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[ Mind Warp - Volume #0, Issue #5, File #005 ]
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[ "Technology..." by Raven ]
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Technology: The Man, The Myth, The Hacker
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[Raven/EoS]
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Some say that Technology is simply a legend, a myth; others say he's
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real; and still others say he's a schmuck; and most people just say 'huh?'.
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Whatever you happen to believe about him, this is the story of a day in the
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life of Technology: The Master Hacker, as told to me by my second cousin, who
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heard it from his roommate, who heard it from his girlfriend, who heard it
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from her sister-in-law, who heard it from her dry cleaner, who heard it from
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his nephew, who heard it from a talking iguana while dropping acid in Mexico.
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Technology, whose real name is unknown due to his eliteness, was a
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Korean-American teenager, who lived in New Orleans and was a member of the
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infamous computer hacking group 'The Side Effects.' Technology was the man;
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he could hack into anything. He DID hack into anything. He would go up to a
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payphone and punch in his c0deZ, and then callout. He didn't need a computer
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to connect to another modem, he would call it up, and connect to it by
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whistling into the phone. It's actually quite amazing to see a man at a pay-
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phone, whistling a modem connect tone. Tech could get up to 28.8k baud, and
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38.4k baud if he was faxing something. Sometimes, he would call up one of
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his favorite local BBSes, and whistle in the commands to download one of
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those naughty adult .GIF's. He could use the zmodem protocol, and translate
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everything in his head, and decompress the picture, and assemble it in his
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mind. You could tell when he was doing this, cuz he'd have this big smile on
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his face as he was whistling on the payphone.
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Well, one day while Tech was whistling to his favorite bbs, and
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scanning the message bases, he came upon a message that said that he was "a
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loser with way too much time on (his) hands..." This angered Tech a whole
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lot, so Tech decided he was going to "mess this kid up." Tech then got the
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kid's info (real name, phone number, address, credit card numbers, etc.).
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First, Tech called up his boyz in The Side Effects, and had the kid's phone
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line, electricity, water, and cable tv turned off at 12 o'clock that night.
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So, before the utilities were turned off, Tech called up some more of his
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boyz and got some 'X-tra special c0dez' and using these c0dez, Tech made the
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kid's toilets overflow, he made his Sony Discman eat up and melt his CD's, and
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then he made his toaster not leggo of his eggo. Finally, Tech had 2 truck
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loads of fertilizer delivered to the kid's driveway. And he did it all from
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the payphone across the street.
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Technology then went home after a long, hard days work, and laid down
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for bed. Tech was comforted by the fact that the kid would not be sleeping
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peacefully for a while.
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And that is the story of Technology the Master Hacker. The moral to
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this story is to never fuck with those who possess the 'c0deZ' unless yours
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are better.
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