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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: !! An Index of the "new" HOE Issues
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: !! As of this update, that includes
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: !! HOE #91 - HOE #1050. Go you.
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: !! http://www.hoe.nu
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: !! mailto: hoe@hoe.nu
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: !! Oink you.
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!!===============================!!
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091 -- "The Death of Our Scene" -- Pip The Angry Youth
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092 -- "DIE MIKE!" -- Metal Chick
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093 -- "My Nipples Are Erect For You!" -- Hardcore
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094 -- "Collected Suicide Letters" -- Metal Chick
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095 -- "Girls Are Dumb" -- Metal Chick
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096 -- "Midnight Munchies, Valium, Take a Shower You Dirty Fuck" -- Styx
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097 -- "Long-sleeve Shirts" -- Kaia's friend Drew
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098 -- "The Intertwining Worlds of The Dumb and The Ugly" -- Pixy
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099 -- "A REAL Bush Fan" -- Creed
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100 -- "The Computer Underground Lovechart" -- Goldy the Pimp from Pamona
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101 -- "Group Therapy" -- Trilobyte
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102 -- "I'm So Stupid" -- Trip
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103 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part One" -- Eerie
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104 -- "SCREW" -- Trilobyte
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105 -- "Nobody Loves Me" -- Eerie
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106 -- "The Triangle" -- pVc
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107 -- "AO, Li-fo #7" -- Food
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108 -- "And You Wonder" -- Aproh
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109 -- "How to Hack NASA with AOL" -- Jubjub
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110 -- "A Dialogue on Love" -- Jamesy & Murmur
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111 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part Two" -- Nybar
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112 -- "Militia Entrance Exam" -- IM2K
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113 -- "Who the Fuck is This Jesus Christ Guy?" -- Creep
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114 -- "The Boy Who Seeks Happiness Meets Darkthrone" -- Murmur
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115 -- "It's Me!" -- Nyar
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116 -- "The Dangerous Streets of NYC" -- Eerie
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117 -- "An Interview with Mogel" -- Jamesy
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118 -- "So Much to Live for, So Much to Die for, Right?" -- Kheldar
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119 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Three" -- Mercuri
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120 -- "On Yumas" -- HACKERS
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121 -- "Free Buttplug" -- Styx
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122 -- "How to Get Chicks: The FAQ!" -- Swiss Pope
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123 -- "An ASCII Portrait of Antihero" -- Morpheus
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124 -- "Short Story (Code Number ORANGE)" -- Murmur
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125 -- "Laughing" -- Mogel
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126 -- "hey i'm in the chinese channel" -- Styx
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127 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Four" -- Murmur
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128 -- "The Fun I had with a Crazy, Old Vietnamese Lady" -- Muze
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129 -- "Christ Demands More Money" -- The Onion
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130 -- "How to Kill Your Roommate and Frame Her Fat Friends" -- Muze
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131 -- "Text Files" -- Darwin
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132 -- "C-" -- Glynis
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133 -- "Reality and Fantasy: An Indepth Analysis" -- Nybar
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134 -- "Ode to Manson" -- Taraxis
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135 -- "Asshole or Bitch" -- Styx
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136 -- "It's All A Facade" -- Pagenwait
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137 -- "Hemmorhoids" -- Shadow Tao
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138 -- "Killing Time On A Sunday Afternoon" -- Legion
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139 -- "Potato Salad" -- Murmur
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140 -- "Enter MatCat" -- Antihero
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141 -- "A Womans's Guide to Geeky Guys" -- Lonewolf
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142 -- "Are You Calling Me A Liar?" -- Trilobyte
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143 -- "Carmex Rocks My World" -- MoonBagel
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144 -- "A Sentence" -- Orestes
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145 -- "Here's The Story of A Cat Named Buddy" -- Trip
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146 -- "Eaten Alive by A Faulty Ball Bearing Cooling Fan" -- Skinhorse
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147 -- "A Call-Us & Damnit! Adventure" -- Whoops
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148 -- "Thoughts And Deja Vu" -- Gaurdian
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149 -- "Sleep Deprivation" -- Sonia
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150 -- "Slit and Slot; No, Just Coffee, Thanks" -- Styx
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151 -- "Fear and Loathing in The Suburban Midwest" -- MoonBagel
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152 -- "Normal Vacation" -- Murmur
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153 -- "Missing The Boat" -- Kraftwerk
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154 -- "THE... BITCH.... QUEEN... IS DEAD!!!" -- Nybar
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155 -- "The Spice Girls" -- Jubjub
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156 -- "Why Are They Eating This? -- Quarex & RottenZ
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157 -- "Emoticons Explained" -- Swiss Pope
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158 -- "yellow.american.cheese.gz" -- Ilsundal
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159 -- "Dick Van Dyke" -- Jubjub
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160 -- "2599 Unlimited" -- 2599
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161 -- "Hope Dies Last" -- Neko
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162 -- "FUCK THE BROKEN DITTO MACHINE" -- Quarex
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163 -- "The Dead Hippo" -- Kraftwerk
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164 -- "Notes From My Freshman Year" -- MoonBagel
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165 -- "Can I Be A Barber, Mom?" -- Jook
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166 -- "The Spirit of Giving" -- PezMonkey
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167 -- "Hippo Crackers" -- Trilobyte
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168 -- "Bots Are Evil" -- Aster
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169 -- "Your Sister is Hot" -- Styx
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170 -- "Why Can't I Be A Crack Baby?" -- Backwash
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171 -- "The Hanson Scourge" -- DeusVitae
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172 -- "The Three Little Wolves and The Big Bad Pig" -- File13
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173 -- "Dwindle Dwindle Dwindle" -- Cstone
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174 -- "Barbeque, I Don't Like You" -- Phorce
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175 -- "A Horrible Imitation of Henry Miller" -- Skinhorse
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176 -- "Anything Else" -- PezMonkey
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177 -- "What's Your New Year's Resolution? Huh?" -- FyFy
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178 -- "Drop Dead" -- Rattle
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179 -- "The Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster
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180 -- "I'm Complicated" -- Lilnilhil
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181 -- "There Was A Girl" -- Neko
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182 -- "The Continued Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster
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183 -- "Why Drugs Are Queer" -- Kraftwerk
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184 -- "My Stupid h0e" -- Plexus
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185 -- "A Super Cool Way to Kill Yourself" -- Sighrik
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186 -- "Friends" -- Aster
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187 -- "Homosexuality Unleashed" -- Ilsundal
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188 -- "MatCat Explains Christianity" -- Antihero
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189 -- "My Ass" -- Skinhorse
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190 -- "Hume Tickles Me" -- MoonBagel
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191 -- "Dear Jewel Kilcher" -- Styx
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192 -- "The 815 Bust Revisted" -- Neko
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193 -- "The Lady with Red Hair" -- Aster
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194 -- "MatCat Goes Hacking" -- Antihero
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195 -- "The Netsplit Heard 'Round The World" -- Kraftwerk
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196 -- "Marching Over Me" -- Leprekon
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197 -- "Bob and Suzy" -- Aster
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198 -- "MatCat Gives Up" -- Antihero
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199 -- "POETRY EXPLOSTION!" -- Various Artists
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200 -- "Hubris" -- Various Artists
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201 -- "Cancerman vs. Clinton" -- GrayWolf
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202 -- "Big, Scary, Jungle Snake" -- MoonBagel
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203 -- "No Sleep" -- Neko
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204 -- "Ode to Yak Boy" -- Captain Bovine
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205 -- "HYPE eZine -- Issue 1" -- Craig Martin
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206 -- "An Interview with Aster" -- Mogel
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207 -- "Go to a Real Strip Club!" -- Muze
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208 -- "Anarchy" -- ANdz0oey
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209 -- "Boobie the Pig" -- Kraftwerk
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210 -- "HYPE eZine -- Special Edition" -- Craig Martin
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211 -- "Social Darwinism Never Sounded So Good" -- RM
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212 -- "Let Me Out of My Cellar" -- Gangsta Spanksta
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213 -- "The Poem Of Orality" -- Alternative Rocks
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214 -- "Two Short Stories" -- ANdz0oey
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215 -- "Why Valentine's Day Sucks" -- Muze
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216 -- "Alfheim Fuzes with Tlorah" -- Ilsundal & Rattle
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217 -- "Non-condition" -- ANdz0oey
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218 -- "mp3's Rule!!!!!" -- Skinhorse
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219 -- "BioWar: Not Just a Novel Idea" -- Tom Adam
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220 -- "bOO- Teaches Me Finnish" -- Mogel
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221 -- "The Never-ending Story of Norman, a Guy Who Hates Fishing..." -- RM
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222 -- "I Believe in God" -- Captain Bovine
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223 -- "WE'RE ALL FUCKED!" -- Mack
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224 -- "Afterschool Specials: Lost on The Cutting Room Floor" -- Whoops
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225 -- "Bounty Hunter" -- Trilobyte
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226 -- "The Day Armaggedon Began" -- Alternative Rocks
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227 -- "Some Rants" -- Mokie
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228 -- "The Inaccessible Woman" -- Mooer
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229 -- "Game Over" -- RedMan
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230 -- "Shot: Chapter 3" -- ANdz0oey
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231 -- "A Scholarly Essay on the Benefits of Rape in Society" -- PezMonkey
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232 -- "Collect Call of Cthulhu" -- Ken-ohki
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233 -- "Yellow Balloon" -- Aster
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234 -- "hehehehe!" -- Murmur
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235 -- "The Last Man On Earth" -- Puck
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236 -- "I Don't Care If You Like Eating Pussy" -- Styx
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237 -- "PrisonSex7" -- Mogel
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238 -- "The Way The Flying Pencils Made it Into..." -- Ilsundal
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239 -- "Translating for The Army in Deutschland" -- Teerts
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240 -- "Harrey Carrey's a Drunk, But We Still Love 'em" -- Jook
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241 -- "My Life Is Shit Becud Why Dee" -- FishLipper
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242 -- "LIKE A GOURMET CHOLESTEROL FREE BREADSTICK" -- Kaia
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243 -- "Grumble. Grumble." -- Scott S.
