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#windows95!#$!@
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The scene starts as I collide off about 8 or so ops and hax wit da
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eliteo splitz. - wooperz
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*** Logging to irc.log is now ON
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<psionik> Iheard something like $50 bucks...
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*** Mode change "-i" on channel #Windows95 by wewperz
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*** Mode change "+m" on channel #Windows95 by wewperz
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*** wewperz is now known as WoopZ
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*** Mode change "+o Vibes" on channel #Windows95 by mimir.ifi.uio.no
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*** Mode change "-o Vibes" on channel #Windows95 by h0h0h0
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[K-rad script gets them wannabe op hackers every time]
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<WoopZ> Nobody gets to talk till you all admit Windows sux
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[Always have a good reason for taking a chan over]
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<WoopZ> unix is the path to heaven
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*** Mode change "-m" on channel #Windows95 by WoopZ
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<WoopZ> LETS TALK ABOUT WHY MICROSOFT FUXN SUX
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[preach on brutha..]
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<SeaMutt> Somebody op me please...
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[If you didn't know, bots without ops like to have a nag phrase
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for the channel they are in, until they get opped. This is
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just one more reason bots suck.]
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<Shady> i guess no one has played with 468 then...
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<WoopZ> Unix is the only worthwhile 32 bit OS
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<WoopZ> u know it
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<Jawz> oh shit. takeovers. BASTARDS.
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[Jealous cuz he can't do it]
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<WoopZ> come on
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<WoopZ> admit it
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<ZorlaK> somebody op me please...
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<SeaMutt> Somebody op me please...
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[Oh yeah, TWO bots begging for ops]
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<WoopZ> Microsoft is brainwashing you
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<Spankster> DEFENSE!!!
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<WoopZ> they are
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<Shady> win95 rocks
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<WoopZ> They cant code worth shit
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<WoopZ> and u kno it
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<tmservo> win95 is phenom
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<ZorlaK> somebody op me please...
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<SeaMutt> Somebody op me please...
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<ZorlaK> somebody op me please...
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[Tell me this isn't annoying. The person(s) who own these bots
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are probably not even at their computer, while the rest of
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the channel suffers]
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<Spankster> time to hack ops
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[Or try]
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<camel> It is now Tue May 16 00:05:05 1995 EST.
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<SeaMutt> Somebody op me please...
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<WoopZ> and I will kix anyone that sez differently
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<Eye_> woopz: get ready..
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<tmservo> Ok, who can hack the ops..
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<Shady> i could not stand windows until I saw one of the test releases..
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<Jawz> w00pZ : hey, unix is fine for what its good for. trouble is, WHATS
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UNIX? 45 different incompatible OS's!
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[Brainwashed by Microsloth]
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<WoopZ> WHO HERE RUNZ WIN 95
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*** gmaster has left channel #windows95
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<SeaMutt> Somebody op me please...
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<ZorlaK> somebody op me please...
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<Jawz> I do.
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*** WoopZ is now known as {wooP}
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*** SeaMutt has been kicked off channel #windows95 by {wooP} (n0)
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<tmservo> I do.
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<fourqts> 95
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<ZorlaK> somebody op me please...
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*** ZorlaK has been kicked off channel #windows95 by {wooP} (n0)
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<{wooP}> nobody getz opz
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<Shady> i run w95
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<Spankster> zorlak: shut up!
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<SeaMutt> Somebody op me please...
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*** You have been killed by operator remus thumper.wjp.net!remus
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(no bots allow!)
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OOOOPS. DEY KYLLED ME. O NO. NOW LETS HARASS EM. -wooperz
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<Eye_> woo: goo away fucker..
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<WooPerz> u cry to da opz eh
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<WooPerz> I see h0w it iZ
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<_Minder_> fuck you pal... keep it up and I will have you klined lamer !
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[He haz heard of us!@! And it worked! This was K-Lined!@@!@#]
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<_Minder_> shock@bullshit.address.here.edu
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<Jawz> vibes: yeah.
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<Jawz> vibes: you can't ftp?
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<WooPerz> o no
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[Notice the phear in WooPerz]
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<Eye_> woo: you wanna play somore?
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*** _Minder_ is jmaytum@earth.orbital.net (jmaytum)
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<WooPerz> kline me wherever
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<Vibes> Jawz: Yeah, I can - but the link died on me each time I tried.
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<WooPerz> I will still be able to get 0n
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<WooPerz> eye phear minder
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<Eye_> woo: you are c00l...
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[They start to realize...]
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<Jawz> minder; No, shock@*.here.edu !
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<_Minder_> WooPerz: no you won't you lame fuck...
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<BRIG> WooPerz: "h0w it iZ" What a fucking dumbass you are
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<WooPerz> MINDER IZ ELITE
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<WooPerz> HE RUNZ WINDOWZ
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<QSilver> I want to be WooPlamer
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[The kids wanna be like WooPerz now]
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<_Minder_> Jawz: I know ;)
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<WooPerz> o no
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<WooPerz> not that
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<Superfly> ss: any special hardware for that? or is it just all software
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set up? pardon the numerous q's.
