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[ Mind Warp - Volume #1, Issue #10, File #021 ]
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[ "The World's Suckiest Jobs" by Catwoman & Raven ]
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The World's Suckiest Jobs
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[Catwoman & Raven/MG]
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Yeah, we were bored last night, and tired and ooberstupid. It's at
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those times when we do our familial bonding (kinda strange, I know) and
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we start making up lists. Well, somehow Raven started talking about how
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sucky such and such a job is, and I of course had to try to outdo his
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thought. It went back & forth like that & we ended up with a
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compilation. Here's a portion of our conversation...
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Raven: Gawd, people who program device drivers really suck. ANY moron
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that would actually sit around and program a device driver has NO social
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life what-so-ever, kinda like you sis!
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Catwoman: :) (letting that one slide) But the worst hated is the girl in
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the department stores who goes around spraying perfume on people. I'd
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hate that job.
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Raven: No kidding. (starting to laugh) Gym teachers. (laughing some more)
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Catwoman: (joining the laughter) Say no more!... Oh I got it. The
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inspectors for Hanes underwear. Would you wanna admit to That??
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Raven: (almost shouting) Or the Fruit of the Loom guys wearing the fruit
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costumes!!
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Catwoman: hehehe The Village People. hehehehehehe
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Raven: huhuhuhuh (You can see by this point we've lost it cuz we're
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acting like Beavis & Butthead on crack) Engineers suck. huhuhuh
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Catwoman: (barely able to breathe from too much laughing) Toll booth
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attendants. (laughter, etc..the discussion continued to deteriorate.<g>)
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....
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Well, I'm not going to make you read the whole conversation...It's
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really never as funny as when you're there anyway. But here are some
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more of the suckiest jobs we could think of:
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-Encyclopedia Salesmen (love them doors in the face!)
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-Movie ushers (mmmm..nachos, and only half eaten!)
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-Radio shack employees (dork dork dork dork....)
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-Roadies for Vince Neil (oh yeah, we're rockin' now...)
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-People who organize Sci-Fi conventions (I'm not touching that one!)
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-Exterminators ('cept for the cool buzz they get from too many chemicals)
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-Actors on the acne product commercials (Hi, I'm Jenny & I use Clearasil!)
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-Community service workers who pick up trash on the side of the road. :)
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-Substitute teachers (you've gotta feel sorry for em!)
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-SysOps (of course!)
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There were more, but frankly, I can't remember them all, & I'm too tired
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to give a damn. Uh oh...maybe it's time for another list...<evil grin>
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~Catwoman
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