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ÚÄÙÀÄ¿ ³³³³ Ú¿ÚÄÄÄÄ¿³³
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ÀÄ¿ÚÄÙ ³³³³ÚÅÙ³ÚÄÄÄÙ³³ NO
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³³ ³ Ú¿ ³³ÚÅ¿ ³ÚÄÙ ³ Ú¿ ³
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³³ ³ ÀÙ ³³³ÀÅ¿³ÀÄÄÄ¿³ ÀÙ ³ I Don't Need To!
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ÀÙ ÀÄÄÄÄÙÀÙ ÀÙÀÄÄÄÄÙÀÄÄÄÄÙ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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VOL. WUN, ISSUE WUN March 1995
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ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
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don't need to what it doesn't matter no i don't need to no i don'
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ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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º***************************************************************³
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º* MEMBERS AND CONTRIBUTORS: *³
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º* *³
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º* Are you totally DeRaNgEd *³
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º* Sweeten the ride-- BLACK SUNSHINE *³
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º* My ANACODIA don't want none unless you've got buns hon *³
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º* Quoth the RAVEN-- neverfreakingmore *³
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º* Hey fiddle diddle, put your [VIOLETTA KITTEN] in the middle *³
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º* *³
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º***************************************************************³
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ;
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***********************
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³RiBBeD for her pleasure³
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***********************
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ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ·
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º DISCLAIMER º
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º º
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º Here's your warning. Your sense of humor must be at º
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º or beyond a certain level before you read this. You º
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º must not be offended easily. You must want to have º
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º fun. You must have an open mind. You must be º
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º willing and prepared for us to make fun of your º
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º handle, and make up stupid rhymes about it. This is º
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º not going to be like anything else you've ever seen º
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º before-- and we like it that way. We distribute this º
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º on the basis of the freedom of press and the freedom º
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º of speech, blah blah blah. Oh yeah, and those under º
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º 17 are not admitted without an adult.. SIKE! º
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ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
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All material @ 1995
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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Ingredients
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³ ³
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³ i. THE VOICE OF REASON ³
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³ ...editorial comments/member bios ³
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³ ii. HELLO I LOVE YOU ³
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³ ...greetings and salutations / news / rumors / ³
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³ announcements ³
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³ iii. TRUTH OR DARE ³
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³ ...we respond to your questions and comments ³
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³ iv. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? ³
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³ ...quiz yourself-this issue: what do you know of ³
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³ TDKEB? ³
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³ v. SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED ³
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³ ...top ten list-this issue: how to know if you're ³
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³ a cool VDS user ³
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³ vi. WORD PLAY ³
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³ ...we desecrate song lyrics, your names, your ³
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³ handles and anything else we can think of ³
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³ vii. TRUTH ³
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³ ...part one of the columns- this issue headed by ³
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³ Violetta Kitten ³
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³ viii. DESIRE ³
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³ ...part two of the columns-this issue headed by ³
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³ DeRaNgEd ³
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³ ix. KARMA ³
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³ ...part three of the columns-this issue headed by ³
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³ Black Sunshine ³
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³ x. EXPERIENCE ³
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³ ...part four of the columns- this issue headed by ³
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³ Anacodia ³
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³ xi. BRAWN ³
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³ ...part five of the columns- this issue headed by ³
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³ Raven ³
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³ xii. SWEET LITTLE SECRETS ³
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³ ...take our poll.. we'll publish the results ³
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³ xiii. THE RANDOMNESS OF THOUGHT ³
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³ ...poetry/moods/ramblings/creativity ³
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³ xiv. AND THAT'S FINAL ³
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³ ...month in review /coming attractions /good-byes ³
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³ ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"So, we'd both fuck Elvis. It's nice to meet people with
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common interests."
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--Clarence, TRUE ROMANCE
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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Editorial Comments
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³ (do it baby, do it baby, do it baby, do it) ³
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³ ³
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³ Here it is!! It's what you've been waiting for (or have ³
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³ you?). It's the only e-mag put out expressly by the TDKEB ³
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³ (a few write for other pubs.) ³
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³ So what is the TDKEB??? Well it stands for T... er.. ³
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³ almost slipped there..You thought you could get it out of ³
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³ me huh? Well, you may figure it out yourself by the time ³
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³ you get through this, but I am sure that there are a few ³
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³ who still wouldn't quite understand. ³
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³ I can hear the words before they slip out of your ³
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³ mouth.."You're trying to play ball with the boys.."We are ³
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³ not shooting to be like TBH (we don't like talking about ³
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³ computers all that much) but we did kind of get this idea ³
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³ from them and their newsletter. We aren't a literary mag ³
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³ like SAZ, but you may find some of our poetry in it. What ³
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³ we are trying to do here is show you, as the reader new a ³
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³ different ways to look at the world while providing many ³
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³ different settings ranging from happy to hilarious to ³
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³ depressive; but mostly we want you to THINK!!! We ³
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³ encourage you to take what ever ideas you can get from ³
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³ this and use them to better yourself or the things around ³
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³ you. ³
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³ When you get through looking at this, if you've got ³
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³ any ideas or comments, feel free to send them to DeRaNgEd ³
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³ or Black Sunshine on VDS or anywhere else we post. If you ³
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³ have something you think might be beneficial to this ³
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³ publication please send those to us too. While I can't ³
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³ guarantee that we'll use it, we'll most certainly look at ³
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³ it. ³
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³ Well I've said my piece. We thank you for taking a ³
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³ look at this. ³
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³ --DeRaNgEd ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ Wow.. um, okay what am I doing here? I'm supposed to say ³
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³ something important here, right? You're demanding an ³
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³ explanation-- you want to know exactly what the hell kind ³
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³ of file this is. Well, for those of you who downloaded ³
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³ this hoping to hear us say fuck a lot, call each other ³
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³ ho's and basically just a lot talk about sex, you'll be ³
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³ disappointed. Well, okay, maybe not. But you're going to ³
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³ have to let us get a little deep on you (wait--- that ³
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³ sounded bad hahaha). ³
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³ Is there anyone left who still DOESN'T know what TDKEB ³
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³ stands for? If so, I'm still not going to tell you. But ³
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³ the concept behind it is us-- five women who evolved into ³
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³ this group through a long series of accidental and ³
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³ hysterically funny innuendos. Think of it this way (uh ³
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³ oh, analogy coming up). If I stick the tips of my fingers ³
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³ into a swimming pool, from under the water, my fingers ³
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³ look like five separate entities. If I plunge my hand in ³
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³ further, though, you would see that they're really all ³
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³ just extensions of the same object-- my hand. Ah, maybe ³
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³ I'm just being presumptuous. I'm quite the pessimistic ³
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³ optimist. As if you didn't know THAT one by now... ³
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³ Okay. In the same way that there are five of us, using ³
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³ the letters in our "group" name, TDKEB, we have deemed ³
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³ each letter an important aspect of life: Truth, Desire, ³
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³ Karma, Experience and Brawn. Abstract concepts. Yes, we ³
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³ know. Each member of TDKEB is going to take one of those ³
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³ sections each issue, writing whatever the hell they want. ³
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³ Confusing? Okay, maybe I shouldn't try to explain. :) ³
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³ Just check it out, and you will understand. Hopefully. ³
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³ Most of the other articles in here are geared towards ³
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³ humor and creativity. Yes this whole thing does exist on ³
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³ a level to stroke all of our egos, but it's more than ³
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³ that. This will serve as our "voice." We intend to hit ³
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³ every emotion on the spectrum within one issue (and if ³
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³ you call it PMS, we'll blacklist ya.. hahaha). We want ³
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³ to make you feel and think. This first issue may look ³
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³ pretty bland until we become more, uh, experienced. But ³
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³ here we are. We're going to reach out to you and pretend ³
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³ we know something about being alive. Enjoy. ³
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³ ³
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³ --Black Sunshine ³
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³ ³
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³ ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ ³
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³ MEMBER BIOS ³
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³ VIOLETTA KITTEN ³
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³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ³
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³ Hi. My name is Violetta Kitten. What is your name? Can ³
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³ you say "Hello?" I knew you could. Anyway, who am I? I'm ³
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³ going out in search for myself now. If you find me before ³
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³ I return, please hold me until I get back. Okay, back.. I ³
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³ am 19 years old, give or take a few years, and I really ³
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³ have no idea about what I am supposed to write. I guess I ³
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³ could make up a bunch of coll [pronounced call, means ³
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³ cool!] things about myself but there is no need for me to ³
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³ hide, because everyone knows that I am the bomb. Any ³
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³ questions or comments may be sent through internet e-male ³
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³ (oops, I mean e-mail..can't you tell I'm horny?) address. ³
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³ Well.. tell me how to use the internet and I'll tell you ³
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³ my address.!! ³
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³ Haha! ³
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³ Bye. ³
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³ Oh - P.S. Watch out for falling skittles! ³
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³ Bye. ³
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³ Oh - P.S.S. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ DeRaNgEd ³
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³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ³
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³ Who am I? I am just another bitch behind a computer³
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³ screen and keyboard. I am DeRaNgEd!! I moved here in June³
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³ and am currently just working my tail off until I can³
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³ get to college. I love to write and draw and am trying to³
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³ learn the finer art of ansi right now (kind of hard when³
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³ you know nothing about computers). That's all for me³
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³ folks. ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ BLACK SUNSHINE ³
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³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ³
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³ I feel like I'm filling out a registry. I'm extremely³
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³ atypical. I will crush all your stereotypes. I like³
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³ everything. Except things that try to hinder me from³
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³ liking everything (i.e. Republicans, religion, etc. heh).³
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³ I'm a junior (well almost) at OU and I'm going to teach³
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³ high school English when I get out. I don't really know³
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³ why yet. My quest in life is to have the perfect mind. If³
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³ you can challenge me mentally, I will love you forever.³
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³ (Okay now it sounds like I'm filling out a matchmaker³
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³ registry.. haha). I only surround myself with creative,³
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³ thinking, open-minded, individualistic people. Life is³
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³ good that way. Well, sometimes. ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ ANACODIA ³
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³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ³
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³ I like Language, Piercing, Writing, Driving, People³
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³ Watching... I dislike logging on to VDS and being³
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³ paged 5,000 times within the first five minutes of³
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³ being online (and you know who you are) and crappy³
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³ hard drives. ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ RAVEN ³
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³ ÄÄÄÄÄ ³
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³ Other Handles: Gypsy Black, Black Angel, Dirty Snow,³
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³ Icy, Akasha, Malaria, Domino, Solitaire,³
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³ & more ³
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³ Sex: Not with you ³
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³ Real name: I wish I could tell you but then I'd³
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³ have to kill you. ³
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³ Age: You mean real age or what I act? ³
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³ Birthday: June the fifth. Don't forget the³
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³ presents. ³
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³ Favourite colour: Black, black and sometimes black ³
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³ Favourite song: Anything that sounds like a long haired³
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³ man moaning. ³
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³ Favourite food: Worms ³
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³ Hobbies: Killing stupid people. ³
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³ Occupation: Indian art, whatever people pay me to do³
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³ (my that sounded bad) ³
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³ Description: Well, um... for lack of a better word³
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³ Threatening. ³
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³ Favourite drink: Cranberry juice ³
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³ Eye colour: black ³
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³ Hair colour: black ³
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³ Face colour: bla...hey. ³
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³ Shoe size: nine and a half ³
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³ Bra size: 36 c ³
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³ Favourite Position: Is all this really necessary? ³
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³ Best Friend: TDKEB!! THEY ARE THE BONG!!! ³
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³Most Intimate secret: As if I'm going to tell a bunch of modem³
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³ dorks. ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"Guys, I think reality stepped out of here about five
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minutes ago."
