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This is ILLEGAL #22, rewritten from paper by King Fisher / Triad. The German
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parts are left out since I can't read, nor translate, German.
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Eveything you do is...
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THE
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CRACKER
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MAGAZINE! (c) TFD
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WOW, IT'S IN ENGLISH, TOO!!!
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Isn't it amazing? We decided to put out some very important facts in English,
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'coz we also sent the "ILLEGAL" to our friends in HOLLAND, ENGLAND, DENMARK and
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so on. And they all wrote:
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"Yes, your magazine is great, but if I could understand German, it would be
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much better..."
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So, you see, there was problem, which has to be removed, eh? At first I'm
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really sorry for my bad English, but I think it's much better than that from
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some other guyz here in Germany. Beside this article you can find the
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"Interview of the month" with Sledgehammer from mighty HOTLINE.
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I think it'll be the best, if I tell you the contents of the other German
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articles, or what do you think? Pleez tell me your suggestions to make it
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better. You'll find the adress later on in the so called "IMPRESSUM".
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O.K., let's begin.
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Some guys in Germany (COCO / ACE, MSK / ANCOR and RUB / STL) very angry about
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publishing some true facts about them and so they sent fuckings to me. But you
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can read my answers to those dudes in "Briefe an unsere 'Freunde'".
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In "The next copyparties" you see the dates of forthcoming copyparties in good-
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old Germany. The FCS Party seems to become really great, so you better should
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write to them to get an invitation.
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FCS, PLK 12115 C, 5300 BONN, WEST GERMANY!
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It'll take place on the 5th of December 1987 in Bod Codesberg / Bonn in
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Germany.
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The problems about drinking a coke together with some members of The Fanatic
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Duo are shown in "Trink Cola!".
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What'll happen when four friends sit together when programming a new intro? The
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question 'bout a drunken evening is answered in "Vier fahren nach Lotsch".
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The crackers in Austria have improved their status, haven't they? Read the
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whole development of Austrian crackers in "Crackers in Osterreich" written by
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the TSK CREW.
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The adventures of the happenings after a great copy party are presented by the
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WARRIORS OF DARKNESS in "Nach der GSS - Party" BRK criticizes some new record
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releases in "Schallplattenkritik". Christmas 1987 will be hot for all C 64
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owners. What'll come? In "Was wird der Nikolaus bringen?" you'll see a short
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survey 'bout the most interesting products that should make their way soon.
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The problems of the army are shown in "Fuer Vold und Vattaland" by KNS of KGB.
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Are you still there? Then turn over to the next pages!
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INTERVIEW OF THE MONTH!
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THIS TIME: SLH / HOTLINE
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>From now on, every month, we plan to interview a world famous cracker. In this
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month we choosed the boss and founder of HOTLINE. It's SLEDGEHAMMER.
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JS: How old are you?
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SLH: I am 22 years old (22-10-65)
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JS: When did you found Hotline?
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SLH: I founded HOTLINE in beginning of August 1986.
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JS: How many members does HTL have at the moment?
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SLH: HOTLINE has now 15 members!
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JS: What was your first crack?
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SLH: It was DONKEY KONG from OCEAN!
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JS: How many swappartners do you have?
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SLH: 10 real ones! 4 in Holland 3 out of them are Hotline members, 1 of the
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SRG, POPEYE in Denmark and 5 guys in England. I swap by express with them!
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JS: How many packages do you send per week?
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SLH: 4 express ones and 26 or 27 to the rest!
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JS: What so you say to the rumours: You are a recracker?
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SLH: First of all, I don't give a shit about rumours! There is no need for me
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to recrack, because of every game that released in England I'll have the
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original or the back-up in about 3 days. If there's a game I didn't crack (and
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that's only German or very bad games), I have a look at it, if I could have
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made it smaller and that's all. I don't released it.
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JS: Do you have some enemies?
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SLH: In Holland are my enemies "The Last Science", "The Dream Team" and "FAC"
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if they don't watch their steps. For the rest "FBR" in the U.S.A., they tried
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to fuck us over!
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JS: What kind of music do you like the best at the moment?
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SLH: I don't have any special sort of music, but at the moment I really like "L
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L COOL J"! And I love "ARCADE CLASSICS" by ROBB! The whole neighbourhood knows
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this piece of music now!
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JS: Do you have your name from Peter Gabriel?
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SLH: I didn't use this name, because of his hitsingle, I had this name for
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about 3 1/2 years! The name just sounds cool (I think).
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JS: Thanx to you!
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You see, he's no recracker! In the next "ILLEGAL" we'll probably have an
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interview with MAD ALL, the founder of the COMMANDOFRONTIER! Be there and don't
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miss it! In the DCU magazine "Delirious" in France you can read an interview
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with me in the current copy.