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244 -- "Colfax, Colfax - I love thee" -- Jook
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245 -- "Albert Knibschuk" -- Styx
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246 -- "Gaa-nomes" -- Aster
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247 -- "Penis Plural Is NOT Penii" -- PezMonkey
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248 -- "Sort of Just Filler" -- Guardian
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249 -- "Natural Selection By Equality" -- AltRocks
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250 -- "You butt-poking anal baby" -- Styx
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251 -- "The Gingerbread Man" -- File13
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252 -- "Fishies" -- Aster
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253 -- "Apotheosis" -- Lifelike
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254 -- "Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85%..." -- AltRocks
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255 -- "A Crackpot Mathematician Analyzes The Fifth..." -- Swiss Pope
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256 -- "Return To BBS Greatness" -- Nybar
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257 -- "Serious Art A La T.S. Eliot" -- Zaff & Soybean
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258 -- "Hello, This Submission Is So Bad It's Funny" -- Northstar
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259 -- "Being Accepted In Public" -- Chris Cox
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260 -- "Why I Won't Be At Graduation" -- Cyn
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261 -- "HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!" -- Ziego Vuantar
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262 -- "An Act of God" -- Jesse
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263 -- "Pig Story" -- Nybar
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264 -- "About me!" -- Glynis
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265 -- "How To Maintain the Mr. Sensitive Persona with..." -- Trilobyte
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266 -- "Bruce Corey's 15 Minutes of Fame" -- Fenris J. Sunswallower
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267 -- "Some Stuff I Wrote" -- Arhat
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268 -- "The Dorm Room Bong" -- Neko
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269 -- "Undulating Mr. Lizard" -- Trilobyte
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270 -- "The Coming of the Lord" -- Cyn
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271 -- "An Interview with Ben Ohmart" -- Mogel
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272 -- "Flip The 'Off' Switch" -- Charlie
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273 -- "6 Things That Are Always Funny" -- Mogel
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274 -- "An Epilogue to Wargames" -- Neko
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275 -- "Libertarians" -- Nybar
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276 -- "Librarian Phone Sex" -- Mutter
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277 -- "Drunk at 3AM" -- Phairgirl
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278 -- "Smart Bomb" -- Seaya
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279 -- "Mel The He/she Girl Slug" -- Aster
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280 -- "Should You Date The Devil?" -- Anjee
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281 -- "Suicidal Tendencies" -- Tasha
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282 -- "Public Transportation" -- AnonGirl
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283 -- "Participles Are Perceptions, too" -- Cstone
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284 -- "Sponsor an IRC Asshole" -- Teerts
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285 -- "Sellin' Smack On Da Street Ain't No Treat..." -- Snaf00
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286 -- "Things To Do with a Brick" -- Ramsey String
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287 -- "I Wanna Rock!" -- Phairgirl
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288 -- "Political Science?" -- Altrocks
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289 -- "The Benefits of Higher Education" -- Teerts
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290 -- "Smashface" -- Neko
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291 -- "Earl: The Flightless Balloon" -- Aster
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292 -- "Mother Goose is a Pervert" -- Anjee
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293 -- "Yeah" -- Kreid
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294 -- "I Need an Inexpensive Computer" -- Anonymous
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295 -- "New Teenage Girl Magazine: Girl Vibe" -- Quarex
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296 -- "Pictures of Our Genitalia" -- Rush2 & Xgirl
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297 -- "The Basics of Brother Torture" -- Inner Logic
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298 -- "Suffer the Children" -- Zaff
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299 -- "POETRY EXPLOSION 2!" -- Various Artists
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300 -- "Meet The Writers" -- The HOE Staff
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301 -- "The BIG-ASS Story" -- Various Artists
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302 -- "Christian Science" -- Ramsey String
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303 -- "Harlan Ellison Responds..." -- Squinky
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304 -- "Space People" -- Aster
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305 -- "Rise of The Mogels, The Final Chapter" -- Trilobyte
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306 -- "The Short-lived Diary of William Ernest Nuremberg..." -- Kreid
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307 -- "Sand Paper" -- Trilobyte
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308 -- "Killing People" -- Nybar
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309 -- "A History of Shame" -- Squinky
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310 -- "Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!" -- Teerts
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311 -- "Moo, Oink, Quack, Meow" -- Anjee
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312 -- "Beepers" -- Mutter
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313 -- "Girls, Girls, Girls" -- AnonGirl
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314 -- "A Cheer Medium Pace" -- LilNilHil
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315 -- "Veggie Burger Eatin' Hippie Reject" -- Phairgirl
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316 -- "In The Beginning..." -- AnonGirl
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317 -- "HOE Supports Teleconferences" -- Tasha
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318 -- "Twenty Ways to Deal With Being Dumped" -- Cyn
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319 -- "Girls That Write Text Files Know Everything About Love" -- Mogel
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320 -- "Same Sex Marriages" -- Neko
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321 -- "ARKANOID" -- Styx
