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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: !! An Index of the "new" HOE Issues
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: !! As of this update, that includes
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: !! HOE #91 - HOE #660. Go you.
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: !! http://www.dto.net/hoe/
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: !! ftp://ftp.dto.net/pub/zines/hoe/
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: !! mailto: hoe@dto.net
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!!===============================!! Oink you.
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091 -- "The Death of Our Scene" -- Pip The Angry Youth
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092 -- "DIE MIKE!" -- Metal Chick
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093 -- "My Nipples Are Erect For You!" -- Hardcore
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094 -- "Collected Suicide Letters" -- Metal Chick
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095 -- "Girls Are Dumb" -- Metal Chick
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096 -- "Midnight Munchies, Valium, Take a Shower You Dirty Fuck" -- Styx
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097 -- "Long-sleeve Shirts" -- Kaia's friend Drew
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098 -- "The Intertwining Worlds of The Dumb and The Ugly" -- Pixy
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099 -- "A REAL Bush Fan" -- Creed
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100 -- "The Computer Underground Lovechart" -- Goldy the Pimp from Pamona
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101 -- "Group Therapy" -- Trilobyte
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102 -- "I'm So Stupid" -- Trip
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103 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part One" -- Eerie
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104 -- "SCREW" -- Trilobyte
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105 -- "Nobody Loves Me" -- Eerie
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106 -- "The Triangle" -- Eric Keebler
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107 -- "AO, Li-fo #7" -- Food
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108 -- "And You Wonder" -- Aproh
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109 -- "How to Hack NASA with AOL" -- Jubjub
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110 -- "A Dialogue on Love" -- Jamesy & Murmur
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111 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part Two" -- Nybar
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112 -- "Militia Entrance Exam" -- IM2K
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113 -- "Who the Fuck is This Jesus Christ Guy?" -- Creep
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114 -- "The Boy Who Seeks Happiness Meets Darkthrone" -- Murmur
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115 -- "It's Me!" -- Nyar
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116 -- "The Dangerous Streets of NYC" -- Eerie
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117 -- "An Interview with Mogel" -- Jamesy
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118 -- "So Much to Live for, So Much to Die for, Right?" -- Kheldar
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119 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Three" -- Mercuri
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120 -- "On Yumas" -- HACKERS
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121 -- "Free Buttplug" -- Styx
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122 -- "How to Get Chicks: The FAQ!" -- Swiss Pope
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123 -- "An ASCII Portrait of Antihero" -- Morpheus
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124 -- "Short Story (Code Number ORANGE)" -- Murmur
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125 -- "Laughing" -- Mogel
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126 -- "hey i'm in the chinese channel" -- Styx
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127 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Four" -- Murmur
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128 -- "The Fun I had with a Crazy, Old Vietnamese Lady" -- Muze
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129 -- "Christ Demands More Money" -- The Onion
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130 -- "How to Kill Your Roommate and Frame Her Fat Friends" -- Muze
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131 -- "Text Files" -- Darwin
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132 -- "C-" -- Glynis
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133 -- "Reality and Fantasy: An Indepth Analysis" -- Nybar
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134 -- "Ode to Manson" -- Taraxis
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135 -- "Asshole or Bitch" -- Styx
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136 -- "It's All A Facade" -- Pagenwait
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137 -- "Hemmorhoids" -- Shadow Tao
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138 -- "Killing Time On A Sunday Afternoon" -- Legion
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139 -- "Potato Salad" -- Murmur
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140 -- "Enter MatCat" -- Antihero
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141 -- "A Womans's Guide to Geeky Guys" -- Lonewolf
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142 -- "Are You Calling Me A Liar?" -- Trilobyte
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143 -- "Carmex Rocks My World" -- MoonBagel
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144 -- "A Sentence" -- Orestes
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145 -- "Here's The Story of A Cat Named Buddy" -- Trip
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146 -- "Eaten Alive by A Faulty Ball Bearing Cooling Fan" -- Skinhorse
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147 -- "A Call-Us & Damnit! Adventure" -- Whoops
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148 -- "Thoughts And Deja Vu" -- Gaurdian
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149 -- "Sleep Deprivation" -- Sonia
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150 -- "Slit and Slot; No, Just Coffee, Thanks" -- Styx
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151 -- "Fear and Loathing in The Suburban Midwest" -- MoonBagel
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152 -- "Normal Vacation" -- Murmur
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153 -- "Missing The Boat" -- Kraftwerk
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154 -- "THE... BITCH.... QUEEN... IS DEAD!!!" -- Nybar
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155 -- "The Spice Girls" -- Jubjub
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156 -- "Why Are They Eating This? -- Quarex & RottenZ
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157 -- "Emoticons Explained" -- Swiss Pope
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158 -- "yellow.american.cheese.gz" -- Ilsundal
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159 -- "Dick Van Dyke" -- Jubjub
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160 -- "2599 Unlimited" -- 2599
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161 -- "Hope Dies Last" -- Neko
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162 -- "FUCK THE BROKEN DITTO MACHINE" -- Quarex