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JEFF SMART
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SOME PARTS IN ENGLISH!
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Be there, if we tell you the happenings of the worst copy party ever made on
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earth - it was FUTURE DIVISION's one, all dissapointing facts in "Der
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Reinfall!". What do think when you receive such letter from idiots who contact
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you? Two of those letters are printed in "Die aller damlichsten Briefe", they
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are pretty nice, we think.
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You know, once I (Jeff Smart) and some other guys were in the GERMAN SPREADING
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SERVICE INTL. 2100 but, time has passed by, I'm now in THE FANATIC DUO of TWGI
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3003! The other members and our new aims and that I keep goin on with writing
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the "ILLEGAL" are written by myself in "In eigener Sache!".
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Some advertisements take also part in "Die Kleinanzeigen", where you can swap
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AMIGA or C 64 stuff or even buy DOLPHIN DOS PLUS for about 80 German Marks!
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The German computer magazine "HAPPY COMPUTER" are always producing such rubbish
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and they're prejudicing 'bout us PIRATES and their methods to get a higher
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circulation are so funny, that I always my opinion to them. Read and laugh in
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"Eppileppi, aber Heppi!".
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What will happen next? Are there enuff good games coming? What are the outlooks
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for the next months? The "Kommentar auf momentanen Kopierlage" will answer you
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all questions honestly in the point of view of a pirate.
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What has changed? Who has recracked? What's goin on with all our friends? The
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news from the front, in German called "Neues von der Front!" shows all rumours
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and facts from the preceding month e.g.: COCO stole old ACE's name for his new
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group, which he founded together with his old enemies from THE MAGIC CIRCLE:
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Actual Cracker Entertainment. TPI from the BEASTIE BOYS joined A.C.E., too, but
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today we recieved the news, that TPI and the two Ex-MCL members have left COCO
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alone, 'coz they couldn't bear that COCO stole routines from TCS for his A.C.E.
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intro, and now they want to found a new group together with THE DARKNESS and
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ALPHAFLIGHT! The group is probably called: MASK! Otherwise you know that some
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guys from NEW EDITION have left them and founded a new group called "HIGH-TECH
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BOYS". Yep, and of course, almost all members of good ole RELAX from Sweden
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have joined mighty TRIAD! And it seems that RAW DEAL are back on the 64 with
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their crack of "Battle Ships!" Another new group has been formed in Germany,
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it's "THE WANDERER GROUP" with SPEEDCRACKER (Ex-Trianon) and STARLINE (U know).
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Always be careful with their cracks 'cause they promised only to crack
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(unreadable)
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"Reisende im Wind 2", "Schatzjaege" and many other German rubbish! And also be
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very careful with THE FANTASTIC CREW from Germany, because they are the
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bloodiest recrackin' fuckers on earth. They recracked LAFFEN's (RDI) version of
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"Battle Ships", but they forgot to put the "SMASHED BY LAFFEN" away. Oh no,
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what MAJOR ARSEHOLES! Blow them down.
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Hope you all English speakin' guyz still understand me, when I now turn over to
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the VIDEO CORNER. (VIDEO). You can write to: MRM VIDEO 2001, PLK 123146 C, 4250
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BOTTROP, WEST GERMANY for swapping video movies on VHS or BETA system. For the
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first we now also have some AMIGA GAME TESTS in the 'ILLEGAL', you can observe
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them in "AMIGA ECKE", all games were tested by HIGHTECH of THE FANATIC DUO.
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Maybe you recognize the number at the end of every game test. It shows how good
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the game is, on the opinion of the reviewer! The highest score a game can
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acheieve are 100 points. For example, TEST DRIVE has got 90 out of 100 possible
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points. It's the same thing with the C 64 reviews, which are all done by
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myself. Anyway, I hope you enjoy them although they are in German.
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On the last day, when this "ILLEGAL" was finished, we received "SKATE OR DIE!"
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from ELECTRONIC ARTS and it's a damn brill game. Just being shocked by the
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titlemusic, which was of course programmed by the USA imigrant ROBB HUBBARD,
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you can notice the names from MICHAEL KOSAKA and STEPHEN LANDRUM. They were the
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co programmers of all EPYX's games like CALIFORNIA GAMES, WORLD GAMES, and so
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on. And "SKATE OR DIE!" could also be named "SKATING GAMES!". It's absolutely
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fantastic! My current High Scores: FREESTYLE: 6042 pts, HIGH JUMP: HOTLINE:
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10'6" DOWNHILL RACE: 9100 pts and JAM: 7982 pts. I think they are not bad for
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one day practicing, eh? But who is the best? Please tell me your best scores,
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and we'll see who's the champ! "SKATE OR DIE!" is really the best game released
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yet through ELECTRONIC ARTS! We wait for more!