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--Buffy, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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Hello I Love You
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³ (won't you tell me your name?) ³
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³ ³
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³ WE WANT TO SAY HIGH TO: ³
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³ (and these are in no order of importance) ³
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³ ³
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³ False God: Polished your rune yet? :) ³
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³ GITM: Repeat after me: "I'M NOT STONED... I AM ³
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³ NOT STONED...NO REALLY, I'M NOT..." ³
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³ Mirth: We deem thee the great, quick sword master. ³
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³ Blackcloud: chat stick boy hahahhaha ³
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³ Fruit-Loop: You do not stay crunchy in milk--you lied. ³
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³ Ozzy: You guys find a sperm bank in OKC yet? ³
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³ Yaun-Ti: Three-second wonder??? Really??? ³
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³ Fugazi: Is your bed-time like 8 o' clock, or what?? ³
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³ Eagle and ³
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³ Girasol: We love you, but you guys make us sick. :) ³
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³ Prince Kheldar: That was the most intellectually perverse ³
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³ three-some we ever had... hahhaha ³
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³ Mark X: Yes I am the kind of person you didn't want ³
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³ me to talk to. ³
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³ The Stranger: See-- now we don't have to use your message ³
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³ bases to publicly humiliate ourselves! :) ³
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³ Jimbo and ³
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³ Pebbles: BARF!!!!!!!!! :) ³
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³ Kangaroo: Right now, you're the only BJ we know (and ³
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³ Black Sunshine is thanking the god that ³
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³ she doesn't know if she believes in). ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ P0i: F U H Hahahahaha ³
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³ SAZ: You guys are beautiful. ³
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³ And to TBH: We are the NOT the TBH ho's! :) ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ³
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³ What's up in March... ³
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³ ³
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³ *** Look for the next TDKEB party-- same location, ³
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³ probably same day of the week. Once again, it'll ³
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³ be invitation only. Check your email... ³
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³ ³
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³ *** Rumor has it that the next notorious Gathering, which ³
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³ was scheduled for near the end of this month and ³
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³ had allianced TBH and P0i, was CANCELLED due to ³
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³ other obligations of the party's host. Would have ³
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³ been a helluva night, I'm sure... It has been said ³
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³ someone else may take over. If that ever happens, ³
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³ we'll be there... and if you don't get invited, you ³
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³ will be able to live vicariously through our ³
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³ write-ups of it... ³
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³ ³
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³ *** Three out of the five TDKEB members have sadly ³
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³ said a tearful farewell to alcohol binges after a ³
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³ truly horrendous bout with it the last Saturday night ³
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³ in February. Details will not be divulged, but we'll ³
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³ see how long the vows of Black Sunshine, Deranged and ³
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³ Raven can last... [From Raven: oops...] ³
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³ ³
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³ *** "Hi.. we're TDKEB, and we're here to pump [clap] you ³
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³ up..." What's with the fitness kick all of a sudden? ³
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³ ³
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³ *** SPRING BREAK is so fabulous, we thought it deserved a ³
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³ special section in its honor.... for Violetta Kitten, ³
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³ Black Sunshine and Raven, this means a break from ³
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³ college life for a week... TDKEB may have to celebrate ³
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³ (again)... ³
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³ ³
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³ *** Coming soon to a modem near you... TDKEB's own BBS. ³
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³ Yes, yes, yes we know what we're doing.. um, I think.. ³
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³ um.. yes it's under control, and yes, yes yes.. it's ³
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³ not going to be all, um, well, typical. TO CLEAR UP ³
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³ ALL RUMORS, THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE A PORN BBS! It's ³
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³ all very secret right now, but it will be like nothing ³
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³ you've ever seen before. Think you've got what it ³
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³ takes to get access? ;) ... If you have suggestions ³
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³ for a name, we'd love to hear them... ³
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³ ³
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³ *** Thank God the fucking Saturday night bowling alley ³
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³ idea pretty much died out... ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"Not that I'm a lesbian. I told my mother I was just
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for shock value. She said fine, just as long as you
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don't smoke."
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--Sylvie, POISON IVY
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Truth or Dare
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³ (i had a dream about you last night) ³
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³ ³
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³ Got a question? Want to know something about us? Send it ³
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³ to one of us and we'll answer it. Or try to. Got a comment ³
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³ you want to share? Send that our way too. We love it. ³
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³ No, we LOVE it. Go on, ask us anything: in person, in ³
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³ chat, in email, over the phone... doesn't matter... ³
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³ ³
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³ _________________________________ ³
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³ To All: "Would any of you lovely ³
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³ ladies like to go out on a date?" ³
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³ --Fruit-Loop ³
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³ ³
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³ --No, but thanks so much for asking. Drive thru.. -VIOLETTA ³
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³ KITTEN ³
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³ --No, but if you hum a few bars I'll fake it.. 8) -DeRaNgEd ³
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³ --Whoa... I just had really intense deja vu... -BLACK ³
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³ SUNSHINE ³
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³ --If you take me somewhere really expensive and pay through ³
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³ your butt. -anonymous ³
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³ ³
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³ _________________________________ ³
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³ To All: "Why do some refer to you ³
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³ as the TBH ho's?" ³
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³ --False God ³
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³ ³
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³ --They what?!?!?!?!??? You just ruined my day :( Off with ³
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³ your heads. -VK ³
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³ --We are the main bitches at the TBH gatherings I think? -D ³
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³ --It's a frantic attempt to save their dying egos.. ;) -BS ³
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³ --Because they haven't gotten the shit beaten out of them ³
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³ yet. -R ³
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³ ³
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³ ________________________________ ³
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³ To Deranged and Black Sunshine: ³
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³ "Are you two dating?" ³
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³ --Prince Kheldar ³
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³ ³
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³ --Yeah, and I might get wet if I jumped into the ocean. -VK ³
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³ --You'll have to ask her.. she makes all the decisions.. -D ³
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³ --No, Violetta Kitten would get jealous. -BS ³
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³ --I hope so, then I won't have to worry about Violetta ³
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³ leaving me for Deranged anymore. -R ³
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³ ³
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³ ________________________________ ³
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³ To all: "Why don't you just call ³
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³ it TDKEBLMNOP? You keep adding ³
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³ letters..." ³
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³ --The Stranger ³
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³ ³
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³ --Yeah, you guys are sure catching on. We can't pull the ³
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³ wool over your eyes. -VK ³
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³ --We only added two letters, but that was because they ³
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³ were present at the first original meeting but they ³
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³ are still family so 8P -D ³
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³ --HEY!!! If we changed it to TDKEBLMNOP, um, it would look ³
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³ like that one thing.. um.. um.. you know, the alphabet. ³
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³ That could be confusing to some... -BS ³
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³ --We add no letters, smart guy. Anything else is just ³
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³ an imposter. (LITTLE FREAKING WANNABES!) -R ³
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³ ³
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³ ________________________________ ³
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³ To Black Sunshine: "Are you bi? ³
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³ Because I was just wondering if ³
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³ you and [Violetta Kitten] are ³
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³ really serious." ³
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³ --The Warlord ³
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³ ³
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³ --For the right price. Everyone has a price don't they? -VK ³
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³ --Where do you get these whacked out ideas.. sheesh.. tell ³
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³ someone of the same sex you love them and people think ³
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³ you're gay or something.. hahaha -D ³
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³ --No.. she's just a homosexual trapped in a woman's body. ³
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³ And besides, the bitch left me for Deranged, then left ³
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³ Deranged for Raven and then decided she was straight. Can ³
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³ you say, 'easily amused?' -BS ³
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³ --No, we aren't going anywhere. -Anacodia ³
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³ --No, she isn't bi, she just has animalistic tendencies ³
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³ towards cute baby animals. -R ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ ________________________________ ³
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³ "TDKEB is the female version of ³
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³ leetness... nice to know we have ³
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³ diggable chicks on the scene." ³
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³ --TBH issue NiN ³
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³ ³
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³ --Yes, we are all very nice girls. I was just telling Ana³
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³ the other day that we need to start reading our Bible³
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³ scriptures two times a day instead of one, because I feel³
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³ like my "leetness" is slip slip sliding away, gosh oh³
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³ golly I love animal cookies. -VK ³
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³ --Diggable chicks? Is that anything like Diggable Planets?-D³
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³ --*blush* Right back at ya, babes. But we still won't be³
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³ your ho's... -BS ³
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³ --Isn't it nice to know we are recognized by the biggest³
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³ leets of them all?? -A ³
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³ --Oh, I'm just so proud of this honour. I think I'll³
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³ celebrate with a big hammer and hit myself in the head. -R³
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³ ³
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³ ________________________________ ³
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³ To Black Sunshine: "You've dated ³
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³ everyone in the Brotherhood." ³
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³ --The Stranger ³
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³ ³
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³ --I would like to see your list. Maybe we can compare. ³
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³ She has denied my attempts to date her, have you ³
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³ experienced the same? Funny.. someone here spells bitter, ³
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³ won't say any names but it starts with The Stranger! -VK ³
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³ --And a few in the sisterhood as well if you believe the ³
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³ rumor mill -D ³
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³ --Yeah.. and I'm working up to SAZ next, so get ready.. -BS ³
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³ --Yes, and she is still throwing up and having seizures. ³
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³ I'm sure in a few years she'll be fine. But then the ³
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³ flashbacks will start and we will have to get her some ³
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³ therapy. -R ³
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³ ³
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³ ________________________________ ³
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³ To all: "hehehe..... it's TDKEBJ ³
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³ now." ³
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³ --Wolvie ³
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³ ³
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³ --I don't McThink so. Would you like fries with that? -VK ³
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³ --Give it up, get a life. -D ³
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³ --No, I don't think we need a J. People should already ³
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³ be able to tell that we like JACKING OFF. -BS ³
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--Yes, you keep dreaming now. -R
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"If you want to fuck with eagles, you have to learn to
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fly."
