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Ü Ü Ü Mighty Issue #45
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Ü Ü Û Û Ü illicit "SLEEP"
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Û ß Û Û Û ÛÛ Liquid -By Malakai
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ß ß ß ß ß ß Kollections
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Ä Ä -ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Here I am at 4:30 putting my mental endurance to the test, when I've
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come to think, "Why should I need sleep?" Well, the answer is simple... but
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first we must discuss the sleeping habits of other people because this TFile
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is NOT supposed to be about me, WHY? Because I choose not to and this is my
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right as a citizen of the United States of Amerikaka. So there..
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I've always wondered why people get tired when they don't get 8 hours
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of sleep or are up for more than 14 hours at a time. Personally, I've gone a
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maximuim of 5 or 6 days without ANY sleep AT ALL. This was a test of both my
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mental and physical endurance, as I suddenly became more of a moron than I'll
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probably ever be. But anyway, there are a lot of different people out there in
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this big fucked up world we live in and a lot of them LIKE to sleep,
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personally, I think it's a big waste of time, SO WHAT if our body needs rest,
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it can fuck'n sleep when I'm reading or something, all I need is my HANDS to
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hold the book and my fingers to turn the pages, THAT'S IT.. nothing more,
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nothing less. Well, besides my eyes, but they don't count. Or what about when
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I'm listening to music? Ok. So that is rest. But then again, when you're
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resting, you certainly aren't doing much of anything else, which is kind s
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tupid, cuz you're sitting there sleeping and the world is going by and you
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don't give a damn cuz you're on Mr.Fluffy-ass-bed and you don't wanna get off
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it EVER.
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This leads me to another question.. Why do people like sleep? It may
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relive stress on yourself sometimes, BUT what about when you have to cram? Gee,
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sleep can be really fun then. You're up late reading about Polyuranthandic-
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fibers for chemistry and then Mr.Sleep comes on and beats the shit out of you
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with that sleepy sand shit and then you can't STUDY. Sleep is a plague, it's
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been around all throughout time and I don't like it ONE bit. I mean, if I fall
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asleep in the day, I feel bad cuz I did. Sure, when I'm sick I'll get an extra
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HOUR or TWO.. but I don't need a whole fragg'n day <though I'll take one off if
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it means missing a little school> to sleep and get better.
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And what happens when you sleep? DREAMS and/or nightmares... self-
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induced hallucinations! This goes to show that sleep is in fact an incurable
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disease. I've had some pretty fucked up dreams <but we'll save that for another
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T-File> and I've had the DUMBEST nightmares <same T-File, I'm sure> and why?
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All because I gave in to my physical needs and FELL ASLEEP. And what about all
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those hours in life you spend rolling around trying to achieve this sickening
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state? Like I wanna spend my nights rolling around whining queitly to myself
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cuz I can't get to sleep.
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You know, though, as much as I hate sleep, I can say one thing.. it's
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a very interesting thing to feel your mind just slowly slipping away as you
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stay up longer.. and longer.. and longer. And do you know what? IT'S BETTER
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THAT WAY! :) I mean, I can write a lot better when I am a 'mindless' moron
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then when I'm awake and alert.. mainly because I don't have access to my sub-
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conscious or however the fuck you wanna put it when I'm awake, not to mention
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that I'm more easily distracted when I can hear everything than when I can't
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hear a semi's horn as it's right in front of me about to turn me int' the
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world's most tired road kill. Drowsiness is the cheapest and BEST drug I have
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ever used. Then again, I've never used any drugs because I don't need them, I
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can just stay awake for 2 days and get the same effects.
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You know what's really fucked up? I know a few people who have this;
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They never remember thier dreams, but when they are real tired reality just
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starts to dwindle.. they begin to hallucinate. I don't know about this one,
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because I've never hallucinated because I was tired <much less hallucinated
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for any PHYSICAL reason- which includes drugs> I mean, people have had talks
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with thier stuffed animals.. sleep is just so damned strange! Which reminds me,
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I have the incredible urge to sleep right now, but you wanna know what? With
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my TOWER of IRON <ok, foam rubber> will I am staying awake just long enough
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to write this T-File.
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Ok, I'm am WAY the fuck off topic, but that's ok, I have an excuse, I
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can say I was tired. AND I AM.. so ha. But anyway, I've seen a lot of habits,
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each of them are kind of stupid because they all envolve sleep, but I guess
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that's why they are called 'sleeping habits', now isn't it? :) <BTW; I am
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tired, I wanna sleep>
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Type number one is the person who always has a tight sleeping schedule,
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for this person, sleep is pretty much a ritual, and they do it day in and day
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out and they are so oblivious to the fact it's quite monotinous that if you
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told them what they were doing they'd break down and cry because thier lives
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sucked because everything was the same as everything else and they'd become
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boring people and face it, no one wants to talk to someone who's boring, so
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don't tell these guys this cuz they'd go crazy and kill 20 people and then run
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off to Mexico or Cuba or some shit like that.
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Type number two is the person who sleeps for 8 hours a day, but at any
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given time. These people's control over thier own body are not great enough to
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where that if they get less than 8 hours they are tired and only semi-coherant.
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If you tell these people they are wimps, they would probably agree and say, but
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I need my sleep. At which point, I would then vomit into a large can and toss
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it ever so gently at the person who said this and prehaps do this more than
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once because they should have control enough to withstand this evil and vile
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thing that man calls sleep.
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Type number three is the person who sleeps when-ever they can because
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they are bored, depressed, whatdafuckever. These people are the people who
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make me wish I had a job. I mean, if I can stay up all day and all night being
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as bored as fuck <I never get depressed.. ok ONCE in a BLUE MOON> and not go
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to sleep for more than 4 hours, WHY CAN'T THEY? They sleep for a LONG time all
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day because they don't have anything better to do but waste thier hours away
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in thier beds because they don't have a job and they don't want to do anything
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and stop me now before I go crazy and stab all of these people with a rusty,
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blunt plastic spork.
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Type number four is like me, they sleep only when they feel they HAVE
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to. This is usually because your body collapses into a heap and says, "Sleep
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Mother Fucker or you're going to DIE" or just because it's 3 am and you need
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to get up at 6 am for Driver's Fuck'n ed or something. THESE people know how to
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control thier own bodies and can force themselves to stay up for lengths at a
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time. People usually call these people CRAZY or tell them that it's bad for
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them. The only side-effect I see is that it makes me a better person! SO HA!
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I usually sit there and say, "Well, it's worked for me" or some bull-shit like
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that. But anyway, I'm gonna shut up about these guys now, too.
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Ok, so that's how I think sleep is. Did you know that we waste a THIRD
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of our entire LIFE sleeping!? This IS LUDICRUOS! It makes me wanna HURL! I mean
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just think, if we took a half of that third and spent it doing something GOOD
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for someone, WE'D BE A GODDAMN BETTER PERSON! So that's what I am doing. I sleep
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only after I KNOW the day is done and I can't possibly shove any more shit into
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it. That's what I am urging you all to do! You must give up half your sleeping
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time so that you can benifeit society. If you don't do this, than you are pry
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not reading this because you are SLEEPING! SO WAKE UP.
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Any complaints/letter bombs/hate mail/etc.. can be sent to me online.
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This is Malakai.. going to.. NO! I CAN'T!... sleep... zzzz...
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