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163 -- "The Dead Hippo" -- Kraftwerk
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164 -- "Notes From My Freshman Year" -- MoonBagel
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165 -- "Can I Be A Barber, Mom?" -- Jook
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166 -- "The Spirit of Giving" -- PezMonkey
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167 -- "Hippo Crackers" -- Trilobyte
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168 -- "Bots Are Evil" -- Aster
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169 -- "Your Sister is Hot" -- Styx
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170 -- "Why Can't I Be A Crack Baby?" -- Backwash
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171 -- "The Hanson Scourge" -- DeusVitae
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172 -- "The Three Little Wolves and The Big Bad Pig" -- File13
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173 -- "Dwindle Dwindle Dwindle" -- Cstone
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174 -- "Barbeque, I Don't Like You" -- Phorce
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175 -- "A Horrible Imitation of Henry Miller" -- Skinhorse
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176 -- "Anything Else" -- PezMonkey
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177 -- "What's Your New Year's Resolution? Huh?" -- FyFy
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178 -- "Drop Dead" -- Rattle
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179 -- "The Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster
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180 -- "I'm Complicated" -- Lilnilhil
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181 -- "There Was A Girl" -- Neko
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182 -- "The Continued Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster
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183 -- "Why Drugs Are Queer" -- Kraftwerk
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184 -- "My Stupid h0e" -- Plexus
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185 -- "A Super Cool Way to Kill Yourself" -- Sighrik
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186 -- "Friends" -- Aster
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187 -- "Homosexuality Unleashed" -- Ilsundal
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188 -- "MatCat Explains Christianity" -- Antihero
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189 -- "My Ass" -- Skinhorse
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190 -- "Hume Tickles Me" -- MoonBagel
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191 -- "Dear Jewel Kilcher" -- Styx
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192 -- "The 815 Bust Revisted" -- Neko
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193 -- "The Lady with Red Hair" -- Aster
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194 -- "MatCat Goes Hacking" -- Antihero
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195 -- "The Netsplit Heard 'Round The World" -- Kraftwerk
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196 -- "Marching Over Me" -- Leprekon
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197 -- "Bob and Suzy" -- Aster
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198 -- "MatCat Gives Up" -- Antihero
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199 -- "POETRY EXPLOSTION!" -- Various Artists
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200 -- "Hubris" -- Various Artists
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201 -- "Cancerman vs. Clinton" -- GrayWolf
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202 -- "Big, Scary, Jungle Snake" -- MoonBagel
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203 -- "No Sleep" -- Neko
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204 -- "Ode to Yak Boy" -- Captain Bovine
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205 -- "HYPE eZine -- Issue 1" -- Craig Martin
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206 -- "An Interview with Aster" -- Mogel
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207 -- "Go to a Real Strip Club!" -- Muze
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208 -- "Anarchy" -- ANdz0oey
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209 -- "Boobie the Pig" -- Kraftwerk
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210 -- "HYPE eZine -- Special Edition" -- Craig Martin
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211 -- "Social Darwinism Never Sounded So Good" -- RM
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212 -- "Let Me Out of My Cellar" -- Gangsta Spanksta
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213 -- "The Poem Of Orality" -- Alternative Rocks
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214 -- "Two Short Stories" -- ANdz0oey
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215 -- "Why Valentine's Day Sucks" -- Muze
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216 -- "Alfheim Fuzes with Tlorah" -- Ilsundal & Rattle
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217 -- "Non-condition" -- ANdz0oey
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218 -- "mp3's Rule!!!!!" -- Skinhorse
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219 -- "BioWar: Not Just a Novel Idea" -- Tom Adam
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220 -- "bOO- Teaches Me Finnish" -- Mogel
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221 -- "The Never-ending Story of Norman, a Guy Who Hates Fishing..." -- RM
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222 -- "I Believe in God" -- Captain Bovine
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223 -- "WE'RE ALL FUCKED!" -- Mack
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224 -- "Afterschool Specials: Lost on The Cutting Room Floor" -- Whoops
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225 -- "Bounty Hunter" -- Trilobyte
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226 -- "The Day Armaggedon Began" -- Alternative Rocks
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227 -- "Some Rants" -- Mokie
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228 -- "The Inaccessible Woman" -- Mooer
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229 -- "Game Over" -- RedMan
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230 -- "Shot: Chapter 3" -- ANdz0oey
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231 -- "A Scholarly Essay on the Benefits of Rape in Society" -- PezMonkey
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232 -- "Collect Call of Cthulhu" -- Ken-ohki
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233 -- "Yellow Balloon" -- Aster
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234 -- "hehehehe!" -- Murmur
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235 -- "The Last Man On Earth" -- Puck
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236 -- "I Don't Care If You Like Eating Pussy" -- Styx
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237 -- "PrisonSex7" -- Mogel
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238 -- "The Way The Flying Pencils Made it Into..." -- Ilsundal
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239 -- "Translating for The Army in Deutschland" -- Teerts
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240 -- "Harrey Carrey's a Drunk, But We Still Love 'em" -- Jook
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241 -- "My Life Is Shit Becud Why Dee" -- FishLipper
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242 -- "LIKE A GOURMET CHOLESTEROL FREE BREADSTICK" -- Kaia
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243 -- "Grumble. Grumble." -- Scott S.
