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MACROEZ off DISTRUKSION
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-==-=-==--==--==-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=--==-=-=-=-=-=-=-==--==-=
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**PRESIDEN T OF THE ORGANIZEZASION:**
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**AMADEUS**
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Issue nombar 4!!!
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WOW I CAMT BELEIVE ITS ***$*$4**** alredy1!!heeh
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VISE PRECEDENT!:
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BlACk ACiD
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OTHER VISE PRECEDENT EHEHEHEHEHEEH
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the emperer of flame
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SECOND UNIT JUNIAR APRENTISE AUXILYARY VISE PRECEDENT:
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baseHead
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JUNIAR TREASURAR
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BULLwinkle!!
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SECRITARY OFF DEVELEPMENT
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Intigratar!!
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CHEIF OF MUNISIPLE ACOUNTINg REDESCRIPSIONS
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Captain ZERO!!!!!!!!
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-==--==---=-=-==--==--= MACROEZ off DISTRUKSION HAS SUM CHAINJIS!!!!!
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look macroez off distruksion is undar some majir changis
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so we all just need 2 bare w/ it 4 a wile!!!!!!!!! 4 1 we have a NEW VICE
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PRECIDENT!! since BLACK PLASMA was bustid by the fedds we neded 2 find
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some1 moar REALIEABLE!!!!!!!! so we welcome our new vice precident
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BLACK ACiD!!!!!!
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for 2 the membarship prise uas gone up to 225$ to ofset the costs off
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finding our new vice precednet! alo all curent membars must pay $$$$$ 25
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to upgrade!!!!!
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and finaly for 3 ehehehehheheh we have a NEW TITAL !!! SCREAN
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u alredy hjave probley notised it its cool i likle it do u
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if u like it emai lme on my board THE DARK CORNAR or on any othar
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bbs i m on!!!!
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STOR-E SEXTION EHEHEHEH
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hear in this stor-e section we have -=-=-=-= 2 =-=-=-==
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STORYS!! first off al we have an ALL-lNEW STOR-E that wil lstart now and
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continU up thrU issU ######## 8!!!!1 here is part 1
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up in ther bilding pepal were talking "lok whats that" --=- what may u ask
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were they refering 2 weel it so hapens they spyed a U F O in the sky!! that
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stands 4 "unidentifyed faling obgect if u dont no)
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"wel what is it????????? 1 person ased
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"i dont no" another sed to witch anothar replyed "maybe it's ALIENS!!
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ad that was xactly what it WASSS!!!! ALIANS INVADED EaRTH!!!
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2 b continued
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ANAR/<Y SEXTION by Black ACiD
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wel BLACK PLASSMA use to do this sextion but he was BUSTED as aved readars of
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MACROEZ of DISTRUKSION wil no
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so now Black ACiD wil do the anar/<y sextion but he is not hear rite now so
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u will have 2 wait til neXT issU
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USAR ALERT
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THIS IS AN ALART on
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the usar : DARK SHALE
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it so hapens DARK SHALE caled the FEDS!! on 2 bbs's in the aria
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if u r a SISOP and DARK SHALE is on u're bbs (or not hehehehe then DELEAT
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him and BLacK LisT him if u cna
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if not just lok out 4 DARK SHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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USAR OF THE ISS-U AWARD
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our USAR OIF THE ISS-U IS AMIDEIs thats rite our PRECEDENT of this very
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newsletar !! a big hand to AMEDEIS!!@!
