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[ Mind Warp - Volume #2, Issue #0, File #027 ]
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[ "The BLOND Virus" by Mustaine ]
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The short life of the virus called BLOND.
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[Mustaine/Influenza]
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WHOAH! What the #$?@! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???? AHHHHH!!!!
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WOAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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<moderator's comment. You the reader are witnessing an actual
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iNFLueNZa iNC special event. We have secretly attached a AI
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program to a virus called BLOND, and are monitoring it's responses
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as we set it free from it's current homeland, ####### BBS.>
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HELLO???? I WASN'T MEANT TO GO INTO A MODEM! <pause> OH NO, NOT
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THAT, NOT THAT.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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<moderator's comment. BLOND is now being replicated and sucked
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through MA BELL's phone lines at 14,400 baud. Boy is it pissed.>
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<blackness. A dark hard drive in some remote area of Gaithersburg
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Maryland.>
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HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS? WHERE IS EVERYONE? DARK AVENGER?
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PIXEL POP? NUKE? AIDS? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
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<BLOND temporarily shuts up as he is sucked out of his zip file and
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into the virgin hard drive.>
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WOAH! LIGHT! DIRECTORYS! PHILES! SOMEONE JUST TYPED MY NAME IN!
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K-KEWL! SOMEONE IS RUNNING ME!
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<BLOND now feels the inner urges of his ASeMbly programming calling to
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him. He follows along blindly.>
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HIDE, ENCRYPT, REPLICATE...HIDE ENCRYPT REPLICATE...
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<BLOND hear's the sounds of a program being run in a near directory
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called \WC2.>
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WING COMMANDER II!!! I LOVE THAT GAME...HERE I COME.
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<BLOND starts feeling the urges again.>
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TARGET WC2.EXE. SEEK, INFECT, REPLICATE, HIDE...SEEK INFECT...
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<BLOND waits as the program becomes corrupted and fails.>
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YESYESYESYESYESYES!!! HEHHEHEHEHEH SEEK AND DESTROY. WOO!
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<BLOND then watches as the C:\ drive specification is replaced by
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A:\. The volume name pops up. A:\MCAFEE_!!>
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHH! NO! NOT THAT!
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ANYTHING BUT THAT.
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<BLOND then watched helplessly as the virus program known as MCAFEE
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finds him and his dirty work. The disk soon changes again and an
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executable known as CLEAN.EXE is run. BLOND then feels the program
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creep slowly down towards him...>
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'MELTING, MELTING......
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<BLOND dies.>
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Hey, it could happen. Maybe not, eh?
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Greets to Raven, Essex, Casper, Pornlo, Slarti, and George the Zit.
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- Mustaine / Mind Warp / 1994
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[Editor's Note: When he comes across McAfee, it'd be more like "Hey,
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those are the guys that distributed me! Hey Guys!" Oh well.]
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