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$$$$$$ `S$$$$$$$S^S$$$$$ `S$$$$$$$S^
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i don't care productions
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presents
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.- /\__/| ----------------------------------- |\__/\ -.
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| ( #o ) i don't care if you read this #2 ( o# ) |
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`-- |..| ----------.-------------.------------ |..| --'
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~~ | k0OL p0ETRY | ~~
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| iSSHUE!@# |
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`-------------'
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due to unforseen complications, the html version of idciyrt #2
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will have to be put on hold. you can currently find the
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html version of idciyrt on
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[undisclosed, more complications arose]
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along with the rest of my homepage. to give you a quick glance
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on what you can find on my homepage, i've made the following
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list:
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cool graphics
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dead milkmen memorial page
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a page about me
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a page about my goodie goodie friend matt
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jumps to my favorite places
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html version of idciyrt
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mailing list
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mail to me!
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things that i havn't had time to put up yet are coming *soon*!
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and a bunch of stuff that has to remain a secret so you go
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visit it
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.- /?__/\ ------------------.
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| ( o0 ) table of contents |
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`-- |..| -------------------'
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U~
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. poem
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. poem
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. poem
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. poem
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.- /\__/\ ------------------------.
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| ( oO ) generic idciyrt divider |
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`-- |..| -------------------------'
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~~
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ode to my faithful companion
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i had a dog named merri that's like no other
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i thrived on to petting, feeding, and loving her
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she fetched the paper for me every single day
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oh, how i loved the look in her eyes as we play
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but one foul day happiness was taken away from me
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hate and murder soon became all that i could see
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some fucking shithead hit her in his truck
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i was forced to go out and find that damned fuck
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i saw a truck parked out in front of sam's bar and grill
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it had a merri sized blood stain, i felt a sudden chill
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so patiently i had waited in the bushes with my baseball bat
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soon a man came out with a sun burnt neck and yankees hat
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he headed for the ford and attempted to put his key in
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as i sneaked out from behind the bush i started to grin
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i connected the bat to his skull with the greatest of ease
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his blood shot out in every direction that you please
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he hit the ground in complete pain, i knew i would win
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i brought my doc martins back and kicked him in the chin
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his head whipped back faster than any man's eye could see
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i drank alot of beer before, and now i had the desire to pee
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urinating on the man was one of the best things i've done
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he thought i was finished with him, but i was just having fun
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i brought out the hacksaw and started to amputate his arm
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starting with the fingers, i thought of better ways to harm
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i shoved my baseball bat up his ass, then hammered it in further
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he started to bawl, i think he was crying for his damned mother
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to silence his cries, i kicked him violently in the throat
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he was instantly quiet, ha! that certainly got his goat
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.- \/__\/ ------------------------------------------------------------.
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| ) $% ( a divider line as if done by my close personal friend eerie |
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`-- {oo} -------------------------------------------------------------'
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^^
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man down by the river
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one early fall day i was taking a walk down by the river
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an elderly gentleman was tossing rocks into the river by himself
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i watched him for a while, until he put his watch in his pocket
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i jaunted down the riverbanks down towards him silently
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i came up behind him, and put a cap in his punk ass
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taking his watch, i tossed his hide into his beloved river, bitch
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.- /\__/] ------------------------------.
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| ( Oo ) it don' get no bettuh dan dis |
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`-- |..| -------------------------------'
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~~
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madonna, my love
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i see u and ur pointy boobies
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u r so beutifel, i want u
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i piked flowerz 4 u 2day
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pleeze mary me madona.
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| ( oO ) proantidisestablishmentarianismistic |
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`-- |..| --------------------------------------'
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~~
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how much i love thee
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you are more lovely than a summer's breeze
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you are so cute when you make a sneeze
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your hair smells like one thousand roses
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you're the most beautiful girl since the time of moses
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the way the sun filters through your hair
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the perfect loving with you i want to share
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i know that you are the one to fix my itch
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i want to taste your cunt on my tounge, bitch.
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.- /\__/~ ---------------------.
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| ( Oo ) awww... how sweet... |
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`-- |..| ----------------------'
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~~
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that's just about it for this installment of idciyrt... check
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out the next issue for the adventures of the white power ranger
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and his side-kick, redneck boy.
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.- /\__.\ ---------------------------------- /.__/\ -.
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| ( #o ) life feeds on life feeds on life ( o# ) |
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`-- |..| ------------------------------------ |..| --'
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~~ ~~
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.- /\__/\ -------------------------------.
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| ( o@ ) general information on idciyrt |
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`-- |..| --------------------------------'
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i don't care if you read this is written by pip2 the angry youth
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the online version is coming soon.
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if you like this mag, then export it to your shell account through pine
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and upload it to a local board.
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.- /\__/\ -----------------------.
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| ( Oo ) ending transmission... |
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`-- |..| ------------------------'
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~~
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-eof-
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