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322 -- "How to Make Top Ten Lists" -- Avenger
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323 -- "Bums and the Everlasting Search for God" -- The Jester
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324 -- "Why I Don't Eat Fondue" -- Meenk
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325 -- "Jesus In Your Cereal" -- Ashtray Heart
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326 -- "Fuck Tibet" -- Zaff
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327 -- "The Crap I Write" -- PezMonkey
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328 -- "Mogel is GOD" -- Anjee
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329 -- "Better Living Through Chemistry?" -- Kreid
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330 -- "I Need a New Roommate" -- Cyn
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331 -- "Regarding Webster" -- Mogel
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332 -- "It's JUICE!" -- AnonGirl
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333 -- "Are You Man Enough?" -- Nybar
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334 -- "A LOT OF BAD THINGS I'VE DONE" -- Squinky
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335 -- "IRC Must Die" -- Ashtray Heart
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336 -- "Going Out For Drinks" -- Swiss Pope
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337 -- "I am Uberground" -- Meenk
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338 -- "Anal Retentive People Are Fun!" -- Muze
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339 -- "The... House" -- Meow
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340 -- "Drugs are bad, mmMM kay?" -- TPP
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341 -- "Learn About Pagenwait!" -- Pagenwait
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342 -- "It Was Unmistakably Human" -- Darwin
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343 -- "Annoying Scratch" -- Glynis
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344 -- "I Want To Fuck A Midget" -- Ashtray Heart
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345 -- "Selected Witty Retorts For Completely Desperate Idiots" -- Mogel
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346 -- "Death Becomes Him" -- Neko
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347 -- "Christian Conspiracy" -- Anjee
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348 -- "Precisely" -- Viledandy
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349 -- "A Bunch of Little Notes I Wrote to Myself" -- Kreid
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350 -- "The Origin of Euphoria" -- AnonGirl
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351 -- "People are Dumb and Stupid and Jerks..." -- Squinky
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352 -- "It's a Conspiracy" -- Mr. Sandman
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353 -- "Leave Me Empty" -- Tasha
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354 -- "The Chair" -- Deadpan
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355 -- "Square Dancing with The Fucking Fatsos" -- Ewheat
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356 -- "Bitchin' Text File" -- Ramsey String
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357 -- "Sad Days" -- Aster
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358 -- "Reforming Your Tenets" -- The Jester
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359 -- "The Jerry Springer Show" -- Neko
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360 -- "Lifestyles" -- Ashtray Heart
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361 -- "From Ape to Man, to Ape Again: Darwin's Dilemma" -- Anjee
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362 -- "Manic Depression" -- Phairgirl
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363 -- "Wild Man Goes Hunting" -- Apollo
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364 -- "Harp or Motion?" -- Trilobyte
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365 -- "I'm Complicated, Part 2" -- LilNilHil
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366 -- "The True Meaning of Christmas" -- Mutter
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367 -- "Death Notification" -- Squinky
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368 -- "A Life More Ordinary" -- Girl From Mars
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369 -- "What Really Happened at Christmas" -- Avenger
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370 -- "Gerbil Feed Bomb" -- Swamp Ratte'
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371 -- "Naked People (Are People, too)" -- Paganini
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372 -- "Internet Depression" -- LilNilHil
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373 -- "Geeks With Big Dicks" -- Darwin
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374 -- "Jesse's Self-destructive Methods" -- The Jester
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375 -- "Unsatisfactory Behavior" -- Cap'n Sparky
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376 -- "Teletype's First Lay" -- Squinky
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377 -- "The Problem with Pooh" -- Paganini
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378 -- "My Brother's Pockets" -- Phairgirl
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379 -- "GUNS N' FUCKIN' ROSES" -- Kreid
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380 -- "I Want My Fucking Anubi" -- Avenger
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381 -- "Ego et Internet" -- Isaac
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382 -- "I Thought Ignorance Was Supposed To Be Bliss" -- Caitlin
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383 -- "Microsoft, Clinton, and Mogel's Balls" -- Vyrus
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384 -- "That Time I Tried to Conquer The World or Something" -- LilNilHil
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385 -- "Macking" -- Mogel
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386 -- "This History of Capitalism" -- Ashtray Heart
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387 -- "A Goat Named Abel" -- Kreid
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388 -- "True Story" -- Isaac
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389 -- "Electrifying Discoveries On Alcohol" -- Anjee
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390 -- "Is it Normal or Ugly?" -- Daisy
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391 -- "plaZa auTomatIon" -- Trilobyte
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392 -- "Drivel" -- LilNilHil
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393 -- "Let's Be Friends" -- Hal08
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394 -- "Phairgirl's Diary" -- Phairgirl
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395 -- "House of the Rising Sun: Innsmouth, USA" -- Squinky
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396 -- "Macking Methods: A Rebuttal" -- Quarex
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397 -- "Looking For A Handle?" -- Various Artists
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398 -- "The HOE Rejects" -- Various Artists
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399 -- "Intentional HOE Rejects" -- The HOE Staff