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--Veronica, HEATHERS
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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What Do You Know?
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³ (running through acid-white inconsistency) ³
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³ ³
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³ Just what DO you know about TDKEB? Test yourself and find ³
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³ out. ³
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³ ³
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³ How many members are there in TDKEB? ³
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³ -5 ³
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³ -6 ³
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³ -3 ³
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³ -It keeps growing, so who knows? ³
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³ -Heh.. you said member.. ³
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³ ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Answer: We (FIVE) already told you (FIVE) several times ³ ³
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³ ³(FIVE) in this issue (FIVE) alone. But if you picked ³ ³
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³ ³"heh.. you said member.. " you can have the point for ³ ³
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³ ³pervertedness. ³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ What does TDKEB stand for? ³
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³ -The Demon Killing Evil Bitches ³
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³ -They Don't Kiss Every Boy ³
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³ -It has something to do with initials ³
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³ -I can't tell, I'm under a secret oath ³
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³ -I don't know what it stands for, but I'm going ³
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³ to pick the third answer so it looks like I do ³
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³ ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Answer: There are a lot of right answers to this one. ³ ³
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³ ³Yes, it has something to do with initials, and if you ³ ³
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³ ³know, you ARE under a secret oath, so either of those ³ ³
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³ ³answers are okay. If you picked "They Don't Kiss Every ³ ³
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³ ³Boy," you can have half a point, because we don't. "The ³ ³
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³ ³Demon Killer Evil Bitches" is way off however. We've ³ ³
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³ ³never actually killed anyone. ³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ If you see TDKEB-L, what does the L mean? ³
|
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³ -Lame ³
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³ -Luscious ³
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³ -Licking ³
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³ -It stands for another member, added later and ³
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³ sometimes included ³
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³ -It doesn't mean anything, you fucking idiots! ³
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³ ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Answer: What does the L stand for? Well, we are Lame, ³ ³
|
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³ ³Luscious and like Licking (alliteration rules!!! :) but ³ ³
|
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³ ³it does represent another member sometimes. Of course, ³ ³
|
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³ ³some would argue that it doesn't mean anything you ³ ³
|
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³ ³fucking idiots! Depends on who you talk to... ³ ³
|
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ Fill in the blank with the correct word: ³
|
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³ "You get me closer to _____" ³
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³ -God ³
|
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³ -Todd ³
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³ -a euphoric-like, drug-induced state of being ³
|
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³ -orgasm ³
|
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³ -Aren't all these answers synonymous? ³
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³ ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Answer: Hmm.. God, Todd, orgasm, and a euphoric state ³ ³
|
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³ ³of being ARE somewhat synonymous but the correct answer ³ ³
|
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³ ³is Todd. If you've never heard us say this before then ³ ³
|
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³ ³where the hell have you been??? ³ ³
|
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ What are the requirements for being a TDKEB bitch? ³
|
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³ -You have to be dating one of the TDKEB women. ³
|
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³ -You have to ask to be one. ³
|
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³ -You have to be nice to us. ³
|
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³ -You have to fill out an application and wait in ³
|
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³ line. ³
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³ -You have to give good head. ³
|
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³ -You have to give us all credits on VDS. ³
|
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³ -Either the first one, or all the rest combined ³
|
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³ will make you a TDKEB bitch. ³
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³ ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Answer: The answer is obviously the last one: you have ³ ³
|
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³ ³to either be dating one of the TDKEB women, or all the ³ ³
|
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³ ³rest combined. We are kidding about the application and ³ ³
|
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³ ³the VDS credits. Oh yeah and the good head part, too.. ³ ³
|
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³ ³I think. ³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ If one of the members of TDKEB says, "Head NOW!" what ³
|
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³ should you say? ³
|
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³ -"Bed NOW!" ³
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³ -"No thanks, I have one." ³
|
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³ -"Yes, thank you mistress." ³
|
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³ -"Again???" ³
|
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³ -I'm not going to SAY anything! I'm going to ³
|
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³ shut up and get to work! ³
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³ ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Answer: Easy one. It would behoove you not to say a ³ ³
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³ ³damn word and get busy... :) ³ ³
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³ ³ ³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ Just what is the deal with the skittles? ³
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³ -They are tiny little candies that have about 250³
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³ calories per package. ³
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³ -They're nutritious and delicious. ³
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³ -I can't say; it's very perverted. ³
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³ -They're bursting with fruit flavor. ³
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³ -What IS the deal with the skittles?? ³
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³ ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Answer: Yes, it's very perverted but why did that stop ³ ³
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³ ³you? :) ³ ³
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³ ³ ³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ³
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³ What has been the most useful piece of "literature" ³
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³ for the TDKEB members? ³
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³ -TBH newsletters ³
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³ -SAZ packs ³
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³ -"How to make him think you swallowed when you ³
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³ really didn't." ³
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³ -The recording instructions on the wrapper of a ³
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³ TDK cassette tape. ³
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³ -False God's NIN Farwest Trivia questions ³
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³ ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Answer: TBH newsletters and SAZ packs certainly have ³ ³
|
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³ ³been useful (you guys rule); "How to Make Him Think You ³ ³
|
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³ ³Swallowed When You Really Didn't" and False God's ³ ³
|
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³ ³trivia questions have provided us with hours of cheap ³ ³
|
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³ ³entertainment, but the answer would have to be the TDK ³ ³
|
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³ ³wrapper, because without it, there would probably not ³ ³
|
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³ ³be a TDKEB. ³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ BONUS QUESTION: If you get this, you get to be our ³
|
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³ fruit of the month club bitch-- bananas anyone? :) ³
|
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³ Generally speaking, what is each member's favorite ³
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³ band/performer? ³
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³ -Depeche Mode, Tori Amos, Pantera, Sugar Cubes,³
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³ L.A. Guns ³
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³ ³
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³ -Madonna, White Zombie, The artist formerly known³
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³ as the artist formerly known as Prince, House of³
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³ Pain, Ministry ³
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³ ³
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³ -Bananarama, REO Speedwagon, Bobby Brown, The³
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³ Cars, Wham, Chaka Khan, Kool & the Gang, Blondie³
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³ The Pointer Sisters, Kylie Minogue, Daryl Hall³
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³ and John Oates, Loverboy, Ray Parker, Jr., The³
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³ Bangles, The Escape Club, INXS, Belinda Carlisle³
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³ (or anything else 80's retro) ³
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³ ³
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³ -Henry Rollins Band, 4 Non-Blondes, Nine Inch³
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³ Nails, Ace of Base, Sex Pistols ³
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³ ³
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³ -We all want to do Trent Reznor ³
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³ ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Answer: Definitely the first one but if you picked the ³ ³
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³ ³one that says we all want to do Trent Reznor, you can ³ ³
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³ ³still have the extra point. :) ³ ³
|
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ ³
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"What if the super-you meets the super-her and the
|
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super-her rejects the super-you?"
