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---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------
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------05.25.94-----------------------------------------------------#017------
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A Man Called Tyler: 100% Love
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Appreciated by Jason Farnon
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Although I was going to write an introduction, this sums it up perfectly:
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For some delightful ridicule at the expense of yet another priapic redneck
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male who still can't figure out why he can't laid in reality, Castellan,
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resident, and Catfish present:
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_A Man Called Tyler: 100% Love_
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IRC log started Fri Apr 22 03:29
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*** Value of LOG set to ON
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<shygirl> yes she says she wants to have netsex or something
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> Hello Tyler. :)
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<Tyler> how are u?
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<shygirl> hi jennn!!!!!!!!!
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<Tyler> are u really female?
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> I feel wonderful, Tyler. A little tired, maybe. Sore neck.
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<shygirl> what else woud i be??????
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*Catfish* so what are you two plotting? :)
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> Hiya shygirl!
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*** Revolver (~DONAHUE@nauvax.ucc.nau.edu) has joined channel #tyler
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<Tyler> shygirl; I don't know..
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> Tyler: Of course, silly.
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*shygirl* Logging this. Whatta dip.
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<Revolver> hi, what's this channel about?
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*** Mode change "+snti" on channel #Tyler by Tyler
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<Revolver> (I hope I'm not intruding)
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*** Revolver has been kicked off channel #tyler by Tyler (Tyler)
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-> *Catfish* Making it up as we go along. Apparently Cast has already included me in the plot without me knowing. :D
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<shygirl> help ima being flooded
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<Tyler> ok honey
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*Catfish* hee hee hee. Are you luring someone in or what?
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<Tyler> honey: what do u want to do?
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-> *shygirl* Yeah, I started a log, too.
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<shygirl> i want something hot
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> Tyler: Well, I'm kinda new to this. I feel so embarrassed.
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<Tyler> well I got one fo ryou shygirl
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<Tyler> thatsl ok
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<Tyler> that's ok
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<Tyler> are u both in your room?
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-> *Catfish* We already have a live one here.
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<shygirl> honey, i thot you said you had don
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<shygirl> tyler,yeah
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*Catfish* you guys are good ;)
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<Tyler> are u jenn?
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<shygirl> i'm tami
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<Tyler> I know
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<Tyler> tami and jenn
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> shygirl, don isn't here, is he? *smile*
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*shygirl* Whadda fuckwit. Bet he can't even find the right hole. ;D
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<shygirl> i meant done this b4
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<shygirl> jenn is funny - i ma nervous
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<shygirl> i just took my underwear off
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<Tyler> honey: are u in your room?
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<shygirl> don't look at me jenn! :)
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<Tyler> good
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* honeypot peeks
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> hehehehehe
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<shygirl> hey!!! :)
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* Tyler is looking straight at tami's bush
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<shygirl> blush
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-> *shygirl* Damn. Nice recovery! I owe you a beer.
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* shygirl shygirl blushes
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* Tyler pulls out his cock
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> ooooooo!
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<shygirl> ooh1 it's so red
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* honeypot blushes
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<Tyler> and big
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<Tyler> =)
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> can i touch it?
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<shygirl> wow
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<Tyler> it is already hard
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<Tyler> of course
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> mmmmmmm. it's so warm!
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<Tyler> take your cloth off...both of you
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<Tyler> yeah
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<shygirl> i just took my bra off. jenn is jealous of my big tits
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<shygirl> 36D
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> velvety... smooth...
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* Tyler goes down on tami while he lets jenn play with his cock
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<shygirl> Ohhhhhhhhhh
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* shygirl fingers her wet hole
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> shygirl, I'll make you pay for that!
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<Tyler> finger yourself girls!
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<Tyler> honey: suck me
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* honeypot rubs herself feverishly!
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*shygirl* AHAHAHAHAHAH how does one "play with his cock" when he's going down on me??? Incompetent buffoon.
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<Tyler> are u guys really doing it?
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* shygirl licks and sucks tyler till hemoans
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<Tyler> ummm
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<shygirl> tyler, itss hadr to type
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*Catfish* are you just msg'ing or what? :)
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<Tyler> i know
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* honeypot gently tongues Tyler's crown. mmmmm
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<shygirl> what r u doing to me
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* Tyler bites on tami's clit gently
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*shygirl* ROTFL
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<shygirl> ooohhh
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* Tyler fingers jenn at the same time
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-> *Catfish* No, it's on channel. Cast and I both are keeping logs.
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<shygirl> jenn, i think i'm cummin don't look
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*Catfish* *snicker*
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<Tyler> cum in my mouth!
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<Tyler> cum for me!
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* shygirl cums in tylers mhthiudsr
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<Tyler> hop on jenn
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> Tyler, i love the taste of your hot cock!
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<Tyler> I love the way u suck me, jenn
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-> *shygirl* I bet this guy has a few traumatized hamsters sitting in a cage at home.
