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`888' nyquil #6 `888'
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---+ nyquil issue number six +---
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... here we go with nyquil number six. as you might have figured out
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reptile put together nyquil five all by himself, good job reptile.
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as mentioned in previous issues, sites have been handed out to several
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people. I do not remember all of the sites, so please remind me if you
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have one so i can compile a site list or something ...
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... in other news, i have been very pleased at the number of captures,
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ascii's, etc. there are just so many of them. many people who give me
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a submission keep asking me if their submission will be released. all
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i can say is to be patient. eventually yours will be put out, but there
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are no promises as to when. so keep the jokes and stuff up, remember
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that creativity counts ...
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---+ info on the presentor +---
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... this issue is brought to you by shattered image. he does a very
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spectacular job of pretending to be a young gay boy who has a hot
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dog stuck in his butt ...
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... [ this logged account has been edited for maximum content ] ...
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*** Stuck (shattah@maxwell.iia2.org) has joined channel #gayboysex
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*** Users on #gayboysex: Stuck @suXX b-man Belgarion Jayson-19 boyscout_ karp
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Footsy Smooth_NC jeffy LetItGrow gayboyz SwimMan Underlord @Wookster
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@FlBoy BiScott @RFF Mal-ach @Deep @thry3 Demigod H2OPOLO majortom3
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majortom2
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<Stuck> i got some problems
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<Stuck> can someoen help me? i am not sure what to do
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<Wookster> stuck: what?
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<Stuck> well.. my bf went away 2 weeks ago.. and i was kinda lonely.. so i
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started to experiment wth foods.. like a hotdog... and well... it
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<Stuck> kinda... broke :(
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<b-man> Stuck, probably good to see a doctor. And get a dildo. It's much
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safer.
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[Mal-ach!edelsohn@hamoa.mhpcc.edu] you should just be able to shit it out
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eventually -- it shouldn't do any damage
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<Stuck> and i think it would be too embarrasing to goto the doctor :(
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<b-man> Doctors see everything these days. they won't care.
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<Stuck> i have taken exlax for the last week. and it doesnt help me...
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<Wookster> stuck: oh shit... Get a real coarse screw or big drill bit drive
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it up the center a ways and then pull it out.. would it work?
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[*mal-ach*] i have tried.. when i try to shit.. it hurts.. and just wont come
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out
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<Mal-ach> Are you saying that you haven't had a BM in a week?
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<b-man> drill bit? No, he could injure himself!
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<Stuck> butt massage?
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<Mal-ach> If the hot dog has created an impaction, get to a doctor
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immediately!
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<Stuck> its the family doctor.. and she might tell my folks
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<Wookster> stuck: is the hot dog real soft or hard?
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<Stuck> and i dont like being naken in front of women either :(
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<Stuck> i think its getting moldy
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<Mal-ach> stuck: can you visit a friend's doctor
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*** Vessago (jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #gayboysex how would i a
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<Mal-ach> stuck: this can be very dangerous -- do not fool around
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<Stuck> how would i aproach a doctor for something like this?
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<b-man> Just tell the doctor! No big deal.
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<karp> If your worried about it, go to a doctor you don't know
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<Stuck> can it be sucked out mabye? (stupid idea.. but is it possible? maybe
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with a vaccuum cleaner?)
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<Mal-ach> stuck: just tell the doctor that you stuck a hot dog up your ass
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<elude> anyone into the prvt thing?
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<Stuck> what if i drank some drayno?
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<Mal-ach> stuck: they may try an enema to soften it and have it come out
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naturally
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<DSE> prvt thing?
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<Mal-ach> stuck: drano is just plain stupid
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] Did you really do that? Don't
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worry too much, since doctors encounter this all the time, at least
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it's not a gerbal or something.
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] I know a person who works in an
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emergancy room, and she sees it lotsa times. People just do that sort of
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thing.
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[*vessago*] yes i did.. :(..
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<Wookster> stuck: that would kill yourself!
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<Stuck> what about.. tweasers?
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<Jayson-19> talk about gullable
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*** tampa (nstn2302@newglasgow-ts-10.nstn.ca) has joined channel #gayboysex jayson,, th
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] I'm sure you're quite scared about
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it, though, I know I would be. I remember a time when I got a m&m
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stuck up my nose.. all I had to do was blow my nose though.
