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Date: Sat, 21 Jan 1995 04:18:04 -0600
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From: Malik Al-Rashim <dfox@fc.net>
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Message-Id: <199501211018.EAA25573@freeside.fc.net>
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To: mikecap@wpi.edu
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Subject: JAUC-File9
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Status: O
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REVIEW OF SLIPKNOT 1.0
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By Scott Davis, Editor (dfox@fc.net)
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SLIPKNOT 1.00 By Peter Brooks.
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Tested version 1.00 on a Dell 466/XPS
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16 meg of RAM, Windows for Workgroups
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#9 GXE 64 Pro video card (2 Meg Vram)
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Boca 28.8 Vfast external modem
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On December 23, 1994, I contacted Felix Kramer (felix@panix.com) to let
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him know that I would be happy to run his article/promotion for the
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software called 'SlipKnot'. At that time, he asked me to ftp the
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software and test it out, and follow up with a review of the software
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in this issue of the magazine. So, here it is...
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The software was designed by Peter Brooks. SlipKnot is a graphical
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World-Wide-Web browser for PC users running Windows 3.1+ or a higher level
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of Windows. It is designed for modem users with ordinary dial-up UNIX
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shell accounts. It does NOT require SLIP or PPP or TCP/IP services in any
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form (no TIA or remosock, etc. if you are familiar with these products).
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The system requirements are Windows 3.1, Windows for Workgroups or
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higher, running in 386 Enhanced Mode (SlipKnot cannot be used on 286
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processors). Not yet tested with Windows NT. You must have at least
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4 MB of memory, recommended 8MB. We have noticed memory deficiency
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errors at 4 MB. Also, at least 2 MB of available hard disk space is
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required. SlipKnot itself takes approx. 1.5 MB. When working, SlipKnot's
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job will be to download documents for you from the Internet, and these
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may require plenty of hard disk space. Mouse or other pointing device
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required (cannot control SlipKnot via only the keyboard).
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Your UNIX system must have either the program "lynx" (version 2.2 or
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later) or the program "www" available. If in doubt, log in to your
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host, and try to execute either of these programs. You will then know
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immediately whether they are available. To find the version of lynx on
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your UNIX host, execute the UNIX command: "lynx -version".
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Your UNIX host must have a program to send files to you via either the
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Xmodem or Ymodem protocol. The actual name of the programs that perform
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these file transfers changes from system to system, but try the commands
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"sx" (for XModem) or "sb" (for YModem). If these fail, ask your system
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administrator or some other knowledgeable person. Likewise, you will
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need to know the name of the UNIX program that will receive files from
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your PC using Xmodem or Ymodem. Your UNIX system must be able to display
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individual file sizes using the "ls -l filename" command. If "ls" has
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been renamed or works differently from normal, SlipKnot will fail.
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SlipKnot was created because, at that time, there was no other alternative
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to accessing the World Wide Web graphically if you did not have SLIP or
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PPP or TCP/IP access. Having analyzed Mosaic and some of its competitors,
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I concluded that all of these browsers were designed for people with very
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rapid communications channels into the Internet, not modem users. Even if
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you have SLIP access, most of these browsers do not allow you to save
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entire documents (with the included pictures), forcing you to retrieve the
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documents again whenever you wish to take a full look at them. It takes a
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while to retrieve any document by modem with any browser, and you shouldn't
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have to do this more than once.
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Now the good stuff:
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First of all, Slipknot is a fantastic idea. To be able to use the World
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Wide Web and only requiring the end user to maintain a normal account
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on his/her provider is great. This allows the user to have Web access
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without paying those occasionally high rates for a SLIP or PPP connection.
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I ftp'd the Slipknot software and installed it. I was very happy that
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it installed without any problems.
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Configuring the software was fairly painless. The biggest part was
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taking the time to edit the login script for my service provider...
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and that step is not even necessary since Slipknot allows you to
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conduct manual logins of you so choose.
