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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1108
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[-- $$""b. $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --]
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "Wednesday, July 28th, 2000"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by Noppa Lea Henderson
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 06/28/00
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[-- $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --]
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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<noppa> dto: ([dainty tulip organization])
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<noppa> hoe: (This versatile farm tool is used to cultivate soil,
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<noppa> ken-ohki: (happy little cabbit)
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<noppa> kaia: (a living tradition)
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<noppa> jamesy: (i love you, noppa!)
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<noppa> love: (howard jones from north london asks, "what is love,
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<noppa> seaya: ([scrawny lesbian with an irksome personality])
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<noppa> soybean: (See: Sexgoddess)
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<noppa> katie: (think she's hot now, wait til that landrum boy is
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<noppa> toilet: (kinderficker)
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<noppa> fart: (schmells gut!)
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<noppa> noppa: (#x11 fucking owns your channel)
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<noppa> sexgoddess: (soybean.)
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<noppa> altrocks: ([the manly sex machine with a keg on his gut])
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<noppa> g0ff: (that guy behind the curtain)
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<noppa> cats: (The lovable assholes of the animal kingdom.)
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<noppa> cat: (no kittie, that's my pot pie! bad kittie!!)
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<noppa> gweeds: (Found at 251-5049.)
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<noppa> dog: (Woof, Woof!)
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<noppa> butt: (( ¡ ))
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<noppa> cat: (no kittie, that's my pot pie! bad kittie!!)
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<noppa> 251: (5049)
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<noppa> 5049: (251)
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<noppa> 2515049: (yes! again! 2515049!)
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<noppa> asshole: (brow, round, yuk)
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<noppa> 31337: (You .... NOT !)
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<noppa> jamesy: (i love you, noppa!)
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<noppa> anjee: (angelalalala!@#$&%)
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<noppa> quarex: (Quarex is getting laid tonight.)
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<noppa> aids: (anal inflicted death sentance)
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<noppa> AIDS: (anal inflicted death sentance)
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<noppa> Snuffy: (Ne ganz liebe *g*)
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<noppa> blah: (*uNF*)
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<noppa> murmur: (murmur is having sex right now)
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<noppa> anada: (Another Night and Day Alliance - http://www.anada.net)
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<noppa> 42: (The meaning of life and everything (Douglas Addams,
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<noppa> plexus: (Hrm, did you know m0gel has a crush on you?)
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<noppa> toasty: (toasty is negative's friend)
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<noppa> pixy: (she's what's for dinner)
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<noppa> pie: (i eat pie)
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<noppa> weed: (snoochie boochies!)
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<noppa> jen: (The luv of Jay's life, private pilot and very dear
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<noppa> swisspope: (Swiss pork. I dunno, some guy who comes to
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<noppa> marijuana: (gives you chinese eyes and it's fun :))
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<noppa> LSD: (act responsibly)
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<noppa> acid: (Ouch, that burns!)
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<noppa> eminem: ([fuck you])
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<noppa> draino: (i suck)
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<noppa> rap: (this is co0 for niggers and wiggers.)
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<noppa> hiphop: (Negerscheisse!)
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<noppa> darwin: ( An Elvin Black Robed Mage who needs noting more out
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<noppa> dog: (Woof, Woof!)
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<noppa> cisco: (The coolest routers, but crappiest terminal servers.)
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<noppa> irc: (I Repeat Classes)
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<noppa> internet: (Not really a single entity.)
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<noppa> www: (World Wide Wait)
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<noppa> http: (http://www.s-soft.com)
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<noppa> linux: (crap, i sadly use this as my OS)
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<noppa> china: ('The Land of the Chinks')
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<noppa> sex: (I DON'T GET ANY OK? LEAVE IT ALONE ITS A TOUCHY SUBJECT!!!!)
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<noppa> gay: (see 'undernet')
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<noppa> japan: ([Things are made there.])
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<noppa> anal: (ajay's favorite position)
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<noppa> tcp: (tëx⧠¢hâíñ§â\\' P®øg®âmmë®)
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<noppa> gay: (see 'undernet')
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<noppa> fag: ((see FAQ))
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<noppa> black: (SchwarzeNIGGER. Ill be BLACK)
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<noppa> yellow: (Mountain Dew - Good for all the family; pets too!)
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<noppa> green: (bay [gay])
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<noppa> oregano: (that big guy who writes really goos.)
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<noppa> red: (The most over-used color for women's hair in all of RP-land.)
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<noppa> ops: (Och mein Gott wie ich diesen scheiss channel hasse und erst
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diese superdämlichen ops ich könnte echt kotzen fdie meinen die
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wären sowas von cool nur wegen dem @ aber in wirklichkeit sind die
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alle ein bichen verklemmt, weil die das ausleben müssen, was sie
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im reallife nicht haben: ein bichen macht, freunde und
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zwischenmenschliche bezioehungen !!!! by SaRuMaN)
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<noppa> faq: (Frequently Asked Questions)
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<noppa> #: (kidding me??? I know that one....hold on....erm....lemmy
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think....I almost got it....erm....a "raute" ??? a "channel" ?