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400 -- "Choose Your Own Adventure" -- Various Artists
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401 -- "Jersey Girls Suck (I Wish)" -- Hardcore
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402 -- "Why I Am Changing My Handle" -- Squinky/AIDS
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403 -- "1999 Is The Year of The Apocalypse" -- Caitlin
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404 -- "Another Statistic" -- AltRocks
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405 -- "My Microwaveable Pillow" -- Girl from Mars
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406 -- "Jacques Cousteau is An Alien and Still..." -- Ashtray Heart
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407 -- "Stupid Fuckin' Gas Station Customers" -- Daisy
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408 -- "Business Practice" -- Mistawho
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409 -- "I Like Monkeys" -- Holocost
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410 -- "Clear Bawta" -- Isaac
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411 -- "The Day I Fucked That Hot Girl" -- Caitlin
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412 -- "I Froze My Tits Off in Minneapolis" -- Seaya
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413 -- "My Phallic Pistol" -- Teerts
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414 -- "Meet Betty" -- Phairgirl
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415 -- "Picking Your Ass in Public" -- Anjee
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416 -- "A Package For a Girl" -- Styx
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417 -- "That Silly Dog" -- Trilobyte
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418 -- "FuCkelibacy Soot Rant" -- Miasma
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419 -- "The Rape and Murder of Katherine Genovese" -- AIDS
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420 -- "The Story Of Want and Love" -- Muze
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421 -- "RONCO PROPAGANDA" -- RON POPEIL
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422 -- "Talented" -- Mutter
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423 -- "A Day in The Life of a Gangster" -- Belial
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424 -- "House and Home with Lynette Jennings" -- AnonGirl
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425 -- "Organic Farming" -- Kaia
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426 -- "Area 401" -- Laja
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427 -- "One Man, Standing At The Threshold" -- Rantaslin
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428 -- "Lamb of God" -- AIDS
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429 -- "An Agnostic Tourettic Obsessive Compulsive..." -- Soybean
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430 -- "The Glorious Fate of a Boy Who Failed in Life..." -- Kreid
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431 -- "Illicit Substances and a Carefree Lifestyle" -- Quarex
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432 -- "Run From My Car" -- Paganini
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433 -- "Le Rocke Hyperstructure" -- Isaac
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434 -- "A Little Too Much About Me" -- Meenk
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435 -- "The Insistence of Meaning" -- Neko
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436 -- "Only in Quebec" -- Anjee
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437 -- "Boogiemen Are Scary" -- Aster
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438 -- "Alcohol Discoveries On Electrifying" -- M4D 3LF
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439 -- "Confetti On Your Head" -- Mogel
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440 -- "Ignorant Guardian" -- Trilobyte
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441 -- "K-R4D vs. Emoticons :)" -- Phairgirl & M4D 3LF
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442 -- "News Flash: Women Are Not Helpless" -- Nitro-187
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443 -- "Purple" -- Tasha
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444 -- "Understood" -- Mutter
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445 -- "Legalize Suicide or Change!" -- AltRocks
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446 -- "My Fucking Ex-Roommate" -- Cyn
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447 -- "A Log of Boredom" -- Avenger
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448 -- "What I Did During My Winter Break" -- Girl From Mars
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449 -- "My Brother's Friends" -- AnonGirl
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450 -- "Obituary for IM2K" -- AIDS
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451 -- "Karaoke" -- Phairgirl
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452 -- "I Am Trying to be Clever" -- Neko
|
||
453 -- "I'll Flip You For It" -- Z
|
||
454 -- "Computers 'n Stuff" -- M4D 3LF
|
||
455 -- "Sincerely Yours" -- AIDS
|
||
456 -- "The Bottle Rocket Gun -- A True Story" -- Cap'n Sparky
|
||
457 -- "The Futility of Education in America, Stupid." -- The Jester
|
||
458 -- "Drunken Nice Guy Misogyny" -- Rantaslin & Teerts
|
||
459 -- "Why Do I Date Closed-minded Pricks?" -- Caitlin
|
||
460 -- "The Evil Comes" -- Aster
|
||
461 -- "Your Own Personalized Issue of HOE" -- Mogel & Kaia
|
||
462 -- "The Smartest Man Alive is Somewhere Out There..." -- Kreid
|
||
463 -- "Breaking Up For Christ" -- Phairgirl
|
||
464 -- "Mass Media" -- Reflecks
|
||
465 -- "Urges of Sexual Gratification" -- Miasma
|
||
466 -- "Modern Art" -- PezMonkey
|
||
467 -- "Misery Takes a Victim" -- Postal
|
||
468 -- "Cereal Killas" -- M4D 3LF
|
||
469 -- "Dwelling On It" -- Tasha
|
||
470 -- "Gefallen Von Der Anmut" -- Meenk
|
||
471 -- "Warez Requests" -- The HOE Staff
|
||
472 -- "Sorrow" -- Kreid
|
||
473 -- "The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure Himself" -- Hardcore
|
||
474 -- "My Analytical Self" -- Anjee
|
||
475 -- "When The Beast Met The Outhouse... and My Fear is Great" -- AIDS
|
||
476 -- "Dubuque Hoes" -- Phairgirl
|
||
477 -- "Teerts Luvs #ezines" -- Teerts
|
||
478 -- "Yesterday Was A Text File" -- Styx
|
||
479 -- "Bill Clinton is A Fascist Mass-murdering Hypocrite" -- TPP
|
||
480 -- "The Final Voyage of the Golden Unmutak" -- Tan Adept
|
||
481 -- "The Girl Who Never Cried Wolf" -- Girl From Mars
|
||
482 -- "O, Classic Way" -- Isaac
|
||
483 -- "Mother's Green Sweater" -- Jook
|
||
484 -- "Drivers Education" -- Caitlin
|
||
485 -- "Kermit The Frog Meets The World" -- Reflecks
|
||
486 -- "Exploring Yourself... Healthy?" -- Postal
|
||
487 -- "A Critical Essay on Shakespeare" -- Kreid
|
||
488 -- "Enticing and Dicing" -- Mooer
|
||
489 -- "Head Full of Garbage" -- Mutter
|
||
490 -- "I Fell in Love Today" -- Quarex
|
||
491 -- "In Search of BigDaddy" -- Paganini
|
||
492 -- "Hairdryer of Instant Karmic Justice" -- Uberfizzgig
|
||
493 -- "Change of Heart?" -- M4D 3LF
|
||
494 -- "When a Mack Fails" -- Anjee
|
||
495 -- "You're Weird" -- Tasha
|
||
496 -- "Realizations, Pre-dawn." -- The Jester
|
||
497 -- "Not Me, Not Now" -- AnonGirl
|
||
498 -- "How About A Nice Game Of Chess?" -- Cap'n Sparky
|
||
499 -- "Meet The Other Writers" -- The HOE Staff
|
||
500 -- "HOE: Representing Planet Earth" -- The HOE Staff
|
||