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I was finally ready to dial out. Everything was working like a champ until
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about 10 minutes into my session when my entire system locked up. I had
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to do a complete shutdown and start over. No big deal, I thought.
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I attempted again, as the 10 minutes that I did use it was a great
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experience. I had never seen an application that could do WWW over a
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normal user account. It connected perfectly and was working fine for
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another few minutes...then it locked up again. I began to worry.
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I noticed that both times it locked up I was accessing the Federal Bureau
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Of Investigation home page (FBI). Maybe Slipknot was not compatible with
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sites who promote the Clipper chip...Hahahaha. Not the case, unfortunately.
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During the course of the day, it locked up at random. I tested my
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computer hardware to see what the issue might be. There was no hardware
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problem. My computer has never locked up on my under any circumstances
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before.
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I am not going to give this software a bad review because it locked up
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on my system. I polled some users on the Internet regarding their
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experiences with the software and here's what some of them said;
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SLIPKNOT version 1.0 really works without a SLIP/PPP acct. In my case it
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installed quite easily, with minimum tweaking (certainly less than to
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install TIA). It opened the WWW to me. Next versions, should have FORMS
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support. That is a must and is urgently needed, because many WWW pages
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contain forms. Other than that, SLIPKNOT is highly recommended for a
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low-budget approach to WWW. [one@netcom.com]
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=========================================================================
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I find it to be a an incredibly clever idea, and it works quite well
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with direct dial. Some problems with images and sound via telnet/rlogin,
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but not a big problem. The idea of being able to web-surf without SLIP
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is very attractive, especially for the dial-up user as so many of us are.
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With the "load images" turned off, it is much faster, and you can
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selectively load them. but since it uses Lynx as its engine, why not use
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Lynx for imageless surfing.
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Speed: I compared it to my SLIP account with NCSA Mosaic and Netscape.
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It loads images, etc. a bit slower than Mosaic and a lot slower than
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Netscape.
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Installation and Set up: simple, esp as compared to the fun you can have
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installing say Netscape and all the winsockets stuff, and IP/DNS
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configuring.
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Look and Feel: I'd like a larger document window, but the pulldown menus,
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etc. will make surfing easier for the newbies.
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Overall - a nice, inexpensive alternative to SLIP/PPP, especially for
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those fairly new to the net and like that point and click feel.
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NB: another alternative for an "on the cheap" approach to the Web is The
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Internet Adaptor -- I have it installed in my dial-up unix account, and it
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is slick: it emulates SLIP, and works very well. I'm getting rid of my
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SLIP account because I have TIA. If you have ever set up a SLIP, it is
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pretty easy to install and set-up. If not, you'll spend some time. Cheap
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too. - Jill Ellsworth <ellswort@tenet.edu>
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=========================================================================
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Very nice and easy to use developmental software. Web works well and the
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terminal mode is functional and adequate for most users. everything
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available from your Internet provider can be accessed, just as with a
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full blown commercial package like ProCom, etc. Some limitations on
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bells and whistles apply.
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Inability to support ftp and gopher from within the html page is a
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bother, but as development continues I hope Peter Brooks will be able to
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add that capability.
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Direct link to obtain upgrades and the automated upgrade installation
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built into Slipknot is a neat touch.
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I am currently using Version 1.00 and have sent in my registration fee
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because I want to encourage continued development.
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I really appreciated the opportunity to evaluate the fully functional
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application. - Steve Seteroff (seteroff@kendaco.telebyte.com)
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=========================================================================
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You're a brave man to ask for opinions on the Internet!
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I got SlipKnot right after it was released. It is a wonder. Last night I
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got the latest version "g". I am so pleased. Peter Brooks and Felix
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Kramer (?) have a winner on their hands. I had tried to install netscape,
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tia, and winsockets about two weeks before I saw the announcement, and
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failed. The only problems I had in the installation of SlipKnot were ones
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anticipated in the help screens. (RTFM, dummy!) Peter Brooks was on the
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newsnet answering questions almost 24 hours a day.
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1. Easy to install.
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2. Cheap.