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244 -- "Colfax, Colfax - I love thee" -- Jook
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245 -- "Albert Knibschuk" -- Styx
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246 -- "Gaa-nomes" -- Aster
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247 -- "Penis Plural Is NOT Penii" -- PezMonkey
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248 -- "Sort of Just Filler" -- Guardian
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249 -- "Natural Selection By Equality" -- AltRocks
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250 -- "You butt-poking anal baby" -- Styx
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251 -- "The Gingerbread Man" -- File13
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252 -- "Fishies" -- Aster
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253 -- "Apotheosis" -- Lifelike
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254 -- "Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85%..." -- AltRocks
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255 -- "A Pompous Mathematician Analyzes The Fifth..." -- Swiss Pope
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256 -- "Return To BBS Greatness" -- Nybar
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257 -- "Serious Art A La T.S. Eliot" -- Zaff & Soybean
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258 -- "Hello, This Submission Is So Bad It's Funny" -- Northstar
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259 -- "Being Accepted In Public" -- Chris Cox
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260 -- "Why I Won't Be At Graduation" -- Cyn
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261 -- "HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!" -- Ziego Vuantar
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262 -- "An Act of God" -- Jesse
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263 -- "Pig Story" -- Nybar
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264 -- "About me!" -- Glynis
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265 -- "How To Maintain the Mr. Sensitive Persona with..." -- Trilobyte
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266 -- "Bruce Corey's 15 Minutes of Fame" -- Fenris J. Sunswallower
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267 -- "Some Stuff I Wrote" -- Arhat
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268 -- "The Dorm Room Bong" -- Neko
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269 -- "Undulating Mr. Lizard" -- Trilobyte
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270 -- "The Coming of the Lord" -- Cyn
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271 -- "An Interview with Ben Ohmart" -- Mogel
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272 -- "Flip The 'Off' Switch" -- Charlie
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273 -- "6 Things That Are Always Funny" -- Mogel
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274 -- "An Epilogue to Wargames" -- Neko
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275 -- "Libertarians" -- Nybar
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276 -- "Librarian Phone Sex" -- Mutter
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277 -- "Drunk at 3AM" -- Phairgirl
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278 -- "Smart Bomb" -- Seaya
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279 -- "Mel The He/she Girl Slug" -- Aster
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280 -- "Should You Date The Devil?" -- Anjee
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281 -- "Suicidal Tendencies" -- Tasha
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282 -- "Public Transportation" -- AnonGirl
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283 -- "Participles Are Perceptions, too" -- Cstone
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284 -- "Sponsor an IRC Asshole" -- Teerts
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285 -- "Sellin' Smack On Da Street Ain't No Treat..." -- Snaf00
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286 -- "Things To Do with a Brick" -- Ramsey String
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287 -- "I Wanna Rock!" -- Phairgirl
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288 -- "Political Science?" -- Altrocks
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289 -- "The Benefits of Higher Education" -- Teerts
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290 -- "Smashface" -- Neko
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291 -- "Earl: The Flightless Balloon" -- Aster
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292 -- "Mother Goose is a Pervert" -- Anjee
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293 -- "Yeah" -- Kreid
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294 -- "I Need an Inexpensive Computer" -- Anonymous
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295 -- "New Teenage Girl Magazine: Girl Vibe" -- Quarex
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296 -- "Pictures of Our Genitalia" -- Rush2 & Xgirl
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297 -- "The Basics of Brother Torture" -- Inner Logic
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298 -- "Suffer the Children" -- Zaff
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299 -- "POETRY EXPLOSION 2!" -- Various Artists
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300 -- "Meet The Writers" -- The HOE Staff
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301 -- "The BIG-ASS Story" -- Various Artists
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302 -- "Christian Science" -- Ramsey String
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303 -- "Harlan Ellison Responds..." -- Squinky
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304 -- "Space People" -- Aster
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305 -- "Rise of The Mogels, The Final Chapter" -- Trilobyte