|
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--Steve, SINGLES
|
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Some Assembly Required
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(why does everything keep moving)
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³ ³
|
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³ THE TDKEB MONTHLY TOP-TEN LIST ³
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³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ³
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³ You know you're a cool user on VDS when... ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ 10 You can find someone else's chatter channel while ³
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³ they are engrossed in XXX hot chat. ³
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³ ³
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³ 9 You try to say 'traffic lites' in open tele- ³
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³ conference and the language filter censors you for ³
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³ saying 'clit.' ³
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³ ³
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³ 8 Women only: You can get Audioman to believe that ³
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³ you are actually touching yourself while he vividly ³
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³ describes how HE is touching himself. ³
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³ ³
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³ 7 Men only: You can get Mina to believe you are ³
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³ actually touching yourself. ³
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³ ³
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³ 6 You are so popular that when you log on, you are ³
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³ bombarded with pages that take you so long to reply ³
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³ to, that someone finally pages and asks "Why are ³
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³ you sitting in the menuing system?" ³
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³ ³
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³ 5 You've finally realized that the Roman Numeral for ³
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³ ten is NOT X when you are in teleconference. ³
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³ ³
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³ 4 You send the adult action .feedcock to "all" (and ³
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³ get your adult access revoked). ³
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³ ³
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³ 3 People bitch at you for scrolling the chat in ³
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³ teleconference because you typed the ROFL action ³
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³ (rolling on the floor laughing) six consecutive ³
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³ times. ³
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³ ³
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³ 2 You log on and you're immediately paged four times ³
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³ in a row by Pyroman with: SUP. ³
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³ ³
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³ And finally... ³
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³ ³
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³ 1 You use someone else's phone to make eight hundred ³
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³ calls to the 900 number credit service...and DON'T ³
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³ get busted. ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"I'm not saying it doesn't mean anything, but why does it
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have to mean everything?"
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--Harry, WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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Word Play
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³ (you fake the things you do not know) ³
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³ ³
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³ ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» ³
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³ ºWE MUST THANK LOVELY VIOLETTA FOR THE INSPIRATION AND º ³
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³ ºMOST OF THE RHYMES IN THIS SECTION... And oh.. by the º ³
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³ ºway.. have you read the disclaimer at the beginning º ³
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³ ºyet? :) º ³
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³ ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ ³
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³ ³
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³ First, just to be fair, let us ridicule our own names: ³
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³ These are our trademark phrases... ³
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³ ³
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³ "Hi, my name is Vile, and I haven't had sex in awhile." ³
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³ "Hi, my name is D, and my weiner itches you see..." ³
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³ "Hi, my name is Chastain and my hand makes me abstain." ³
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³ "Hi, my name is Erika and I screw every guy in Amerika." ³
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³ [credit for this one goes to Kangaroo] ³
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³ "Hi, my name is Brit and I like to touch my clit." ³
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³ ³
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³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ³
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³ And now yours... if you don't know people's real names, you³
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³ may have a problem knowing whose rhyme is whose... but it³
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³ should be obvious who most of the people we are talking³
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³ about here are... ³
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³ ³
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³ HI, my name is Chewbacca, and last night I fucked my papa. ³
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³ HI, my name is Special Gay, won't you eat my curds and ³
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³ whey? ³
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³ HI, my name is Prong, and I can't admit when I am wrong. ³
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³ HI, my name is Scott, and I've never had a thought. ³
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³ HI, my name is Joe, now can I have my blow? ³
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³ HI, my name is Todd, and I like to stroke my rod. ³
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³ HI, my name is Thomas, and I'll still respect you, I ³
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³ promise. ³
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³ HI, my name is Barry, and all my friends think I'm a fairy.³
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³ HI, my name is Brent, and I like to pitch a tent, and ³
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³ worship a man named Trent. ³
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³ HI, my name is Brian, and I'm a god now, I ain't lyin'. ³
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³ HI, my name is Pete, and I like to beat my meat. ³
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³ HI, my name is Greg, and I can't stop rubbing my middle ³
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³ leg. ³
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³ ³
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³ ...AND IN 1995, OUR GOAL IS TO OUTSHINE WEIRD AL-YANKOVIC...³
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³ ___________________________ ³
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³ ³
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³ KINDA I WANT YOU ³
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³ (put to the lyrics and music of ³
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³ "Kinda I Want To" by Nine Inch Nails) ³
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³ ³
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³ I can't shake this loser from my bed, ³
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³ He promised me that he would give me head, ³
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³ Someone told me that he might be gay, ³
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³ I cannot make his hard-on go away. ³
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³ I know it's not the tight thing, ³
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³ I know it's not the good schwing ³
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³ But kinda I want you. ³
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³ I'm not sure of who I should do ³
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³ When every dong I'm thinking of is blue, ³
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³ All of my old lovers went to guys ³
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³ Maybe Todd will go down on my thighs. ³
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³ I know it's not a slight thing, ³
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³ I know it's not the good fling ³
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³ But kinda I want you. ³
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³ Maybe just for tonight ³
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³ We can pretend you're upright, ³
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³ Where's the ice, I say ³
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³ I don't care if he's gay ³
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³ I want you. ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ SPURT ³
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³ (put to the lyrics and music of ³
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³ "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails) ³
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³ ³
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³ I insert myself today ³
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³ To see if you still squeal ³
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³ I hope I can sustain, ³
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³ Or else, I'll have to kneel. ³
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³ The need will fill my pole ³
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³ The old familar schwing ³
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³ Try to fill you all the way ³
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³ But my member's shuddering. ³
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³ Why'd I have to come? ³
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³ Now sex will end ³
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³ Every time I slow ³
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³ Though midway I lose my friend. ³
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³ You could have it all ³
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³ My entire squirt ³
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³ I will not go down ³
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³ I will re-insert. ³
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³ You go down then you spit, ³
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³ Pull on your underwear ³
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³ The movement gets me hot ³
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³ I cannot prepare ³
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³ Beneath this stain of mine ³
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³ The hard-on disappears ³
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³ You went somewhere else ³
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³ I left a souvenier ³
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³ Why'd I have to come? ³
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³ My neatest friend ³
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³ Everyone I show ³
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³ Wants to play in the end ³
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³ You could have it all ³
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³ Just lift up your skirt ³
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³ I won't let you down ³
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³ I will make you spurt ³
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³ If I could start again ³
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³ Go at it right away ³
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³ I could keep my swell ³
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³ I could find a lay. ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"Are we just going through the motions so certain people
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can cover themselves?"
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--a newscaster, SHORTCUTS
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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TRUTH
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Indisputable Fact Corresponding To Real Events; The³ ³
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³ ³Absence of Fallacy or Falsehood; Sincerity or Honesty³ ³
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³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ By Violetta Kitten ³
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³ ³
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³ Tell me the truth: did you really mean to hurt me? You ³
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³ told some lies that I wasn't aware of. What did it matter? ³
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³ It was only hurting me. I am a person, yes, but you are ³
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³ not. ³
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³ In the beginning, the seed for a better life was ³
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³ planted. And then came the excitement, then came the joy. ³
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³ The sky was nothing but a pink haze of bliss, a nice round ³
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³ cloud of pleasure.In the beginning you told me some things ³
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³ that I knew weren't true but I believed you anyway. I was ³
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³ a false existence, and you were my saviour. I always knew ³
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³ deep in my heart that you were evil, but your icing was so ³
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³ sweet, your candy so fine. I couldn't help but think I ³
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³ would actually get to taste your poison, feel your thorns, ³
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³ and smell your pain. This I have done, but never again. ³
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³ Time went by and I forgot all about you. They say time ³
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³ heals all wounds, but they don't live my life, they don't ³
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³ feel my pain, and they don't fight my war. You bounced in ³
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³ and out of my life as my building blocks of confusion ³
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³ piled one on top of the other, only to be destroyed ³
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³ by the bulldozer of hate. How could I be so ignorant ³
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³ to your demons? I could see them creeping into my ³
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³ head.. Why didn't I stop them? You could see me falling ³
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³ apart.. Why didn't you care? The world around us laughed ³
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³ in our faces.. Why didn't we notice? It started with love, ³
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³ so pure and sweet.. It turned into obsession, destroying ³
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³ our souls. I craved the unattainable, and you, you just ³
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³ fed on pain. You crawled into my head and took everything ³
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³ away. I let you take over my life, and now I regret ³
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³ everything. ³
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³ There is no way to discover the ending. There is no ³
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³ way to make all of this hatred go away. The truth was the ³
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³ heaven and the truth was the hell.. ³
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³ But I will not let your ignorance or disturbance ruin ³
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³ my life. The obsession has not left me but I am not going ³
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³ to cry. Is there ever an end to it all? The feelings ³
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³ still linger and the hatred still grows, but the noise has ³
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³ gotten quieter. I have chosen the more reasonable path - ³
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³ the path which does not lead to you. ³
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³ Funny how it all works out.. I can feel the pain ³
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³ getting stronger, but it is not my pain. The tables have ³
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³ been turned to show you the reality.. NOW, tell me the ³
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³ truth: are you ready to die? ³
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³ ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"And the answer is: I don't know..."