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3. Easy to use.
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4. Fun!
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And all this praise from a DOS command line freak. I told PBrooks in an
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email that I hate Windoze and had been threatening my son to take it off
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my computer (he uses my printer and MSWord). I complained to PBrooks that
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now Brendan knew I wouldn't follow through on the threat. I have an
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indispensable program that needs Windoze.
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Now some cautionary notes. ... Sorry I don't have any reservations.
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BTW, I am not Peter's mother, nor do I have any affiliation with anyone
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associated with MicroMind (a moronic name...like, encephalitis, dude!).
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If you have any particular questions, I would be glad to respond. My
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guess, judging by the activity in WWW newsgroup, is that you'll have more
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response than you can handle.
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Good luck with the story. Happy holidays. (BTW I tipped off the LATimes
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computer technology reporter and he just responded that he'd heard about
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it. Here mosaic applications are bringing the Web to millions and it's
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news, but a shell account enabler is ignored. Go figure.) Go SLIP not!
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Mike Howard (mikeh@netcom.com)
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I think Peter has a good product. It is still in Beta Version. For
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example I can not Down Load large files (over 19,456 Bytes). I am sure
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Peter will find a fix but for now SK is for the experienced user.
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John Hammond (jhammond@unicomp.net)
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I found it easy to install; unfortunately it crashes every time I try to
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get something off the web and I must do a hard reboot - thus Dr.Watson
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can save nothing, nor can slipknot's built-in debugger. I haven't yet
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contacted the authors.
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Bennett Price (bjprice@itsa.ucsf.edu)
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=========================================================================
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I have used SlipKnot for about six weeks and have come to rely on it for
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an easy alternative to mistyped Unix commands. Since I work in a high
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school that does not yet have Internet access, I foresee SlipKnot as a way
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to hook the uninitiated into the 'Net. Teachers and administrators who are
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not already convinced about the utility of the Internet would probably be
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turned off by a Unix command line. Although downloading graphics through
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SlipKnot is slow even at 14.4, for the inexperienced user, this wait time
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is surely preferable to using a straight text-based Web browser.
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While I approve of Version 1.0e as far as it goes, I can certainly suggest
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a number of needed improvements:
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1. gopher support
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2. telnet support
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3. forms support
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4. better resource management (I run SlipKnot on a Pentium with 16 Mb of
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RAM and yet often run low on GDI resources)
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5. improved error handling when the 'Net is busy or a page cannot be found
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6. automatic redial in the terminal mode (Maybe this can be done with a
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script, but I could not see how.)
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7. Z-modem or Y-modem batch transfer support in terminal mode.
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Don't get me wrong. I like SlipKnot. Everything can be improved. I am sure
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at Micromind. they are already at work (at least mentally) on these
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suggestions.
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Jeff Ratliff (tratliff@whale.st.usm.edu)
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=========================================================================
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I have found Slipknot to be a very worthwhile product. Its ease of
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set-up is a definite plus. I downloaded Slipknot and had it installed
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and running in a very short time. The installation instructions
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addressed the few problems I had getting it running and then I was off --
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surfing the Web. My main dislikes of the software are the small window
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size and the ability to open only five documents at the same time. I
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understand that these two complaints are being addressed by the next
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version. If you don't have direct access (i.e. you connect through a
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dial-up shell) and don't have a SLIP or PPP connection, Slipknot is
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definitely worth it.
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Kenyon Jon Michael (mkenyon@jove.acs.unt.edu)
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I've been using Slipknot for a while now, and I'm very glad it's
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around. I think it's seriously necessary, because there are a huge
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number of people who get their net.access through shell accounts, and
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this allows you to get a fuller Web experience than with Lynx.
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However, the program has it's problems, and there is a lot of
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advancement that can be made in the future revisions. For example, forms
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are not supported, so your Web use only goes one way; you can't reply
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to things, write mail, make suggestions, etc., or for that matter, be
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verified for logins like on HotWired. That's a huge pain.
