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[ Mind Warp - Volume #1, Issue #2, File #013 ]
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[ "Class Voting" by Raven & Catwoman ]
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Memorable Class Voting Questions
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[Raven/EoS, Catwoman]
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Ok, ya know those stupid voting ballot things that you fill out at
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the end of your senior year in High School? The things where you vote for
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categories such as: Class Clown, or Best Smile, or Most likely to Succeed,
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and other such pointless questions. Well, here is a list compiled by
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Catwoman and myself(Raven) of categories that SHOULD be on the ballots...
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1. Class druggie
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2. Class whore
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3. Most likely to drive around and ask small children if they would like
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some candy
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4. Class date-rapist
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5. Most likely to die by lethal injection
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6. Most likely to appear on "Psychic Friends Hotline" commercials
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7. Class drug dealer
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8. Most likely to have a sex change operation
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9. Most likely to spend another 3 years in High School
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10. Class drunk
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11. Most likely to follow in Adolf Hitler's footsteps
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12. Most likely to appear at a baseball stadium wearing a clown wig and
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holding up a sign that reads "John 38:3"
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13. Most flexible
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14. Most likely to appear on "Geraldo" for being abducted by aliens
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15. Class illiterate
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16. Most likely to be lost in the Bermuda Triangle without anyone noticing
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17. Most god-awfully annoying
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18. Most likely to live with their parents for the rest of their lives
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19. Most likely to knock up the class whore and have a "shotgun wedding"
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20. Class ditz
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21. Most likely to get into Harvard even though they only got a 200 on
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their SAT's because their rich "daddy" has connections
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22. Most likely to appear on the Rush Limbaugh show
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23. Most likely to become a Playboy centerfold model
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24. Most likely to base life on episodes of "90210"
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25. Most likely to write trashy romance novels for a living
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...and there you have it. Our list of some more meaningful voting
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categories.
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