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º "Millions of Phun things 2 do at Skool" º
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º Date: 10/14/94 Written By: ²±°Sandman°±² Issue No. 4 º
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What's up? It's me again (your probably wondering to yourself "What the
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F*ck is this guy still doing around all New publications HAVE to fall apart
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after the first 2 issues are out!!!") Well not me I' have a steady supply
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of ideas that will keep the issues coming out at least until NEW YEAR'S!
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So far I think I've been doing a good job on these issues but I could sure
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as hell use some help writing these things. Totured Soul has offered me my
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own message and file area (What A |<-R’d D00d!) I took him up on the offer
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and when I get up to 10 or so issues THP PIT will acquire these new items!
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I guess I should cut all this B.S. and get to the article. So....
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THW Publications proudly present..."Phun at Skool!"
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This is gonna' be sooo coollll......... Most of us go to that terrible
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place so adults can throw useless information at us in great quantities
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that they expect us to memorize. And they do this for a full 9 months!!
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Now most of us just sit there and take it all... I say F*ck THAT! Get up
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off of your butts and do somthing.. have a little phun. Adults put kids in
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school to keep us off the streets and out of trouble.. But no one ever said
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we can't have fun and cause trouble in school! That's where this text file
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comes in handy. This will give you some ideas on how to have more phun in
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school. Part 1, being this file, deals with non-destructive and mildly mean
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Every school you will ever go to has at least one completely
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annoying loser that you would just love to harass. Compiled here
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is a collection of dirty tricks to play on just such people.
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Things to do with an eraser...
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1. Hide it in the 'Class Idiot's desk.
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2. Super Glue it to the teachers desk.
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3. Put tape on the side that erases... the teacher will try SO
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F*cking hard to erase the board, he/she will go nuts!
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4. Tape a Snap-Pop to the erasing side. When the teacher trys to
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erase the board... *POW!* Scares the shit out of them!
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5. Put animal guts all over it!
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6. Put rubber cemment on the side you hold it on... when the teacher
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grabs the eraser.. Haha
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Things to do with Super Glue... (If you get strong glue this stuff
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works like a charm!) Remeber: Super Glue dries in 15 Seconds FLAT!
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1. Glue the light switches up... This is great!
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You will definatly need a hammer to turn the lights off
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2. Glue the chalk to the board!
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3. Glue the door handle up... The door will be locked for
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awhile! Trust me!
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4. Glue books to the teachers desk!
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5. Glue Pens to the wall.
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6. Glue Chairs to the floor. (Wooden floors only)
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7. Pour glue on the 'Dork's chair!
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8. Pour glue all over the Door Handle.. Super Glue is impossible
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to take off w/o Alcohol.
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9. If you have the type of teacher that buys coffee at 7-11 or
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AM-PM, then the cup will be made from Styro-Foam... Glue the
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base of the cup to the desk. When tries to pick up the cup, it
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will rip the cup in half, and he will get Coffee EVERYWHERE!
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10. If you have nerds in your class that have 'Pencil Cases'
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Then glue the cases shut! Haha
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Things to do with ROAD KILL & and Animal Crap...
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1. Tie the road kill by its feet and hang it from the ceiling!
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2. Put the road kill in the teachers desk (Rats/Squirls are best)
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3. Chop up the road kill and put it in someones bag!
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4. Chop it up and put it in someones desk! Phew.. THE SMELL!
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5. Gut it, and take the guts and throw it against the black board
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and walls!
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6. Chop the head off and place it on the teachers desk.
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7. Replace the Chalk with a rat arm!
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8. Get a bag of Dog Shit and put it in someones Lunch.
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9. Get some dead Rat Heads and put then in someones Lunch.
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10. Get a bag of Dog Shit, and pour it in someones bag.
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11. Get some Dog Shit and put like a dingle berrry in someones
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Milk, Soda, Sandwich, Pasta...etc... Hopefull they will atleast
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get it into their mouth! Eww!
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12. Just place some Dog Shit or Cat Shit and hide it somewhere
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like in the corner... the smell will get SO bad, and since they
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can't find it... Well, you know... Haha
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13. Take a bloody chicken foot, and place it on a desk, and with
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some blood, write "666 SATAN LIVES"!
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14. Smear Shit in someones Math Text Book... I hate math.
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15. Buy some cheap meat, and soak all the blood from it, and
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splash it all over the chalk board.. and make sur to get
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some meat chunks on it also. And write "NATAS WAS HERE"!
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16. Find a dead Dog and chop him up and spread his guts all over
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your class! Haha
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Other things to do...
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1. Throw ball bearing on the floors! Haha
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2. Throw crushed ice on the floor by the door way...
