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---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------
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------04.06.94-----------------------------------------------------#012------
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The Poetboy Chronicles
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by Snarfblat
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This is the first installment in The Poetboy Chronicles. There will be
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many more. We write about Poetboy because he is an easy target, and anyone
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who names himself Poetboy deserves to be tormented. If you don't believe
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that this is a true story, look in the channel #moon on irc. Poetboy has
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been known to use different nicks, but he is always moses@world.std.com.
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Poetboy and the Big Shoe
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One day, Poetboy pretended to be sick. He wanted to stay home from
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school and snoop in the attic where his parents told him never to go. After
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he was sure they had gone to work in the mines, he snuck up to the attic and
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started to open boxes. Most of them were empty, except for one. It was the
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biggest box of all, and inside it Poetboy found the biggest shoe he had ever
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seen.
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"What could I do with this shoe? I wonder what I should do." rhymed
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Poetboy. First he tried to wear the shoe, but it was much too big. Then he
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poured milk into it and tried to make cereal. But no matter how much milk he
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put in it, it didn't fill up. He put his dog in, and his dog disappeared.
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Then he put his cat in. Finally he decided to go in. He went in and fell
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asleep for a long time.
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When he woke up his dog and cat raped him and poured milk all over him.
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Then they ate him. They offered him the dignity of killing himself but he
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started to write a poem about it so they just shot him.
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IBFT is: Farnon's cat - kiesa%tacobel@merk.com Home Board: (508)371-9849
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Snarf's cat - clawdia%tacobel@merk.com Pulsating Temple of Stan
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mailing list: bleed-request@unix.amherst.edu
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