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] Have you tried shitting?
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*** b-man has left channel #gayboysex [Vessago!
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] How old are you, by the way? <Wookster> stuck: what about going to the ER at a local hospital?
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<Stuck> jayson,, thank you.. dont believe me.. its true.
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<Mal-ach> stuck: go to a doctor or to a hospital
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<Jayson-19> stuck, yeah right
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] And hasn't anyone ever warned you
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properly to never use ANYTHING but a real cock, dildo, or finger before??
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<Mal-ach> stuck: doctors have seen just about everything.
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[*vessago*] i am 19..... and i have tried shitting.. and the shit comes out
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the sides.. it gets real messyy too
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[*vessago*] no.. no one has :(.. an now i know
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<Mal-ach> stuck: just don't wait much longer
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<Stuck> and it really hurts when i sit sometimes...
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] Luckily, I had an older friend who
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provided some advice to me on this subject.
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] I'm really sorry... Hmm.. how long
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has it been up there?
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[*vessago*] 4 days...
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[Mal-ach!edelsohn@hamoa.mhpcc.edu] I would go an emergency room tonight
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[*mal-ach*] thanx.. i think i will do that tomorrow though...
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] Look, you're just gonna have to go
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to a doctor, if not, things might get worse, and then you'll REALLY be in
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trouble. I know it's easier said than done, but you have to. Make an
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appointment with a stranger doctor, and go. Please, do it!
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[*vessago*] ok.. thatis what i will do.. i guess i have no other choice
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[Mal-ach!edelsohn@hamoa.mhpcc.edu] it sounds more like it has rotated around
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and become stuck transversely in your colon
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[*mal-ach*] that's what it feels like.. but it is getting kinda numb
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] I don't think you do, bud. It
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just one of those hard, embarrasing moments in life.. it could be worse! I
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wish you the best of luck with it, okay?
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[*vessago*] ok thanx alot.. better than getting a baseball bat up there,
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eh? :)
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[Mal-ach!edelsohn@hamoa.mhpcc.edu] This could cause a lot of damage
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[Mal-ach!edelsohn@hamoa.mhpcc.edu] I know that it is extremely embarrassing
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] Hehehehe.. that's the spirit!
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I just don't want it to get infected or spread bacteria or something. I'm
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only 17, but I'm certainly not stupid.
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[*mal-ach*] ok thanx alot... i think i am gonna go now and make some calls
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[Mal-ach!edelsohn@hamoa.mhpcc.edu] but this could puncture your colon and the
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impaction could cause other problems
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[b-man!barryy@seawolf.rs.itd.umich.edu] Good. OK to tell your doctor about
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this.
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[*vessago*] ok.. i am going now :). thanx alot bud
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[Mal-ach!edelsohn@hamoa.mhpcc.edu] I don't mean to scare you
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[*mal-ach*] thats ok.. i need to know what might happen
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[*mal-ach*] ok i am leaving now to make some calls.. ok?
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] You're welcome! But, wait! /msg vessago what[*vessago*] what
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[Mal-ach!edelsohn@hamoa.mhpcc.edu] but you have waited more than long enough
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to let nature solve this
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[Mal-ach!edelsohn@hamoa.mhpcc.edu] good luck, bye
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[*mal-ach*] bye and thanx
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[Vessago!jby2v@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU] Because I'm worried and care,
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PLEASE PROMISE ME that you'll e-mail me at oybr@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU
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and let me know how things turn out, okay? Write it down. :)
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<Vessago> B-Man: I understand, but I'll say again in this channel, that even
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though I'm 17, my two best friends in the whole world are 47 and 40.
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:)
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[*vessago*] ok thanx alot..i am outta here :)
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... [ editors notes ] ...
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... again, you might not have found that funny at all. a few people
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have said they really do not find nyquil that funny. that is fine with
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me and that is their opinion. but if you really do not like nyquil, go
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ahead and submit something to try and improve it ...
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... email me at paler@netcom.com or call unseen fate @ 408-554-8536 ...
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---+ end of nyquil number six
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