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Another problem is the inability to use gopher servers, something
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that's still widely implemented and integrated with the Web. And, of
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course, Slipknot is also a bit buggy; any errors, and the program quits
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rather than moving on, it displays certain dialog boxes more than once in
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a row, etc.
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IOW, it's a good idea and good start for a much-needed program, but it
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still needs work. However, with some more tweaking and advancement, it
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will be a very solid program.
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Bill Pena (billpena@genesis.nred.ma.us)
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I got (and paid) for Slipknot, and am currently running v1.0 with the
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"g" patch. My host is a "pay" unix system that I call in to
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get my mail on my "term" account. I am using the program on a
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486 cryix 40mhz system.
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The program is not perfect. It still has some bugs to work out, and
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lots of features to be developed (forms, gopher, etc do not work at
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this time). But!!! even with though the program is still in its early
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stages of development, I find it VERY useful, and it DOES allow me
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to view http documents with the graphics.
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I get good 14400/v42bis connections via the automatic log-in script (that
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must be user customized) and acceptable download speed of the http. With
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the program running under Windows 3.1, it does take a moment to analyze
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the downloaded text to "find" the embedded graphics, then download the
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graphics, plot the series of files, then display the document.
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With the program currently costing $30, the difference in the cost of my
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term account and a slip/ppp account is a lot more than the cost of
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Slipknot.
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I use the internet for e-mail and netnews more than a place to surf just
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to look at images. As such, my primary access to the net is via term with
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a text editor for mail/news replies. When I want to check out some
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http/url, I just hang up and call back via Slipknot. I don't use it all
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the time, so when I need it, it is there for me.
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Being shareware, it is perfect for the user to "play" with to determine
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if he/she wants to continue to use it, prior to paying for the program...
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and even with its limitations, it is still a deal at $30. and with the
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authors still working on it, it is sure to get better and better.
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Tom Stangler (stangle@infi.net)
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It works as advertised. Last I checked, it doesn't do forms or telnet
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connection links It has trouble handling some inline images.
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Just like TIA, your provider can tell if you are using SlipKnot, and if
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they wanted to, could ban it's use as going beyond the services provided
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with your class of account. RCI doesn't have any restrictions on TIA or
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SlipKnot...
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Kevin Kadow (kadokev@rci.ripco.com)
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=========================================================================
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(Slipknot review continued...)
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As you see, we have a wide range of comments here. I believe that most
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people realize that it still a very young project and has not yet
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attained it's full potential. If you will note, there was one other
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person who replied to my request for comments who is having the same
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problem I am having with system lock ups. I mailed the author of the
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program and they are getting right on the issue.
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The bottom line is that Slipknot is a great idea and a nice software
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package. And with end users submitting comments, complaints, and other
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information directly to the author or the press, the issues will be
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worked out. I suggest that you keep an eye on Slipknot. It's really
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going somewhere!
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%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
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cDc GDU #18
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By Swamp Ratte (sratte@phantom.com)
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_ _
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((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications
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\ / Global Domination Update #18
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(' ') November 1st, 1994
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(U)
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Est. 1986
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NEW gnU new GnU nEW gNu neW gnu nEw GNU releases for November, 1994:
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_________________________________/Text
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Files\_________________________________
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281: "Official cDc Press Release Concerning President Reagan" by Reid
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Fleming. The Cult influences the international political climate of
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opinion! We just want what we've got coming to us, mister.
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282: "Argument" by Markian Gooley. Positivity and happy sunshine and
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neato stuff.
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283: "Possibilities" by Obscure Images. Once again, Oi brings the
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linguistics for the nine deuce deuce. This one's got crazy subliminal
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tapes and a hippy chick.
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284: "Sanford's Calico" by James Cazamias. It's just like Disney's
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_That Darn Cat!_, but different.
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285: "Concise Guide to Forgetting How Much You Suck" by Jason Farnon.
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Courtesy
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of the cool _I Bleed For This?_ 'zine, here we go with a cDc edit/
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distribution. Lots of practical advice to improve your standard of living.