501 -- "Gnosis" -- Kreid
|
||
502 -- "A Vegetarian Moral Dilemma" -- Art
|
||
503 -- "Internet Dating Services" -- AnonGirl
|
||
504 -- "Addictive Personality" -- Phairgirl
|
||
505 -- "Live For Your Children" -- Vyrus
|
||
506 -- "Hypothetical Question" -- Z
|
||
507 -- "Oli" -- Isaac
|
||
508 -- "Yesterday Was Hell... Today is Butter" -- ZZi
|
||
509 -- "Realistic Fabrication" -- Trilobyte
|
||
510 -- "No Regrets, I Never Asked to Be Born" -- Meenk
|
||
511 -- "My Beef with Phil Collins" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
512 -- "Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well" -- Kreid
|
||
513 -- "LOL ROFLMAO LOL GOTCHA" -- AnonGirl
|
||
514 -- "Going To The Hotel, A Creative Piece" -- Reflecks
|
||
515 -- "No More Porn" -- Hardcore
|
||
516 -- "Prosthelyzation" -- Phairgirl
|
||
517 -- "Random Generic" -- Neko
|
||
518 -- "Bedtime Story" -- Z
|
||
519 -- "How I Blamed The Female Logic on Something That Can..." -- Anilos
|
||
520 -- "For Kelly" -- Isaac
|
||
521 -- "Effective Fast-Food Training" -- Phairgirl
|
||
522 -- "After 5 Beers At The Amiga Convention" -- Trilobyte
|
||
523 -- "Memories with Pink-Floyd" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
524 -- "For Kelly 2" -- Isaac
|
||
525 -- "Introducing ReasonToVive" -- AnonGirl
|
||
526 -- "Auto Disconnect" -- PezMonkey
|
||
527 -- "Four Stories To Giggle Over" -- Anilos
|
||
528 -- "Viable Substitutions for Intelligence" -- Caitlin
|
||
529 -- "It's News to Us" -- Uberfizzgig
|
||
530 -- "Dreambath of Hallucinogens" -- Tasha
|
||
531 -- "So You Want To Be A Masked Vigilante" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
532 -- "SVP Aidez Nous!" -- AnonGirl
|
||
533 -- "Murphy's Pub" -- Trilobyte
|
||
534 -- "Complete Crap" -- LilNilHil
|
||
535 -- "Too Young to Love, Not Old Enough to Marry" -- Daisy
|
||
536 -- "Bummer of a Dream" -- Another Mike
|
||
537 -- "Things That Annoy Me" -- Anilos
|
||
538 -- "For Kelly 3-6" -- Isaac
|
||
539 -- "How Zines Are Made" -- Nybar
|
||
540 -- "When Yesterday Was Tomorrow" -- AIDS
|
||
541 -- "Call Me Naked" -- Paganini
|
||
542 -- "Why I'm Not an Angry Queer" -- Cyn
|
||
543 -- "Your Perfect Match (Ugol's Law)" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
544 -- "Why Sex is NOT Better Than Masturbation" -- AltRocks
|
||
545 -- "Dirk Diggler Can Eat My Ass Out" -- Meenk
|
||
546 -- "Nobody Loves a Dishwasher" -- Unrelated
|
||
547 -- "A Love Story" -- Caitlin
|
||
548 -- "Instruction Manual for The Sexually Frustrated" -- Reflecks
|
||
549 -- "Just Another Friday" -- AnonGirl
|
||
550 -- "The Sweetest of Fruits" -- Phairgirl
|
||
551 -- "Happy Floggings" -- Kreid
|
||
552 -- "I Rawk ur m0m" -- AnonGirl
|
||
553 -- "Why Am I So Nice?" -- Anilos
|
||
554 -- "I Love a Man in Uniform" -- Muze
|
||
555 -- "CUSTENU.TLX" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
556 -- "Drive" -- Another Mike
|
||
557 -- "My First C++ Program" -- Seaya
|
||
558 -- "For Kelly 7-9" -- Isaac
|
||
559 -- "How I Really Feel" -- Daisy
|
||
560 -- "Create Your Own Fun!" -- Phairgirl
|
||
561 -- "An Explanation Of One Of My More Inscrutable Works" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
562 -- "Friends" -- Phairgirl
|
||
563 -- "Real, Not Real" -- Unrelated
|
||
564 -- "The New Adventures of..." -- Nybar
|
||
565 -- "10 Things I Hate About Me" -- AltRocks
|
||
566 -- "How I Became Normal" -- AnonGirl
|
||
567 -- "Jessie and the Bunny" -- Oregano
|
||
568 -- "Do You Want Cheese With Your Whine?" -- Granny
|
||
569 -- "When Computers Go On Humanitarian Crusades" -- Uberfizzgig
|
||
570 -- "Why I'd Pity a Psychic" -- Rhea
|
||
571 -- "How Hardk0re Learned To Stop Worrying and Love" -- Kaia
|
||
572 -- "<darwin_> 'Can anybody tell me what's wrong?'" -- Tasha
|
||
573 -- "FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A FACE CARD!!!" -- Uberfizzgig
|
||
574 -- "I Suck" -- Phairgirl
|
||
575 -- "Barbie's Untold Story" -- AnonGirl
|
||
576 -- "In Defense of Kinko's" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
577 -- "Waiter, There's a Fly in My Primordial Soup" -- Miasma
|
||
578 -- "Yesterday I Saw True Vanity" -- ZZi
|
||
579 -- "Love's Labour's Lost" -- Darwin
|
||
580 -- "DNA, The Perfect Template for a Metaphor" -- Anilos
|
||
581 -- "He Needed Inner Healing, and NRMLGRL Knew It" -- Kaia
|
||
582 -- "Styx Debunks Marijuana Myths" -- Styx
|
||
583 -- "IRC is Better Than Stand Up Comedians" -- Granny
|
||
584 -- "THIS IS BULLSHIT" -- Quarex
|
||
585 -- "Satire On The Truth About Men" -- Effy
|
||
586 -- "Possibly Proverbial Parables, Volume One" -- Trilobyte
|
||
587 -- "Dear You" -- Mutter
|
||
588 -- "My Nomination for 'Greatest Eccentric of the..." -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
589 -- "Gang Bang Business Trip" -- Jamesy
|
||
590 -- "Farmer Floyd" -- Phairgirl
|
||
591 -- "A Personal Rekolektion & HIStory of TELETYPE" -- AIDS
|
||
592 -- "The Secret History of Teletype" -- AIDS
|
||
593 -- "My Very First HOE Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ
|
||
594 -- "The Night I Killed Eilien" -- Oregano
|
||
595 -- "Catatonia" -- AnonGirl
|
||
596 -- "Think For Ourselves? What Kind of Concept is That?" -- Rhea
|
||
597 -- "Mean Jimmy Gets Drunk" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
598 -- "Child of Satan" -- Effy
|
||
599 -- "The Gojira Theorem" -- Quarex
|
||
600 -- "My Favorite Letter of The Alphabet" -- Kreid
|
||
601 -- "Three Stories for Children of All Ages" -- Phairgirl
|
||
602 -- "Words That Rhyme With Shed" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
603 -- "The Girl From Mars' Superhero Story" -- Girl From Mars
|
||
604 -- "When All Else Fails" -- AnonGirl
|
||
605 -- "Driving to The Pacific and Jumping In" -- Tasha
|
||
606 -- "Little Dolls With BIG GUNS" -- Beretta Ruger
|
||
607 -- "Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment Isn't: A Realization..." -- Anjee
|
||
608 -- "Things That Annoy Me, Episode 2" -- Anilos
|
||
609 -- "THE BEGINNING" -- Quarex
|
||
610 -- "My Second Hoe Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ
|
||
611 -- "How to Win a Guess-Your-Age Contest" -- Seaya
|
||
612 -- "Widget's Nachos" -- Aster
|
||
613 -- "When Jamesy Met Caity" -- Caitlin
|
||
614 -- "The Smart, the Wooden, and the Ugly" -- Kniht & Uberfizzgig
|
||
615 -- "Why I Refuse to Believe in God" -- Cyn
|
||
616 -- "The Picnic Channel" -- Oregano
|
||
617 -- "Why I'm Not Cheering For Gonzaga" -- Anilos
|
||
618 -- "Help for Those in Need" -- Twister
|
||
619 -- "A Personal Tribute To A Man Named Hasslehoff" -- Paganini
|
||
620 -- "Music Is Evil!!!!" -- AltRocks
|
||
621 -- "Family Circus" -- Anonymous
|
||
622 -- "Saving Celebrities" -- Cyn
|
||
623 -- "Apocalyptica Plays Metallica -- Four Cellos" -- Phairgirl
|
||
624 -- "Marilyn Manson, Friends, and Ex-Girlfriends" -- Unrelated
|
||
625 -- "Jack Frost" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
626 -- "What I Know About Shawn Mullins" -- Daisy
|
||
627 -- "Boy, Everything Sure is Zany" -- Phairgirl
|
||
628 -- "HOE Warzzz" -- RottenZ
|
||
629 -- "A Point of View" -- Anilos
|
||
630 -- "ATTENTION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND" -- Ziego Vuantar
|
||
631 -- "RFC-976" -- AIDS
|
||
632 -- "Just a Prediction.." -- Anjee
|
||
633 -- "I Suck, Part 2" -- Phairgirl
|
||
634 -- "About Nothing" -- Reflecks
|
||
635 -- "Janet Reno Does Washington" -- Lapse
|
||
636 -- "Yeah" -- AnonGirl
|
||
637 -- "Memories Fuck Up My Shit" -- Quarex
|
||
638 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 1" -- Aster
|
||
639 -- "I Forgot What I Was Going to Write About..." -- Phairgirl
|
||
