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Well here it is people, PART TWO of the Classroom/Skool
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Anarchy Volumes! If you ever get a chance to try some of these
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evil tasks... tell us how they worked! Muuuahaha... Well here
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it goes..
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Every school you will ever go to has at least one completely
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annoying loser that you would just love to harass. Compiled here
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is a collection of dirty tricks to play on just such people.
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If you have a Phys Ed/Gym class, go to someones locker and
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break open one of those el cheapo ball point pens, making sure that
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you don't get any ink on yerself. Now, carefully apply the thick,
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dark ink to the numbers on the dudes locker dial. Don't forget to
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smear a good portion on the actuall knob also. When he gets back
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it'll be next to impossible to dial the right combination since he
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can't even see the numbers!
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If you sit right in back of someone you really hate, heres a
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nice little trick that can result in loads of pain to the victim.
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Take a nice rubberband, preferably the thin ones, and start
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twisting it for about 75 or so twists or until little knots start
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to form in the rubberband (if you do a "double helix" kind of twist
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the trick won't work). Now, stretch the twisted rubberband taught
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and place it on the dudes hair and let go! Instant hair tangler.
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In computer class it's always fun to set up the unoccupied
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computers to start beeping hyterically at a certain time. Write
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a (Basic) program something like this:
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10 FOR x = 1 TO 50000
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20 NEXT x
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30 FOR y = 1 TO 10
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40 PRINT chr$(7)
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50 FOR w = 1 to 100
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60 NEXT w
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70 NEXT y
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80 END
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Do this to a few of the machines and run them simultaneously. In
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a few minutes the machines will be beeping like mad and drive the
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teacher up the wall. It's really fun doing it to a substitute
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teacher who doesn't know shit about computers and has to turn off
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the power supply, thus ruining *everybody's* programs!
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Another great computer trick to play if yer schools 'puters don't
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have any disk drives or any form of backup, is to disable the break
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keys (or sequence thereof) and wait til some dork types in a long
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program with an infinite loop and runs it! heheh
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If your schools library has an electronic theft protection
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machine, there's bound to be little metallic strips buried deep in
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the pages of most of the books. Try to find those little strips
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by opening a book and spreading the pages apart (this takes some
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time and patience). Put the little strips in some idiot's backpack
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along with a few bullets. When he walks through the electronic
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gate watch out! He'll most likely have to empty out his backpack,
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and when they find those bullets on him...heheh, expulsion city for
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the dork (at least in the LAUSD it is).
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Ya know how some people like to slide down those rails in the
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center of stairways? The obvious thing to do here is to cut loose
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with a big glob of spit, heavy on the mucus, right on the rail!
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If not that, take one of those "paint" pens and draw a thick line
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right down the rail. When the idiot goes to slide down it...well,
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you know the rest. An ever better this to do it, super glue a small
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nail upward on the railing...*OUCH*!!
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If you really are sick of a class, just take some gum and
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stick it in the locks to the doors of that class. Guaranteed to
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prevent the entree of the teacher or anyone else until the janitor
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can remove it! Also ToothPicks Work just the same, if not better.
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If you have typing or computer class, it's always fun to sit
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in the back and pick yer nose and leave the residue on the
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keyboard. Same goes for doorknobs, locker dials, light switches
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hand rails, etc...
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Anyway, hope you enjoy these wonderfully entertaining trick
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to play on yer friends (and enemies). Laterz.
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-Silentium Mortem
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