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286: "The Divine Masters" by Shriek Broomstraw. Particle physics and alien
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overlords and why you should be concerned with all this. You should.
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Really.
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287: "Shotgun" by Swamp Ratte'. Never mind _Where's Waldo?_, where's the
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shotgun? Oh my. Fills out this release's angst quota.
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288: "Rejection Letter Blues" by Jeff Swanson. Some people just can't
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appreciate good literature. Fun-eeEe.
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289: "Can There Be Artificial Intelligence?" by Tequila Willy. Another
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scholarly scab for you to pick at. That Willsie, what a smart guy.
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290: "Bob Takes a Trip" by Special Agent Finerty. Bob's a mechanical dog
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and he's NUTS. CRAZY. Watch out. Zany hi-jinx.
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__________________________________/cDc
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Gnuz\__________________________________
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"This low-go you've received is the image of the be east. Whatever
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you do, do not hold this image in your write hand or receive its image by
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foe-ton trance Miss-shun through your I balls into your mined full crane
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he um or you've received the mark of the bee east. Stung, by buy bull
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revel lay shun. Keep your clothes on and don't follow the be eastly bare
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whoreds."
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-Philip Heggie
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--x X x--
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New things? Yep. There's now a Usenet newsgroup for you to discuss the
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All-Powerfulness of cDc. It's "alt.fan.cult-dead-cow" and if your
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newsfeed isn't getting it, mail news@yersite and say, "GET WITH THE
|
||
PROGRAM, PAL! HUP HUP!"
|
||
|
||
Tell me about the time you were in the 7th grade and had to do a #2 really
|
||
bad and those blind special ed. kids were in the bathroom swinging their
|
||
canes around and saying bad words. You were SCARED, weren't you. HA!
|
||
|
||
The world is filled with WIMPS. You go to a large public restroom, into a
|
||
stall. All the other people in the stalls, you can see their feet. They
|
||
make no noise. They sit and wait and clutch their tiny little genitals in
|
||
FEAR. But I am NOT LIKE THEM. I MAKE MY DISGUSTING NOISES AS I PLEASE.
|
||
I clean up, I exit my stall, I wash my hands and I LEAVE. I AM DONE.
|
||
I AM RELIEVED. They remain, cowering, wishing they had the GUTS to CRAP
|
||
but they do not and their bowels TREMBLE with gasses. They are but
|
||
INSECTS because they cannot CRAP FREELY. LEARN FROM MY ACTIONS and you
|
||
too can be POWERFUL.
|
||
|
||
Lady Carolin is now running the Official cDc Internet Dumpster: ftp or
|
||
gopher to cascade.net for all the cDc stuff, all the time. Cascade.net
|
||
gets 'em first and fast. The secondary site is ftp.eff.org as usual.
|
||
|
||
The other day I finally got The Beatles' _Abbey Road_ album and this
|
||
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)" song is amazing. So I'm thinking, why
|
||
should I be concerned with this week's indie-certified alterna-wonder-
|
||
weenie when I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOOD COPY OF BARRY MANILLOW'S "MANDY"?
|
||
MY 8-TRACK SUFFERS FROM EXTREME WOW AND FLUTTER.
|
||
|
||
HOW CAN I EVEN _THINK_ ABOUT JAWBREAKER WHEN MY JACKSON 5 COLLECTION IS
|
||
SADLY INCOMPLETE!!??
|
||
|
||
If your writings have CLASS and STYLE, we want 'em. Dig the address at the
|
||
bottom of this file, daddy-o.
|
||
|
||
|
||
"What's good for cDc is good for America." - President Calvin Coolidge
|
||
|
||
S. Ratte'
|
||
cDc/Editor and P|-|Ear13zz |_3@DeRrr
|
||
"We're into t-files for the groupies and money."
|
||
Middle finger for all.
|
||
|
||
Write to: cDc communications, P.O. Box 53011, Lubbock, TX 79453.
|
||
Internet: sratte@phantom.com.