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<WooPerz> anything but that
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<tmservo> this is fraggin' hilarious.. it's like a poorly orchestrated
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drunken streetfight on IRC..
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* Spankster proclaims, "I Love Windows 95!"
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[Delusions of Intelligence]
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*** AD has left channel #windows95
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*** _Minder_ is now known as Minder2
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<WooPerz> n0000 d00nt kLinE me!
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<WooPerz> eye b0w d0wn to the eliTe0 mInder
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<Minder2> WooPerz: you wanna die now ? ok ;)
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<Superfly> woo: i know you....
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<WooPerz> 0k
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<WooPerz> kYll M3
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<S_Slayer> superfly yeah it's pretty much like setting up trumpet winsock...works
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great you can use the 32 bit Netscape/Mosaic no problem
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<BRIG> WooPerz: How old are you dumb fuck?
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[Lets try to bash him cuz i think he is a 13 year old!@$!$
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(bah)]
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<prae> You really wanna K: line at neosoft next, you bag of shit?
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<Minder2> WooPerz is 3133t
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<WooPerz> eYe tuRn 12 nExt WeEk
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<Superfly> ss: damn, ugh, it eludes me, but im sure ill get the hang of it.
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<Jawz> vibes: try my ftp://stealth.factoryx.com/winsocks/crmlntb3.exe (or was
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it zip?)
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*** Eye_ requested your version.
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[He will haxor you now!]
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<S_Slayer> did all the lamers from the #warez channels migrate here or
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something?
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[No, warez chimps can't do takeovers right]
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*** Eye_ is chris@chiba.netxn.com (Bonzai!)
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<prae> wooperz: we can tell
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<tmservo> I think so.
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<WooPerz> sure u kan
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<BRIG> WooPerz: That would explain why you talk like a punk kid dumb fuck
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[He can't read 31337 speak!@#!]
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<WooPerz> u run windows
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<WooPerz> that sh0ws intelligence
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<Jawz> fucking punks. shesh.
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<Minder2> WooPerz: go play elsewhere lamer
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<Superfly> ss: i think shock is a #phreak d0oD
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<WooPerz> n0pe
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<prae> wooperz: uhhh, no, I run three unix machines. next stupid,
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over-generalized statement, please?
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<WooPerz> guess agaIn
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<tmservo> hey hey, let's watch the language.. it's hard on this poor
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adolescent..
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<Vibes> jawz: thanks man
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<WooPerz> prae: very pr0ud of u
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<QSilver> someone get ops and kill this lamer.
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[Since I can't do it myself]
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<Minder2> fubar.sccsi.com awful lot of ppl connecting
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<root> ... look !! windows weenies !!! and other " Winpy OS " advocates !!
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<WooPerz> n0
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<BRIG> WooPerz: Hey you little shit fuck, is you "O" key broken?
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[Hm...can't bash him for legit reasons. ^and is your "R"
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key broken?]
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<WooPerz> d0nt kill me
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<prae> guys, I can't really arbitrarily /kill him
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[That is why he STILL has our chan!$!]
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<WooPerz> big eliteo windowz haxors
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*** prae is prae@eris.eleet.org (Nick Leyendecker) [Hi Nick!]
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*** prae has a GOD Complex! (is an IrcOp)
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<Minder2> prae: user request kill wooperz ;)
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[Cry to the IrcOps please!@#$! I want it to be like daddy's AOL
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chat rooms!@!]
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<Jawz> oh great. its the SCCSI scuzzies again.
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<prae> hehehe
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<prae> finger: connect: Connection refused
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<prae> [fubar.sccsi.com]
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<Minder2> prae: sure ya can ;) user requested :)
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<prae> Someone certainly fucking sucks
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<WooPerz> wh0 kylled me b4
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<WooPerz> that was elite0
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<fourqts> someone hack irc and lose woowenie
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*** IceWeasel requested your version.
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[Another haxor in #windows95!!]
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<prae> WooPerz: the guys who runs primenet.com, he just loves moronic
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12 year olds
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[That is why he sleeps with me, the mighty prae!@#$! - IrcOps
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insulting him now]
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<WooPerz> I havent g0tten /killed in a while n0w
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* prae ponders this
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<Jawz> well, later dudes. the drool is getting on my screen watching
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you juvies...
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<WooPerz> sure he duz
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<Minder2> later Jawz
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<QSilver> later jawz
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<WooPerz> there are t0ns of servers
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*** Signoff: Jawz (GET A FUCKING LIFE, TAKEOVER LAMERS!)
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[Cry one last time and run!]
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<QSilver> mm mmm
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<WooPerz> he kan klin3 me
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[Only we can TRULY k-line you!@#$!@# Our k-LinEs last forever!]
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<QSilver> SimTower is fun
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<WooPerz> simt0wer
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<WooPerz> now we are 0n t0 warez
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<WooPerz> 0 weLL. I'Ll c0me baCk l8r t0 take0ver again
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[cuz these guys are no fun]
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<QSilver> dude are you elite or what..
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[He is elite, you are 'or what'!!]
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<WooPerz> bye bye
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*** WooPerz has left channel #windows95
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