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306 -- "The Short-lived Diary of William Ernest Nuremberg..." -- Kreid
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307 -- "Sand Paper" -- Trilobyte
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308 -- "Killing People" -- Nybar
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309 -- "A History of Shame" -- Squinky
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310 -- "Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!" -- Teerts
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311 -- "Moo, Oink, Quack, Meow" -- Anjee
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312 -- "Beepers" -- Mutter
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313 -- "Girls, Girls, Girls" -- AnonGirl
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314 -- "A Cheer Medium Pace" -- LilNilHil
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315 -- "Veggie Burger Eatin' Hippie Reject" -- Phairgirl
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316 -- "In The Beginning..." -- AnonGirl
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317 -- "HOE Supports Teleconferences" -- Tasha
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318 -- "Twenty Ways to Deal With Being Dumped" -- Cyn
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319 -- "Girls That Write Text Files Know Everything About Love" -- Mogel
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320 -- "Same Sex Marriages" -- Neko
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321 -- "ARKANOID" -- Styx
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322 -- "How to Make Top Ten Lists" -- Avenger
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323 -- "Bums and the Everlasting Search for God" -- The Jester
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324 -- "Why I Don't Eat Fondue" -- Meenk
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325 -- "Jesus In Your Cereal" -- Ashtray Heart
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326 -- "Fuck Tibet" -- Zaff
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327 -- "The Crap I Write" -- PezMonkey
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328 -- "Mogel is GOD" -- Anjee
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329 -- "Better Living Through Chemistry?" -- Kreid
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330 -- "I Need a New Roommate" -- Cyn
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331 -- "Regarding Webster" -- Mogel
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332 -- "It's JUICE!" -- AnonGirl
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333 -- "Are You Man Enough?" -- Nybar
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334 -- "A LOT OF BAD THINGS I'VE DONE" -- Squinky
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335 -- "IRC Must Die" -- Ashtray Heart
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336 -- "Going Out For Drinks" -- Swiss Pope
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337 -- "I am Uberground" -- Meenk
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338 -- "Anal Retentive People Are Fun!" -- Muze
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339 -- "The... House" -- Meow
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340 -- "Drugs are bad, mmMM kay?" -- TPP
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341 -- "Learn About Pagenwait!" -- Pagenwait
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342 -- "It Was Unmistakably Human" -- Darwin
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343 -- "Annoying Scratch" -- Glynis
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344 -- "I Want To Fuck A Midget" -- Ashtray Heart
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345 -- "Selected Witty Retorts For Completely Desperate Idiots" -- Mogel
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346 -- "Death Becomes Him" -- Neko
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347 -- "Christian Conspiracy" -- Anjee
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348 -- "Precisely" -- Viledandy
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349 -- "A Bunch of Little Notes I Wrote to Myself" -- Kreid
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350 -- "The Origin of Euphoria" -- AnonGirl
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351 -- "People are Dumb and Stupid and Jerks..." -- Squinky
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352 -- "It's a Conspiracy" -- Mr. Sandman
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353 -- "Leave Me Empty" -- Tasha
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354 -- "The Chair" -- Deadpan
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355 -- "Square Dancing with The Fucking Fatsos" -- Ewheat
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356 -- "Bitchin' Text File" -- Ramsey String
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357 -- "Sad Days" -- Aster
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358 -- "Reforming Your Tenets" -- The Jester
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359 -- "The Jerry Springer Show" -- Neko
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360 -- "Lifestyles" -- Ashtray Heart
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361 -- "From Ape to Man, to Ape Again: Darwin's Dilemma" -- Anjee
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362 -- "Manic Depression" -- Phairgirl
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363 -- "Wild Man Goes Hunting" -- Apollo
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364 -- "Harp or Motion?" -- Trilobyte
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365 -- "I'm Complicated, Part 2" -- LilNilHil
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366 -- "The True Meaning of Christmas" -- Mutter
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367 -- "Death Notification" -- Squinky
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368 -- "A Life More Ordinary" -- Girl From Mars
