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ë The BëM Squad presents ë
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"Hints Towards Successful Speeding"
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by Mr. Sandman
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07/18/93
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ë Disclaimer ë
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This file is for informational purposes only. The BOM Squad, author,
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and the BBS carrying this file do not condone what is in this file and will
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take no responsibility if you get arrested for the use of the information
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in this file. There is still free speech in this country (I think) and
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nobody is forcing you to read or do any of the actionss discussed in this
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file.
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ë Back to the Good Stuff ë
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Hopefully this file will help you avoid being ticketed. The methods
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I am going to discuss in achieving successful speeding are going to deal
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mainly with highways. I hope this file helps.
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Ok. So you like to speed? Being that I live in NJ I know that I do.
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One of the things that I learned is that the only place where you should
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speed is on a highway. Why? Because it is the easiest place to detect cops!
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I have never been pulled over on a highway but I have been pulled over 11
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times on local roads. I have learned by now that speeding on local roads is
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stupid for the following reasons:
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1.) There is no way you can always detect a cop off of a highway.
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2.) If you are pulled over on a local road you are more likely to
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get a ticket because most people don't ever go above 50 and you
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will not have been going the speed of traffic. You will have to
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find a very good bullshit excuse to get off.
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3.) It is easier to get into accidents on local roads.
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Try to avoid speeding on local roads! However, it is very easy on
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highways. First if you are going to speed on the highway then you should
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have a radar detector. They help BUT DO NOT RELY ON THEM! Many cops on
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the highways use Pulse or Instant On radar guns and your radar detector will
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not go off until you have already been clocked. However, they are nice
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because if you are a ways back from a cop on a highway using instant on
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your light on the radar detector may go on briefly and no sound may occur.
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If the light goes off with no sound YOU CAN BET that there is a cop using
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Instant On or Pulse Radar ahead and you should slow down. Because the best
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way of detecting the cop is with this method the Passport Radar Detector
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is one of the best because its field can stretch for 3 miles. However,
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Radar detectors should not be solely relied upon. The cars around you and
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other marks are the best, but added with a radar detector you should be
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able to avoid cops completely.
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One of the surest things I've found to avoid cops are trucks. Truckers
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use their CB's to communicate with each other and warn each other about
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cops. If you see a truck apllying its breaks or actually DOING the speed
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limit then you should slow down. They are the first people to know about
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cops. Trucks are also good to speed along side of (in the right hand lane
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if possible) because they are much larger than you. If the truck is in front
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of you or to the left of you it is more likely that they will get clocked
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and believe it or not cops like to pull over trucks more than cars.
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Another thing you should keep your eyes peeled for are long white
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lines painted across the highway. They look like finish lines across the
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road. They are a sure sign of a speed trap and if a cop is sitting in the
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trap he may not be using radar. You will run across 2 of these lines before
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you reach the place where the cop actually sits. The cop might not be using
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radar because he doesn't need it to clock you because of the lines. The
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lines are used to time you! When you crosss over the first line the cop will
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start a timing device and stop it when you cross the second. He will know
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the time it takes to travel the distance between the two lines if you are
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going the speed limit and will be able to calculate how fast you were going
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by the time it took for you to travel them. This method IS acceptable in a
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court of law so if you see these white lines (or any lines that are painted
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acrosss the road) SLOW DOWN!
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Another good thing to do is slow down when you are going around a
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curve on a highway where you can't see all of the road in front of you.
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Cops normally sit in places after these curves and you will get clocked.
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Also, on the parts of the highway where you can see traffic a ways
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ahead of you you should watch the cars that are furthest away from you
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but in your visible range. If you see a couple of cars brake lights go on
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then continue to watch the area where their brake lights went on for other
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cars brake lights to go on. If you see other brake lights going on in that
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same area then it is most likely that a cop has set a speed trap there and
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people are slowing down when they see him. Remember that unless you are
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driving in heavy traffic most cars will not apply their brakes on a highway
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unless there has been an accident or a cop is present. Brake lights are
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always a good sign to slow down to the speed limit.
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Also, when speeding you should try to avoid the fast lane. That's
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right! You should do most of your speeding in the far right lane otherwise
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known as the granny lane. Here is why. Most cops set their speed traps
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in the median of the highway. They do this so that they can clock people
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in the fast lane the easiest! If you are speeding in the fast lane then
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it is more likely for you to get clocked! Now it is still possible for you
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to get clocked in the slow lane but an interesting error can occur if you
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are. The reading on the cops radar gun will not be accurate! In order for
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the radar gun to clock the exact speed you were going it must be pointed
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directly at you. But if you are travelling in the slow lane it is more
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likely that you will be at an angle to the radar gun. The more of an angle
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you are away from the radar gun the greater the error. The error which
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occurs is that the reading on the cops radar gun will be slower than
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you were actually going and will potentially save you from getting a
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heftier ticket.
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Finally, I know that plenty of you have either read about or heard
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about Radar Jammers. Radar Jammers are very stupid to use and a big waste
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of money. IT IS ILLEGAL TO JAM RADAR IN THE UNITED STATES! Radar Jammers
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are also very easilly detectable by cops. When you use a radar jammer, the
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speed which registers on the radar gun will range from 300-500 some miles
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per hour. Now considering most cars can't even go 140 a cop will know
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something is up when it says a car was travelling 300 miles per hour.
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Don't buy a Radar Jammer! It isn't worth it. As long as you are aware
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on the highways and keep your eyes peeled for signs of police then it is
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most likely that you will never be pulled over. I hope you enjoyed
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the file.
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Final Note: The BëM Squad is still very interested in gaining new writers
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and distro sites. If you are interested please fill out the
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BOM.APP file and send it up to The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test
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if possible or any of the other sites and leave me E-mail.
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Thanks.
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