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Welcome to Money Inc.Digest #2
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by Sleepy/Money Inc.
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DISCLAIMER: DISCLAIMERS SUCK!!!!! WE ASSUME NO RESPONSIBILITY IF YOU ARE A TOTAL
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MORON AND GET CAUGHT DOING ANYTHING WE SUGGEST, IF WE WERE TO SUGGEST ANYTHING THAT
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WOULD GET YOU INTO TROUBLE. SO THERE.
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Money Inc. is: Sleepy Sonic Fury
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Today's topic is Narcs, and how to deal with them. This is a personal sore spot,
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seeing as how a person close to me was recently busted for a crime that went undetected
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for a long stretch of time, and was all of a sudden tipped off by an anonymous fone
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call. Anywayz, enough of my rantings, that will be dealt with in another issue....
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Say you were busted for stealing something, drug possession, or any thing else you
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shouldn't have been doing. The first step is to try to find out who the narc was. The
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comes the fun part. To exact revenge you can:
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1: File a bogus tax return in their name.
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2: Wardial his house....
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3: Blotto box his house (can be done by zapping his fone box outside with an
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electric cattle prod or stun gun) This will fuck up every fone in the house
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as well as any modems on the line...computer too if the modem is internal!
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4: Break into his house and steal shit....(usually easier than you think!)
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5: Drive your car through his yard....
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6: Take out ads in local swingers magazines (preferably gay ones) in his name
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7: Put his house for sale in the newspaper
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8: If you have access to CBI or TRW, fuck with his credit rating
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9: Make fone calls from pay fones using a red box, and call his house....they can't
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harass you, but they sure can harass him!!!!
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10: The options are limitless, so I'm not going to list more...I'm sure you hve a
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few old anarchy textphiles around....
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The point is, that you must exact your revenge and you must do it without any
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suspicion. That's the hard part...in order to not arrouse suspicion, you must wait for
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weeks, months, or longer....befriend the person. At least ignore them...NEVER LET THEM
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SEE YOU ANGRY!!! This is the key...you can get away with murder (literally) if you
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keep your cool. Just remember....DON'T GET MAD...GET EVEN!!!!!
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Some of you may say "Hey this guy doesn't sound very right-wing! He sounds like a
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commie pinko anarchist!" Well, my response is FUCK YOU! Right wing extremism is based
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upon the notion that you look out for yorself and those that you care for first, and
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evrybody else can go swing on Bill Clinton's left nut for all you care. You must not
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trust everyone, because some left-wing pinko will try to tske your money or your
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freedom and give it to some towel-headed camel jockey who owns the neighborhood 7-11.
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Stand up for your rights, and when the day comes that the liberal media and government
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have gotten out of hand, be ready and prepared to fight to reclaim America for the
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people who belong here....the cool people....all lamers can go jump off the White House
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roof or impale themselves on the Washington monument!
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COPYWRONG 1994 SLEEPY (MONEY INC PROUCTIONS)
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ALL RIGHTS TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED DUE TO CIVIL UNREST
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