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Û Û [MiLK] Û Û
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Û Û Mighty Issue #18 Û Û
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Û²²²²²²²²²Û illicit "Pete: Part ][" Û²²²²²²²²²Û
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As we left off, Pete was at Linda's house, enjoying a wonderful
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grilled cheese sandwiche as they were waiting for the lampreys to
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attack. Well that is now a bit behind us, as it is now month later.
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Pete and Linda have begun seeing each other on a regular basis (A
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Lamprey hunting couple can mean nothing but trouble...), and most of the
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time it involved Machetes and the rolling heads of diabolical, primitive
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fish.
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On the Lamprey end of things, the lesser Land Lamprey company
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leader who didn't kill Pete when He had a chance had since been
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beheaded, as had the 2-headed Venemous Lamprey. Its now a 1-headed
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Venemous Lamprey.
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In this chapter of the saga, we shall learn a bit more about
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the evil Lampre Plan, see a death dealing Lamprey Hunting couple at
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work, and learn the secret recipe for buttercakes. To this day I do not
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know how Linda learned the method from Peacefrog, as far as I kn
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ow they
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don't know each other...
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Pete 2: Tra-La-Lollipop
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Pete awoke to a cool breeze and carefully got out of bed, as to
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not disturb Linda, sleeping peacefully next to him. No, they didn't
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have sex, they just fell asleep together after a long day of lamprey
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bashing.
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"Uh oh," he though, "Forgot to call mom and tell her Im
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allright!. ARGH!!! She's probably worried sick!"
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He gave here a call, and sure enough she was going crazy
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wondering where he was.
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"Im safe and at Linda's mom" said Pete.
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"Hmm, I don't know about you spending so much time with that
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woman Pete.."
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"Mom, I'm not a little kid anymore!"
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"And spending the night, what would you father say?"
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"Mom! Listen, I'm grown up, I have my own life. I realize I
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that up until recently I didnt make the really clear, but its true. I'm
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sorry, but you're gonna have to accept it!"
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"Well, sweetie, remember that I'm always here for you" replied
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Pete's mom, and she hung up.
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When Pete returned from making the call, he found Linda up and
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about, cooking breakfast.
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"Buttercakes," she said. "You basically cook each pancake in its
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own personal puddle of butter tastes great..."
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"Ya know, sometimes I wonder if you're trying to give me
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cholesterol poisoning." Pete joked.
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"Hey, you work hard hon, you need a treat every now and then!"
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*************************************
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Pete and Linda were going out on another expidition that day, to
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try and locate the lamprey fortress where Pete was imprisoned last
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month. He really didn't have any idea where it was, considering how fast
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he ran, and the pressure he was under, but they figgured they might as
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well give it a shot.
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The two spent all day walking through the woods, semi-automatic
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shotguns at hand, on the lookout for their deadly foes. Finally near
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dusk, Pete noticed a peculiar rock in the ground. When he went to
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investigate it, it turned out to be a secret door. The fearless duo
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descended the hole underneath via a sturdy rope.
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Linda ignited her flashlight when she reached the bottom, and
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Pete soon did the same. The tunnel appeared to be of lamprey
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architecture, and was barely large enuff for them to crawl through, not
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a good position to be in the encounterd a patrol. Regardless, the two of
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them crept through, machete's at hand.
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As luck would have it, they were actually in an air-duct, but
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they did not know this. They crawled around it for around half an hour
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before the came to a grill. Pete peered through it, and saw a room
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with a table table filled with various classes of Lampreys. At one end
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he saw what looked like the biggest Mental Lamprey he had ever seen.
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This thing was at least 6 feet long and 6 inches wide.
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Pete figured that he could kill around 50 lampreys with his
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shotgun, but knew it would be futile, as it would bring the whole house
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down on him and Linda. Instead he decided to listen to what was going on
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down there. Linda crept up to listen as well.
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"... and as we have had so much succes with the Crystal Pepsi
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Program, General, we have come up with a new plan." said one of the
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Lampreys.
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"Excellent," said the large Mental Lamprey, "please go on
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commander"
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"Well sir, it is along the same lines. We plan to introduce
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another clear drink product, this time an alcoholic beverage. This
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product we shall call Zima, and best of all, it shall taste good
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to humans!"
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"Muahahahahahah! I like it!" thundered the Mental Lamprey.
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"Oh shit," thought Pete, "this sounds bad indeed. Perhaps if
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we finish them all off now, the plan will not get out"
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"Linda," Pete wispered, "On my mark, open fire and kill as many
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of those buggers as you can. Its gonna be a bitch to get out, but we
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must try to save humanity!"
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"Sounds good to me"
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"One. Two. Three. FIRE!"
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The two hunters let loose a deadly volley of shotgun pellets,
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ripping the amasses Lampreys to shred, sending blood and guts everywhere.
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However they had time to sound the alarm.
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Pete and Linda began to flee down the tunnel, scrambling to reach
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the vent to the surface, and safety.
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Will the heroic Duo make it out alive? Are there anymore recipes to
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come? What's up with Pete's mom anyways? Stay tuned for more Lamprey
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Hunting madness.
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ[MiLK] InformationÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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[MiLK] Sights - WHQ - Barney's Pleasure Palace! (708)965-3098
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DiSt- The Lunatic Phringe (708)232-0565
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Entropy (708)205-0935
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Mech World (708)757-0116
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[MiLK] Member Listing - James Hetfield
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Nyarlathotep
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Epic
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Plaid Wilderbeast
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Mendeleev
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Medicine Man
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Black Justice
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[MiLK] Issue Number - 18
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[MiLK] Issue Size - 6948 Bytes
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[MiLK] Date of Production: 3/12/93
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