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[ Mind Warp - Volume #4, Issue #11, File #066 ]
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[ "Flame Response" by Mustaine ]
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Flame Response
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[Mustaine]
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Well, you'd figure with my slanderous remarks that I would have recieved
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a plethora of hate infested letters some time ago, but I really have not.
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Instead, the only paltry remark that I recieved that could remotely be
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considered akin to "hate-mail" was a small and crude remark that a little
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twelve year old user (under the alias "Slayer") sent to me on the 18th of
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January. So as promised, here is that letter, then a copy of that letter
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with my remarks (or responses) imposed between the lines. Please enjoy, and
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of course if you think you can do better, send me some stuff, and we'll
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blast you!
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(* Begin Original Message ------------------------------------------------- *)
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Subj : hey
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Attr : Read
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To : Mustaine #1
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From : Slayer #5
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Date : Wed Jan 18 1995 08:25 am PST
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Mind Warp! rulz, keep up the good work!!!!!
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Oh yeah, and here are some flames that you wanted (what did you want them 4
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again??? What did u do?? Ohwell)
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Uhhm, well, since I don't feel like thinking of anything original here goez
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You stupid dumb shit goddamn mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!
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ok, that's enough
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Slayer
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P.S.What were you saying about me on some other board?? You know on Arsinist's
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Arsonal you said that you were making fun of me.. What board wuz that??
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cya
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Reading E-mail (?=Menu) (10 of 21):
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(* End Original Message --------------------------------------------------- *)
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Now for some debuttle. First off, what kind of moron sends e-mail
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on a BBS with a title like "hey?" My grandmother could have formed a more
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coherent title. And before I start, let me metion that your alias sucks.
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Now, let's examine some of your e-mail. Firstly, my eyes fell upon this :
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Mind Warp! rulz, keep up the good work!!!!!
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Why thank you, you little piece of inflamed mucus. I appreciate any and
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ALL comments. My eyes then strayed upon this :
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Oh yeah, and here are some flames that you wanted (what did you
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want them 4 again??? What did u do?? Ohwell) Uhhm, well, since I
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don't feel like thinking of anything original here goez
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You stupid dumb shit goddamn mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay. That was original. According to you, I am simply a "dumb sh*t goddamn
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mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!" Gee Slayer, a whole 11 exclamation marks on that
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well thought out comment. Could you possibly have tried for 12? I really
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think one more would have made the difference. Oh well. I guess they don't
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teach proper punctuation and grammatical uses in 6th grade. (Not that I
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ever use any sort of methods and means in my articles.) N-E-Ways, to get
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back to my point that flame (SINGULAR) was the weakest piece of sh*t that
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I have ever read. If you ever try to degrade me with such a weak and
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unsupported flame ever again, I'll frickin' call your MOMMY and have your
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ass spanked. Would you like me to start bustin' on you? You remember how
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I tore up that lead singer for Pantera? I'll f*ckin' make you look like
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a gay sperm whale if you try anything. Puke. *)
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Welpers, I really can't say much more. There really wasn't a very
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big flame or anything. However I would like to thank Slayer for
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participating in Mind Warp and the whole flame thing, and I would just
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like you to NOT take this personally or anything...BUT...your flames SUCK!
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Thanks for the attempt, and I will be looking for more from you and others in
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the future! Send it all (uncut and uncensored) to mustaine@wam.umd.edu or
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contact me on one of our fine support boards.
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