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---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------
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------04.07.96-----------------------------------------------------#043------
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Who Wants the Last Slice?
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appreciated by Jason Farnon
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[Hotrod found this gem in the bus schedule slots at the local transit
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authority. ]
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I'm a 20 year old female with a rather embarrassing problem. Since
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graduating from high school three years ago, I've gained a whopping 142
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pounds, and most of it is concentrated below the waist on my hips, read end,
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tummy, and thighs. I'm 5'6" tall and weight 324 pounds, but i have an out of
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proportion, bottom-heavy figure that measures 50-42-68. I've developed an
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enormous read end with big, round, fat buttocks that stick out prominently
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like a couple of inflated balloons; along with a protruding tummy; wide,
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bulging hips; and huge, flabby thighs that jiggle and shake like jello when I
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walk!
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my shape is a target of ridicule and contempt wherever i go, and it's
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humiliating to watch people take one look at me and start laughing and
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giggling hysterically. I'm not very athletic, and I prefer soft, creamy,
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high calorie foods, so it's not surprising that I started putting on weight
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when I became a teenager, and I've just continued to get fatter and fatter.
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what's so embarrassing however, is that I constantly have to buy new clothes
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because the fatty bulges around my hips keep busting through the seams of my
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pants, as my butt gets bigger and bigger!
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my family tries to shame me into losing weight by teasing me and making fun
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of me in front of our friends and relatives, calling me "butterball' and
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"lard-bottom'. I can't eat any of the rich, gooey desserts that i love
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without getting poked in the hips or patted on the fanny and reminded of how
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big and fat I'm getting. Attending family functions during the holidays is
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depressing, because the only thing that anyone ever seems to notice or care
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about is how much weight i'veI've gained since the last time they saw me.
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Everyone in the family tells me how shameful and disgusting it is for a girl
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with "such a pretty face" to let herself get so fat and out of shape.
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With so much negative attention focused on the size of my rear end, you would
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think that I would be motivated to go on a diet or join an exercise program,
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but I'm not, because fortunately, I have a boyfriend who loves the way I look
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and feel, and who wants me to get even fatter! He really gets turned on when
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I wear skin-tight, spandex shorts that exaggerate and emphasize my soft,
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round tummy, ultra-feminine hips and big, fat ass; and he's constantly
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tempting me with glazed doughnuts and honeybuns, cheeseburgers, chocolate
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milkshakes, cheesecakes, cream pies, pizzas, and ice cream, which he knows I
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can't resist.
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Despite what my family and other women always told me when I was growing up,
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I've discovered that a lot of men are specifically attracted to very obese
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girls with pear shaped or bottom-heavy figures, and I've even heard that some
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countries have beauty contents in which the winner is often the girl whose
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buttocks are the fattest and stick out the most! Getting fat is so much fun
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-- I just wish I wasn't so self-conscious about having such a big butt.
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"Fatty Patty"
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http://www.amherst.edu/~mcspinks/ibft/ibfthome.html
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email: mcspinks@unix.amherst.edu
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ftp://ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/IBFT The Eleventh Hour (617)696-3146
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