|
|
If all goes well, there'll be a K-K00L Ragging Subboard, and you people can
|
|
just go there and tell the other person how k-radical you are, what a stud,
|
|
how good looking, and what an asshole, loozer, rodent the other person is. I
|
|
think most of the other users, along with myself, are getting quite sick of
|
|
all of this...After all: This *IS* the Phrack/Gossip board, right? Yeah...
|
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|
|
[%] The Yakuza [%]
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|
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Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
|
Date: <-> INACTIVE <->
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|
What the HELL does your looks have to do with this, Exy? It doesn't matter how
|
|
'great' looking you are, because the board wasn't put up so you could tell us
|
|
how much of a ladies man you are. If you want to brag, put up your own board.
|
|
And since your messages are directed to one person, USE THE FUCKING EMAIL
|
|
COMMAND! thats what its there for.
|
|
|
|
Some people..
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Name: The Executioner #47
|
|
Date: 10:31 am Sun Sep 14, 1986
|
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|
|
Ass kissing? Please, spare me the vomit of your mouth huh bud? Taran says
|
|
something about ISDN and since I knew something about what he said, I decided
|
|
to expand it into an explanation which is definately not ass kissing. I don't
|
|
kiss anyone's ass because I dont have to. Taran does not delete me out of
|
|
mutual respect I have for him and I should think he has for me. Notice I don't
|
|
use low-level words like "fuck" and "shit" and all the other terms that people
|
|
with IQ's of a marble statue have. So Dr. Doom is a good friend of yours huh?
|
|
Probably your ONLY friend because both of you look like the Elephant Man....
|
|
"I'm Noooooooot an ANIMAL!!!", don't worry Doc, Paper bags are still in.
|
|
|
|
As for files, I have written my share, and really could care less whether or
|
|
not you can read or not. As for the PhoneLine Phantoms, we are not just a
|
|
telecom group, we are comprised of the 4 best looking, studliest people. When
|
|
I heard about Doom, I said, well, I dunno, we will have to reduce our image of
|
|
4 studs into 4 studs and 1 dud. As for playing with my male organ, you must
|
|
know more than I, considering you know all these nifty little sayings you must
|
|
have thought up when you were raping that coke bottle. As for calling Doom, I
|
|
call when I get a deep feeling of pity abnd decide to enlighten the poor
|
|
impoverished boy.
|
|
|
|
So, why don't you, Doom, Master Vax (Circuit Breaker) go and slither back into
|
|
your holes where you can fester and leave the REAL stuff to me and Culprit.
|
|
|
|
And if you really wanna take this issue far, I propose a challenge. I will
|
|
send my picture to an unbiased third party and you do the same. Then we will
|
|
see who is the REAL Sexy-Exy. Oh yeah, it's Mikey, not Mikie, and Exy, not
|
|
Exie, and I prefer a "Mr. Executioner, sir" before you speak to me. I will just
|
|
call you little peon...
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|
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-The Executioner
|
|
PhemalesLuv Phantoms!
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|
|
|
PS: People who belong to something cool can post it, those who can't, don't.
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|
|
Name: Taran King #1
|
|
Date: 11:00 am Sun Sep 14, 1986
|
|
|
|
PLP vs. Everyone has to stop, guys...at least on the phreak board. This is
|
|
for telecommunications only. If you really want, I can create a rag subboard
|
|
so you can bitch all you want, but it's getting a bit tedious out here. Exy,
|
|
I know you have quite a bit of knowledge hidden somewhere in your mind, I've
|
|
seen your philes, and they're decent. Dr. Doom, I know you pretty well, and I
|
|
thought the two philes I read were quite decent as well.
|
|
|
|
How about a bit of unity in the crumbling phreak world that we know today, huh?
|
|
It's already in shambles and people are getting totally bored of it, or are
|
|
being busted. Most of us on here have been around for at very least 6 months
|
|
so that says something about us...I know Exy wouldn't mind a rag board, because
|
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he excells in it, but I'll leave the final decision to the users. Go V:ote
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now, please, and stop posting rags...MORE INFO!!!
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-TK
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GETTING PISSED!
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Name: Dr. Doom #106
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Date: 5:48 pm Sun Sep 14, 1986
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Well, I am going to change the discussion because I am quite (yawn...) tired
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of this useless ragging. (By the way I drive a sports car, live in an
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affluent neighborhood, and am not Polish but of English decent). OK, like I
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was saying I am going to try to put a little life back into the Phreak World
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with a new Electronic Journal. The Dr. Doom Journal of Telecommunications as
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I call it will center around topics and techniques that have not been readily
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discussed. Although I will be doing a lot of writing (because I like to), I am
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looking for anyone else that might be interested in helping out. One of the
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Departments will be like a mini-catalog of places where you can order all
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sorts of cool stuph from that has to do with Telecom, etc... If you are
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interested or even have some places to order things from, send me mail.
