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Ü Ü Ü Mighty Issue #40
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Ü Ü Û Û Ü illicit "The [MiLK] Guide to Atari"
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Û ß Û Û Û ÛÛ Liquid -By Atari John
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ß ß ß ß ß ß Kollections
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Ä Ä -ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Hey guys, this is Atari John here, and boy do I have the issue for
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you! in this issue i will go through and rate all your favorite atari games
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by sexual potency! i hope you like it!
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Galaga - The pilot from Galaga has the longest penis of any Atari game
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available! And boy, does he know how to use it, too! There was
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this one night I was dreaming about being out in space shooting
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those nasty insect looking things and the pilot grabs me from
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behind in the ship and brings me into the back and we have long,
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hot, passionate sex until I woke up! The best dream i ever had!
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 10
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Rampage - I've always had this secret fantasy to fuck the monkey from
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rampage up the ass! I always wanted to take my little stubby
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penis and ram him good and hard! Sometimes i daydream that one
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day while I was playing i would be one of the little people running
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around and he'd pick me up and give me a blowjob!
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 9
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Pitfall - of COURSE the guy from pitfall is good in bed! I mean, anyone that
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can swing from vine to vine must have something going right! The
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only problem with Pitfall is he'll only have sex with you if you
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give him a money bag or a pile of gold
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 7
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Pac-Man - Pac-Man gives really good blowjobs! but otherwise he isn't that
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great. considering he doesn't have legs or a penis.
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 6
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Indiana Jones - Indiana Jones just isn't that great. he's too easy. All you
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have to do is find the stupid ankh and shovel and you've
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already got him undressing. there's no foreplay with him :(
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 4
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Space Invaders - no fun. the aliens don't have sex organs like we do.
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 1
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Ms. Pac-Man - Just like pac man, only difference is her lipstick gets all
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over your penis. if you like that stuff, i guess its a plus,
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but i like my penis nice and cleean
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 5
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Asteroids - the asteroids have no genetalia to play with. and all they do
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is bruise you all over.
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 2
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Burger Time - now this is a chef that knows how to cook his meat! This is
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also one of the most kinky atari characters, because he uses
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pepper in every sexual situation possible
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 7
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Kaboom - if you don't remember this was the game you used the paddles <!!>
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and had to catch all the bombs. it's pretty kinky too, but the
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only problem it's kinda dangerous to screw under these circumstances
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 4
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Atlantis - i only remember the name of this game so there were no horny men
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or women in it
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 2
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Riddle of the Sphinx - in this game guys in loin cloths run after you with
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rocks and big hard ons! definately a game for the
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masocists!
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 6
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Missle Command - there's no one to fuck in this game
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 0
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Combat - there's no one to fuck in this game either unless you count the
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pilots of the tanks and planes and boats and they don't count cuz
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they're too busy to play poochie
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 1
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Fishing - fish have always turned me on, and the guy in this game is just
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so cute! but watch out for that shark, he'll bite your kaka off!
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 6
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Boxing - what can i say, two guys beating on each other, what else makes for
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better foreplay? the only problem is the graphics weren't good enuff
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to arouse me in this game
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 3
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Adventure - this was the game where you were the knight and you had to find
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the flashing chalice! but to get it you had to kill dragons and
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stay away from the bat. well the dragons were horny and they
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all had HIV so you had to run away from them! it was a great
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game but i would have liked it better if at the end you got to
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fuck a princess or something
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 5
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Centipede - bugs aren't that arousing
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 2
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Dig Dug - this is a game where you go around BLOWING (up) the bad guys! what
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more can you ask for? i used to like to blow them until they were
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to explode, then let them gradually calm down, then blow them again!
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i hope someone does that to me when i grow up!
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 9
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Moon Patrol - its too bad you cant breathe outside your car otherwise i would
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have gotten it on with some moon chicks!
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 4
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Q-Bert - this guy's nose was just MADE for sticking your polish sausage into!
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and that snake guy can also make for some great butt slinging action!
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the little balls are much fun, but have YOU ever had sex on a little
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flying pad that is used to get to the top of the pyramid? it's a
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truely orgasmic experience!
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 8
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Jawbreaker - everything in this game is too tough. they all hurt too much
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to suck off. i dont like it
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 4
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Mouse Trap - it's too bad it wasn't Gerbil Trap, then it would have been
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a great game! but i guess mouses are cool too but i never
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tried one they never want to go up there maybe if i stuck a
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hunk of cheese up there
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 5
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Breakout! - the only good think about this game is the paddle makes for great
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spankings ohh hohhh whap ohh
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 3
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Night Racer - i dont think the title came from that you drive fast, i always
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pictured a brunette driving that car that could blow and drive
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at the same time or maybe id drive and she'd be in my lap
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i dunno i guess im not creative enough
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 6
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Tape Worm - or whatever this game was called, the one where you make the
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lines but if you touch your or the other line you die... there
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weren't any things with sex organs in this game so it sucked too
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but not literally
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 2
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Jungle Hunt - this guy was too active i think he was on steroids because no
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mortal man could do all that he did.. swing on vines swim and
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jump over boulders all without getting tired! well i know for
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a fact he was on sterroids because his penis was all striveled
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up!
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 3
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Hero - this guy wasn't really a hero in fact he was rather dissappointing
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 4
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Donkey Kong - this is the first time we got to meat mario, the little stocky
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italian guy. and you know what they say about italians... and
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you know what they say about stocky guys.. they always have
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big and thick ones! i learned this from an experienced woman
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who doesnt like that kind but I sure do! thick for me all the
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way! anyway, this also has donkey kong in it! and all monkeys
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are good in bed its a fact. Ive always dreamed of sucking
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mario off while donkey kong banged me from behind
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 10
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Popeye - spinich certainly hasn't helped popeye's penis size. but olive oil
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sure can twist herself into some great positions!
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 6
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Defender - too many aliens without big penises
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 4
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Frogger - i never liked toad cock and because of this id play the game just
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to get frogger smashed by a truck
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 2
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Pole Position - i think the name says it all! these guys really knew how
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to drive their sticks! they liked to accelerate their way
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to a screaming climax as the checkered flag was insereted up
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their rectums oh oh babie
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 9
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Zaxxon - i liked to rub my penis up against all the walls right before i hit
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them it was a fun game but i never was able to cum on one of them
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there just isn't enough time
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ÄÄÄÄÄ Atari John's Rating> 5
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well, that's about it for me this time! check in again when i write
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Atari John's guide to nintendo games! and also look out for atari john's
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guide to mortal kombat - every position possible! see ya!
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