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[ Mind Warp - Volume #0, Issue #4, File #004 ]
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[ "Music Review: #1" by Mustaine ]
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MuSTaiNe's MuSiC ReVieW #1
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[Mustaine/INFLUENZA]
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Well, by my watch it is now 06/16/94, and I figure I'd better start my
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first music review for Raven... so here we go. I put together a real dinky
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system to make all you people happy...I know you hate reading boring para-
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graphs that have absolutely no value whatsoever. So check out the little
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chart below, and read on for my music review. Enjoy, and remember, I never
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said any of this stuff was current. In fact, this one will be full of some
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old goodies.
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MuSTaiNe's MuSiC SCaLe
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0) SuCKS!!! ÞÞÞ Get the picture? ÞÞÞ
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1) BiTeS!!!
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2) eWW!!!
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3) CRaP!!!
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4) BLaH, BLaH...
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5) NoT HaLF BaD, BuT CRaP..
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6) GeTTiN' THeRe!!!
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7) KeWL..SoRTa
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8) Yo! I CaN DiG THiS SH*T.
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9) Woo! PLaY SoMe MoRe...
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10) F*CKiNG iNCReDiBLe!!!
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BaND #1 :
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Name : STaBBiNG WeSTWaRD
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Members : David Suycott (DRuMS,PeRCuSSioN)
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Jim Sellers (BaSS)
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Walter Flakus (KeYBoaRDS)
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Christopher Hall (VoCaLS, KeYBoaRDS)
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Stuart Zechman (GuiTaRS, BaSS)
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Album : uNGoD
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Info. : These guys are like an industrial / metal band that totally rip!
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I first heard them when Raven stuck a CD in my car, and loved em
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ever since. My favorite songs by them are : Control, Lies, and
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Violent Mood Swings. The rest of the CD is pretty awesome too.
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Anyways, this one gets a 10+, and if anyone had checked them out
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and disagrees...well, you suck monkey dick and if you are on AA,
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I will PERSONALLY kill your access. As far as metal industrial
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goes, this band is gonna rock in the future. They have that
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college grundge sound, with that cutting edge metal and keyboard
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jazz thrown in.
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BaND #2 :
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Name : PRoNG
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Members : Are you kidding? They suck SO bad that their names aren't even
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printed on the damn CD of their most recent release, Cleansing.
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Album : Duh....Like read above.
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Info. : CRAP! 0, 0, and MORE 0. These guys might have been kewl once,
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but I was never around for that. I heard their song, Snap Your
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Fingers, Snap your Neck, and I swear, it was like Pantera with
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a different name. The song was pretty neat, for death metal crap,
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but the whole tape sounds the same. It's not like Pantera or
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Selpultura(sp?) that occasionaly throw in a ballad here and there.
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IT's crap. The only songs on this album that one would possibly
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might want to listen to would be track's 3, and 5, those being
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Snap your fingers...and Broken Peace. Don't buy this tape. It
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sucks. I hate it. I could have spent 11 dollars on something
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much more interesting....like a dozen or so pop tarts.
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BaND #3 :
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Name : DReaM THeaTeR
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Members : James LaBrie (LeaD aND BaCKGRouND VoCaLS)
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Kevin Moore (KeYBoaRDS)
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John Myung (BaSS)
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John Pettrucci (GuiTaRS)
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Mike Portnoy (DRuMS aND PeRCuSSioN)
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Album : Images and Words
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Info : 10. Period. They rule. Techno Metal at it's finest. You have
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your hard core metal-techno stuff on tracks 1,3,5,6, and 8. The
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other tracks are awesome ballads. Hit songs include Pull Me Under,
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Take The Time, and Learning To Live. Buy their CD. I did.
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Well that's it for this zine. Next time I'll do another 3-4 bands. And
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if you bozos haven't figured it out yet...NO they're not all current releases.
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See ya next time.
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MuSTaiNe / iNFLueNZa iNC.
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