83 lines
4.4 KiB
Plaintext
83 lines
4.4 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
%%% %%% %%%% %%% %% %%%%%
|
|
%%%% %%%% %% %%%% %% %% %%
|
|
%% %%% %% %% %% %% %% %% %%
|
|
%% % %% %% %% %%%% %% %%
|
|
%% %% %%%% %% %%% %%%%%
|
|
|
|
// // //// ////// ////// //
|
|
\\ \ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\
|
|
// /// // //////// ////// ////// //
|
|
\\\\ \\\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\
|
|
/// /// // // // // // //
|
|
|
|
[ Mind Warp - Volume #5, Issue #02, File #073 ]
|
|
[ "Egypt Air 1996" by Mustaine ]
|
|
|
|
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
Egypt Air 1996
|
|
[mustaine]
|
|
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
The year was nine-teen hundred and ninety-six, and the location was a
|
|
sheer hellhole known as the Answan Airport. The country and planet, well you
|
|
see this is where it gets funny...Egypt, PLANET EARTH. I still marvel at
|
|
the sheer bass-ackwards'ness of the current Arab Republics stinking up the
|
|
Middle Easten region of our planet today. Personally, I have absolutely
|
|
nothing against the people of the Arab Republics today, at least not the
|
|
normal people. In fact, I would go so far as to say that I ONLY have a
|
|
problem with the certain induviduals that are given any position of power
|
|
in these Arab Republics, for example the Prime Minister and President of the
|
|
Arab Republic of Egypt. If you thought those wonderful sterotyped
|
|
induviduals from Seven-Eleven (which by the way is open 24 hours a day, NOT
|
|
7 to 11) were capable of making horrible blunders, you should visit Egypt
|
|
someday...or in my case, FLY EGYPT AIR! What does this have to do with the
|
|
Prime Minister or President of Egypt you might ask? Well, let me tell you.
|
|
First off, the US and Britian give over something like a combined total
|
|
of ten BILLION dollars to this sh*thole every year. Out of that, about
|
|
9 BILLION, 999 thousand, 999 dollars goes to the elite upper class of
|
|
Egypt (in this case being the f*cking Prime Minister and all his buddies),
|
|
and the rest (ha) goes to the 'other', normal people. Pretty f*ucking lame,
|
|
eh?
|
|
Well, here is an example of how at least SOME of that money SHOULD be
|
|
spent, instead of rich cars, white slave girls, and insanely expenisve
|
|
sattelite dishes. I was supposed to fly OUT of Answan on Egypt Air one fine
|
|
day in 1996, when I was told that the plane was delayed. Six hours.
|
|
|
|
(Did everybody get that? Mustaine had to wait SIX f*cking hours for
|
|
a mother-f*cking plane. You can SEE where this is bad, yes?)
|
|
|
|
At any rate, I find out from a very friendly, and very poor Egyptian, that
|
|
the plane f*cking broke on the runway. BROKE.
|
|
|
|
(Did everybody get that? Mustaine had to wait SIX f*cking hours for
|
|
a mother-f*cking plane that NEVER came because it broke on the RUNWAY
|
|
BECAUSE the f*cking MONEY that Egypt should use to keep its planes in
|
|
repair is used by the Prime Minister and all his buddies to buy
|
|
rich cars, white slave girls, and insanely expenisve sattelite dishes.
|
|
You can SEE where this is bad, yes?)
|
|
|
|
At any rate, they send a replacement plane. This plane, which is NOT
|
|
painted, looks like it flew in World War II, has very ripped up upholstry,
|
|
and whose cargo racks flew open during lift-off, is a REPLACEMENT for the one
|
|
that BROKE.
|
|
|
|
(Did everyboy get that? GOOD...I'm tired of writing, "Did everybody get
|
|
that?")
|
|
|
|
I swear to whoever the heck sits up in heaven these days (and THAT
|
|
INCLUDES Davey Hempseed...) was watching over me when this replacement
|
|
plane flew my damn cute ass over the Arab Republic of Egypt. Pretty NOT
|
|
swell, eh?
|
|
|
|
(Did everybody get that? CALL THE US GOVERMENT...MAKE THEM STOP SENDING
|
|
MONEY TO EGPYT. TELL THEM TO SEND NEW WORKING PLANES. MAKE IT SAFER
|
|
FOR FOREIGNERS TO FLY EGPYT AIR! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! GO WIZARD OF OZ!
|
|
GO MUSTAINE!, you awesome MW writer you....)
|
|
|
|
Peace, and till the next episode...Mustaine.
|
|
|
|
==============================================================================
|
|
Call Omniverse, the Mind Warp WHQ - (301) 718-0225
|
|
==============================================================================
|