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369 -- "What Really Happened at Christmas" -- Avenger
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370 -- "Gerbil Feed Bomb" -- Swamp Ratte'
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371 -- "Naked People (Are People, too)" -- Paganini
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372 -- "Internet Depression" -- LilNilHil
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373 -- "Geeks With Big Dicks" -- Darwin
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374 -- "Jesse's Self-destructive Methods" -- The Jester
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375 -- "Unsatisfactory Behavior" -- Cap'n Sparky
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376 -- "Teletype's First Lay" -- Squinky
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377 -- "The Problem with Pooh" -- Paganini
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378 -- "My Brother's Pockets" -- Phairgirl
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379 -- "GUNS N' FUCKIN' ROSES" -- Kreid
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380 -- "I Want My Fucking Anubi" -- Avenger
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381 -- "Ego et Internet" -- Isaac
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382 -- "I Thought Ignorance Was Supposed To Be Bliss" -- Caitlin
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383 -- "Microsoft, Clinton, and Mogel's Balls" -- Vyrus
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384 -- "That Time I Tried to Conquer The World or Something" -- LilNilHil
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385 -- "Macking" -- Mogel
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386 -- "This History of Capitalism" -- Ashtray Heart
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387 -- "A Goat Named Abel" -- Kreid
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388 -- "True Story" -- Isaac
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389 -- "Electrifying Discoveries On Alcohol" -- Anjee
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390 -- "Is it Normal or Ugly?" -- Daisy
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391 -- "plaZa auTomatIon" -- Trilobyte
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392 -- "Drivel" -- LilNilHil
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393 -- "Let's Be Friends" -- Hal08
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394 -- "Phairgirl's Diary" -- Phairgirl
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395 -- "House of the Rising Sun: Innsmouth, USA" -- Squinky
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396 -- "Macking Methods: A Rebuttal" -- Quarex
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397 -- "Looking For A Handle?" -- Various Artists
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398 -- "The HOE Rejects" -- Various Artists
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399 -- "Intentional HOE Rejects" -- The HOE Staff
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400 -- "Choose Your Own Adventure" -- Various Artists
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401 -- "Jersey Girls Suck (I Wish)" -- Hardcore
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402 -- "Why I Am Changing My Handle" -- Squinky/AIDS
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403 -- "1999 Is The Year of The Apocalypse" -- Caitlin
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404 -- "Another Statistic" -- AltRocks
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405 -- "My Microwaveable Pillow" -- Girl from Mars
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406 -- "Jacques Cousteau is An Alien and Still..." -- Ashtray Heart
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407 -- "Stupid Fuckin' Gas Station Customers" -- Daisy
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408 -- "Business Practice" -- Mistawho
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409 -- "I Like Monkeys" -- Holocost
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410 -- "Clear Bawta" -- Isaac
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411 -- "The Day I Fucked That Hot Girl" -- Caitlin
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412 -- "I Froze My Tits Off in Minneapolis" -- Seaya
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413 -- "My Phallic Pistol" -- Teerts
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414 -- "Meet Betty" -- Phairgirl
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415 -- "Picking Your Ass in Public" -- Anjee
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416 -- "A Package For a Girl" -- Styx
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417 -- "That Silly Dog" -- Trilobyte
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418 -- "FuCkelibacy Soot Rant" -- Miasma
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419 -- "The Rape and Murder of Katherine Genovese" -- AIDS
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420 -- "The Story Of Want and Love" -- Muze
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421 -- "RONCO PROPAGANDA" -- RON POPEIL
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422 -- "Talented" -- Mutter
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423 -- "A Day in The Life of a Gangster" -- Belial
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424 -- "House and Home with Lynette Jennings" -- AnonGirl
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425 -- "Organic Farming" -- Kaia
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426 -- "Area 401" -- Laja
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427 -- "One Man, Standing At The Threshold" -- Rantaslin
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428 -- "Lamb of God" -- AIDS
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429 -- "An Agnostic Tourettic Obsessive Compulsive..." -- Soybean
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430 -- "The Glorious Fate of a Boy Who Failed in Life..." -- Kreid