640 -- "Kreid's 315,601st Textfile" -- Kreid
|
||
641 -- "Gnosis, Second Installment" -- Kreid
|
||
642 -- "AGHGHGHGHGH!" -- Quarex
|
||
643 -- "Ten Reasons Why I am Single" -- Juliet
|
||
644 -- "Seemingly Random" -- RottenZ
|
||
645 -- "Judge Not" -- Jubjub
|
||
646 -- "THE OLD ONES DEMAND COMPENSATION" -- AIDS
|
||
647 -- "dream you." -- The Jester
|
||
648 -- "Yellow Monster" -- Rhea
|
||
649 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 2" -- Aster
|
||
650 -- "Free Association" -- Tasha
|
||
651 -- "The Ill-begotten, Psuedo-ethics of Semi-janitorial Work" -- Hypomonk
|
||
652 -- "A Plane Ticket For Yuri" -- Trilobyte
|
||
653 -- "The Sea Witch, aka The Seventh Son of Seventh Son" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
654 -- "Ode to My High School Friends" -- Effy
|
||
655 -- "Ask Clyde"-- Clyde
|
||
656 -- "The Effects of Alcohol and Drugs on Driving Ability" -- Jubjub
|
||
657 -- "Sexual Evolution" -- Anilos
|
||
658 -- "AN OPEN LETTER TO SCOTT ZIBBLE" -- RottenZ
|
||
659 -- "Trendy, Are We?" -- Unrelated
|
||
660 -- "God Spake" -- Kreid
|
||
661 -- "An Open Letter To HOE" -- AIDS
|
||
662 -- "The Death Of Mogel" -- Oregano
|
||
663 -- "Retards Look Like Sea Cows" -- Effy
|
||
664 -- "Phairguy?" -- Phairgirl
|
||
665 -- "DIAPER BABY MALE WANT WOMEN TO HUMILIATE HIM" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
666 -- "Fifty-Nine Different Ways To Say Vagina" -- Styx
|
||
667 -- "I've Never Met Elmo" -- Reflecks
|
||
668 -- "The Only Time I Got Action" -- XxX_Droo7
|
||
669 -- "When I Grow Up, I Want To Write For HOE" -- Juliet
|
||
670 -- "I Tricked Some Fat Kid Today" -- RottenZ
|
||
671 -- "Story of the Lost Cluster" -- Anjee
|
||
672 -- "Growing Up Sucks" -- Jamezz
|
||
673 -- "History Assignment" -- Tasha
|
||
674 -- "The Hog" -- Shoe
|
||
675 -- "Those Darn V-1 Rockets" -- AnonGirl
|
||
676 -- "Oh Boo Hoo! Poor Me!" -- RottenZ
|
||
677 -- "Drink The Pepsi, Luke" -- Jammer 427
|
||
678 -- "I Step In Shit and Sleep On The Floor" -- RMW
|
||
679 -- "I Don't Shoot Heroin" -- Caitlin
|
||
680 -- "A Real Fun Test! Yes!" -- Reflecks
|
||
681 -- "Ginny Innygunk" -- Effy
|
||
682 -- "My Chat Logs Get Results, Dammit" -- Mr A Jim
|
||
683 -- "Russian Women Through The Ages" -- Jook
|
||
684 -- "The Voice Of My Conscience" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
685 -- "What Time Is It?" -- Issac
|
||
686 -- "The Importance Of Friendship" -- Angel Dust
|
||
687 -- "A Complete Repudiation" -- AIDS
|
||
688 -- "Manuel's Good Night" -- Trilobyte
|
||
689 -- "A Black Snake in the Spring" -- Rhea
|
||
690 -- "Superhero Origins" -- Uberfizzgig
|
||
691 -- "A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME" -- AIDS
|
||
692 -- "The Trenchcoat Mafia and Me" -- Neko
|
||
693 -- "I Love A Charade" -- Grlfrmars
|
||
694 -- "Dubuque" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
695 -- "A Tourist Guide to Dubuque, Iowa" -- Phairgirl
|
||
696 -- "One and The Same" -- Vlaad
|
||
697 -- "I Know You're A Girl And All, But..." -- AnonGirl
|
||
698 -- "If It's Bikini Kill, It Must Be Friday" -- Shana
|
||
699 -- "Noppa Gets Us Laid: An Exploration in Stupidity" -- Various Artists
|
||
700 -- "GNOSIS: THIRD INSTALLMENT" -- Kreid
|
||
701 -- "Secret Coordinate" -- Isaac
|
||
702 -- "My Russian Past Life" -- Cyn
|
||
703 -- "The Biggest, Largest, Most Exciting Heist... (Part One)" -- Nybar
|
||
704 -- "walden's life story." -- The Jester
|
||
705 -- "Uno International" -- Rhea & OzAdrian
|
||
706 -- "Teenagers, Nazis, and the French" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
707 -- "FUMPHGLUM" -- Aster
|
||
708 -- "Bittersweet Memories of Childhood" -- Lapse
|
||
709 -- "Computer's Internet" -- Interjen
|
||
710 -- "The Death of IM2K" -- AIDS
|
||
711 -- "The #2600 Experience, Featuring SkYFLuXX" -- Cstone
|
||
712 -- "Dr. Seuss, What A Pervert!" -- Six
|
||
713 -- "Onion Rings Get No Respect!" -- Clyde
|
||
714 -- "fuckingbugs.com" -- Effy
|
||
715 -- "Less Is More, Whatever!" -- Kernel Bob
|
||
716 -- "I Think Your Problems Are Very Trite." -- LilNilHil
|
||
717 -- "Struck A Chord" -- Mr A Jim
|
||
718 -- "Change Isn't Always Good" -- Anilos
|
||
719 -- "InfoSeek Says I'm Balding" -- Phairgirl
|
||
720 -- "The Final Class Project" -- Oregano
|
||
721 -- "Spies, Restaurants, and Laura's Mercedes" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
722 -- A Love Letter to GrlFrMars" -- AIDS
|
||
723 -- "Chapter 2: The Gathering Storm" -- Nybar
|
||
724 -- "My Two Lives" -- Six
|
||
725 -- "Her Russian Life (The True One)" -- Mr A Jim
|
||
726 -- "Hitch-hiker Buddy" -- JAMMER427
|
||
727 -- "Long Night, No Sleep Part 679" -- Neko
|
||
728 -- "POKLIKLI" -- Aster
|
||
729 -- "Meaningless" -- Mutter
|
||
730 -- "I Am So Sexy" -- Phairgirl
|
||
731 -- "Sic Transit Gloria Mundi" -- HOE E'ZINE
|
||
732 -- "Suzie" -- Isaac
|
||
733 -- "Gramma McKee's Special Penis Advice" -- McBoo
|
||
734 -- "Getting All Towed-Up" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
735 -- "Oh, Sweet Love and Pain" -- Laja Ajna
|
||
736 -- "Chapter 3: The Wrath Of Gods" -- Nybar
|
||
737 -- "Ask Clyde, The Second Coming" -- Clyde
|
||
738 -- "Propaganda" -- M4D 3LF
|
||
739 -- "If Lish Were More Like Smoove B" -- Crank
|
||
740 -- "Flamingd24" -- Neko
|
||
741 -- "Chapter 4: Nybar's Dilemma" -- Nybar
|
||
742 -- "The Lesser Creatures (and World Domination)" -- Paganini
|
||
743 -- "The Head Game That Went Bad And Turned Out Better" -- XxX_Droo7
|
||
744 -- "Booth 53" -- Etienne
|
||
745 -- "To Steve" -- Phairgirl
|
||
746 -- "What About Mine?" -- Viledandy
|
||
747 -- "The World I Live In" -- Hort
|
||
748 -- "Foreign Animals Talk Funny" -- Six
|
||
749 -- "Mary" -- Aster
|
||
750 -- "True Stories from IThinkICon" -- Various Artists
|
||
751 -- "A Love Letter To GrlFrMars, Part Two" -- AIDS
|
||
752 -- "Clouds, Picnics, and Colors" -- Mogel
|
||
753 -- "Clouds, Picnics, and Colors" -- Aster
|
||
754 -- "My Babble File" -- Hooker's Ghost
|
||
755 -- "Duck Hunt" -- Fake Scorpion
|
||
756 -- "Chapter Five: Rememberances Of A Mogel" -- Nybar
|
||
757 -- "It's Not The School's Fault" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
758 -- "BREATHE OUT. NOW" -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
759 -- "Some Really Easy Ways To Get Free Sex" -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
|
||
760 -- "ITIC Review Came Too Late" -- Seaya
|
||
761 -- "The Box!" -- Devon
|
||
762 -- "The" -- Aster
|
||
763 -- "Attack of the Mad Cow" -- Effy
|
||
764 -- "Something Stupid" -- iNSaNE_GuRL
|
||
765 -- "Bored & Old" -- Neko
|
||
766 -- "I'm Amazingly Horny Right Now" -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
|
||
767 -- "MIX IT UP!" -- GrlFrMars
|
||
768 -- "Digestion Awesome Do About" -- Mr_A_Jim
|
||
769 -- "Part Six: Rumble At The River" -- Nybar
|
||
770 -- "Grade 8 Memory, In One Act" -- AnonGirl
|
||
771 -- "HOE Fan Mail" -- Jessica
|
||
772 -- "Moving Picture" -- Mogel
|
||
773 -- "Kid Cuisine Memories" -- The Golden Boognish
|
||
774 -- "Cookie Land" -- Aster & Caitlin
|
||
775 -- "I'm One BADASS Hacker" -- Six
|
||
776 -- "Part 7: The NATURE of the Heist" -- Nybar
|
||
777 -- "May and the Past" -- Viledandy
|
||
778 -- "Journal Spewings" -- GrlFrMars
|
||
779 -- "Reason Number 92347 Why Never To Drive A Thousand..." -- Phairgirl
|
||
780 -- "Important Reminder" -- Y-WiNDoZE
|
||
781 -- "The Best Thing Since Plato's Academy" -- AIDS
|
||
782 -- "HuNNiE's HoT spOt" -- Laja Ajna
|
||
783 -- "Gavin and Nigel=Masterminds" -- The Golden Boognish
|
||
784 -- "Part 8: The TRUE Nature of the Heist" -- Nybar
|
||
