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Doppelganger File 9
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ROBIN HOOD
Now you've heard the tale of Robin Hood,
And how it did the poor people good,
But there is more tale to this story,
Of Sherwood Forest's pride and glory,
At night when all the robbing was done,
The merry men would have some fun,
In fact it would be fair to say ,
The merry men where rather gay,
As Little John begins to unwind,
Robin takes him from behind,
As they Frollic in the grass,
Robin rams it up the arse,
One night whilst at play,
A gorgous madam came their way,
She saunted up to Fryer Tuck and said I'm Marianne,
Want a fuck??,
Now Fryer couldn't believe his ears,
She was offering sex to all his peers,
As he recovered from the shock,
Robin presented her with his cock,
For Marianne it was sheer bliss,
As they filled her with their arrafis
When all was done she gave a whine,
Thank you boys for a wonderful time,
But for this pleasure you must pay,
I have the pox have a nice day,
Now listen here said fryer Tuck,
We really couldn't give a fuck,
The laugh's on you stupid cow,
we've all got aids so who's fucked now.
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