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--Lelaine, REALITY BITES
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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DESIRE
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³The State Of Wishing, Longing or Yearning; The Object³ ³
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³ ³Of A Lust; Sexual Appetite Or Passion; An Aspiration³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ By Deranged ³
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³ ³
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³ To hold the hands which do no feel. It makes it so damn ³
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³ difficult sometimes. The trembling within you can not feel ³
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³ or the lust for you I have felt since the first time my ³
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³ hand touched you. You will never know how much I want our ³
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³ hearts to grow as one. How can I tell someone who can not ³
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³ feel? ³
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³ I just want to be happy. I don't want to have to cry ³
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³ myself to sleep every night, or wake up screaming every ³
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³ hour upon the hour. Why can't the past just be the past ³
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³ and let the future be happy? ³
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³ I want to beat this disease which forces me to ³
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³ intoxicate myself. I know it will kill me as slowly and ³
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³ as painfully as the rest, but it will tear everything I ³
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³ ever cared about away from me in the process, leaving me ³
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³ with nothing but the urge to feed this addiction even ³
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³ more. ³
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³ Why can't I purge myself of these needs?? ³
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³ I want the flowers to bloom year round in my twisted ³
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³ garden so that I may look upon them when ever I need their ³
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³ comfort, so I may smell their soft, sweet, fragrance and ³
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³ know that there is no greater need, than need itself. How ³
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³ can I close this misshaped greenhouse door? ³
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³ I want the pain to end. I want to wake up and watch ³
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³ the sun rise with you here by my side; your arms wrapped ³
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³ around me in a loving caress, your lips whispering soft ³
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³ loving words straight into my heart, and your mind ³
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³ intertwined with mine. But with you gone how can I capture ³
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³ that one last desire? ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"So that's the bottom line: to hold you, I have to let you
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go."
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--Mabel, THE PIRATE MOVIE
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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KARMA
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Determination of a Future or Destiny Established By³ ³
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³ ³Behavior In The Present; Aura Or Atmosphere of Fate³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ By Black Sunshine ³
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³ ³
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³ To Other Dreadful Days ³
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³ ³
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³ I had a fantasy, a dream that everything was good again. ³
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³ Hurts too much to think about. And so I get angry. ³
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³ Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who notices that ³
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³ there are things to get angry about. I am tried of feeling ³
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³ like I have no control. Yet, I would give anything to be ³
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³ able to hand my responsibilities over to someone else. I ³
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³ want to be the wind. The pressures of owning something ³
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³ kind of rip you in two like that. I've forgotten what it ³
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³ was like to own something. Except misery. ³
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³ ³
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³ why do people think of winter as a time of death the air ³
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³ seems so alive while i'm drawing in breath it's the death ³
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³ of a summer that was dead long before the death of a love ³
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³ that's not there anymore ³
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³ ³
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³ Am I in control of my own destiny? Does even asking that ³
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³ change my future? I get lost sometimes in wet brown earth; ³
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³ in trampled weeds and words; in the springtime ripeness ³
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³ of carnal visions. If I knew what my fate was, I could ³
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³ hurry it along. Who the hell cares if that would alter it? ³
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³ At least I would be doing something... anything. I would ³
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³ be doing something real again. ³
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³ ³
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³ seasons change gradually with inevitability you know it ³
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³ will happen but sometimes don't see the differences until ³
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³ they are complete the same ones you've seen they always ³
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³ repeat ³
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³ ³
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³ When you first meet someone that you want, you go through ³
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³ the same little series of questions: "is this the person ³
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³ who will make me happy? Is this the person that will ³
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³ change things? Is this the person that will restore my ³
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³ faith in goodness? Is this the person that will make me ³
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³ what I want to be?" It's funny how everyone is pretty ³
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³ much searching for the same thing, just under a different ³
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³ disguise. We're all so fucking fake. ³
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³ ³
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³ glad for the winter the frost and the cold frozen things ³
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³ are the ones that are hardest to hold with everything so ³
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³ gray i'm much harder to see yet the winter breathes its ³
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³ bitter life into me ³
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³ ³
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³ If I could change the world, I would. How, I don't know. ³
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³ I'd change it for the sake of change. The prehistoric ³
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³ way it operates now has made me bored. Complaining about ³
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³ it has even become tedious. You tell me I've changed the ³
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³ world already. How many people's lives would be different ³
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³ had I never been born? But it always comes down to that. ³
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³ I've seen "It's a Wonderful Life." And just what's so damn ³
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³ wonderful about it? Another angel just got its wings. I ³
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³ wish I could be somebody's angel. ³
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³ ³
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³ can't wait for the summer can't wait for the spring ³
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³ something told me i'd one day be wearing your ring the ³
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³ cold metal on my finger chills flesh to the bone but now ³
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³ winter is dying and i am alone ³
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³ ³
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³ I am the center. Everything I do in my entire life starts ³
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³ right here at this moment. When you pray who do you pray ³
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³ to? I pray to tomorrow. Can I hold a perfect dream in my ³
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³ hands? Yes. Until it grows, then it gets too big to carry ³
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³ and I have to set it down. It always gets away from me ³
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³ then. Oh well, it was heaven for a little while, I guess. ³
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³ Maybe if I behave today, I'll find it again. Tomorrow ³
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³ bleeds into yesterday. There is always a maybe. Why do ³
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³ people meet? ³
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³ ³
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³ i feel myself melting i feel myself wanting i just want ³
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³ something ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"The staff was unprepared. They didn't know what he was."
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--Dr. Loomis, HALLOWEEN II
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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EXPERIENCE
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Active Participation In Some Event Leading To The³ ³
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³ ³Acquisition Of Skill Or Knowledge Through The Senses³ ³
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³ ³Or Mind; Living Or Encountering; A Loss of Innocence³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ By Anacodia ³
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³ ³
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³ Oscar Wilde once said, 'Experience is simply a name we ³
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³ give our mistakes.' Cool. So next time I mess up, I can ³
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³ say, 'I'm sorry...I just had an experience....'Haha ha ah. ³
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³ Anyway, I guess being twenty-one gives me plenty of ³
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³ experiences... I spent a year in college... that was ³
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³ definitely an experience... not to mention my whole ³
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³ childhood....there is a BBBIIIGGG experience. ³
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³ In my estimation, you are conditioned by your ³
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³ experiences. You become who you are by your experiences. I ³
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³ remember back when I was in Mrs. Stubblefield's fourth ³
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³ grade class... we had gotten back from lunch before she ³
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³ had, and my class decided to hide from her. We decided ³
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³ that when she came into the room, we would jump out and ³
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³ yell, 'BOO!' at her and scare her. I casually mentioned ³
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³ something about her having a heart attack (this woman had ³
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³ to be pushing sixty years old... I remember her telling ³
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³ us that after she microwaved something in her microwave ³
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³ oven she would count to 16 to make sure there wasn't any ³
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³ lingering radiation... something about a pacemaker) and ³
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³ this boy I'll just call Neil took my comment to heart and ³
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³ wouldn't participate in the big 'BOO!'. I guess some past ³
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³ experience of his was stronger than that horrendous peer ³
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³ pressure of the fourth grade. ³
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³ Then again, I have had a multitude if experiences ³
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³ that aren't mistakes at all. In September, I had the ³
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³ opportunity to return to New York for a long weekend for a ³
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³ family wedding... most of my extended family lives in New ³
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³ York. I have been there many times, but only to see my ³
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³ mom's family. This time, I went exclusively to see my ³
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³ dad's family. That is an experience I will never forget. ³
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³ I met family I haven't seen in 10 years. I can't tell you ³
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³ how many times I was introduced to some stranger only to ³
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³ have them say, 'Oh my goodness last time I was down on the ³
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³ Jersey shore, I remember pushing you in your stroller...' ³
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³ I do not ever remember being down on the Jersey Shore, but ³
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³ only because I was too young. Being able to be with that ³
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³ part of my family is something I will never forget. ³
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³ I guess the feeble point I am trying to make is, the ³
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³ experiences you encounter over the years of your life make ³
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³ you the person you are right now. The things you ³
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³ experienced as a baby, that you may not even remember, ³
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³ affect who you are today. The experiences you encountered ³
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³ five minutes ago may affect who you are for the rest of ³
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³ your life. Even though some of your experiences may seem ³
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³ like mistakes to you now, you will learn from your ³
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³ experiences. I, personally, wish there was some way I ³
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³ could experience everything. Everything. That is a lot of ³
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³ things... But I plan on doing as many of these things as I ³
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³ can in my lifetime. ³
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³ Thanks for listening to my babble. There is more to ³
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³ come. ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"I thought someone in this house ought to be having sex.
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With something that doesn't require batteries."