785 -- "I Already Know What My Illegitimate Child Will be..." -- Jammer 427
|
||
786 -- "My Trip To Wayne" -- JubJub
|
||
787 -- "My Philosophical Quest For True..." -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
|
||
788 -- "Little Johnny Does A Heist" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
789 -- "A Hoe File" -- Tasha
|
||
790 -- "I Don't Have Big Hair, Dammit" -- Six
|
||
791 -- "Hoe Dream" -- AnonGirl & Miasma
|
||
792 -- "I'm Going To Brush My Tooth, I Mean It This..." -- Cannibal Butterfly
|
||
793 -- "Hill Picnic" -- Trilobyte
|
||
794 -- "The Animix Project" -- Dennis Courtney & Basehead
|
||
795 -- "The Peoria Beer Project" -- Neko
|
||
796 -- "THE DEAD" -- AIDS
|
||
797 -- "The Wise, Old Flower (Part 1)" -- Mogel & Aster
|
||
798 -- "Part 9--2 Stories, Part 1" -- Nybar
|
||
799 -- "The Advice Letter Project" -- The HOE Staff
|
||
800 -- "The Golden Unmutak's Inception" -- TanAdept
|
||
801 -- "Daddy's Grammar Princess Goes Down The Drain" -- Cannibal Butterfly
|
||
802 -- "Wiggle Worms" -- Nettle
|
||
803 -- "The Random Thoughts of a Confused Druggie" -- Angeldust
|
||
804 -- "The Idiot Game" -- Mogel & Nybar
|
||
805 -- "Quotes" -- Unrelated
|
||
806 -- "Myself, I Never Knew" -- Crack Genie
|
||
807 -- "A Lost Highway" -- Gideon
|
||
808 -- "The Five Worst Songs of ALL TIME" -- Phairgirl
|
||
809 -- "Life Is What You Make It" -- Sue
|
||
810 -- "Proton Packs" -- The Golden Boognish
|
||
811 -- "Cows" -- Effy
|
||
812 -- "The World Of Fact! The World Of Fiction!" -- Jame
|
||
813 -- "Mr. Orange Gleason's Trip To the Fair" -- JAMMER427
|
||
814 -- "The Wise, Old Flower (Part 2)" -- Mogel & Aster
|
||
815 -- "Semuta" -- Isaac
|
||
816 -- "Letters" -- Six
|
||
817 -- "I Wasted 2 Hours Reading Early cDc..." -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
|
||
818 -- "Data's Decision and the Decadence of the Modern..." -- Rhea
|
||
819 -- "Zebra II" -- The Golden Boognish
|
||
820 -- "Uber-Mogel" -- Seaya & Nybar
|
||
821 -- "Flamingd24 Part 2" -- Neko
|
||
822 -- "The Most/Least Fuckable Cartoon Characters" -- Hardcore
|
||
823 -- "The Second Time I Got Action? Pfft. The 8000th Time..." -- XxX_Droo7
|
||
824 -- "The Ballad Of Teletype" -- AIDS
|
||
825 -- "Kids" -- Mike Lake
|
||
826 -- "Everything Reminds Me Of Cheese" -- Effy
|
||
827 -- "Dissin' Miasma" -- AIDS
|
||
828 -- "Cousin Fuckers" -- The Golden Boognish
|
||
829 -- "Pornographic Midget Tossing - PAP SMEAR 3:16" -- Six
|
||
830 -- "Switching Gears" -- Oregano
|
||
831 -- "Modern Ascii" -- Mogel
|
||
832 -- "A Short Lesson In Applied Calculus" -- Ior
|
||
833 -- "Big Daddy Bill's Official Press Release" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
834 -- "Pin" -- Aster
|
||
835 -- "NO FUCKING MORE" -- Angeldust
|
||
836 -- "The Attic" -- Rhea
|
||
837 -- "AnonGirl's Academic Career" -- AnonGirl's Teachers
|
||
838 -- "I Do Not Actually Hate Women, But I Will Pretend To" -- Quarex
|
||
839 -- "ROTTWEILER the STORY!" -- Lapse
|
||
840 -- "This Text File Will Seriously Change..." -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
|
||
841 -- "Chapter 1: Cobra Triangle" -- Neko
|
||
842 -- "Hacking a Nine Volt" -- Reflecks
|
||
843 -- "To Angeldust" -- JubJub
|
||
844 -- "Britney's Breasts Are Real" -- Trilobyte
|
||
845 -- "Dear" -- Phairgirl
|
||
846 -- "Monkeys and Midgets" -- LAWS
|
||
847 -- "A Famous Saying" -- The Golden Boognish
|
||
848 -- "Not An Addict" -- Draykonis
|
||
849 -- "Pixie Dust" -- Ugliness Man
|
||
850 -- "HOE NON-SEQUITURS 12 & 35" -- AIDS
|
||
851 -- "El Pulpo Esta Escritando con Ocho Boligrafos" -- Uberfizzgig
|
||
852 -- "A Year In The Making Of A Waiting World" -- Basehead
|
||
853 -- "Ode to Aster" -- Caitlin
|
||
854 -- "Blush" -- Rhea
|
||
855 -- "Yesterday" -- Aster
|
||
856 -- "The Insanity Of A God" -- Nybar
|
||
857 -- "I Secretly Love Quarex" -- Clyde
|
||
858 -- "The No Fuck Day: An Exercise In Futility" -- Teerts & Woodstok
|
||
859 -- "Out To Lunch" -- Phairgirl
|
||
860 -- "A Testament of Attitude" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
861 -- "Head Off" -- Kreid
|
||
862 -- "3 Times The Recommended Dose of NyQuil" -- Six
|
||
863 -- "There Is No Hope" -- Kyra
|
||
864 -- "Mr. Frog Is Happy" -- Reflecks
|
||
865 -- "Warez" -- Trilobyte
|
||
866 -- "THE MAGICAL, MYSTICAL ART OF confabulation" -- AIDS
|
||
867 -- "How To Properly Judge Music: A Rebuttal To Phairgirl" -- Quarex
|
||
868 -- "To JubJub" -- Angeldust
|
||
869 -- "A Pointless Story Which Protests Other..." -- Tasha & Nybar
|
||
870 -- "Please Just Leave Me Alone And Let Me Go Insane" -- Hermy
|
||
871 -- "the death of ibbs.com" -- The Jester
|
||
872 -- "I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself" -- Quarex
|
||
873 -- "Calling Out Names!" -- Nybar
|
||
874 -- "An Old Dog, Buried At Sea" -- Basehead
|
||
875 -- "I'm Mad About Style And Saffron, Because It's So..." -- Jammer427
|
||
876 -- "Memo To Phairgirl" -- AIDS
|
||
877 -- "AltRocks' Mournful Love Serenade6" -- AltRocks
|
||
878 -- "Info Commercials Are The Devil" -- Cannibal Butterfly
|
||
879 -- "This Obsession" -- Phairgirl
|
||
880 -- "Maining Trip" -- Oregano
|
||
881 -- "Stabbed" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
882 -- "HIGH SCHOOL REVISITED." -- Laja Ajna
|
||
883 -- "I Am Laughing At You: An Angsty Rant" -- Anjee
|
||
884 -- "The New Clique" -- Ugliness Man
|
||
885 -- "I Am Becoming A Teenybopper, Please Shoot Me Now" -- Hermy
|
||
886 -- "The Quarex Commandments" -- Quarex
|
||
887 -- "A Night With Mathley" -- Effy
|
||
888 -- "Blah Blah De Fucking Blah" -- Phairgirl
|
||
889 -- "The Scooby Doo Conspiracy" -- Hypomonk
|
||
890 -- "Clyde Teaches You Assholes A Lesson" -- Clyde
|
||
891 -- "Post-Erotic Madness Exemplified, Part 3" -- Nybar
|
||
892 -- "Ralph" -- Hort
|
||
893 -- "NIN: The Fragile" -- Unrelated
|
||
894 -- "Your Decision" -- Anodyne
|
||
895 -- "How Many People Understand Quantum Physics Anyway?" -- Six
|
||
896 -- "Really Bad HOE Article" -- Metalchic
|
||
897 -- "Milk And Cookies. A Book." -- Reflecks
|
||
898 -- "Pumpcon Awards" -- Slawz
|
||
899 -- "A Love Letter to AIDS" -- Phairgirl
|
||
900 -- "HOE 900" -- Tasha
|
||
901 -- "LET'S MURDER THE MOONSHINE" -- AIDS
|
||
902 -- "Precursor" -- Caitlin
|
||
903 -- "Bread: Some Shocking Facts" -- Angeldust
|
||
904 -- "An Absolute Proof of the Existence of Cause an Effect" -- Kreid
|
||
905 -- "Life" -- Lil' Taz
|
||
906 -- "The Biography of Clippit" -- Mogel
|
||
907 -- "Meditations On a Schoolgirl Crush" -- Rhea
|
||
908 -- "The Random Nybarius Internet Compendium, Vol I" -- Nybar
|
||
909 -- "The Legend of The Blue Ring" -- Aster
|
||
910 -- "Champaign Revisited" -- Oregano
|
||
911 -- "October Rust And Why My Life Sux" -- Misfit
|
||
912 -- "Response to Phairgirl's Love Letter" -- AIDS
|
||
913 -- "Bullshit" -- Trimmerhead
|
||
914 -- "IRC Freestyling Session #1" -- Nybar
|
||
915 -- "Las Vegas" -- Unrelated
|
||
916 -- "Activated Charcoal" -- Tocoblock
|
||
917 -- "Two Large Mochas and a Slice of Tiramisu" -- Meeyoww
|
||
918 -- "Headache Induced Thoughts" -- LatinMan
|
||
919 -- "The Hardknock Life of a Teen on IRC" -- Que
|
||
920 -- "Girls Kick Ass, Mine Anyways" -- Weirdfreak
|
||
921 -- "Interlaced Space" -- Mogel
|
||
922 -- "Mogor University" -- Styx
|
||
923 -- "A Simply Pink Dress, and Other Things" -- Rhea
|
||
924 -- "There Had To Be A Computer Game For The '90s" -- Eerie
|
||
925 -- "400 Lyrical Blows--A Survey of Undergroundhiphop.Com" -- Nybar
|
||
926 -- "Q-tips Are Preventing Human Evolution!" -- Clyde
|
||
927 -- "Winter" -- Neko
|
||
928 -- "Teledruggies" -- Trimmerhead
|
||