|
||
|
||
cDc Global Domination Update #18-by Swamp Ratte'-"Hyperbole is our
|
||
business" Copyright (c) 1994 cDc communications. All Rights Reserved.
|
||
|
||
ALL FILES LEECHABLE *NOW* BY WWW/GOPHER/FTP FROM CASCADE.NET: pub/cDc/New
|
||
_ _
|
||
((___))
|
||
[ x x ] cDc communications
|
||
\ / Global Domination Update #19
|
||
(' ') December 1st, 1994
|
||
(U)
|
||
Est. 1986
|
||
|
||
NEW gnU new GnU nEW gNu neW gnu nEw GNU releases for December, 1994:
|
||
|
||
_________________________________/Text
|
||
Files\_________________________________
|
||
|
||
291-299: Nine Christmas/Holiday/Cold Arctic Wasteland-related stories.
|
||
Some are funny, some are disturbing, and some will make you VERY AWARE of
|
||
every single PORE on your NOSE.
|
||
|
||
* cDc - DOWN HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS (1994). Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers,
|
||
Olivia Newton-John, Clint Black. Gather 'round the tree and enjoy a
|
||
rousing duet of Kenny and Olivia singing "Jingle Bell Rock" while Ms.
|
||
Parton gets drunk and embarrasses herself. Directed by Martin Scorsese.
|
||
(Drug Use, Adult Language, Graphic Violence, Strong Sexual Content).
|
||
|
||
__________________________________/cDc
|
||
Gnuz\__________________________________
|
||
|
||
"In their workshops, the elves toil under the oppressive eyes of the
|
||
redshirts. The Eskimos are all but extinct, and the dentists pull tooth
|
||
after whalebone tooth from the charred skulls of their remnants.
|
||
|
||
Oh, the twinkling blue Aryan eyes! There is blood on his cheeks!
|
||
|
||
He trains mighty legions in his impregnable northern fortress. The Lapps
|
||
have come to fear the sound of marching boots and jingling bells.
|
||
|
||
With his newest sleigh, he can strike any European city in under twenty
|
||
minutes.
|
||
|
||
Good children get a switch in their stocking. The bad ones disappear.
|
||
|
||
LONG LIVE THE FOURTH REICH!"
|
||
-Andrew Solberg
|
||
|
||
- x X x -
|
||
|
||
|
||
Conspicuous consumption of cDc products will fill the empty, gnawing
|
||
voids you may or may not feel in your life... which become all the more
|
||
apparent at ridiculous hours of the night as carbonated beverages
|
||
gradually wear away your stomach lining and ulcers work their own little
|
||
brand of magic.
|
||
|
||
Things to look forward to in 1995:
|
||
|
||
cDc #300 - Cow Beat #3: "Teen Idling on the Inphomashun Hi-Mom-I'm-on-TV-
|
||
way"
|
||
|
||
cDc FACK: "Frequently Anointed Cows are K-rad." Or something.
|
||
|
||
|
||
I could give you promises of Twinkies and a cool, like, Yaga t-shirt.
|
||
Will you be happy then? From here to eternity we will shop. We will shop
|
||
at The Mall and buy only the finest in fashions and Rage Against the
|
||
Toaster will provide the aural motivation. "Fuck you, Mom, I won't clean
|
||
my room like you tell me."
|
||
|
||
Go to HoHoCon and it'll be cool. Ramada Inn South. 1212 West Ben White
|
||
Blvd. Austin, Texas. Friday, December 30th through Sunday the 1st.
|
||
|
||
Shop! Shop! Do the booty hop! The leather store has a sale on biker
|
||
jackets, Harley accessories optional and in-stock. New tats shine with
|
||
gleaming disinfectant. Bright red-skinned jolly pierceings, and sparkling
|
||
sterling silver! On the tongue, through the lip. Susy's got a charming
|
||
new necklace, and Little Johnny has a delightful new nose ring! "Come over
|
||
here, Johnny, so Aunty Emma can see your newest hole."