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some asci-code? gimme a hint!)
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<noppa> moogle: (a creature with an antenna for TV reception and red nose
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for cuteness. All white and fat.)
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<noppa> quarex: (Quarex is getting laid tonight.)
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<noppa> naisbodo: (obsidian spelled backwards... wrong)
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<noppa> snuffy: (Ne ganz liebe *g*)
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<noppa> C: ([C is for Cookie, thats good enough for me])
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<noppa> asm: (anything less would be uncivilized)
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<noppa> unf: (Uniformly Naked Folk; Often found at Nudist colonies, also
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occuring nightly in Mundy's wildest dreams.)
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<noppa> fun: (Damn, I forgot the meaning of that word!)
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<noppa> lucy: (junge maschbauerin mit hang zum exzessivem Geigenspiel!)
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<noppa> kim: (mr landrum has need of you)
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<noppa> tina: (Tina Tina the Sperm Cleanah!)
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<noppa> cathy: (The best lookin female on the face of this earth, and more.
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Also 11 and damn proud. (See Gurl))
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<noppa> mundy: (The world's only non-sexual, non-perverted, and permanently
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virgin giant werewolf!)
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<noppa> kathy: (God, this one is a toughy! Lets be policaly correct:
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Independant, Courageous, nice (sometimes), she has a way of
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arousing your curiosity, and you can't calm the desire you have
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to speak to her again! Kathy is truly a Lady...however, for
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newbies and other prudent man..keep a distance of minimum 2
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feet, she bites!)
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<noppa> jacob: (This is a character from The Eternal Sun. He is Goliath
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and Elisa's son. Yes, that would make him a hybrid human/gargoyle.
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So? Your point is?)
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<noppa> seth: (Der Gott als Kellerkind)
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<noppa> cow: (The Humble Bovine, Eternal comedy prop and quite tasty)
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<noppa> moose: (Look! An Elephant!)
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<noppa> paul: (an insecure man who tries to be kind just to be accepted.
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The ironic thing is that he is rejected for that attitude, while
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John was a really rough man and became famous because of that.
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[not to be confused with Snake230])
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<noppa> AltRocks, 1d0+251: 251
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<noppa> age: (allter.... ????)
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<noppa> gurl: (a human infant, male or female)
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<noppa> augustine: ("Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
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- Saint Augustine)
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<noppa> raistlin: (I know, I'll have a nick of Raistlin! No one has *ever*
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thought of that.)
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<noppa> ham: (PIG MEAT!!!)
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<noppa> rifts: (Cool game, just as good as AD&D, official page at
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http://www.palladiumbooks.com. For more info, come to WillH's
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page at http://come.to/Rifts :) hehehehehahahaha)
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<noppa> happy: (U bet i am; sailor moon is coming on!!!)
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<noppa> gurps: (Generic Universal Role Playing System. Get the Fastplay
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rules at http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/lite)
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<noppa> star: (Dreck!!!)
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<noppa> sega: (despite what many say.. SEGA does rock.. ALL HAIL THE
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DREAMCAST)
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<noppa> pkunk: (Ur-quan chow yum yum three out of four slave masters agree)
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<noppa> darksun: (The brutal setting on the world of Athas. A place where
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metal and water are precious commodities and powerful mutations of
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all races survive against impossibly harsh monsters and living
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conditions. Psionics rule while the Sorcerer Kings and Queens
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hold sway by incredible might. PCs more powerful than Tarrasques
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are possible but their power is to little avail in Athas.)
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<noppa> elf: (A tall green person named ArchElf ((((((((()
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<noppa> dragonla..: (the best damn RPG this side of IRC.)
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<noppa> hobbit: (A small creature resembling a human with hair on it's
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feet. Knightshade doesn't like these creatures . He ripped off a
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hobbit's head once , and sold it for cash . :P)
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<noppa> cloud: (This guy took me in the back and raped me :()
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<noppa> atma: (Immortal Shapeshifter, too smart for his own good, always
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with Allanon the Prism Cat, and VERY annoying.)
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<noppa> abacus: (weiss alles)
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<noppa> tv: (La TV ahhh.... la unica salida cuando estas deprimido.!!)
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<noppa> loop: (is this a loop? are froot loops really loops or are they
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(luips) :))
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<noppa> radio: (Flamingo [Magix beim Mikro - Spiel, Spa, gute Musike])
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<noppa> ath: (On your knees, boy!)
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<noppa> stop: (whining your on noppa now :P)
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<noppa> basketball: (National sport of Finland!)
