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[ Mind Warp - Volume #6, Issue #04, File #84 ]
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[ Warp, Mind - by Mustaine ]
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Warp, Mind
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[mustaine]
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.. as defined by Random House of Useless Knowledge College ..
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WARP!, MIND : A) a state of emotion, usually evoked after reading articles
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of utter blatent talent, wherin the mind is elevated to a
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level of being far past the usual bounds of normality
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B) that funky-fresh feeling inside when you read how bad
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Mustaine dissed your sorry ass in his editorial
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C) the state of oneness found when realizing that god is
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real, god has a cute butt, god digs Smurfs, and his name
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is Mustaine!
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D) the feeling of utter elation found throughout your body
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when you realize just how luck you are NOT to live in
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Texas.
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E) that relly cool side effect that one gets from using way
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too much X-men chapstick
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E-Mail mustaine@wam.umd.edu to become a distributor!
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