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--Julie, PARENTHOOD
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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BRAWN
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
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³ ³Well-developed Muscles; Strength; A Quality Of Being³ ³
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³ ³Able Due To Potency or Durability; Resiliance; Power³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ By Raven ³
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³ ³
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³ Sometimes we need a little brawn to get us through things. ³
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³ We don't have the strength to get through mentally ³
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³ challenging times unless we use a little physical strength ³
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³ to counter balance it. Everyone looks at us as if we are ³
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³ crazy if we don't have enough brawn. I prefer brains, but ³
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³ that's not without saying that you can have both. Look at ³
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³ yourself very closely. What do you see? Is that the ³
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³ person that you think you look like in your head? Probably ³
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³ not. If it is, look closer. We all have a self image ³
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³ problem to some degree. We can use that to our advantage. ³
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³ If we are being kicked around and used then we can picture ³
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³ in our minds a strong-willed energetic being filled with ³
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³ the brawn necessary to tear down the evil force that is ³
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³ harming us. Even if we aren't physically strong, in our ³
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³ minds we can contribute to our bodies by believing in ³
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³ ourselves. A little bit of belief can go a long way. ³
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³ Everyone can live by diet and exercise. Everyone has the ³
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³ capability of reading and writing to develop their mental ³
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³ skills. But only the truly gifted have the ability to ³
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³ transform ourselves into something that it was thought ³
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³ impossible to be. ³
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³ ³
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³ Themistocles is a very good example. He was a tiny man who ³
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³ had a huge self image. He had the mental brawn to guide ³
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³ all of athens to victory and empire. He persuaded people ³
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³ in ways that is unparalleled to this day. He made people ³
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³ believe his ideals were right. And in his belief that they ³
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³ were right, it made it so. To this very day, Athens is ³
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³ still well known for it's powerful empire. ³
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³ ³
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³ Alexander the Great is another example of notorious mental ³
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³ brawn. But he also had physical brawn. He changed the ³
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³ entire world with his ideas. To this day the impact of his ³
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³ crusades and conquests are still felt throughout the ³
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³ world. If he had not died at the age of thirty-three he ³
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³ would have indeed conquered the world. And still, in the ³
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³ streets of Egypt people talk of 'Scander coming back. He ³
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³ promised them he would. If he believed in that enough, I ³
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³ have no doubt that he will. ³
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³ ³
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³ Don't give up on yourself. You are not that person in the ³
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³ mirror. Your brawn only comes from inside. If you want the ³
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³ brawn on the outside, make it happen inside first. It will ³
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³ come out. Make them believe in you first. Make them see ³
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³ who you are and what you are capable of. You have it in ³
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³ you. ³
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"Have you ever looked at a dollar bill? It's some spooky
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shit. And it's green, too."
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--Slater, DAZED AND CONFUSED
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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Sweet Little Secrets
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(don't tell me it's all in my head)
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Okay, we want to give all of you a chance to
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be funny, bitter and profound and all that neat
|
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stuff that we have been shooting for in this
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thing. So each of us have a question we want
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to ask and you can answer one or two or all of
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them in a text file and email it to any of the
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five of us. It will get to the right place. The
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best answers will be put on display next issue
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for all to read and marvel over.
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TRUTH/VIOLETTA KITTEN
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
|
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Throughout my life, various people have told me
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that honesty is the best policy. But is it
|
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really? Do you consider this proverb to be a fact
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or a myth? Why?
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DESIRE/DERANGED
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Trent says, "I just want something I can never
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have..." What is the one thing you feel you can
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never have?
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KARMA/BLACK SUNSHINE
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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If you could know for sure one thing about your
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future, what would you want to know?
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EXPERIENCE/ANACODIA
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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How about an experience that makes you laugh.
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BRAWN/RAVEN
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
|
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Which one is more important: to have a brain that
|
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is brawn or to have a body that is brawn? Why?
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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"We just cut our girlfriend up with a chainsaw. Does it
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sound like we're okay to you?"
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--Ash, EVIL DEAD II
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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Randomness of Thought
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³ (you made me forget the pain...) ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ I Felt the Earth Tremble. ³
|
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³ ³
|
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³ No sign of heaven, anywhere in sight. ³
|
|
³ What would you do if I shot you right now? ³
|
|
³ What would you say if I told you I loved you? ³
|
|
³ I love you! ³
|
|
³ Last night, ³
|
|
³ I heard the coffin break, ³
|
|
³ I saw the coffin break, ³
|
|
³ I felt the earth tremble, ³
|
|
³ I saw the coffin break, ³
|
|
³ You say it's too much.. ³
|
|
³ Look in the mirror lady! ³
|
|
³ I felt the darkness tremble, ³
|
|
³ My whole world caved in, ³
|
|
³ I forgot everything, ³
|
|
³ Silly girl! ³
|
|
³ Why did you have to sigh? ³
|
|
³ And you didn't even care! ³
|
|
³ I think you were just trying to throw me off. ³
|
|
³ Dance? ³
|
|
³ Hold on, ³
|
|
³ It's a release of energy. ³
|
|
³ Carry out my sentence. ³
|
|
³ We are a lot alike in some ways, ya know that? ³
|
|
³ Want to? ³
|
|
³ I'm sorry..I didn't mean to bug you. ³
|
|
³ Does that scare you? ³
|
|
³ Give in to desire. ³
|
|
³ I want to slowly cut your throat. ³
|
|
³ If I knew what I wanted.. ³
|
|
³ Please Kill Me. ³
|
|
³ When tempest-tossed, embrace chaos. ³
|
|
³ Oh, look at the pretty red velvet coat! ³
|
|
³ I can feel the blood running down my neck, ³
|
|
³ I can taste the deep dark liquid as it penetrates the ³
|
|
³ surface. ³
|
|
³ I want to watch the pain fill your soul ³
|
|
³ So that you know the feeling, ³
|
|
³ Only you will. ³
|
|
³ I want to crawl into your head ³
|
|
³ When your not looking.. ³
|
|
³ Blinded by your sweet pain. ³
|
|
³ Yeah, give me just a little more. ³
|
|
³ Step on the wound again and again, ³
|
|
³ Just like a lover's caress; ³
|
|
³ Only you will know so tell me all ³
|
|
³ Of your secrets, ³
|
|
³ Just kind of like a terrorist's touch; ³
|
|
³ Fifteen minutes ³
|
|
³ Of pain ³
|
|
³ I shove into you, ³
|
|
³ Again... ³
|
|
³ Again.... ³
|
|
³ I'll stick it in your head, ³
|
|
³ Just like a vampires first kiss. ³
|
|
³ Purest feeling. ³
|
|
³ Can you see the distance in my eyes?? ³
|
|
³ I am a person, ³
|
|
³ I think its about time you realize. ³
|
|
³ Scream!! ³
|
|
³ In and out, I see how you are! ³
|
|
³ You're not so devout, ³
|
|
³ Crashing into your painful reality! ³
|
|
³ You are not what you want us to think you to be. ³
|
|
³ You are just a poor weak demented soul. ³
|
|
³ Once I gave into you. ³
|
|
³ Once you captured my control, ³
|
|
³ Closer. ³
|
|
³ We are a bunch of freaks. ³
|
|
³ They are my protectors, ³
|
|
³ But you don't understand me. ³
|
|
³ Do you see how much I hurt, ³
|
|
³ And the rest is all history. ³
|
|
³ History! ³
|
|
³ Got to go, ³
|
|
³ See ya soon. ³
|
|
³ I could kill you with another one!! ³
|
|
³ Struggling... ³
|
|
³ You are a hideous orangutan!! ³
|
|
³ I try to push him away! ³
|
|
³ He suffers a look strong and fierce, ³
|
|
³ As if he were the victim. ³
|
|
³ Take your drugs! ³
|
|
³ He pulls his lips closer to mine, ³
|
|
³ Forcing his demons into my body. ³
|
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³ Fuck off bastard! ³
|
|
³ They run all up and down me. ³
|
|
³ Good riddance! ³
|
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³ I Am So Impure. ³
|
|
³ I come from Mars! ³
|
|
³ I only give head to guys I care about. ³
|
|
³ Doesn't it make you feel wetter? ³
|
|
³ Injecting me with their pure sweet poisons. ³
|
|
³ Bad person gone!!! ³
|
|
³ So no gloating. ³
|
|
³ Stop that you!! ³
|
|
³ I try to scream but no one comes! ³
|
|
³ I try to cry but no one hears me! ³
|
|
³ And the gun scrapes the sides of my throat. ³
|
|
³ Later, ³
|
|
³ My tongue traces the ghostly outline, ³
|
|