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<Tyler> ride me jenn
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*shygirl* Obviously, this man has never had sex. Fortunately, I'd never inflict him on a woman. :D
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<shygirl> ooooh
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* Tyler fondles tami's huge tits
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> Tyler, I want you to take me from behind...
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<shygirl> oooh!!
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<Tyler> ok
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<shygirl> i like it when you lick my big red nipples
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<Tyler> get on your fours
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* honeypot gets on her hands and knees...
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* Tyler bites on tami's nipples
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<shygirl> oooohhh!
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* Tyler grabs jenn's ass and slams into her
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<shygirl> itsss hrd to type i am getting all wett
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-> *Catfish* Oh man, is this one a winner.
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<Tyler> that's ok tami
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*shygirl* What a gimp. An ass man.
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*** Tyler is sasst36@unixs1.cis.pitt.edu (*Unknown*)
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*** on channels: @#Tyler
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*** on irc via server dewey.cc.utexas.edu (UT's "I Repeat Class" server)
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*shygirl* :D
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> Oooooo, baby! You know how I like it!
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* Tyler starts fucking jenn slowly and gradually faster
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> Uh-huh.... mmmmmmmm
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<shygirl> oih fuck me fuck me you long hard stud!!
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*Catfish* uh oh :) Did you get the /whois? That goes extra humiliation points :)
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<Tyler> my 7 incher coming in adn out of jenn's pussy]
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-> *Catfish* Did it right before you asked. ;)
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<Tyler> get next to jenn, tami
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*shygirl* 7 inches...and that's anet.exaggeration for him. Oh, I'm sorry. Really sorry. :D
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> Tyler, I want ALL of you, big boy!
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<Tyler> tami: and get on your fours
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* shygirl gets on all fours
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<shygirl> cram it to the hilt
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*Catfish* heh
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* Tyler pulls out of jenn and fucks tami for a min
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* Tyler fingers jenn
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*Catfish* of course, we posted this on a mailing list/newsgroup that all the #christian regulars were on at the time :)
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*shygirl* only took him a minute. :) Must be an aggie. :D
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<shygirl> ooooooh
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* honeypot sits back on the pillows and enjoys the scene...
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> ooooo, Tyler!
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* Tyler pulls out of tami and goes back to jenn
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*shygirl* I'll bet he boasts he got two women to his fellow CHem E majors. :D
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-> *Catfish* AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Hilarious.
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<shygirl> ooooh yes fuck me till i scream
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<shygirl> uer a wild man
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<Tyler> I'll give 10 strokes each ok?
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<shygirl> oooh i'm wet
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*Catfish* Planet Yip was a great list :D
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<Tyler> now tami
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* honeypot purrs contentedly... gimme some lovin' baby!
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<shygirl> ohoho
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<Tyler> and now jenn
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<shygirl> oh god i'm gonna faint
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> ooooo... ah eeeeeee ooooooo
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*shygirl* ROTFL
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* Tyler is fucking jenn harder now
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<Tyler> letting shygirl recover
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<shygirl> i'm all juiced up 4 u
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<Tyler> cum on my dick jenn
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<Tyler> ok..
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* honeypot rocks in unison to your thrusts
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<Tyler> jenn..get on top of me and ride me
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<Tyler> while I eat tami out
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> Already there, baby... uh-huh... UH!
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<Tyler> sit on my face tami
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<shygirl> oooOOOOOH
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<Tyler> cum baby!
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<shygirl> im cuming cumming
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<shygirl> yes
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> ooooo.... i can't stop! I'M COMING!
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<shygirl> yes
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<shygirl> yes
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<Tyler> I wanna taste your cum
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> ooooooo, oooooo, uhhhhhhh
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<Tyler> oh yeah jenn...cum on my dick
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> I am, love, uh-huh.... aaaaahhhhhhhh
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<shygirl> tyler fuck my tight little hole one more time with your big dick
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* Tyler pulls out of jenn and goes deep into Tami
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<Tyler> all the way in with one thrust
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<shygirl> OOOOHHHHH
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-> *shygirl* Hmmmmm, I feel like saying something totally irrelevant. "By the way, I'm Amish."
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<shygirl> i ache with waves of pleasure
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<Tyler> my dick is glistering from your pussy juice
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*shygirl* I was thinking the same thing. "BTW, TYler, how do you feel if I brought an octopus into the next act?"
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* honeypot snuggles beside Tyler and licks his nipples, nipping playfully at the sensitive skin...
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* Tyler swallows every drop of jenn's cum
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<shygirl> oooh, icame so hard i almost passed out
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<shygirl> u r sooo good!
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> Tyler, ooooooooo!
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<Tyler> keep fucking me
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<shygirl> oh oh
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<shygirl> trout
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-> *shygirl* This guy will be a U.S. Senator someday. Mark my words.
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<Tyler> I"m ready to cum ladies
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<Tyler> now both of you sit close together so that I can shoot both of your faces
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<shygirl> tyler, not yet hold it in you big stud i wanna cum one more time
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*Catfish* is he as bad as Cast says?
