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º "16 SUPER WAYS TO PISS THE HELL OUT OF YOUR NEIGHBOR" º
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º Date: 10/13/94 Written By: ²±°Sandman°±² Issue No. 3 º
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Well I never thought I'd make it to issue 3 but here I am leading
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the way with new inovative ideas for all the H/P/A'ers out there. After
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writing the first issue I decided that I will use a format for what kind of
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topic will be discussed in each issue it will(as far as I know) go like this:
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A phreaking topic, then a Misc., followed by a HUGE Anarchy. This is the
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arangement that I will use but U don't have to follow it. Remember U can
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write about anything U want to just make sure it's good. With all this
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said and done I now present "16 super ways to PISS THE HELL out of your
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neighbors!"
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Do U have some of THOSE people next door that piss the hell out of
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U. I know I have this problem and I needed a Great solution so....I came
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up with this. "THE HANDY-DANDY-PISS-THE-HELL-OUT-OF-YOUR-NEIGHBOR-THAT-PISSES
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THE-HELL-OUT-OF-U-MANUAL" Let's get started....
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-Tie some strong fishing line to their door knocker and run it over a tree
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branch then walk about 50 yards away. Pull the string and knoock on their
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door about 5 million times. They'll open the door...no one's there...knock
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again as soon as they shut it do this about 25 times.
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-Order 20 pizzas to your neighbor. Amazingly enough, they might invite U
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over to help them eat it! And because of how lazy pizza delivers are they
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won't make them pay for the pizzas!
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-Draw a white chalk outline on their sidewalk then pour some ketchup on it
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this looks an awful lot like a murder scene and if you outline the area in
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YELLOW construction tape it looks even better.
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-Buy 100 LARGE GRADE A eggs and lay them all over their front steps or porch
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when they come out to get the morning paper......YUMMYYYYYYYYY!
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-Super glue their screen door shut.
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-Collect as many of those little cards that fall out of magizines then have
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the issues sent to your neighbor(remember to mark the card BILL ME LATER!)
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-Shove lagre pieces of fruit up the tailpipe of their car.
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-If they are having a BBQ stwich their propane with gasoline.
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-On the 4th of July aim all your bottle rockets at their windows.
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-Cover their driveway in tacks POINT UP(U woulden't belive how many people
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screw this up!)
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-Go to your local garden store and buy 100 lbs of manure...dump it all over
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their car!
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-Take a Shit in a baggie and wing it at their front door.
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-Tell them U got locked out of your house and U would like to stay inside
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until your parents get home. When they leave the room Piss all over their
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furniture.
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***BET U NEVER HEARD OF THESE NEXT 3***
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-egg their house
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-Throw rolls of toilet paper over their trees.
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-Empty 5 cans of Shaving cream all over their car
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***PRETTY GOOD IDEAS HUH?***
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-Unrole 3 packages of toilet paper so they are laying flat. Spray them with
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WD40 or CRC. Re-role them up and wrap a small tree(like an apple or cherry tree)
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with them. Then whip out your handy lighter and create the best baked apples
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this side of my grandmother's kitchen!
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Well that about does it for this issue I have no idea if U will see a third
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'cause my fingers might fall off. See Ya'!!
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²±°Sandman°±²
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