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---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------
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------03.19.94-----------------------------------------------------#007------
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Riding on the Subway with a Laptop and Other Stories
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by Snarfblat and Jason Farnon
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In an effort to find a life, we went to Harvard Square with a laptop. We
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plugged it in at the pizza place but the outlet didn't work so we ran down
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the battery writing about Tori Amos. Then we deleted it. But on the way
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home on the subway we wrote more stuff. We started a text file of doom.
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Farnon handed the laptop to the guy next to him on the train in hopes of the
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mere mortal typing in something cool. He turned out to be a pathetic geek
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not worthy of a steel imprint from our boots on his face. We erased that
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too. Then we noticed all the freaks on the subway. We wrote about them.
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Riding on the Subway with a Laptop
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by Snarfblat
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I have a Tandy 8088 with Deskmate on the ROM.
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I'm riding the subway home to get beat up by my Mom.
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I hate my laptop, it's so bad.
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If someone stole it I wouldn't be sad.
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The screen is lame and LCD.
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When i look at it i think i'm on LSD
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That Guy in the Black Leather Cap
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by Snarfblat w/Cameo from Jason Farnon
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that guy in the black leather cap
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is sitting across from me.
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i think there's something wrong with him.
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i wonder what it could be.
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His thumb is twiching slowly
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and his hand is in his pants
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now hes looking at me
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i ask him, "do you dance"
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he's a total freak. i hope he dies.
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i offer him some french fries.
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why the fuck is he wearing that hat? if it rains, his hat will get ruined.
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maybe he just came out of an insane asylum or something. maybe he hasn't
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seen the light of day for several years. maybe in the 60's his hat was in
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fashion. Someone should call the fasion police.
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I bet you he has big hair. I bet you he listens to Jammin 94.5
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I bet you he masturbated to Rou Paul pictures.
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ok, so we should get the T police in here, because that hat is violating my
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sanity. he is disturbing the peace - the public's sense of security, the
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basic notion that NOBODY would ever wear a hat like that and still walk
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the streets. maybe he has a probation officer.
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but if he can wear that hat, is anyone safe?
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he has left the train now, out of sight but not out of mind. Who will be
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the next victim of his insanity? we can only wonder.
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Two Townies Across From Me
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by Jason Farnon
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Two Townies sitting across from me on the train
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god they suck
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This Fat Guy
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by Snarfblat
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what's his fuckin' problem?
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Go Home Rich Boy
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by Jason Farnon
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Two townies sitting across from me
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pretty boy fucks im going to put you out of your misery
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im going to rip off your flannel and shove it up your rectum
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im going to skin Kennedy and make you masturbate to her
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die die die die die die
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Last Seat on the Train
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by Snarfblat
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last seat on the train
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he tries to escape the pain
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the world could not accept his size
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so he tries to avoid their piercing eyes
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but he can never get away
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he's gonna have to pay
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fuck he left
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Killing in the Name of Mommy
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by Jason Farnon
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I wonder. I wonder if the stupid townie fuck listens
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to rage against the machine and has to be home by 10pm
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Asleep Black Guy on the Train
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by Jason Farnon
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asleep black guy on the train. is he asleep, or is he dead?
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they're afraid to shake him to find out. he smells you know
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