|
||
|
||
Make new holes and fill 'em up.
|
||
|
||
As cDc stalks around, hunting the logical conclusions. Ho.
|
||
|
||
|
||
S. Ratte'
|
||
cDc/Editor and P|-|Ear13zz |_3@DeRrr
|
||
"We're into t-files for the groupies and money."
|
||
Middle finger for all.
|
||
|
||
Write to: cDc communications, P.O. Box 53011, Lubbock, TX 79453.
|
||
Internet: sratte@phantom.com.
|
||
_____________________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
||
cDc Global Domination Update #19-by Swamp Ratte'-"Hyperbole is our
|
||
business" Copyright (c) 1994 cDc communications. All Rights Reserved.
|
||
|
||
ALL FILES LEECHABLE *NOW* BY WWW/GOPHER/FTP FROM CASCADE.NET: pub/cDc/New
|
||
|
||
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|
||
|
||
MY LETTER TO WIRED RE: WWW PAGE
|
||
|
||
[Editor's note: I mailed this to Wired...and they said that they would
|
||
print it in the February 1995 issue. We'll see]
|
||
|
||
By Scott Davis (dfox@fc.net)
|
||
|
||
Dear Wired,
|
||
|
||
I have taken it upon myself to do an informal poll regarding your
|
||
new WWW page on the Internet. I recall that not so long ago, the
|
||
Wired WWW page was a great thing. It was easy to use and contained
|
||
a wealth of information. Now, it appears that one must have some
|
||
type of psudo-government security clearance to get into this WWW page.
|
||
It is my guess that the purpose for having to enter one's name,
|
||
e-mail address, special-secret-multi-digit-code, and other requested
|
||
information is for the purpose of demographics. No matter the reason
|
||
behind all of this...IS IT WORTH IT? Please allow me to explain the
|
||
frustrations of some of the net-community.
|
||
|
||
In announcing my informal poll, I stated my opinion on the new WWW
|
||
page. It was not favorable to Wired. I asked others to mail me their
|
||
opinions also. I will edit some of these for brevity only. I assure
|
||
you that I did not receive a single good comment about the new page.
|
||
|
||
And from what I understand, it seems like that there was some debate
|
||
regarding the creation and operation of the HotWired page. One
|
||
net-denizen replied to me, "Three weeks ago Jane Metcalfe came to
|
||
UCDavis to talk about Hotwired and to give the first public demo of
|
||
it. She told us that they had debated for quite some time about how
|
||
to set it up--wanting a balance between looking 'friendly' and 'not
|
||
allowing anonymous logins'. Sounds like the balance has tipped a bit
|
||
further than she wanted, given commentary on the net."
|
||
|
||
Another frustrated user says, "I gave up after 2 go arounds with the
|
||
login problems. To bad as I liked to read the old hotwired. Oh well, at
|
||
least the magazine is still easy to open!"
|
||
|
||
Other comments from disgruntled users include "I am getting nowhere with
|
||
this new interface. Requiring usernames, passwords, verification codes,
|
||
etc, ad nauseum has not yet induced me to like this new Web page." and
|
||
"Everytime I try to send my Hotwired Account Verification, it goes into
|
||
an endless loop, with the Mosaic icon spinning endlessly. If this is a
|
||
problem with using the Windows Mosaic 2.0a7 browser, I suggest that Wired
|
||
get rid of the verification, because I'm not getting rid of Mosaic."
|
||
|
||
More graphic comments include "Looks like HotWired has become the living,
|
||
throbbing, thrashing (whatever other adverbs they like) pulse of a
|
||
self-important, jargon-speaking, head-up-someplace-where-it-is-very-dark
|
||
entity." and "...not to mention one that has security measures like NORAD!
|
||
People go to www.wired.com for one thing: BACK ISSUES OF WIRED. End of
|
||
story." And the be-all-end-all comment that fits this WWW page perfectly
|
||
came from an avid reader. He says "I'd have to say this new setup has
|
||
become TIRED before it was ever WIRED..."