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Later...
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Dr. Doom
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Name: Doc Holiday #19
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Date: 11:59 pm Sat Sep 13, 1986
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Well, since I have been away, I have noticed a few changes, but some things
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will never change I guess. Executioner is the same fag he's always been. Big
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deal, he has expanded his ragging capabilities all the way to Texas with
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Dr. Doom, who happens to be a good friend of mine. I have one question for
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you Mike, do you do anything else besides vegetate in front of your monitor
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and write songs about people? You seemed to have a very good knowledge of the
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content of the "Hillbillies" song. I guess that shows your level of intellect.
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I really dislike ragging so this is probably the only post that will deal with
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it. If you have something to say to me, call me, if you can get my number I
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will be more than happy to toy around with you. You are shit. That is what I
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get out of all of this. You rag on Dr. Doom's files but, have you ever written
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a file with useful information in it? I seriously doubt it. Some of Doom's
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files are so-so because I already know a lot of it, but many of his articles
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are actually quite informative. Have you even read any of them?
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Also, why is it that you call him quite often every day? Have you ever left
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your house or anything besides to ride the little school bus to get to school?
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That is very doubtful also. Taran, why don't you just get rid of this nusance?
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Is he some sort of threat to you? Anyway, Exie, about your brown-nosing, I see
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all of these rag posts of yours, then Taran posts something on ISDN and then
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you immediately post something on the topic, afterwhich you go back to ragging.
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If that isn't ass-kissing then explain to me what is.
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What about PLP, why do you even bother to exist? I am speaking mainly to
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Carrier Culprit and The Executioner. I remember being on three-way with CC
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and someone else whom I won't name, and listening to him say things about me.
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I have never even talked to the person before. Then when I got on the line and
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talked with him, he didn't know anything. I would ask about general telecom
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topics and he would say "I'm sorry, I don't know much about the phone network,
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I hack mostly", then I would ask something about hacking and he
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co-oincidentally couldn't remember his way around those systems very well
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because they weren't that important. Did someone mention DEC? They are a
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really nice company. I am involved with them quite often. I even use a DEC
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terminal to call places instead of a computer. The Executioner probably thinks
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a DEC is something you play with every night before you go }to bed, because of
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his personal experiences. He is a DEC (w)hacker, but anyways, I think I have
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made my point.
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Doc Holiday
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PS: Notice no fancy shit under name...sorry, but I don't take ego trips during
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the off season.
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Name: The Executioner
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Date: 2:57 pm Tue Sep 23, 1986
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^ ^
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/ + \ / + \
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/*TBC*\ /*TBC*\
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|=====|__________________________________|=====|
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||||||| The Executioner & Egyptian Lover |||||||
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|-----| -------------------------------- |-----|
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| Rag | | The Breakfast Club | | Rag |
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|Files| -------------------------------- |Files|
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################################################
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% %
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% Presenting: Rag Volume Four %
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% ---------------------------- %
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%%%%%%%%%%%| /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ |%%%%%%%%%
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| Arthur Dent: Third World Iranian |
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%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
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There's this kid called Arthur Dent,
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He's got no money, not one red cent.
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Cool and Slick is what he wants to be,
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He even wants to be a part of LOD!
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His mother country, he calls Iran,
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He cleans camel stalls like no one can.
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All he wants, is to hang around with phreaks,
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But there's a law against third world geeks.
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It says: "Get out of my country, get outta my land,
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Go back to your people who make houses out of sand."
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Pack your bags and be on your way,
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We don't want you 'cuz you're all gay.
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You think you're cool 'cuz you can hack,
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I hate to tell you this, but bud you're wack.
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I saw your picture and boy are you lame,
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From under a rock is where I think you came.
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You cry "Hey Phucked agent, please teach me!"
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You annoy the poor man, don't you see?
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You try to impress everyone in sight,
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One look at you and we run in fright.
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Ain't it funny how your temper does fume,
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When I say I'm in the Legion of Doom.
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With a cardiac arrest, you get all hyper,
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In case you piss in your pants, here's a diaper.
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Now, don't get mad from this little ol' rag,
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Just cover your face with a grocery bag.
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With a towel on your head you do declare,
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"Allah gimme a real life and real hair."
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Well, my iranian friend, I am done,
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I hope you don't mind me having some fun.
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=============================================================
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The above is a rag I wrote a while back, I got alot of good feedback from it so
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I'd thought I'd have an encore presentation.
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The Executioner
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Name: The Executioner
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Date: 4:53 pm Sun Oct 12, 1986
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Anyway, as to Quest, that little nuisance thinks he has a real bbs and he
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thinks just because I let him talk to me for 5 minutes he's my best friend.
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Frankly, I'd axe him just because he shows no sign of any capable action short
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of maybe masturbating his dog into a bowl of frozen tofu.