³ As I faintly remember him saying - I only ³
|
|
³ Do this because I love you. ³
|
|
³ And at long last the trigger is released, ³
|
|
³ All of my emotions scream out to them, ³
|
|
³ Like a blazing fire, ³
|
|
³ And no one hears me. ³
|
|
³ Stop laughing at me! ³
|
|
³ I didn't mean to bore you all! ³
|
|
³ The gloss has worn away, ³
|
|
³ And there is no physical anymore. ³
|
|
³ Yeah, but doesn't it make you feel better, ³
|
|
³ Only the intangible bits of memories, ³
|
|
³ Of things that don't seem like they were ever real. ³
|
|
³ I was not this mean to you! ³
|
|
³ That night I watched the rain fall, ³
|
|
³ Brimming over with the salt water in your tears. ³
|
|
³ And I heard the pleading of your mind call, ³
|
|
³ Out to me, breaching the distance of years, ³
|
|
³ I had to turn my back on you. ³
|
|
³ The wind of the storm, slamming the door, ³
|
|
³ On the pleasure and the pain, ³
|
|
³ Those extreme states of existence you gave to me, ³
|
|
³ In those minutes, days, months before. ³
|
|
³ I am not to blame! ³
|
|
³ You once submerged me in your affection. ³
|
|
³ Now you bring me to your death bed, ³
|
|
³ And beg for my forgiveness. ³
|
|
³ Skin on skin does not promise soul on soul. ³
|
|
³ When you ripped yours away, ³
|
|
³ Moving back and forth to the rhythm, ³
|
|
³ You separated a whole. ³
|
|
³ Feeling your breath enter my soul, ³
|
|
³ The person you gave to me is dying. ³
|
|
³ Don't you care about me? ³
|
|
³ Your heart molds into mine, ³
|
|
³ And I can do nothing but sit passively and watch. ³
|
|
³ My body embraces your control. ³
|
|
³ I feel your touch penetrate my skin. ³
|
|
³ I sense your desire for me from you within! ³
|
|
³ The image distorts, as the beautiful turns hideous, ³
|
|
³ I want you in every way possible, ³
|
|
³ Then the hideous turns to gold. ³
|
|
³ The desire is burning my mind ³
|
|
³ With one touch from you, ³
|
|
³ I need you like there is no tomorrow ³
|
|
³ I must be a loser! ³
|
|
³ It all goes back to you, time after time ³
|
|
³ I guess you don't care about me! ³
|
|
³ Now there is nothing, but the dry taste of sand in my ³
|
|
³ throat, ³
|
|
³ Your ghost in my bed, ³
|
|
³ Whispers of words you once said. ³
|
|
³ It's so cold where you haunt me. ³
|
|
³ I can't have my world with you! ³
|
|
³ I can't have my world without you! ³
|
|
³ I think I know now what you meant. ³
|
|
³ I just wish I could stop the bleeding. ³
|
|
³ I see how you are now. ³
|
|
³ Thought about you again. ³
|
|
³ Will wonders never cease? ³
|
|
³ I am not laughing! ³
|
|
³ I miss you much more, ³
|
|
³ I just cant shake this disease. ³
|
|
³ I wish someone would justify my feelings! ³
|
|
³ Tell me my emotions are right! ³
|
|
³ But this is something I've been looking for, ³
|
|
³ And will for the rest of my life. ³
|
|
³ Am I supposed to give in to love, ³
|
|
³ And all its pleasures and traps? ³
|
|
³ I still love you this much more. ³
|
|
³ And will forever and ever after, perhaps. ³
|
|
³ How many times must I tell myself, ³
|
|
³ Its going to be all right, ³
|
|
³ I just want you to come back to me. ³
|
|
³ I cry myself to sleep night after night. ³
|
|
³ I am drawing a complete blank. ³
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³ What are you all doing? ³
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³ God damn I am so stupid!! ³
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³ Slap... ³
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³ Thank you I needed that. ³
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³ What are we supposed to know? ³
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³ God, ³
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³ I know it's not going to happen! ³
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³ What the fuck did I miss? ³
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³ I wish I knew! ³
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³ I don't remember much either... ³
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³ I just remember bits and pieces. ³
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³ Still you feed me and I swallow. ³
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³ I have never gotten like that before. ³
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³ I hate that! ³
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³ I want to cry but I don't have it in me! ³
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³ I am not happy! ³
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³ I am confused! ³
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³ I remember it, ³
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³ But it seems like a dream to me. ³
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³ I am sure I could cry if I really want to, ³
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³ But I am not going to cry just for the hell of it. ³
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³ Sometimes it helps to! ³
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³ If I wasn't already gone. ³
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³ I could let you hold my heart in your hands. ³
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³ I could let you touch my hair, the strands. ³
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³ I could let you see the scars on my soul. ³
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³ If I had not already annihilated the being, you might ³
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³ understand. ³
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³ I could let you shatter my glass skies. ³
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³ I could let you through my wall of lies. ³
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³ I could let you taste my tears. ³
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³ I don't like the fact that I lost it too. ³
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³ If I had not already shut them off, the dry wells that are ³
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³ now my eyes, ³
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³ I could let you free the dove fluttering in the clear, ³
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³ Bouncing, bouncing, ³
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³ Is what I long to be. ³
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³ All those pretty little faces, ³
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³ I could let you spin a web around my icy fear, ³
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³ Aren't what they seem to be. ³
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³ I could let you quietly kiss my mind. ³
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³ All those pristine little bitches. ³
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³ If I had not already sent myself away before you got too ³
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³ near, ³
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³ Showering him with hugs and kisses, ³
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³ He tries to pierce her flesh, ³
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³ And she melts in his hands. ³
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³ No!! ³
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³ Now nothing but a puddle of grease, ³
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³ Just like a virgin! ³
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³ Next time, don't be such a fucking tease!! ³
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³ Black, ³
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³ Oh MY GOD!! ³
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³ That was weird! ³
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³ No doubt.. ³
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³ Hold on.. ³
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³ I swear we can read each other! ³
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³ I think there is a binding force. ³
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³ I got lost, ³
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³ But you all are welcome to help! ³
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³ I never get to get off. ³
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³ I just need some time alone, ³
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³ Its me and my hand, as I lie on my back, ³
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³ Sorry. ³
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³ Real quick. ³
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³ No!! ³
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³ Come on! ³
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³ Oops! haha.. ³
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³ Come on ho! ³
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³ We don't have all minute. ³
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³ Man, it would have been one hell of a ride! ³
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³ No one was there. ³
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³ The shitheads! ³
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³ Go figure. ³
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³ Want me to invite anyone else or leave it at us three? ³
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³ Would have been creative though. ³
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³ Whatever you like, ³
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³ With all kinds of toys. ³
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³ It's up to you... ³
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³ Did you guys see that? ³
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³ You can invite him. ³
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³ You do trust me? ³
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³ Roll it up! ³
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³ Its a little Jizzy in here. ³
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³ I feel a bit Jizzy. ³
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³ Laugh... ³
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³ I mean dizzy. ³
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³ ³
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³ What you have just experienced is a little touch of ³
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³ everyone. This is a conversation that took place in ³
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³ someone's private channel in the teleconference area of ³
|
|
³ VDS which I edited just a little (ok a LOT) to come out ³
|
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³ with this rather different um.. POEM?? Well what ever ³
|
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³ you choose to call it..I have no idea who said what or why ³
|
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³ so please just read it and take the many deep seated ³
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³ meanings from it and enjoy. ³
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³ --DeRaNgEd!! ³
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³ ³
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³ ³
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³ ______________________________ ³
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³ ³
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³ Been Waiting ³
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³ by Black Sunshine ³
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³ ³
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³ Let me bind you ³
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³ lock you in, ³
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³ Let me taste you ³
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³ lick your skin, ³
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³ Let me know you ³
|
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³ burn in sin, ³
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³ Let me save you ³
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³ once again; ³
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³ ³
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³ i want to shape your flesh ³
|
|
³ warm, white, human, real ³
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³ i want to touch your lips ³
|
|
³ i know i can make you feel ³
|
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³ i want to pull you deep inside ³
|
