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[ Mind Warp - Volume #1, Issue #14, File #025 ]
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[ "Music Review #4" by Mustaine ]
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Mustaine's Music Review #4
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[Mustaine/Influenza]
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Hey everyone. Long time, no..write articles. I'm away at college,
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so what I submit depends on what time I have available to me. Which,
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by the way, has been about nil. But here I am with a spare second, so
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here comes a quicky doodle music review, making this my fourth. And as
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always, if you don't like it, take it and shove it.
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Mustaine's Music Scale
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0) SuCKS!!!
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1) BiTeS!!!
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2) eWW!!!
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3) CRaP!!!
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4) BLaH, BLaH...
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5) NoT HaLF BaD, BuT CRaP..
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6) GeTTiN' THeRe!!!
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7) KeWL..SoRTa
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8) Yo! I CaN DiG THiS SH*T.
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9) Woo! PLaY SoMe MoRe...
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10) F*CKiNG iNCReDiBLe!!!
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Band #1 :
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Name : Crystal Waters
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Members : This isn't a conventional band, so I can only enter who
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contributed to the effort. David Sussman, Kenny Hicks,
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Basement Boys, Brian "G", Sean Spencer, Maurice Fulton,
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Gary Hudgins, the P-Funk Horn Section (Greg Boyer, Greg Thomas.
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Benny Cowan). There were several others, but I am focusing on
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a maxiCD, and I am only reviewing the one song. So if this ain't
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enough info wise...go buy the damn album and check it out.
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Album : 100% Pure Love
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Info. : Woah...like you can find this under the soul section in any well
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stocked Kemp Mill. Crystal Waters is a kickin' singer, and I
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learned a really nifty hip-hop routine to this one (100%...).
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It's definatly dance music! Anyways, I bought the maxiCD, cause
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I have like no money anymore...(300 dollars worth of required
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books for college at UMCP, first semester freshman!!) At any
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rate, this maxiCD has seven tracks, and I like most of em..
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Er...this is too long...onto the rating of the songs!
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1) Club Mix *9 (8:04) (100% Pure Love)
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2) Radio Mix *10 (3:06) (100% Pure Love)
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3) Gumbo Mix *8 (5:22) (100% Pure Love)
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4) Hump Mix *8 (5:33) (100% Pure Love)
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5) DJ EFX's Tribal Pump Mix *7 (6:41) (100% Pure Love)
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6) PG Tips Anthem Mix *9 (7:40) (100% Pure Love)
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7) Trance Vox *7 (6:40) (100% Pure Love)
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Woah, like Trance Vox is slightly acapella. On to the next
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band...
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Band #2 :
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Name : Tears for Fears
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Members : I have NO clue. The CD sleeve was lacking in member info.
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Here are the names *I* know..
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Orzabal, Smith, Bascombe, Holland, Stanley
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Album : Tears Roll Down (Greatest Hits 82-92)
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Info. : It's Tears for Fears and their greatest hits! Do you like
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Tears for Fears? Do you like Ah-ha? Well, if you like Tears
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for Fears, it's them at their finest in this album, and if you
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like Ah-ha...well they sounf like Tears for Fears too. This
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CD is filled with killer tracks by the masters of poppish sounding
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stuff. Buy it, or my dog will rape you. Here's the rated list..
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1) Sowing The Seeds Of Love *9
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2) Everybody Wants To Rule The World *10/11
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3) Woman In Chains *8
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4) Shout *10/11
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5) Head Over Heels *10
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6) Mad World *9
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7) Pale Shelter *8
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8) I Believe *9
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9) Laid So Low (Tears Roll Down) *9
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10) Mother's Talk *9
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11) Change *9
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12) Advice For The Young At Heart *9
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See all those 9's and 10's????/ THEY ROCK. So do the potential
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11 ones....provided you don't overplay them.
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Well guys, I have a dorm meeting to run to, and to tell ya the
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truth, I got home and had Voice Mail telling me a girl that was coming to
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visit(and I missed her cause I was on the phone...) so after the meeting
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I am gonna go kick myself...this may be one of the last few things you
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see from me for quite some time. (Like you care.) So here's my message
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to her...cause she's got internet, and I'm gonna leave her mail...
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Mandy...sorry to have missed you...I will make it up to ya. Still
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staying sober!!! Second day too. At any rate, if you ever read this,
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remind me when I'm talking to ya. Your the sweetest and kindest girl I
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have ever met in my life. Long live the summer camp crew of F'N'F.
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Call me. (09/01/94)
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What, you guys are still reading this???? HELLO! That last bit was
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NOT for the general public, so if you didn't understand it...good. Quick
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greets to Raven, Pornlo, the F'N'F Summer Crew...especially Mandy...and to
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my faithfull readers...the hate mail is getting WAY out of hand.
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For anyone wanting to leave me mail...GOOD ONLY...I'm at
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mustaine@wam.umd.edu for the next 4 years. Send it, or
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drop by! I LOOOOOOOOVE visitors. Especially visitors of the
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female gender. Later...peace.
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[ Editor's Note: "huhuhuhuh wam.. huhuh Wham.. huhuhuh George Michael.." ]
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- Mustaine
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