|
||
|
||
In running a large operation such as Wired, you are going to get
|
||
complaints about "something" all the time. And as the best publications
|
||
of it's kind, I am sure that you address the issues as much as possible
|
||
...just as you have this one. And many of the complaints you receive
|
||
probably carry "less priority" than others. However I certainly hope
|
||
this does not fall into that category of "less priority". I could
|
||
understand if maybe 50 or 100 people complained. But over the past
|
||
several months, I have seen numerous people complain about the
|
||
procedures required to gain access to your WWW page.
|
||
|
||
When I first sent my rough draft of this article into Wired, I received
|
||
a polite response from Andrew Anker of Wired Magazine. He was very
|
||
informative and perhaps his response seemed 'typical' to me because I
|
||
failed to provide him with much of the necessary information that I had
|
||
collected in order to do this article. I certainly do appreciate his
|
||
response to our concerns. Mr. Anker replied, "...over 20,000 people have
|
||
logged into the HotWired since we launched last Thursday, so it's very
|
||
possible that the people you polled didn't read the text of the intro
|
||
pages into HotWired that explain that certain browsers don't work with
|
||
HotWired."
|
||
|
||
Giving Wired the benefit of the doubt and assuming that some browsers may
|
||
not work or could be outdated (which I now know to be true), my next step
|
||
was to get the latest copy of one of the more popular browsers and try
|
||
again. And once again, I ran into more problems. I was not about to
|
||
attempt to troubleshoot more problems with this WWW page. I had obtained
|
||
the proper hardware and software to accomplish the task. It was no longer
|
||
my problem. It's Wired's problem.
|
||
|
||
After this last-ditch attempt to prove ourselves wrong in theory and
|
||
technique, one of my close friends stated, "Why the hell are they trying
|
||
to make it so hard to get at? Are they experimenting with someone's
|
||
cockamamie scheme for the Web equivalent of pay-TV?"
|
||
|
||
It appears that many people are getting TIRED of this WWW page.
|
||
Many end users do not see the purpose of having to enter all this
|
||
information, and in the end, it causes nothing more than a headache
|
||
when it does not work. I certainly do not want people to think that
|
||
I am some 'Privacy Hound' who disagrees with the concept of entering
|
||
my personal information on some WWW page. My name, number and address
|
||
are of public record to anyone who wishes to dial 512-555-1212.
|
||
The fact is that I have spoken to several people who cannot seem
|
||
to get the interface to work. And I seriously doubt that each of them
|
||
have an ill-configured Moasic.
|
||
|
||
Of all the people and companies on the net with Web pages, I would
|
||
venture to assume that Wired, of all people would promote accessibility
|
||
and ease before subjecting it's users to a verification procedure that many
|
||
feel is lacking, to say the least. I might go so far as to suggest that
|
||
Wired might want to resort back to the good 'ole days and have a WWW page
|
||
that is easily accessible and easy to use. Including the page where you
|
||
are requesting that the user input information can still remain on the
|
||
WWW site, but make it optional, and don't make it the home page. You
|
||
can ask people to fill out the requested information. I am sure that
|
||
many, if not most would comply. And by switching back, you are opening
|
||
doors for people who may not want to update their software, or just want
|
||
access for a short time obtain specific information.
|
||
|
||
As far as updating browsing software, my theory is "if it's not broken,
|
||
don't fix it", and just because somebody can't get on Wired's page, does
|
||
not mean that their software is broken and should be updated.
|
||
|
||
I must be honest and admit that I did FINALLY gain access to HotWired.
|
||
Nut not until I had tried every "compatible" version of Mosaic and
|
||
finally was forced to upgrade to NetScape for the sole purpose of
|
||
getting on HotWired. Was all that necessary?
|
||
|
||
Please fix this problem by making Wired easier to access. We end users
|
||
have to jump through enough obstacles as it is, and there is no point
|
||
in having to do this to get our favorite magazine on our screen.
|
||
|
||
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|
||
|