929 -- "Won't You Be My Shitty-Ass Neighbor?" -- Basehead
|
||
930 -- "Freudian Epiphany" -- Meenk
|
||
931 -- "If I Could Have Lunch With Any Famous Person..." -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
932 -- "Being True to Yourself" -- LatinMan
|
||
933 -- "On... Track" -- Phairgirl
|
||
934 -- "What The Fuck" -- Trimmerhead
|
||
935 -- "The HOE c0de Issue" -- Various Artists
|
||
936 -- "Revival In My Panties!" -- Cannibal Butterfly
|
||
937 -- "Unwanted Knowledge" -- Angeldust
|
||
938 -- "Fuckin' Babies" -- Caitlin
|
||
939 -- "Choosing Where To Sit In Class" -- Mogel
|
||
940 -- "Re-Writing HOE Rejects" -- Various Artists
|
||
941 -- "JrzDevil Angrily Mistakes Quarex for a Woman" -- Quarex
|
||
942 -- "The Facts About HOE #937" -- Nyarlathotep
|
||
943 -- "A Discussion with Swiss Pope" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
944 -- "The Chapstick Chapter of My Life" -- Jane & Metalchic
|
||
945 -- "Why Bother?" -- Cyn
|
||
946 -- "Alan Ginsberg and The Shawshank Redemption" -- Six
|
||
947 -- "Math" -- Rhea
|
||
948 -- "Spot's Big Adventure" -- Captain Bovine
|
||
949 -- "Great, Now I'm A Dirt Hippie" -- Phairgirl
|
||
950 -- "Fucked With Being Fucked: The HOE Manifesto" -- Black*Ruined
|
||
951 -- "The Thingieness of Things" -- Mogel
|
||
952 -- "DAY TRIPPING WITH THE LORD DUNSANY" -- AIDS
|
||
953 -- "Frequently Asked Questions" -- Mogel
|
||
954 -- "The KITTY TEASE Owner's Manual" -- AIDS
|
||
955 -- "New Jersey Is Out Of Control And Must Be Destroyed" -- Mogel
|
||
956 -- "What I Know About Syd Barrett" -- AIDS
|
||
957 -- "My Special Journey" -- Mogel
|
||
958 -- "Transformers Fan Fiction #1" -- AIDS
|
||
959 -- "The Advantages of Actually Listening to People" -- Mogel
|
||
960 -- "#ASCII OUTSIDER ART MANIFESTO" -- AIDS
|
||
961 -- "What Is Really Wrong With The World" -- Spare
|
||
962 -- "J Paws and the Sad" -- Uberfizzgig
|
||
963 -- "Large Bowl of Cereal with a Side Order of Morals" -- LatinMan
|
||
964 -- "Cop Out" -- Que
|
||
965 -- "My Long-term Dependency" -- Big Daddy Bill
|
||
966 -- "Ballard of Kelly" -- Isaac
|
||
967 -- "Go Figure." -- Trimmerhead
|
||
968 -- "A Model Citizen's Viewpoint" -- Basehead
|
||
969 -- "An Open Letter To Anyone I've Ever Known" -- Phairgirl
|
||
970 -- "Beans and Franks" -- Cannibal Butterfly
|
||
971 -- "Coming Attractions" -- Mr A Jim
|
||
972 -- "I Hate H0e" -- Slawz
|
||
973 -- "A Cipher" -- Nybar & Basehead
|
||
974 -- "A Day in the Life of LeetNLow" -- Meeyoww
|
||
975 -- "Your Call Is Important To Us" -- The Prophet
|
||
976 -- "BUREAUCRACY AT ITS BEST" -- Quarex
|
||
977 -- "I Am So Excited To Write This" -- Kreid
|
||
978 -- "Falling Down Falling" -- RottenZ
|
||
979 -- "I Am Not" -- Six
|
||
980 -- "I've Got No Strings" -- Cannibal Butterfly
|
||
981 -- "Bah" -- Meeyoww
|
||
982 -- "I Need A Peck In The Head From A Bird That Is Dead" -- Phairgirl
|
||
983 -- "Parallax" -- Mr A Jim
|
||
984 -- "THE GRILL STAFF MOCKS JERSEY DEVIL" -- THE GRILL STAFF
|
||
985 -- "A Different Kind of Man" -- Anodyne
|
||
986 -- "Leaving The Girl" -- Basehead
|
||
987 -- "See Rehajbnahk Stride" -- Kreid
|
||
988 -- "Public Transportation Revisited" -- AnonGirl
|
||
989 -- "DAMNATION" -- Kreid
|
||
990 -- "Things Better Left Unsaid" -- Zaff
|
||
991 -- "Open Letter To Gotahoe.com!" -- Clyde
|
||
992 -- "Stalker Chicks of the 1960s" -- AnonGirl
|
||
993 -- "And Thus She Survives" -- Anodyne
|
||
994 -- "Everything, Simplified" -- Miasma
|
||
995 -- "M&M Conspiracy Theory" -- JoJo, The Indian Circus Boy
|
||
996 -- "Running Again" -- Mutter
|
||
997 -- "Why 2K? A Misanthropic Editorial" -- Meenk
|
||
998 -- "The Penultimate Lamentation" -- Quarex
|
||
999 -- "THE MADCAP LAUGHS" -- AIDS
|
||
1000 -- "The Return of Warez" -- Various Artists
|
||
1001 -- "Changing Gears" -- Mogel, Meenk, & AIDS
|
||
1002 -- "Red" -- Rhea
|
||
1003 -- "Christmas in Alabama" -- Christopher Crowe
|
||
1004 -- "Flight To Freedom" -- Oregano
|
||
1005 -- "Song Lyrics" -- Kreid
|
||
1006 -- "An Interview with Bad Kitty" -- Caitlin
|
||
1007 -- "Ask Clyde, Version 4.0!" -- Clyde
|
||
1008 -- "The Craft" -- Anodyne
|
||
1009 -- "Morals" -- Aster
|
||
1010 -- "Loves Park II" -- Trilobyte
|
||
1011 -- "How To Make An Atomic Bomb" by AltRocketz
|
||
1012 -- "Oldschool Christmas Anarchy" by Sir Oregano The Hacker
|
||
1013 -- "Break, Smash, Destroy" by The Shadowy Unrelated Night Stalker
|
||
1014 -- "HOW TO FUCK UP SOME SHiT AND GET HiGH AS SHiT..." by Killer Kreid
|
||
1015 -- "Batch Phile Anarchy" by Bothersome Basehead
|
||
1016 -- "How To Get Back At Your Rivals" by Nybarius, Lethal Ninja
|
||
1017 -- "Anarchy: A Submissive's Nightmare" by Meenk
|
||
1018 -- "Phun with Shit" by Da Master Mogel
|
||
1019 -- "Motion" by Obscure Images
|
||
1020 -- "CRAZY RUSSIAN ANARCHIST" by G. Sanchez
|
||
1021 -- "The Darkest Place in the Largness of the Huge Great Big..." -- Aster
|
||
1022 -- "True Love" -- Kreid
|
||
1023 -- "This Is Not" -- Anodyne
|
||
1024 -- "THE ALL SLANDER LAWSUIT ISSUE" -- AIDS
|
||
1025 -- "We'll Always Have Paris" -- Rhea
|
||
1026 -- "MY FURST COLORING (in) book" -- Lexus Prime
|
||
1027 -- "Fam ly V lue" -- Anodyne
|
||
1028 -- "Lucid Dreaming is Hard" -- Mr A Jim
|
||
1029 -- "Old Crow" -- Kreid
|
||
1030 -- "Me And My Monkey" -- Me...
|
||
1031 -- "The Official Kraft Scene Sexchart" -- Kraft
|
||
1032 -- "Hej D<>!" -- AnonGirl
|
||
1033 -- "Ralph: Chapter 2" -- Hort
|
||
1034 -- "Fish; And The Near Imminent Death of The Fourth One" -- Liberty
|
||
1035 -- "Poor Andrew" -- Anodyne
|
||
1036 -- "I HOPE THIS FILE OFFENDS YOU" -- Quarex
|
||
1037 -- "Trip Talk" -- Unrelated
|
||
1038 -- "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest Part II" -- LatinMan
|
||
1039 -- "Dead Alive" -- The Extremist
|
||
1040 -- "Thanatos" -- Meenk
|
||
1041 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
|
||
1042 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
|
||
1043 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
|
||
1044 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
|
||
1045 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
|
||
1046 -- "Another Profitable Life Experience" -- Kreid
|
||
1047 -- "Flamers Fight with Force" -- pl0nk
|
||
1048 -- "Sodomy and Macrame: A Dynamic Duo" -- Krnl
|
||
1049 -- "MOON WEB" -- AIDS
|
||
1050 -- "Big Bad #1" -- Various Artists
|
||
|
||
|
||
THE TALLY: (number of writings from HOE #91 to current.)
|
||
----------
|
||
|
||
42 -- AIDS
|
||
40 -- Phairgirl
|
||
31 -- Aster
|
||
30 -- Nybar
|
||
28 -- Kreid, Mogel
|
||
27 -- AnonGirl
|
||
23 -- Trilobyte
|
||
22 -- Ashtray Heart
|
||
21 -- Neko
|
||
19 -- Quarex
|
||
16 -- Styx
|
||
15 -- Anjee, Isaac
|
||
14 -- Caitlin, Tasha
|
||
13 -- Rhea
|
||
12 -- AltRocks, Meenk
|
||
11 -- Big Daddy Bill, Six
|
||
10 -- Anilos, Cyn, Effy, Oregano, Reflecks
|
||
9 -- Mutter, RottenZ, The Jester, Uberfizzgig, Unrelated
|
||
8 -- Basehead, Grlfrmars, LilNilHil, Teerts
|
||
7 -- Anodyne, Clyde, Jubjub, Murmur, Muze, Paganini, PezMonkey, Soybean
|
||
6 -- Angeldust, Art, Boognish, Cannibal Butterfly, M4D 3LF, Mr A Jim, Seaya
|
||
5 -- Clyde, Daisy, Hardcore, Jammer 427, Jook, Kaia, Kaotik, Metalchic,
|
||
Miasma, OMWIII
|
||
4 -- Antihero, Avenger, Bor, Darwin, Eerie, Ilsundal, Laja Ajna, LatinMan,
|
||
Swiss Pope, Trimmerhead, Zaff
|
||
3 -- Cap'n Sparky, Captain Bovine, Crank, Cstone, Glynis, Hort, Jamesy,
|
||
Lapse, Meeyoww, Nyarlathotep, Ramsey String, Viledandy, XxX_Droo7, Z
|
||
2 -- Another Mike, Granny, Hermy, Hypomonk, Juliet, Mooer, Obscure Images,
|
||
Postal, Que, Rantaslin, Slawz, TanAdept, TPP, Ugliness Man, Vyrus, ZZi
|
||
|
||
##EOF
|