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[ Mind Warp - Volume #3, Issue #8, File #049 ]
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[ "Musty Gets down and Dirty" by Mustaine ]
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Various. (Editorials) (Part I)
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[Mustaine]
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Wow, YOU WOULD BE AMAZED at how many people I have pissed off just in
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the last few years I have been BBS'n in the tri-state area. Girls and Guys
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alike, I have managed to enrage pre-pubescent TEENAGERS everywhere! What
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does this tell me? It tells me that even in the hallowed sanctuary of
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BBS land, there are complete and UTTER MORONS! Now, in the hopes of
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getting some more hate mail...I decided to break down and flame some of
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these people (with justification of course) just to make a nifty article
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that is SURE to go down in the "Mustaine...Hall of Fame!"
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The first person I would like to pick on would be Mr. Gardner Swan.
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Well, let me take that back..I'm not going to pick on him...I'm more going to
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slam him so hard that when he wakes up his punk rock loving butt will still
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be spinning from the verbal blows. OK! This loser (you can find some of his
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actually half decent articles in Helter Skelter (Dark Horse's 'Zine) goes
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under the alias Red Dragon, because, as he put it : "it's sorta like my name,
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spelled backwards." Well, I don't know about you folks....BUT Gardner
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Swan spelled backwards is Rendrag Naws. Rendrag Naws could become Redrag
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News maybe with a vowel exchange. That would be A) A newspaper devoted to
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drag queens, B) Red Dragon spelled bacwards, or C) the farthest thing from
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Gardner Swan spelled backwards that I could ever think of. Now, before you
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people start condemming me, please let me make it impicitly clear that all
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of this is meant in jest, and I wish NO TRUE ill being towards Mr. Swan in
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the slightest. NOW, I know for a fact he has a sense of humor...so it's safe
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to assume he'll live.
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Next, this complete imbecile has the NERVE to tell ME on MY bbs that he
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has TOTAL freedom of speech. (Um...NO). First, it's MY BBS, subject to MY
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rules, and therefore anything I give to YOU (Swan) is a gift, not a RIGHT.
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Big difference, I assure you! He also implicitly stated that he didn't
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believe in god (which is OK, I happen to believe in god, but everyone has
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their own opinion!), and then further went on to attempt to participate in
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a discussion of god (which is lame, because he doesn't believe in god) and
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made a total ass of himself. I really didn't care, cuz it stimulated some
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GREAT discussions, which I am thankfull for! Unfortunately, he persisted in
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his nonsense, and pissed off 95 PERCENT of my users, who began threatening to
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kill HIM. Unfortunately, I had to warn him that I couldn't have this hatred
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going on, and I asked him to stop, but he didn't so I took his posting access
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away for a period of two weeks. He then unfortunately decided never to call
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again, and that was not good. Oh well. Maybe next time. He has his own
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BBS now, and I encourage everyone to call it and post and stuff. He really
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can be cool at times, even if he pissed almost EVERY user of Recluse off.
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AH well, on to another moron!
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Next, WildNCrazyGuy (or in my version WILD'N'CRAZY'PREPUBSECENT'MORON'
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WHINING'MOTHER'(WANT-TO)'F*CKER). This punk has the nerve to call my BBS,
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which runs under the absolute BEST BBS SOFTWARE in the world : SynchroNet :
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and upload WWIYuckV with the description 'Kicks this software in the BUTT.'
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Um, well that right there lost him some serious brownie points. SERIOUS
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brownie points. THEN he has the nerve to fake some of his information and
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ASK ME WHY I WANTED IT???? Well, listen up you little f*ck. I LIKE my
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software, and although Raven is one of the coolest sysops in the world, I
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think WWIV blows chunks. It is geared towards little teenagers who can't
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read a manual and set up a decent BBS. It ALSO comes fully operational in
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a shareware form, so YOU KNOW it's gotta suck unmodded. ALSO, you have no
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right to tell me what software to run. Go blow yourself. NEXT, I require
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all my users to give me real information so I can mail them with BBS changes
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when MY BBS changes numbers every other semester. Pretty cool huh?
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Personally, I feel that all users should be required to give out all
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their real information when they login to a legitamite BBS. Most of the
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sysops aren't going to give the information out, and you should at least
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figure that even if they do, nothing *that* serious could happen. Maybe
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that's not true in other area codes...but who cares! I have already
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digressed enough because of the train of thought this moron makes me walk
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upon.
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Ack, who should be the next person to flame? AH! Here's one everyone
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will love. In the far corner of area code 301's BBS land, there lies a
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young 3 year old BBS called Hell's Kitchen. The sysop, Hell Raiser, is
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a pretty respectable 16 year old, and most of his users are cool. EXCEPT one.
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One little moron on this board has the audacity to pick fights with ME (of
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all people right?) every single time I log on. I first called this BBS
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when it originally went up, and I used to like it a lot. That was before I
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stopped BBS'n every week. Now I've narrowed it down to like 2 or three a
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month...BUT ACK! I digress. N-E-Ways, this user's glorius alias is
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Shaft, or as he recently changed is, NiggaShaft. Is he black? Is he white?
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Do I care? NO. This moron tries to make me look stupid by posting absurd
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'crap' about me every single time I log on. Not to mention the fact that I
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recieve about 2-3 new e-mails from him telling me to stop making him look
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stupid every time I respond to him.
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It got so bad at one point that he tried to delete me. (He has semi-co
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access on this BBS.) To his surprise, Hell Raiser had given me a gloriously
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huge security level about two years back for helping him with a personal
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problem, and when he tried to delete me, he learned that I HAD MORE security
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than him. He posted as such, and the sysop promptly told him to quit
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messing with me. I don't know the exact details, because I am not really in
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the habit of reading private mail. At any rate, I think I have made my point
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on this moron very clear.
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Alright boys and girls, I must go and write some other articles. In
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the meantime, I plan to continue this article in a future issue of Mind Warp.
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I have decided to make it one of my continuing series of Editorials. Next
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issue will feature some other morons I have encountered. Elvis maybe? We
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shall see! Untill the next half....
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..to be continued..
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mustaine
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Greets :
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Raven : Ugh..no BBS.
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Pornlo : Thief!
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The Chief : YOU RULE!
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Me : YOU RULE!
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