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431 -- "Illicit Substances and a Carefree Lifestyle" -- Quarex
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432 -- "Run From My Car" -- Paganini
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433 -- "Le Rocke Hyperstructure" -- Isaac
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434 -- "A Little Too Much About Me" -- Meenk
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435 -- "The Insistence of Meaning" -- Neko
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436 -- "Only in Quebec" -- Anjee
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437 -- "Boogiemen Are Scary" -- Aster
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438 -- "Alcohol Discoveries On Electrifying" -- M4D 3LF
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439 -- "Confetti On Your Head" -- Mogel
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440 -- "Ignorant Guardian" -- Trilobyte
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441 -- "K-R4D vs. Emoticons :)" -- Phairgirl & M4D 3LF
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442 -- "News Flash: Women Are Not Helpless" -- Nitro-187
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443 -- "Purple" -- Tasha
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444 -- "Understood" -- Mutter
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445 -- "Legalize Suicide or Change!" -- AltRocks
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446 -- "My Fucking Ex-Roommate" -- Cyn
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447 -- "A Log of Boredom" -- Avenger
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448 -- "What I Did During My Winter Break" -- Girl From Mars
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449 -- "My Brother's Friends" -- AnonGirl
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450 -- "Obituary for IM2K" -- AIDS
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451 -- "Karaoke" -- Phairgirl
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452 -- "I Am Trying to be Clever" -- Neko
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453 -- "I'll Flip You For It" -- Z
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454 -- "Computers 'n Stuff" -- M4D 3LF
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455 -- "Sincerely Yours" -- AIDS
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456 -- "The Bottle Rocket Gun -- A True Story" -- Cap'n Sparky
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457 -- "The Futility of Education in America, Stupid." -- The Jester
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458 -- "Drunken Nice Guy Misogyny" -- Rantaslin & Teerts
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459 -- "Why Do I Date Closed-minded Pricks?" -- Caitlin
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460 -- "The Evil Comes" -- Aster
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461 -- "Your Own Personalized Issue of HOE" -- Mogel & Kaia
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462 -- "The Smartest Man Alive is Somewhere Out There..." -- Kreid
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463 -- "Breaking Up For Christ" -- Phairgirl
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464 -- "Mass Media" -- Reflecks
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465 -- "Urges of Sexual Gratification" -- Miasma
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466 -- "Modern Art" -- PezMonkey
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467 -- "Misery Takes a Victim" -- Postal
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468 -- "Cereal Killas" -- M4D 3LF
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469 -- "Dwelling On It" -- Tasha
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470 -- "Gefallen Von Der Anmut" -- Meenk
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471 -- "Warez Requests" -- The HOE Staff
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472 -- "Sorrow" -- Kreid
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473 -- "The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure Himself" -- Hardcore
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474 -- "My Analytical Self" -- Anjee
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475 -- "When The Beast Met The Outhouse... and My Fear is Great" -- AIDS
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476 -- "Dubuque Hoes" -- Phairgirl
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477 -- "Teerts Luvs #ezines" -- Teerts
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478 -- "Yesterday Was A Text File" -- Styx
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479 -- "Bill Clinton is A Fascist Mass-murdering Hypocrite" -- TPP
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480 -- "The Final Voyage of the Golden Unmutak" -- Tan Adept
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481 -- "The Girl Who Never Cried Wolf" -- Girl From Mars
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482 -- "O, Classic Way" -- Isaac
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483 -- "Mother's Green Sweater" -- Jook
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484 -- "Drivers Education" -- Caitlin
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485 -- "Kermit The Frog Meets The World" -- Reflecks
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486 -- "Exploring Yourself... Healthy?" -- Postal
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487 -- "A Critical Essay on Shakespeare" -- Kreid
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488 -- "Enticing and Dicing" -- Mooer
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489 -- "Head Full of Garbage" -- Mutter
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490 -- "I Fell in Love Today" -- Quarex
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491 -- "In Search of BigDaddy" -- Paganini
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492 -- "Hairdryer of Instant Karmic Justice" -- Uberfizzgig
