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[ Mind Warp - Volume #5, Issue #07, File #078 ]
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[ "Misc. Love Poems" by Mustaine ]
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Misc. Love Poems
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[mustaine]
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Numero Uno ( I hate Spanish )
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Spring is coming
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and so are the flowers.
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You look very beautiful,
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in and OUT of showers.
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PMS sucks,
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but it goes away.
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I will still love ya,
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and..I'm here to stay.
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Have a great day,
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I hope you can read this handwritin'
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Maybe if you feel OK,
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we can go moonlightin'
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Copyright (c) Mustaine 1996
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Number Two (English rules)
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Articles
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not enough
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writers
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damn it
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Showers
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not enough
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time
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damn it
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Toothpaste
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not enough
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flavors
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damn it
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Flowers
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not enough
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money
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damn it
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Colors
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not enough
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crayons
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damn it
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Lovers
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not enough
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whoopie
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damn it
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it's TIME WRITERS had different FLAVORS for their CRAYONS
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then maybe they would have TIME to make WHOOPIE
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or maybe they would have some MONEY with different COLORS
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damn it
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Copyright (c) Mustaine 1996
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Call Omniverse, the Mind Warp WHQ - (301) 718-0225
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