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³ i want to feel the change in seasons ³
|
|
³ i want to consume you in this blaze of trust ³
|
|
³ i want to melt away all your reasons ³
|
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³ ³
|
|
³ i can do this ³
|
|
³ i can do this ³
|
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³ let me have you ³
|
|
³ put me to this ³
|
|
³ let me try it ³
|
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³ i know you knew this ³
|
|
³ it's no secret ³
|
|
³ let me do this ³
|
|
³ i must have you ³
|
|
³ i can do this ³
|
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³ ³
|
|
³ i feel more than i ever should ³
|
|
³ i feel your touch; it feels too good ³
|
|
³ i feel your fingers on my cheek ³
|
|
³ stealing the words i wish to speak ³
|
|
³ your hand wanders slowly in its quest ³
|
|
³ to discover the curve between my breast ³
|
|
³ down my stomach, my hips, my thighs ³
|
|
³ you can't hide the desire inside your eyes ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ take me let me own you ³
|
|
³ wake me let me tone you ³
|
|
³ all my life has hinged on this ³
|
|
³ the way you changed me with your kiss ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ Now tell me why i cannot hold you ³
|
|
³ tell me why i can't enfold you ³
|
|
³ tell me that you can deny me ³
|
|
³ tell me you feel nothing by me ³
|
|
³ tell me that you do not want me ³
|
|
³ tell me why you have to haunt me ³
|
|
³ tell me it's just for tonight ³
|
|
³ tell me that this isn't right ³
|
|
³ tell me you're never thinking of me ³
|
|
³ tell me that you do not love me ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ just fucking tell me ³
|
|
³ i've been waiting ³
|
|
³ push me away ³
|
|
³ scar me ³
|
|
³ hurt me ³
|
|
³ i've been fading ³
|
|
³ sunlight dying ³
|
|
³ hear my crying ³
|
|
³ but do not come ³
|
|
³ do not care ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ drive your nail into my flesh ³
|
|
³ be sure to tear the skin ³
|
|
³ throw acid on my open wound ³
|
|
³ let it eat its way within ³
|
|
³ pierce my womb with your frigid claws ³
|
|
³ destroy the female part of my shell ³
|
|
³ dig your fingers into my soul ³
|
|
³ twist the human part as well ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ emptiness inside and out ³
|
|
³ nothing left to talk about ³
|
|
³ it was all for you anyway ³
|
|
³ nothing now ³
|
|
³ i died that day ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ no more ³
|
|
³ i am new ³
|
|
³ i have been here before ³
|
|
³ but never for you ³
|
|
³ you swore ³
|
|
³ but words are never true ³
|
|
³ i was a believer ³
|
|
³ my very life ³
|
|
³ is the master deceiver ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ i think i can say goodbye ³
|
|
³ i think that i can let you die ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ ______________________________ ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ Fiend or Fetish ³
|
|
³ by Violetta Kitten ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ Creeping, crawling, demons inside of me ³
|
|
³ Twisting, turning, they engulf my emotions ³
|
|
³ I can't find the ending ³
|
|
³ I don't remember the beginning ³
|
|
³ Kill me ³
|
|
³ Slowly ³
|
|
³ So I can feel the pain ³
|
|
³ Kill me ³
|
|
³ Dissolve me ³
|
|
³ Make me scream out your name ³
|
|
³ I don't know why I feel like I do ³
|
|
³ I wish I knew what you knew ³
|
|
³ I want to be happy too ³
|
|
³ If only I could crush me away ³
|
|
³ This is the only price I know to pay ³
|
|
³ Don't you hate how everyone leaves you alone ³
|
|
³ They don't care how you feel ³
|
|
³ Heartless - flesh and bone ³
|
|
³ This life seems so unreal ³
|
|
³ I would love to ruin myself ³
|
|
³ I would love to get away ³
|
|
³ But there is something inside of me ³
|
|
³ Urging me to stay ³
|
|
³ There are people I love ³
|
|
³ That I would do anything for ³
|
|
³ These people I know ³
|
|
³ They leave me begging for more ³
|
|
³ They have shown me how beautiful ³
|
|
³ That life can really be ³
|
|
³ Without these lovely people ³
|
|
³ My soul would drown beneath the sea ³
|
|
³ For them I would sing my last note ³
|
|
³ I would drink my last drop ³
|
|
³ For them I would kill a bleeding nation ³
|
|
³ I would let my heart stop ³
|
|
³ I love them ³
|
|
³ I need them ³
|
|
³ They are my heart, soul and inspiration ³
|
|
³ I nourish them ³
|
|
³ I feed them ³
|
|
³ THEY ARE MY LAST SURVIVING SENSATION ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ ______________________________ ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ Untitled ³
|
|
³ by Raven ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ Heavenly body, where dost thou tread? ³
|
|
³ Devil's kiss, angel's smile ³
|
|
³ look to thee for passions flame ³
|
|
³ cry to thee for blood and pain ³
|
|
³ Heaven's eyes cast a downward gaze ³
|
|
³ to the place I stand today ³
|
|
³ they have seen me in my anguish ³
|
|
³ they have seen me in my victory ³
|
|
³ they don't approve of my actions, ³
|
|
³ but I do them anyway ³
|
|
³ Send me a dark star tonight, ³
|
|
³ upon a veil of midnight ³
|
|
³ crooked hands twist my fears into light ³
|
|
³ become the tragic grain of salt that burns my eyes ³
|
|
³ Heaven doesn't want me, ³
|
|
³ Hell can't keep me ³
|
|
³ Where do I go from here? ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ ______________________________ ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ Understanding Confusion
|
|
³ By DeRaNgEd ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ Wooly mittens on summer days, ³
|
|
³ Buried underneath black desert snow. ³
|
|
³ Drowning myself in your dry tears, ³
|
|
³ My thoughtless mind works overtime, ³
|
|
³ As harmless fists beat down the strong, ³
|
|
³ And a million screamed words fall silently ³
|
|
³ Out of my mouth, ³
|
|
³ To the ear that hears everything and nothing at all. ³
|
|
³ Blood drips from healed wounds, ³
|
|
³ As swallows spit icy fire and walk through hard mush, ³
|
|
³ And the black cat barks at passing cars, ³
|
|
³ While the small dalmation purrs as he sharpens his claws, ³
|
|
³ And understanding lies in total confusion. ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
|
|
|
|
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
|
|
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
|
|
"You think that by saying 'I'm sorry,' that all the past
|
|
can be erased."
|
|
--Rhett, GONE WITH THE WIND
|
|
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
|
|
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
|
|
|
|
And That's Final
|
|
³ (no need to whimper, no need to shout) ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º THE PAST MONTH IN REVIEW º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º Best Farwest Trivia Question Seen: º ³
|
|
³ º "What is an example of a hardwood?" º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Best Time Spent Wasting Time: º ³
|
|
³ º Asking a ouija board what a certain person º ³
|
|
³ º we know is doing at that particular moment, º ³
|
|
³ º and having the board reply, "Masturbating." º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Biggest Fuck-Up: º ³
|
|
³ º Wait... there's been too many of those º ³
|
|
³ º lately to choose only one.. º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Worst Day of the Month: º ³
|
|
³ º Valentines Day. Blech. Why? (1) It's sappy, º ³
|
|
³ º and (2) It's a conformist holiday. º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Most Engrossing Pick-Up Line: º ³
|
|
³ º (sadly, it was in a movie..) º ³
|
|
³ º "I've seen you before-- in a flash forward in º ³
|
|
³ º time. You're beautiful. You're perfect. You º ³
|
|
³ º don't belong here. Let me take you somewhere º ³
|
|
³ º where you can feel something, where I can º ³
|
|
³ º feel something, where we can both feel º ³
|
|
³ º something real." º ³
|
|
³ º --Vassago, HIDEAWAY º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Biggest Loser: º ³
|
|
³ º All hail Erotica, the newest member of the º ³
|
|
³ º seemingly neverending stream of online hot º ³
|
|
³ º chat experts with an interesting set of morals. º ³
|
|
³ º She has been caught in many lies about herself º ³
|
|
³ º and paged several men on VDS seducing them, as º ³
|
|
³ º they would later tell it, into cybersex, phone º ³
|
|
³ º sex, and even (gasp) the real thing. The woman º ³
|
|
³ º describes herself as sexy and beautiful. If º ³
|
|
³ º this were true, then why is she sitting in º ³
|
|
³ º front of her modem all day picking up men? º ³
|
|
³ º HELLO? Can we please buy this person a clue?? º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Stupidest Thing Said: º ³
|
|
³ º "Ohh... I thought you were a LADY..." º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Most Overrated Activity: º ³
|
|
³ º Sex. º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Most Underrated Activity: º ³
|
|
³ º Talking about having sex. º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Best Drop-In Visit: º ³
|
|
³ º Near the beginning of the month, all members º ³
|
|
³ º of P0i except one dropped by the apartment of º ³
|
|
³ º Black Sunshine and Deranged one evening and º ³
|
|
³ º provided them with cheap entertainment (get º ³
|
|
³ º those perverted thoughts out of your head). º ³
|
|
³ º It is hilar to watch stoned people try and º ³
|
|
³ º behave in a normal manner. Feel free to go º ³
|
|
³ º light up and then come by and put on another º ³
|
|
³ º show sometime, guys... :) º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Most Overused Statment in a Conversation: º ³
|
|
³ º "Hi." º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Most Overused Reply to Said Statement: º ³
|
|
³ º "Kinda." º ³
|
|
³ º º ³
|
|
³ º * * * * * º ³
|
|
³ º Best Online Conversation: º ³
|
|
³ º God and Satan came to teleconference one night º ³
|
|
³ º and graced us with their words of wisdom. The º ³
|
|
³ º most enlightening thing we could get from Satan º ³
|
|
³ º though, was: YOU STUPID FUCKING GODDAMNED º ³
|
|
³ º COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SHITFACED TWO BIT º ³
|
|
³ º CLAPPED-OUT DOUCHEBAG!!!!!! Then Jack Flack's º ³
|
|
³ º request, "Hey god... give me... huge pectoral º ³
|
|
³ º muscles." And God's response: "Okay Jack.. Just º ³
|
|
³ º work out 5 hours a day for a year and your wish º ³
|
|
³ º shall be granted. And Pyroman's desire: "hey º ³
|
|
³ º god kill the satan thing." We don't know who º ³
|
|
³ º these God and Satan people were but it was the º ³
|
|
³ º most fucking hilarious thing we've ever seen. º ³
|
|
³ ÎÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÎ ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ ****CUMMING ATTRACTIONS**** ³
|
|
³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ³
|
|
³ ...gif photographs of TDKEB members... ³
|
|
³ ... a viewer (searching adamantly for help)... ³
|
|
³ ... major parties coming up-- full commentaries on them... ³
|
|
³ ...complete unedited HOT CHAT capture--what REALLY goes on...³
|
|
³ ... what women really want... ³
|
|
³ ... all's fair in love and rock... ³
|
|
³ ... we talk to the spirit world about sex... ³
|
|
³ ... culture shock- new words for changing times... ³
|
|
³ AND MORE!! ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ *************************************************************³
|
|
³ * WUZ IT GOOD FER YOU, BAYBEE? *³
|
|
³ * Tell us what you think. Pick it apart and let us know how *³
|
|
³ * we are doing. We don't care if you kiss our asses or if *³
|
|
³ * you rip us to shreds, but don't just lay there like a *³
|
|
³ * zombie.... *³
|
|
³ *************************************************************³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ Parting Comments.... ³
|
|
³ ³
|
|
³ "You must be so oppressed." -Violetta Kitten ³
|
|
³ "Take a bad bong and make it wetter." -DeRaNgEd ³
|
|
³ "Body's an eight but the brain is a ten." -Black Sunshine ³
|
|
³ "We are family.. I have sister whiskey with me.." -Anacodia ³
|
|
³ "Did you guys lick three ways?" -Raven ³
|
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³ ³
|
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³ ³
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THANKS FOR PLAYING!!! ³
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Until next time...
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Oh yeah--and remember...
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**NOT IN OPEN TELE-CONFERENCE**
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"That was the worst fucking head I ever got in my life.
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Next time don't be so fucking eager."
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--Mallory, NATURAL BORN KILLERS
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