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MACROEZ TIPS
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writan by the emperer of flame
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alrite start w/ this issU every issU will hjave a tip on MAKEING MACROEZ
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this issU's tip is this: if u r in theDRAW u can press F-7 & then
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seletc "SAVE" to save u're ASNI or ASKI or whatevar
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if u r not useing the DRAW u r a losar
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ALrIght NOW WERE giong 2 introduse something ENTIARLY KNEW!!!! ITS ------
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BASEHEAD`S COLEMN!!!!!!! -=-=-=-=
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OK thsi is my kolem it w1ll b monthlee & wil cuntan inf0 lik
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1) PARSONAL NOTEZ abut me & my frienz eheheheh
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2) H0W 2 GET WAREZ
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4. BOMBZ & /\N/\ARCHY IN GENRAL
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0k 1st a PARSONAL NOTE abut me wel rederz eheheheh i hav fond /\ grilfrend yea
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thet`s rite se she kalled /\/\y bbs THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG 1 dy & i brok ento
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chat & sad "HAY R U RELY A GURL" & she sad "YEAH & I RELY LIKE GUYZ WITH WAREZ"
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& i sid "WELL THAT SOUNDS LIK ME!!!!!" s 0 we hoked up & man i herd a rumar
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thta she liks POWARFUL KILLAR f0ll0w M.o.D. mambar & frend uv mine wel it'Z
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NOT true!!! man we are 2 gether 4 ever
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so y0 U R probeby sayin "MAN WHUT DOEZ THS HAF 2 D0 WITH MACROEZ?" wel man ti
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inspared my KNEW MACRO her it iz
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/c:-=-=-=-=-= <20><><EFBFBD>0H<30><48><EFBFBD> =-=-=-=-=-=-
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/c:I LUV SNUGLE BUNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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picshur it man wit lotz of colorz eheheheheh
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man but lok jst Bcuz i hav a ledy dos not MEAN that i d0n't like WAREZ AND
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/\N@RCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! s0 b 4 i sigN of her iz a gnu BOMB RECIPAY
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1. geT sum coka-kol/\
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3) geT sum chlorin like u kn0w the stuf in poolz
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C. WATH ET G0 B00M
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eheheheheheheheh man tat`s et laterz y0
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its our >>>>>>>>>MAKROE<<<<<<<<< OF THE MONHT!!!!!!!!
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/
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\* // ===\ *^ *^ =====\ ( ! [ / $ \
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\*/ / | *^ *^ # ( ;; ! [; \ '; $ \
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\-----------------------------| \==========
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exsalent macoe it has won 2 issUs in a ROE!! it is now are RECARD WINNAR!
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wil the makor of this macroe pleace step foarth!! we'd leik 2 congradiel8 u!
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LETTAR OF THE ISSU hear it ss this lettar ws sent 2 us by Phil Horman.
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Dear Amadeus:
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This past year has been of the most stimulating kind, a quasi-Descartian
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infusion of administrative accountabilities, with their own respectively
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manipulative acquisitions, and naturally the visionary enthusiasm which are by
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all means begetted during the normal course of our Wittgensteinian existance.
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If this be the pium desiderium by which we are ennobled, then certainly an
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abrogation shall never materialize which would end our propadeutically benign
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schedules. And, just as in previous years, our big, furry eyebrows serve
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their presuppositional determination to do their little ol' Anaxamanderian
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duties!
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With hope for the future,
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Phil Horman
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wel THANKS PHIL 4 that enlitening peace of info we wil tresar it 4evar &
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it wil be in the ANALs of MACROEZ of DISTRUKSION until are seksesars take
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ovar the publickasion!!!!!!!
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AND JUST WIN U THOUGTH it was SAIF 2 say "AMCROEZ OF DISTRUKSION IS OVAR" its
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THE MACROEZ OF DISTRUKSION BB REVUE!!!!!! hear we wil rate man-E BBs's on
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a veriaty of factars!!! & we will give EECH BBS a RAIDING to hepl U deside
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WITCH BBS's 2 CAL!!!! we wil rate EAC BBS a numbar from 0 to 1000!!!!!
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Hear's the 1st B B S!!!!