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<shygirl> tyler ok
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<Tyler> ok..
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<shygirl> finger me
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<Tyler> tami: then fuckme
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-> *Catfish* Worse. :D
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> Tyler, I want you. NOW!
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* Tyler push tami down on the bed
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* Tyler spreads tami's leg
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<shygirl> oh YES
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<Tyler> and parts the pussy lips
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*Catfish* I told Cast, "Tell him you have a club foot" from the Ben log ;)
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<Tyler> and slides deep inside of her
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* honeypot plays with herself impatietly
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<Tyler> jenn: I'll get back to ya..
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*shygirl* I can't take this. I'm almost crying here. If Rachael walks in, I'm dead..ahhahahahahaha
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<shygirl> ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
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-> *Catfish* Oh man, I nearly choked when I read that. bwahahahahahaha
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* Tyler rapidly pumps in and out of tami
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<shygirl> i just came all over your duffel bag jenn im sorry
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<Tyler> now jenn?
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> shygirl, that's okay. it's not the first time. *giggle*
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<Tyler> wanna fuck me again?
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> NOW, TYLER!
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<Tyler> my dick is still rock hard
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* shygirl shygirl feels so faint tyler is such a man
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<shygirl> honey, blush
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> Tyler, i want you inside me. Now!
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* Tyler slides in jenn's tight cunt
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> Pleeeeeeassssseeeee!
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<shygirl> i want him to cum on my face like all studs do
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> oooooo, yes, fuck me! fuck me HARDER!
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<Tyler> yess
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<Tyler> harder
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<Tyler> and faster
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> HARDER! ooooooooooo
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> deeper, baby, DEEPER! ooooooo, you're so GOOD!
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<Tyler> my baals slpapping against your ass cheek
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> uh-huh! ooooooooooo, baby!
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<shygirl> jenn you are so lucky
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> FASTER!
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<Tyler> cum for me babe
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> Oh Gog i'm so wet!
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* Tyler slams in as fast as he can
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> ung! uh-huh... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
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<Tyler> yes...
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> I'm almost there, baby.... almost there!
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* Tyler pumps even faster
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-> *shygirl* Good think I'm not drinking milk. It would be passing through my nose right about now.
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> YES! YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
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<Tyler> cum Jenn!
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> OH GOD I'M COMING!!!!!!!
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<Tyler> oh yeah...
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*shygirl* I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. :D
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* Tyler pulls out and aims his cock toward tami's face
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<shygirl> oh pleas fuck me tyler
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<shygirl> oh TES
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> ung... oooooo..... I think I'm gonna faint....
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<shygirl> squirt your ht jizz on my face]
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<Tyler> I"m gonna cum...
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<shygirl> oh yes
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> I want some too!
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<Tyler> ohhhhhhh
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* Tyler turns around and shoots some to jenn
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* shygirl shygirl bends down and places her firm red lips, genly moistened by her sensuous tongue, around tylers glans.
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-> *Catfish* You're going to scream. I mean it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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<Tyler> oh shit...I shot everywhere...
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<shygirl> oh yes!
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<Tyler> how many times did u girls cum?
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*Catfish* Geez, is he that bad/good? :)
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<shygirl> i came 4 times!
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<Tyler> oh..my system shuts down in 2 min
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* honeypot cleans up your hot cum with his fingers and licks them, mmmmmmmmm
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<Tyler> and u, Jenn?
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-> *shygirl* should we reveal ourselves?
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<shygirl> tyler you are quite a man!
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<Tyler> tami: thanks
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> Tyler, I love to lick your hot fingersmmmmmm
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*shygirl* Hm, I dunno. I'm posting this to alt.irc. :D
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*shygirl* I think it'd be hilarious to have his irc.buddies tell him.
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<Tyler> gotta go ladies....
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<Tyler> nice fucking with ya
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> Goodbye, Love. Thank you.
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<shygirl> bye you big studmuffin! have an elf!
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<Tyler> maybe we'll do it again
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*Catfish* Cast isn't sure how to save the log to disk.
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<shygirl> *koff*
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*** Signoff: Tyler (*KISS* *KISS*)
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<shygirl> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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> bwahahahahahahahah!
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<shygirl> OH man. Oh man.
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<shygirl> What a FUCKING loser!
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*** shygirl is tkderrick@hellcat.ecn.uoknor.edu (Tami K. Derrick)
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*** on channels: #Tyler
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*** on irc via server irc.iastate.edu (Iowa State Alternate Reality Server)
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<shygirl> Oh shit. Just a sec.
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<shygirl> The neighbors think I've lost it. :D
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> hahahahahahhaa
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> Well, I think we can head off now. ;)
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<shygirl> Oh God. SOmeone shoot me before I lose it
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> hahahahahahahah
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Yep. This is what all you netsexing studmuffins out there look like. Think
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you've been getting appreciative women all this time? Not a chance. You
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CAN'T get laid, only ridiculed. Give up, before we are forced to incur yet
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more amusement at your expense. :D
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