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54 lines
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MONEY INCORPORATED DIGEST #48
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RELEASED 7 JUNE 1995
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WRITTEN BY: SLEEPY
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CONCEPT BY: SONIC FURY (THANKS FOR THE IDEA!)
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MONEY INCORPORATED ARE: SLEEPY
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SONIC FURY
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CCRIDER
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THE BIG CHEESE
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JULIO
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OFFICER FRIENDLY
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SEXECUTIONER
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TODAY'S TOPIC: JAIL SUCKS! OR THE E.I.N. AND YOU
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Well, just to let ya know why I have been so unproductive lately, not making
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a MYC Digest in a few weeks, here's an update.
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1. I was on a cruise to Mexico (and you weren't!)
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2. I was getting laid (and you weren't!)
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3. I was trying to get a job
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4. I was in jail (and NO #2 had NOTHING to do with #4!)
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Ok, now down to business. This file is short, but can very very helpful in
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your credit dealings. If you have less than perfect credit, there IS a legal
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way to get a new Social Security number, sort of. All you have to do is
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to go to a local IRS office and ask for the form to obtain an Employer
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ID Number (EIN). Then call the number listed on the back of the form and
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request the EIN. They will ask a few questions, and you MUST say you are
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starting a business. Doesn't matter what the business is, you are just
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getting a number to use for your social security number. This EIN is 9
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digits long, and can be used in place of the SSN. Of course, you are
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supposed to inform the creditor that it's a EIN, but that's up to you. And
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an extra added bonus, if you decide to actually start a business, you can
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use the EIN! (Wow!) The catch is that you can only do this once (for each
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identity you have anyways), so don't fuck up your new credit!
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Well, that's it for now, have fun with your new found credit! I hope I don't
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go to jail again before I see you....and the mother fucker responsible for
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my legal troubles....look out!
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COPYWRONG 1995, MONEY INC HOLDINGS LTD
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All rights don't make a wrong.
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MONEY INCORPORATED ARE: SLEEPY
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SONIC FURY
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CCRIDER
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THE BIG CHEESE
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JULIO
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OFFICER FRINDLY
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SEXECUTIONER
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