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Ciao
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Sexy
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Name: Arthur Dent
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Date: 11:06 pm Mon Oct 13, 1986
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You mean PINK tofu, I think. Read read the last message if you haven't the
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slightest
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dent
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Name: Knight Lightning
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Date: 10:46 pm Sun Nov 23, 1986
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PLP Three-Way Con:
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Rich: Hey Mike the board is going great!
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Mike: Thats good, any new users today?
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Rich: A few, I haven't validated them yet...
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Eric: Ho hum...
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Mike: Lets call some now and check them out.
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Rich: Ok, hold on...
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Eric: No Rich wait wait...
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Rich: I'm going to click over to three way.
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Eric: NO! Wait wait Rich hold on.
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Rich: I'm Going toCLICK on my three way hold on!
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Mike: Whats your problem Eric?
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Eric: Wait Rich, will you just wait a minute!
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Rich: Ok!? What!?
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Eric: Rich, (pause) You're gey!
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Mike: Eric, you are the Wack!
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Eric: Shut up Mike!
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Mike: What? Hello, hello did you say something? Hello hello?
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Eric: Dag!
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:Knight Lightning
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From: SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Date: MON FEB 16 9:04:17 PM
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On a recent visit to The Iron Curtain, (I think that was the one).. well it was
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my first time on and they were talking about stuph like newsletters and things
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like that.. one post said something like this:
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"Okay... I know you guys have heard of TAP and 2600, well there is a new
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phreak/hack newsletter. It's called Phrack [Please note that by this time
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Phrack X was already well underway and being distributed] try and get a file in
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it. Phrack is all these files. It looks really good. I would try to get a
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file in there to impress your friends."
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Sherlock
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From: DOOM PROPHET
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Date: MON FEB 16 9:56:08 PM
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I think common sense should be used by the authors and editors of newsletters
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that get around, that is, not to overplay or exaggerate anything concerning
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someone's feats, or knowingly print invalid information while keeping the real
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information for themselves. Of course, if the whole newsletter writing
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population (of which I am a part) started churning out idiotic files about
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idiotic things, then maybe the security people and rich business pigs would
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dismiss us as dumb kids.
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Example:
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!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()+_!$#!
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HOW TO DISCONNECT SOMEONE'S LINE
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By KODE KID 100
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0k d00dz, just g0 t0 the f0ne line where it cumes out of the house and pull on
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it as hard as you can. Then, the loze has his line disconnected until AT&T
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Repair service soldiers come to fix it.
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L8r111
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K0DE KID 1OO
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-The Marauders
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PS: Call Digit/\|_ ITS *ELITE*,tonz of k0dez 4 *REAL* hackers!
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!$#@!!$^%$#&^%*^&(*^(&)(*___++((*_)&+(%^$%^#%$%$@%#$#%^#^%&#$^%&&%?<<?$&@#$%!@!
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78/81: A New Mod..
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From: THE LINEMAN
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Date: MON MAR 09 2:05:25 AM
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I have an idea for a mod that will save the users a hell of a lot of time.
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Howabout put an IF THEN statement when you are saving the message so that if
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the name is "ORYAN QUEST" then it won't save then we won't get rodenty G-File
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posts anymore. Sound good?
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ciao
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The Lineman
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77/77: TMC...
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From: MARK TABAS
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Date: SAT MAR 14 12:05:38 AM
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I heard that if you crank a TMC code through the DES algorithm, and then
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through the Cristensen CRC-16 algorithm, followed by complementing its
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packed binary value and then encrypt it to "kl.LLL.hyuuuu" using the German
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enigma, you'll get a COSMOS dialup!
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Does anyone know if this works??????
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tabas
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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Well thats it, but before we go, here is a quick look at the vote section of
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Metal Shop Private:
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Question #3: Should Oryan Quest be let back on?
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Users voting: 8.7%
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0:No Comment
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1:No. : 3 50.0%
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2:No. : 1 16.7%
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3:No. : 0 0.0%
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4:No. : 1 16.7%
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5:No. : 0 0.0%
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6:No. : 0 0.0%
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7:No. : 0 0.0%
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8:No. : 0 0.0%
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9:No. : 1 16.7%
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Your vote: No Comment
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Change it? Yes
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Which number (0-9) ? 1
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Current Standings: Should Oryan Quest be let back on?
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Users voting: 10.1%
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1:No. : 4 57.1%
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2:No. : 1 14.3%
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3:No. : 0 0.0%
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4:No. : 1 14.3%
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5:No. : 0 0.0%
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6:No. : 0 0.0%
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7:No. : 0 0.0%
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8:No. : 0 0.0%
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9:No. : 1 14.3%
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Majority of Posts Taken From Metal Shop Private
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Some Posts Taken From The Lost City Of Atlantis
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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