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O.K. not let's better end this English sequence and pleez vote for these two
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pages! What can I do better? What 'bout my English (sorry for miztakez!)? Yep
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and if you are looking forward to write and article for the "ILLEGAL" too, you
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are always welcomed! Pleez write you article on a paper or print it, do not put
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it into Newsroom, O.K.? I'm waiting for yours! By the way, the "ILLEGAL" comes
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out every first day of a month. Hope you aren't asleep yet and don't forget to
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vote!
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Yours Jeff Smart
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CRACKER OF THE MONTH
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1. BEASTIE BOYS (5)
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2. HOTLINE (6)
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3. SCG (2)
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4. TRIAD (3)
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5. TCS (1)
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6. FCS (10)
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7. EAGLESOFT INC (8)
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8. FAIRLIGHT (7)
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9. RELAX (-)
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10. DCU (-)
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DEMO CHARTS!
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Which was the best Demo of October 1987:
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1. RHAA LOVELY II
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THE JUDGES
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2. TELEPHONE STORY
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GREMLIN
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3. MEGA ORGIE
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COMMANDOFRONTIER
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4. FLEXIBLE
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SWISS CRACKING ASSOCIATION
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5. FRANCE
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TRIANGLE
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SOFTWARE-STARS
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1. TEST DRIVE New! 38.50
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2. JACK THE NIPPER II New! 32.80
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3. QUEDEX New! 30.30
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4. WATERPOLO New! 30.25
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5. AIRBORNE RANGER New! 29.90
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6. INDIANA JONES New! 29.40
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7. SUPER SPRINT New! 28.30
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8. HYSTERIA New! 28.15
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9. BAD CAT New! 27.00
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10. SOLOMON'S KEY (6) 2M 26.65
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11. BATTLE SHIPS New! 25.30
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12. CALIFORNIA GAMES (2) 4M 25.25
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13. STREETS BASKETBALL New! 25.00
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14. IMPLOSION New! 24.80
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15. TAI PAN New! 24.65
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16. MINI PUTT (6) 2M 23.80
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17. DEFENDER OF THE CROWN (1) 3M 23.45
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18. THE LAST NINJA (3) 5M 22.60
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19. PIRATES! (10) 5M 22.05
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20. KIKSTART II (26) 4M 21.95
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21. DRUID II New! 21.30
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22. ACE II (4) 2M 21.00
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23. SCARY MONSTERS New! 20.95
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24. LIVINGSTONE New! 19.55
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25. MEGA APOCALYPSE (9) 2M 19.55
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26. ZYNAPS (21) 4M 19.30
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27. PIR SQUAREDANCE (7) 2M 19.20
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28. WIZBALL (29) 5M 19.00
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29. BUBBLE BOBBLE New! 18.65
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30. KNIGHT ORC New! 18.25
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THE BEASTIE BOYS (CF), RADWAR ENTERPRISES (BK), SOLDIERS AGAINST PROTECTION
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(ACU), FANTASY CRACKING SERVICE (TSM), KGB-CREW (UFO/KNS), LUKE SKYWALKER and
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all others!
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+ IMPRESSUM +
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| > ILLEGAL tm 1987 |
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| > 2 Jahrgang |
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| > Nr. 22 |
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| > (c) + (p) THE FANATIC DUO |
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| OF TWGI 3003 |
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| (und RADWAR ENTERPRISES) |
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| > AUFLAGE / CIRCULATION |
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| 400 Kopien / Copies |
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| > unverbindl. |
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| Preis: 1.60 DM! |
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| > CHEFREDAKTEUR / EDITOR: |
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| JEFF SMART / TFD |
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| > MITARBEITER / CO-PRODUCER: |
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| Germany : RWE, KGB, WOD |
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| FCS, SAP u. BRK |
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| Austria : TSK-CREW |
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| USA : TWGI (Mind Slayer)|
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| England : SCOUSE |
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| Holland : HOTLINE |
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| Belgium : COMMANDOFRONTIER |
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| Italy : N.I.C.S. |
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| > GREETINGS TO: |
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| HTL, BEASTIE BOYS, SCG, |
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| RIDE, DCU, SAP, FCS, TRIAD, |
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| WIZAX, FLT, KGB, SCA, YF, |
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| RSI, ANTITRAX, TCS, ESI, |
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| SCOOP, ACE, IKARI, CFR, RDI,|
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| TSI, TRIANGLE, TSK, TSL, |
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| YANKEE... |
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| REDAKTION: |
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| "ILLEGAL" |
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| PLK 123144 C |
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| 4250 BOTTROP |
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| WEST GERMANY |
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