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493 -- "Change of Heart?" -- M4D 3LF
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494 -- "When a Mack Fails" -- Anjee
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495 -- "You're Weird" -- Tasha
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496 -- "Realizations, Pre-dawn." -- The Jester
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497 -- "Not Me, Not Now" -- AnonGirl
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498 -- "How About A Nice Game Of Chess?" -- Cap'n Sparky
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499 -- "Meet The Other Writers" -- The HOE Staff
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500 -- "HOE: Representing Planet Earth" -- The HOE Staff
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501 -- "Gnosis" -- Kreid
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502 -- "A Vegetarian Moral Dilemma" -- Art
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503 -- "Internet Dating Services" -- AnonGirl
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504 -- "Addictive Personality" -- Phairgirl
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505 -- "Live For Your Children" -- Vyrus
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506 -- "Hypothetical Question" -- Z
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507 -- "Oli" -- Isaac
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508 -- "Yesterday Was Hell... Today is Butter" -- ZZi
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509 -- "Realistic Fabrication" -- Trilobyte
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510 -- "No Regrets, I Never Asked to Be Born" -- Meenk
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511 -- "My Beef with Phil Collins" -- Ashtray Heart
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|
512 -- "Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well" -- Kreid
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|
513 -- "LOL ROFLMAO LOL GOTCHA" -- AnonGirl
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|
514 -- "Going To The Hotel, A Creative Piece" -- Reflecks
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515 -- "No More Porn" -- Hardcore
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516 -- "Prosthelyzation" -- Phairgirl
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517 -- "Random Generic" -- Neko
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518 -- "Bedtime Story" -- Z
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|
519 -- "How I Blamed The Female Logic on Something That Can Be Proved, Maybe" -- Anilos
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520 -- "For Kelly" -- Isaac
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521 -- "Effective Fast-Food Training" -- Phairgirl
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|
522 -- "After 5 Beers At The Amiga Convention" -- Trilobyte
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523 -- "Memories with Pink-Floyd" -- Ashtray Heart
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524 -- "For Kelly 2" -- Isaac
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|
525 -- "Introducing ReasonToVive" -- AnonGirl
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|
526 -- "Auto Disconnect" -- PezMonkey
|
|
527 -- "Four Stories To Giggle Over" -- Anilos
|
|
528 -- "Viable Substitutions for Intelligence" -- Caitlin
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529 -- "It's News to Us" -- Uberfizzgig
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|
530 -- "Dreambath of Hallucinogens" -- Tasha
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|
531 -- "So You Want To Be A Masked Vigilante" -- Ashtray Heart
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532 -- "SVP Aidez Nous!" -- AnonGirl
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533 -- "Murphy's Pub" -- Trilobyte
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534 -- "Complete Crap" -- LilNilHil
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|
535 -- "Too Young to Love, Not Old Enough to Marry" -- Daisy
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|
536 -- "Bummer of a Dream" -- Another Mike
|
|
537 -- "Things That Annoy Me" -- Anilos
|
|
538 -- "For Kelly 3-6" -- Isaac
|
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539 -- "How Zines Are Made" -- Nybar
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540 -- "When Yesterday Was Tomorrow" -- AIDS
|
|
541 -- "Call Me Naked" -- Paganini
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|
542 -- "Why I'm Not an Angry Queer" -- Cyn
|
|
543 -- "Your Perfect Match (Ugol's Law)" -- Ashtray Heart
|
|
544 -- "Why Sex is NOT Better Than Masturbation" -- AltRocks
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|
545 -- "Dirk Diggler Can Eat My Ass Out" -- Meenk
|
|
546 -- "Nobody Loves a Dishwasher" -- Unrelated
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547 -- "A Love Story" -- Caitlin
|
|
548 -- "Instruction Manual for The Sexually Frustrated" -- Reflecks
|
|
549 -- "Just Another Friday" -- AnonGirl
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|
550 -- "The Sweetest of Fruits" -- Phairgirl
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|
551 -- "Happy Floggings" -- Kreid
|
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552 -- "I Rawk ur m0m" -- AnonGirl
|
|
553 -- "Why Am I So Nice?" -- Anilos
|
|
554 -- "I Love a Man in Uniform" -- Muze
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|
555 -- "CUSTENU.TLX" -- Ashtray Heart
|
|
556 -- "Drive" -- Another Mike
|
|
557 -- "My First C++ Program" -- Seaya
|
|
558 -- "For Kelly 7-9" -- Isaac
|
|
559 -- "How I Really Feel" -- Daisy
|
|
560 -- "Create Your Own Fun!" -- Phairgirl
|
|
561 -- "An Explanation Of One Of My More Inscrutable Works" -- Ashtray Heart
|
|
562 -- "Friends" -- Phairgirl
|
|
563 -- "Real, Not Real" -- Unrelated
|
|
564 -- "The New Adventures of..." -- Nybar
|
|
565 -- "10 Things I Hate About Me" -- AltRocks
|
|
566 -- "How I Became Normal" -- AnonGirl
|
|
