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* nyquil issue number one *
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it will not take too long to explain the purpose of this group so listen
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up. all we do is go into irc channels and log practical jokes. this first
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issue happens to be me in #black pretending to be the reverend jesse
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jackson. nyquil will be released every three to four days, so feel very
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free to log a joke and submit it. as far as rules and sites go, there are
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really none. maybe later on more regulations etc. will be made, but for
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now i just want to spit nyquil's out every few days. so please submit
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something, only takes a minute.
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- pale
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* this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *
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<jesse> so are you, my brothers going to vote for me this year?
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<jesse> i need to know i can have your support.
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<jesse> i am the reverend jesse jackson
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<jesse> this irc thing is very new to me
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<jesse> i am pleased to see some brothers on it
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<jesse> help me out, because we need to stick together
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<Gmath> how r u jesse?
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<jesse> gmath - do i have your vote for president this year?
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<jesse> i am running again
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<jose> What is the problem with the blaklife channel?
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<porsha> jesse hi
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<jesse> by the way, for those of you who do not know, this is the reverend
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jesse jackson
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<Jaye> ]/part #black
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<Gmath> jesse: I have to know your policy first!!
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<porsha> this is not you why are you playing?
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<jesse> gmath - i am for abortion.
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[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] Huey is dead's
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<jesse> i support our negro college's
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<shawna> jesse thats it?
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<jose> Geena you are on the foul side
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<-[Nubngdss]-> it symbolizes our struggle for freedom
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<Gmath> jesse: u mean u r pro-choice?
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<jesse> gmath - yes i am.
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[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] Hmmmm... much respects
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[Jaye:JMOST@delphi.com] sup be a good president
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<jesse> gmath - anything i can do to reassure you that i will be a good
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president
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<-[Jaye]-> hello there.
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<-[Nubngdss]-> thank you brother
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[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] Sister..
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<Gmath> jesse: woman should have choice! that's pretty fair! where u from
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jesse?
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<-[Nubngdss]-> sorry! i am glad to see you on the superhighway.
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<jesse> i am jesse jackson.
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<shawna> I don't believe this is jesse jackson!
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<jesse> please tell me a little bit about yourselves
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<porsha> no you are not
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<jesse> shawna - and why not?
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<porsha> you should be ashamed of yourself
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] I don't believe it!! prove me!!
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[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] It's cool.. but takes up time:)
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<-[Gmath]-> how can i prove it to you brother?
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<-[Nubngdss]-> good to see people like us rising out of the shadows! keep it
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up!
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<jesse> panther!
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<shawna> because you want to know if you got our votes, but give us only two
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issues that you will be supporting in the presidential campaign...
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there has to be more that you will be supporting...
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<jesse> i am assuming you are a black panther follower
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] there is one way: tell me if jesse went to Haiti or
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not?
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[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] Hmmmm... you seem very.. I don't know?
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<porsha> jessie you are a flook ....
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<jesse> this is my first time on the information superhighway and i am trying
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to reach our culture as it is here ....
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<-[Nubngdss]-> please, tell me
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] did u get what I just said?
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[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] I don't know kind of.. stately.. you give off that
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vibe
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<-[Gmath]-> no, i am sorry, what did you say to me
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<-[Nubngdss]-> well thank you kindly sister. i appreciate the compliment
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*** Signoff: Jayo (leavin)
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<jesse> lovesexy - how are you tonight?
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[Nubngdss:mikpi1@umbc.edu] you much welcome:)
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] prove me u r the J.jackson by telling if J.Jackson went
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to Haiti or not!!
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<LoveSexy> i'm alright jesse and u?
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<-[Gmath]-> i believe i went there once, on vacation.
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<jesse> lovesexy - i am doing quite well this evening.
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<jesse> lovesexy - i am here to try and gain some speed in the up and coming
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elections
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<jesse> i hope i have most of your votes
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<LoveSexy> jesse: that's good!