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<noppa> bbs: (average.white.bbs.412.935.2413)
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<noppa> pain: (Pain is weakness that is leaving the body - attributed
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to verjigorm's Lt.)
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<noppa> abortion: (Abortion is cool! I recommend it!)
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<noppa> moon: ([Oh and the moon sometimes look like a C, but you cant eat
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that!])
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<noppa> bad: ([See (ooc), see (powergaming), see (munchkin) - Things you
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don't do or should not be.])
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<noppa> akira: ((fucks his dog up the ass while watching nickelodeon))
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<noppa> E: (2.718281828...)
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<noppa> charles: (little boys shouldn't hit on my sister)
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<noppa> queen: (freddie, brian, roger and john)
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<noppa> luips: (Whew, defused another one. Aren't you glad?)
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<noppa> king: (see Elvis)
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<noppa> einstein: (The stupidest guy on earth. C'mon he flunked grade
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school math! That's sorry!)
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<noppa> carrot: (Nah... don´t attack him... he got no weapons, but he got
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a loaded wolf! [T. Pratchett])
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<noppa> ^: (stick will rule the world)
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<noppa> boner: (Mecha has one right now!?!?!)
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<noppa> cookie: ([Oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C])
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<noppa> pussy: (mmmmm boy)
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<noppa> punk: (PUNK!!! what else can i say hmmm PUNK!!!!!!!!!!)
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<noppa> fuck: (What? Would you like to?)
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<noppa> soe: (...but this one... wrinkle)
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<noppa> entropy: (Chaosboy himself, comin at-cha from planet #nin)
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<noppa> law: (gesetz)
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<noppa> order: (Would you like The House Specilty Wine?)
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<noppa> chaos: (Der schafft alle und jeden !! des totale chaos halt *G*)
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<noppa> vagina: (something that drkhwk's penis will never enter, supposedly
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vita's isn't too pleasant either)
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<noppa> load: (LO-ad, 1. The act of being loaded. 2. get LD(see LD) so bad
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its a load. 3. a major shaft.)
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<noppa> happiness: (ich will an op ich will ich will ich will *heuuuuul*
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..ihr seid alle sooo gemein)
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<noppa> skora: (The gentle shark!)
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<noppa> xyzzy: (http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/5639/)
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<noppa> dork: (Hobb)
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<noppa> geek: (One who pounds nail into wood with his head as a circus act)
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<noppa> nerd: (Like a geek, but is proud of the fact that (s)he is that
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way. NOT the same as a geek!)
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<noppa> retard: (see [me])
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<noppa> planet: (A big round ball that...well...ummm....A big round ball,
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O.K.!)
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<noppa> azathoth: ((See Nightstorm))
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<noppa> me: (hmmm...you?)
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<noppa> uranus: (Its up my ass!)
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<noppa> me: (you)
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<noppa> pluto: (Where the garbage is disposed to.
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<noppa> The moon btw has been mined to nothing
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<noppa> to build the garbage disposal pipe.)
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<noppa> illinois: (this is where you can find supernaut- (see also
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ASCIIRIDER))
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<noppa> jupiter: (planet out of space)
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<noppa> pr0n: (<Kaede> Randy and Dave are on a pr0n site <Kaede> pretty
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good pr0n too <Kaede> i might have to jack)
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<noppa> ASCIIRIDER: (email supernaut@dal.net)
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<noppa> saturn: (well...it just sucks)
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<noppa> mars: (una senshi un poco temperamental... buena guerrera, deja
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quemado a todo el mundo y con muchos chicos enamorados de ella)
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<noppa> venus: (El Estereotipo de la hermosa mujer fatal...)
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<noppa> mercury: (wtf is this lamer scared of, anyway?)
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<noppa> beavis: (I AM CORNHOLIO!!! I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!)
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<noppa> butthead: (huh huh beavis sexy?huh huh huh what a dumbass huh
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huh huh)
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<noppa> dmt: (abbreviation of DIMETHYLTRYPTAMINE, powerful, naturally
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occurring hallucinogenic compound structurally related to the
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drug LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide). DMT blocks the action of
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serotonin (a transmitter of nerve impulses) in brain tissue. It
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is inactive when taken by mouth and produces effects only when
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injected, sniffed, or smoked . . .)
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<noppa> anna: (A small woman with flaming red hair that tends to get in
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her eyes when not securely tied back, she wears clothes and a
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cloak of forest brown and sports no visible weapons... but that's
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not to say she doesn't have any....)
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<noppa> ignore: (okay i'll stop now)
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<noppa> gloom: (Gloom evolves from Oddish.)
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<noppa> gotmilk?: (the place where bloomington/normal LARPers attempt to
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pick up women.)
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1108, BY NOPPA - 6/28/00 ]
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