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The Elektranick Conectsion ## 411-0165
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Sisop: The Mastar
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the electranik conecttion fetars man-E idifarant things U can do
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leik it has u kno gam'z & shit it has TRAIDWARZ REGISTARED!!! man & it has
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some kewl subz leik 'mega death fan usb" & shit
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unfoartinatly to the bored's disscreadit their r not man-e warez
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witch is y this bbs doesnt get a perfict 1000 but stil i recomennd this bbs
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if u r looking 4 sum kelw gmes and subs
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RAIDING!!!!!!: 882.6
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another 1 9man i rely leik doing ths ehehheheheh)
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The Dark Cornar ## 104-1079
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Sysopp: Amadeis thats rite are very own precedint
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now THIS is 1 kewl bbs man it has like all sorst of shit
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man if U r looking 4 WAREZ thsi bbs is the -=-=-=- =1-=-= placse i
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recomand u go! man u can find WAREZ & ANARKY EVERYWRAR hear------and thier
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are many kelw and orijenal mesag e subs2 like a musci sub and a sub 4
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compotar gams and a movy sub
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in n e cace THE DARK CORNAR is 1 GRATE BBS!! it is o a net 2
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"Wareznet intarnacional" so if u rely want ALL THE NEWIST WAREZ cll ehar!!
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RAtEING: 1000 a perfcet SCORE!!! congradileacions go out 2 AMADIES
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and his AWSOME bBs!!!!
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hears the last 1 4 this isue
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The Lsat Spel ## 555-1532
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Syspo: Relpicatrae
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man look if u r lookign 4 a BADBBS this i it!!!1 i loged on & said
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2 the sisp "hey now wera r u're warez" and all he hda 2 say ws"look if U R
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looking 4 a plse 2 get warez this is NOTTT it!! no allu can do hear is psto"
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so i said"fine ill post" --can u beleive that no warez no anarky no GAMEZ evan
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just pstos but thast NOOT THE WORTS PARt111111
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leik i hti * u no what u usaly hit 2 se subs --&their r NO good ubss
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i meen their r NO subsz for metalicka eva no comp gamez sub no warez NOT EVEN
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A DAM SEX SIUB can u beleiv it i sure couldn''t
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n e way ehehehe) all their we're we're leik politicks & boaring shit
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so i said 'man look can u make a perl jmam sub" & u no wat the sispo said wel
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u can prolly guecs he gave me lot a shit bout "THIs aidnt the apcle 4 that'
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so i said "shit yo their aintevhno warez' and i hit /P anbiout as fast as u
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can imgine and we this BBS JUST PLANE SUX!!!11111
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RAITEING: 0 thats riet a FAT 0 not evan a 1 man this bbs is one
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fucked up bbs no warez no gaems
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*************THE PRecIdENt'S cornR
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bought 2 u by AMADEUS are PRECDIENT and USAR OF THE MONHT!!!
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ok hear i was igong 2 talk about MAKEING NUE MACROEZZ &&&& how slick this
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oarganizeasion is but man i just herd the DOGERS got KICKED by seatal. man
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THE MARRINARS are SARRY as i dont no what so i m asking u fans of the dogers
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out their 2 donait $$$$ 1,000-5,00 to finanse a fund-razor 2 hepl the DOGERS
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al we can!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 have the monE will go 2 ME 2 benefit the
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efort 2 hepl the dogers & the othar hafl wil go STRAIT 2 the dogars themslefs!
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OK i no that U r saying so how do i giv e him the money. well so all u do
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is FIND US on a BBS and then EMAIL us about it. Then ASK su how tio do it
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& then well TELL u about it and U BETTAR GET THIS DOWN B-CAUS I'M NOT GOING
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OVAR IT AGEIN!!! I'M FUKIN SIKC OF U GOD DAMED BASTARD S NOT REMENBERING
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THIS SIMPLE ASS SHIT SO DON'T ANNYO THE FUK OUT OF ME U SHITHEAD!!!!!]
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O & lisan email me w/ u're redit card ###################### & i wil get u're
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contrebucion giong even b4 yestarday ehehehehehehehe
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eheheheheheheheh so man hear r my finel cloasing words
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"When al hoap is givin up, dont loose u're fathe in u'reself!"
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wel thats it 4 now their's all tbhe bsb info u wil nead if u want ane more
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info just e-maile me
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i wil go no ehehehheheheheheheh
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-=-==-=-=-=-=- MACROEZ of fDISTRUKSION=-=-
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/s ehehehhe
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Call the MACROEZ of DISTRUKSION Prime Distributor:
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The Dark Cornar 410-889-2729
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Call the MACROEZ of DISTRUKSION Secondary Distributors:
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The Cellular Butt Plug 410-426-7737
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