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MONEY INC DIGEST #34
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RELEASED 17 MARCH 1995
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(PROBABLY BEFORE MONEY #33!)
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CONCEPT AND TYPED BY: SLEEPY
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TODAY'S TOPIC : YOUR DAD SUCKS DICK, OR FORGERY FOR THE LAYMER
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MONEY INC. IS:
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SLEEPY
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SONIC FURY
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CCRIDER
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THE BIG CHEESE
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METHOD MAN
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ORGASMIC ANOMALY
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SEXECUTIONER
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The topic of this article, is to briefly hash over the importance of good
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forgery skills in a succesful con. The laser printer can be the greatest
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invention since sliced bread if you know how to use it right.
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For example, say you are stuck without a car, and in order to get a car loan
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you must produce a pay stub. Unfortunately, you don't have a job. Besides
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worrying how to pay for the car you MUST have that pay stub. Well, I will
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teach you how to forge one in a few simple steps. All you need is a pay stub
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of some sort, to calculate the percentages of taxes. Each state and/or
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country has its own tax rates, so these will vary. Also, you must have a
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stub from someone who makes close to what you are pretending to make, since
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that has a bearing on Federal tax rates.
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First, boot up Word Perfect, and select a nice simple font, preferably a Sans
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Serif type, since most stubs are simple. Next use shitty paper, no company
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that has brains makes pay stubs on good laser stock. Finally, make sure
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the whole thing fits in an area the size of a check, or about 1/3 of a page.
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Some places sell three part paper, and that would be great. Make sure
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you include: Address, name, social security number and year to date figures
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for everything.
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Next, if you wish you may make a photocopy of this and try passing that off
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first, stating "I wanted to keep my stub, but I made you a Xerox of it. Go
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ahead and keep it." This usually works, since all they do is make a copy
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and give it back!
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Finally, do this at a loan company or car dealer far from your home, since they
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most likely will not call long distance to confirm if you have a pay stub. If
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they do, just keep your cool and casually leave while they do it. If they do
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it without you around, just claim you got fired or something.
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If you follow these rules you'll be getting that credit that you deserve (and
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can't afford!) in no time! Till next time, remember the Money Inc Motto
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WIN IF YOU MAY, LOSE IF YOU MUST, BUT ALWAYS, ALWAYS CHEAT!
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MONEY INC IS: SLEEPY - WORLD LEADER
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SONIC FURY - BONG TESTER
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CCRIDER - WAREZ GOD
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THE BIG CHEESE - WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DOES
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METHOD MAN - OUTTA JAIL!
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ORGASMIC ANOMALY - COMPLETE MYSTERY
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SEXECUTIONER - SEXCELLENT!
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