567 -- "Jessie and the Bunny" -- Oregano
|
|
568 -- "Do You Want Cheese With Your Whine?" -- Granny
|
|
569 -- "When Computers Go On Humanitarian Crusades" -- Uberfizzgig
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|
570 -- "Why I'd Pity a Psychic" -- Rhea
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|
571 -- "How Hardk0re Learned To Stop Worrying and Love" by Kaia
|
|
572 -- "<darwin_> 'Can anybody tell me what's wrong?'" by Tasha
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|
573 -- "FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A FACE CARD!!!!!!!" by Uberfizzgig
|
|
574 -- "I Suck" by Phairgirl
|
|
575 -- "Barbie's Untold Story" by AnonGirl
|
|
576 -- "In Defense of Kinko's" by Ashtray Heart
|
|
577 -- "Waiter, There's a Fly in My Primordial Soup" by Miasma
|
|
578 -- "Yesterday I Saw True Vanity" by ZZi
|
|
579 -- "Love's Labour's Lost" by Darwin
|
|
580 -- "DNA, The Perfect Template for a Metaphor" by Anilos
|
|
581 -- "He Needed Inner Healing, and NRMLGRL Knew It" -- Kaia
|
|
582 -- "Styx Debunks Marijuana Myths" -- Styx
|
|
583 -- "IRC is Better Than Stand Up Comedians" -- Granny
|
|
584 -- "THIS IS BULLSHIT" -- Quarex
|
|
585 -- "Satire On The Truth About Men" -- Effy
|
|
586 -- "Possibly Proverbial Parables, Volume One" -- Trilobyte
|
|
587 -- "Dear You" -- Mutter
|
|
588 -- "My Nomination for 'Greatest Eccentric of the 20th Century'" -- Ashtray Heart
|
|
589 -- "Gang Bang Business Trip" -- Jamesy
|
|
590 -- "Farmer Floyd" -- Phairgirl
|
|
591 -- "A Personal Rekolektion & HIStory of TELETYPE" -- AIDS
|
|
592 -- "The Secret History of Teletype" -- AIDS
|
|
593 -- "My Very First HOE Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ
|
|
594 -- "The Night I Killed Eilien" -- Oregano
|
|
595 -- "Catatonia" -- AnonGirl
|
|
596 -- "Think For Ourselves? What Kind of Concept is That?" -- Rhea
|
|
597 -- "Mean Jimmy Gets Drunk" -- Ashtray Heart
|
|
598 -- "Child of Satan" -- Effy
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|
599 -- "The Gojira Theorem" -- Quarex
|
|
600 -- "My Favorite Letter of The Alphabet" -- Kreid
|
|
601 -- "Three Stories for Children of All Ages" -- Phairgirl
|
|
602 -- "Words That Rhyme With Shed" -- Ashtray Heart
|
|
603 -- "The Girl From Mars' Superhero Story" -- Girl From Mars
|
|
604 -- "When All Else Fails" -- AnonGirl
|
|
605 -- "Driving to The Pacific and Jumping In" -- Tasha
|
|
606 -- "Little Dolls With BIG GUNS" -- Beretta Ruger
|
|
607 -- "Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment Isn't: A Realization..." -- Anjee
|
|
608 -- "Things That Annoy Me, Episode 2" -- Anilos
|
|
609 -- "THE BEGINNING" -- Quarex
|
|
610 -- "My Second Hoe Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ
|
|
611 -- "How to Win a Guess-Your-Age Contest" -- Seaya
|
|
612 -- "Widget's Nachos" -- Aster
|
|
613 -- "When Jamesy Met Caity" -- Caitlin
|
|
614 -- "The Smart, the Wooden, and the Ugly" -- Kniht & Uberfizzgig
|
|
615 -- "Why I Refuse to Believe in God" -- Cyn
|
|
616 -- "The Picnic Channel" -- Oregano
|
|
617 -- "Why I'm Not Cheering For Gonzaga" -- Anilos
|
|
618 -- "Help for Those in Need" -- Twister
|
|
619 -- "A Personal Tribute To A Man Named Hasslehoff" -- Paganini
|
|
620 -- "Music Is Evil!!!!" -- AltRocks
|
|
621 -- "Family Circus" -- Anonymous
|
|
622 -- "Saving Celebrities" -- Cyn
|
|
623 -- "Apocalyptica Plays Metallica -- Four Cellos" -- Phairgirl
|
|
624 -- "Marilyn Manson, Friends, and Ex-Girlfriends" -- Unrelated
|
|
625 -- "Jack Frost" -- Ashtray Heart
|
|
626 -- "What I Know About Shawn Mullins" -- Daisy
|
|
627 -- "Boy, Everything Sure is Zany" -- Phairgirl
|
|
628 -- "HOE Warzzz" -- RottenZ
|
|
629 -- "A Point of View" -- Anilos
|
|
630 -- "ATTENTION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND" -- Ziego Vuantar
|
|
631 -- "RFC-976" -- AIDS
|
|
632 -- "Just a Prediction.." -- Anjee
|
|
633 -- "I Suck, Part 2" -- Phairgirl
|
|
634 -- "About Nothing" -- Reflecks
|
|
635 -- "Janet Reno Does Washington" -- Lapse
|
|
636 -- "Yeah" -- AnonGirl
|
|
637 -- "Memories Fuck Up My Shit" -- Quarex
|
|
638 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 1" -- Aster
|
|
639 -- "I Forgot What I Was Going to Write About..." -- Phairgirl
|
|
640 -- "Kreid's 315,601st Textfile" -- Kreid
|
|
641 -- "Gnosis, Second Installment" -- Kreid
|
|
642 -- "AGHGHGHGHGH!" -- Quarex
|
|
643 -- "Ten Reasons Why I am Single" -- Juliet
|
|
644 -- "Seemingly Random" -- RottenZ
|
|
645 -- "Judge Not" -- Jubjub
|
|
646 -- "THE OLD ONES DEMAND COMPENSATION" -- AIDS
|
|
647 -- "dream you." -- The Jester
|
|
648 -- "Yellow Monster" -- Rhea
|
|
649 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 2" -- Aster
|
|
650 -- "Free Association" -- Tasha
|
|
651 -- "The Ill-begotten, Psuedo-ethics of Semi-janitorial Work" -- Hypomonk
|
|
652 -- "A Plane Ticket For Yuri" -- Trilobyte
|
|
653 -- "The Sea Witch, aka The Seventh Son of Seventh Son" -- Ashtray Heart
|
|
654 -- "Ode to My High School Friends" -- Effy
|
|
655 -- "Ask Clyde"-- Clyde
|
|
656 -- "The Effects of Alcohol and Drugs on Driving Ability" -- Jubjub
|
|
657 -- "Sexual Evolution" -- Anilos
|
|
658 -- "AN OPEN LETTER TO SCOTT ZIBBLE" -- RottenZ
|
|
659 -- "Trendy, Are We?" -- Unrelated
|
|
660 -- "God Spake" -- Kreid
|
|
|
|
THE TALLY: (number of writings from HOE #91 to current.)
|
|
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|
|
|
|
24 -- Phairgirl
|
|
19 -- AnonGirl
|
|
18 -- AIDS, Ashtray Heart, Aster, Kreid, Trilobyte
|
|
14 -- Styx
|
|
13 -- Anjee, Neko
|
|
12 -- Mogel
|
|
11 -- Quarex
|
|
10 -- Altrocks, Isaac, Nybar, Tasha
|
|
9 -- Anilos
|
|
8 -- Caitlin, Cyn
|
|
7 -- LilNilHil, Meenk, Murmur, Mutter, Muze, PezMonkey, Soybean, Teerts,
|
|
The Jester
|
|
6 -- Art, Paganini, RottenZ, Uberfizzgig
|
|
5 -- Daisy, Girl From Mars, Jubjub, Kaia, M4D 3LF, Reflecks
|
|
4 -- Antihero, Avenger, Bor, Darwin, Hardcore, Ilsundal, Jook, Seaya,
|
|
Swiss Pope, Unrelated
|
|
3 -- Cap'n Sparky, Eerie, Effy, Glynis, Jamesy, Metal Chick, Miasma,
|
|
Oregano, Ramsey String, Rhea, Z, Zaff
|
|
2 -- Another Mike, Cstone, Granny, Mooer, Postal, Rantaslin, TPP, Vyrus, ZZi
|