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everyone will become instant iceskaters! Haha
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3. Stick Bombs are *Always* a lot of phun...
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4. Put Garden Slugs in the drinking foutain..
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5. Blow up a desk w/ a remote detonator... while class is in
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session!
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6. Take some books from one person and replace them with
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someone elses.
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7. Did you know flinging sliced beets upward will often cause
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them to adhere to the cafeteria ceiling? Tomatoes too!
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8. Start to giggle moronically in class.
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9. Get everyone to start humming and NEVER stop, the teacher
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go NUTS! And what is he/she gonna do? Punish you all?!?
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10. Make GIANT spit wads, and as the teacher is writing on
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the board... Throw them at the board! Key: >DO NOT LAUGH<
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11. Throw staples at someone! It hurts like hell if it hits the
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face!
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12. Toss staples into someones hair!! It'll stay there for
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quite some time, i assure you.
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13. Write Satanic verses in your text book for the next person
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to use it!
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14. See who can throw spit wads at the ceiling longer without
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getting caught.
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15. Take something from someones desk and throw it in the garbage..
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watch their reaction... *DO IT TO A WIMPY NERD*
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16. Write a note to a girl saying she has food stuck between her
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teeth. Watch what she does, she will go nuts trying to get it
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out... Just keep telling her it's still there!
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17. Tell an Egotistic girl she has Cellulite on her leg (during
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class)..
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If you have a Phys Ed/Gym class, go to someones locker and
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break open one of those el cheapo ball point pens, making sure that
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you don't get any ink on yerself. Now, carefully apply the thick,
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dark ink to the numbers on the dudes locker dial. Don't forget to
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smear a good portion on the actuall knob also. When he gets back
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it'll be next to impossible to dial the right combination since he
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can't even see the numbers!
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If you sit right in back of someone you really hate, heres a
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nice little trick that can result in loads of pain to the victim.
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Take a nice rubberband, preferably the thin ones, and start
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twisting it for about 75 or so twists or until little knots start
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to form in the rubberband (if you do a "double helix" kind of twist
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the trick won't work). Now, stretch the twisted rubberband taught
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and place it on the dudes hair and let go! Instant hair tangler.
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In computer class it's always fun to set up the unoccupied
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computers to start beeping hyterically at a certain time. Write
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a (Basic) program something like this:
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10 FOR x = 1 TO 50000
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20 NEXT x
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30 FOR y = 1 TO 10
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40 PRINT chr$(7)
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50 FOR w = 1 to 100
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60 NEXT w
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70 NEXT y
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80 END
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Do this to a few of the machines and run them simultaneously. In
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a few minutes the machines will be beeping like mad and drive the
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teacher up the wall. It's really fun doing it to a substitute
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teacher who doesn't know shit about computers and has to turn off
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the power supply, thus ruining *everybody's* programs!
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Another great computer trick to play if yer schools 'puters don't
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have any disk drives or any form of backup, is to disable the break
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keys (or sequence thereof) and wait til some dork types in a long
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program with an infinite loop and runs it! heheh
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If your schools library has an electronic theft protection
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machine, there's bound to be little metallic strips buried deep in
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the pages of most of the books. Try to find those little strips
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by opening a book and spreading the pages apart (this takes some
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time and patience). Put the little strips in some idiot's backpack
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along with a few bullets. When he walks through the electronic
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gate watch out! He'll most likely have to empty out his backpack,
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and when they find those bullets on him...heheh, expulsion city for
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the dork (at least in the LAUSD it is).
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Ya know how some people like to slide down those rails in the
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center of stairways? The obvious thing to do here is to cut loose
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with a big glob of spit, heavy on the mucus, right on the rail!
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If not that, take one of those "paint" pens and draw a thick line
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right down the rail. When the idiot goes to slide down it...well,
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you know the rest. An ever better this to do it, super glue a small
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nail upward on the railing...*OUCH*!!
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If you really are sick of a class, just take some gum and
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stick it in the locks to the doors of that class. Guaranteed to
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prevent the entree of the teacher or anyone else until the janitor
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can remove it! Also ToothPicks Work just the same, if not better.
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If you have typing or computer class, it's always fun to sit
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in the back and pick yer nose and leave the residue on the
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keyboard. Same goes for doorknobs, locker dials, light switches
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hand rails, etc...
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Well thats it for issue #4 of The Hacker's Wearhouse I hope U enjoyed it.
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In the upcomming issues besides what I mentioned look for a:
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-The Hacker's Wearhouse SUPER SPECIAL 4 New Years.
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-HUGE pyro collection of the best and new
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stuph created by Yours Truly!!!
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But until then Have tuns of Phun and don't get caught!!
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Have a Shitty Day,
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²±°Sandman°±²
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