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<-[Gmath]-> i was arrested once, yes.
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<porsha> okay jesse why are you portraying someone you aren't?
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<jesse> porsha - what are you trying to say?
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<jesse> i am jesse jackson
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<jesse> who do you think i am porsha?
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<jesse> please tell me
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<porsha> jesse i am trying to say you are not for real.
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] In this case I think u might be the real Jesse!! I have
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a lot to tell ya!!
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<shawna> shes trying to say that you are not the reverend jesse jackson...
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<jesse> is there nothing you people want to discuss?
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<jesse> porsha - i am shocked. but i was told people like you would be on the
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information superhighway
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<jesse> porsha - that is too bad.
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<-[Gmath]-> please, go on. i am ready to listen
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[hwa:hwa@community.net] are you really jesse jackson?
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[Kelman:ez048799@ucdavis.edu] Welcome
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<afro> jesse: when were you born ?m/d/y/
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<-[hwa]-> why yes i am, and who are you brother/sister?
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<-[Kelman]-> thank you.
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<porsha> well jesse obviously you are here to and if you claim who you say uou
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Care you need to prepare yourself for that caimpaign you know you have
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lost twice
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<jesse> porsha - i have many plans to change things in my policy as well as my
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campaign
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[hwa:hwa@community.net] I am a brother my brother do you support the black
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panthers?
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<jesse> porsha - i am here to take suggestions.
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<porsha> jesse well instead of being on here why don't you start to get ready
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for the elections?
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<-[hwa]-> i do, but not to a great degree because some people do not like
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them, and i am sure you know politics
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<porsha> jesse you should already have suggestions.
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<shawna> I don't think that you should be on the net trying to get votes...I
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think you should be educating us on your policies then try and take
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it from there
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[hwa:hwa@community.net] I belive it is you for some reason..I do
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<jesse> porsha - i am glad to get your input, please go on...
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] First why don't u teach young black men to stay in
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schol? why don't u say to them that freedom means
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education? i am glad to hear from you.
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<-[hwa]-> well you should brother, i am glad to hear from you.
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<shawna> hazardous some guy on here says hes the reverend jesse jackson...
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<-[Gmath]-> brother, i do. but i am sure you know politics, you may believe
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something but for the sake of voters you need to make small
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comprimises sometimes to get the real issues pushed. can you
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understand?
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<jesse> shawna - you do not believe me?
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] how guys like Michael Jackson leaves his own brothers
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in U.S and in Haiti and in Africa, and went eastern
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europe to help?
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[hwa:hwa@community.net] I think that if you are elected you will be
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assasinated because there are many ignorant people out
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there..are you afraid of that...I would be I think the
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first non-white presiden will have to go through a
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lot...Do you know I colen Powel is going
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<shawna> No, jesse I do not believe it. Why am I suppose to you haven't given
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me sound evidence that you are what you say you are...
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[hwa:hwa@community.net] to run for pres
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<-[hwa]-> yes i am aware of that, and i also feel very sure of my safety. i am
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confident that i can give blacks a good name by being a good
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president
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] u should say to rich black men( sportsmen) to do
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someting for the black kids in the getho..
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[hwa:hwa@community.net] what do you mean a good name?
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[Gmath:br1s@McGill.CA] the fucken dope is killing our people! do something!!
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<jesse> i am very sorry to announce that i need to leave.
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<Force> bye jesse
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<jesse> i have enjoyed your feedback, and my secretary has logged all the
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messages so i can use them for future reference
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<Gmath> bye jesses
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[hwa:hwa@community.net] what do you mean a good name..?
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<Gmath> bye jesse
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<Jaye> cya jesse
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<jesse> i have enjoyed greatly conversing with you and hope to see you all
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soon.
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-- editors notes ---
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you may not have thought that was funny at all. if you feel that way then
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by all means make your own. i am very free with releases, so go out do me.
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* end of issue one *
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