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Philz Lap -- Issue One
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"Phil Makes a Move on Katie"
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+ by an anonymous source
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*soybeanB* stock up on your butter
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[soybean] haha
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[soybean] there is a BUTTER SHORTAGE
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[soybean] oh owen
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-> *soybeanB* i know. that's the craziest thing i've ever heard
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[soybean] i should share with you what happened with murmur last night
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[soybean] butter is the one thing that shoudl always be around
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[soybean] hahaha
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[soybean] hopefully not!@
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[soybean] but:
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[soybean] i got bored last night so i demanded he tell me a story
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-> *soybeanB* there's always soy butter
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[soybean] so he talked about academic bowl in high school for awhile
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-> *soybeanB* yeah
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[soybean] soy!
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[soybean] and so anyway
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[soybean] he started telling me that i have all this potential and i
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can do
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amazing things
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[soybean] but i really need to do something with it
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[soybean] generic stuff
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-> *soybeanB* heh
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[soybean] and then he said that, like, I need to marry him right now
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[soybean] which was funny, and dumb
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-> *soybeanB* "do something
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-> *soybeanB* HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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[soybean] but then SOMEHOW
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-> *soybeanB* oh no
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[soybean] for NO APPARENT REASON
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[soybean] he started talking about how he's kissed six girls in the
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last
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six months
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[soybean] but he's not, like, a WHORE or anything
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[soybean] but idle smooching is getting old
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[soybean] and then he talked about
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[soybean] how he used to feel weird during idle smooching because he's
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always been less experienced than the girls he's with
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[soybean] the entire time i just say "okay"
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[soybean] so he went on to tell me that he feels fine now since he's
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done
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it enough to feel certain he has certain techniques down
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-> *soybeanB* i think i just woke my dad up by laughing
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[soybean] and then he said: "i'd be willing to demonstrate my
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techniques
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if you're up for it :) :) :)
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[soybean] "
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[soybean] hahahaha
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-> *soybeanB* now owen just woke his dad up with screams of fear
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[soybean] HAHA
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-> *soybeanB* was he SERIOUS?
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[soybean] i was, like, hysterical throughout
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[soybean] YES
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-> *soybeanB* oh my fucking god
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[soybean] this was like the THIRD TIME he'd mentioned it
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[soybean] hahaha
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[soybean] i for some reason told him about that dream i had a few days
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ago
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[soybean] and after it he just said
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[soybean] "well, i'm kinda cute, you know!@"
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[soybean] hahaha
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[soybean] <important> katie, go to Ohio State University
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[soybean] <soybean> why?
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[soybean] <important> then we can get married!
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-> *soybeanB* ha
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-> *soybeanB* did he just say that
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[soybean] <important> i'm inclined to think that you ought to be my
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best
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friend
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[soybean] no
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[soybean] this is from last night :)
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[soybean] i logged it
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-> *soybeanB* oh
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-> *soybeanB* haha
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[soybean] haha
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-> *soybeanB* will you log everything for me? :)
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[soybean] <important> i really hope that i experience more life and
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then
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meet someone just like you
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[soybean] <important> who's a lot like me in the ways i would want
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someone
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to be like me, but who
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[soybean] isn't quite at the same point i am
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[soybean] everything murmur? :)
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[soybean] <important> c'mon over :)
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[soybean] <important> just marry me now
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[soybean] <important> we'll figure out the rest later
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-> *soybeanB* something is seriously wrong with him
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[soybean] haha
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[soybean] yes.
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The first issue of Philz Lap was complete on June 24, 1998. Send any
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conversations dealing with kissing techniques to toasty@sky.net.
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