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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1105
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "I Fucking Suck"
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
The purpose of this whole text is to show you how much I suck, and
why. For years, I've blamed women for sucking, but you know what? I am
the one that really fucking sucks. Yes, it's true, I FUCKING SUCK.
Why Do I suck?, you might ask. Well, I could say that "no women
want me". Well, that's not entirely true, I had women that wanted me.
Only problem is they were fucked up and psycho. You know what? At least
they wanted me, and it's my fault I didn't make them fuck me or blow me
when were dating. They were so fucked up mentally, that I could of said
something kind of like this:
"BITCH, SUCK MY COCK NOW OR I WILL FUCKING DUMP YOUR ASS" Or I
could gone with the, "YOU FUCKING SUCK, LET ME FUCK YOU NOW, OR I'M NEVER
GIVING YOU ORAL AGAIN, YOU SKANKY WHORE ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH." But of
course, the one thing that prevented me from doing this is that I fucking
have a conscience.
Some people may say that it's because I'm not scum, or I am a
gentleman. That's bullshit. I just really suck and don't take advantage
of opportunities. That is the #2 reason I suck. The #1 reason I suck is
that I have no balls. Being shy is the worst way to suck. Let me tell
you. I SUCKKKKKKKKKI SUCCCCCCCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!#U!&#!#&!&#U*!#(*.
Ok, as I was saying. Well, I can give you a reason why I don't
have balls. There's probably, 1-2 girls at work that would probably see
me, or at least use me for sex of some kind of even have a relationship.
But I don't take any FUCKING action. Every time they ask me to hang out,
I PUSSY OUT AND GO HOME AND COME UP WITH LAME EXCUSES.
So Finally, I UN-PUSSY out and HARDCORE flirt with the girl I dig.
I've had a major crush on her since the day I started working there! So,
I figured a good 2-3 days of this flirting and maybe ask her to get drinks
after work. I've never done this before, so anyway! I'm about to do it
when I find out she's dating some guy that doesn't even speak English at
work! He beat me to it, a few weeks before. That motherfucker has balls,
that motherfucker didn't pussy out. That motherfucker is smart.
Everyone thought that he was gay, but guess what, HE LIKES VAGINA! NOT
DICK!! YOU WERE ALL FUCKING WRONG!! That motherfucker FUCKED UP MY DREAMS.
She is perfect in all ways. She is an ANGEL, she's INNOCENT, she's
SWEET, and much much MORE. A girl like this may never come around again,
and I will never know if she would of said yes or no. That's all I wanted
to know, THAT'S ALL. I can take rejection, but not being able to get the
chance to be rejected sucks! ANYWAY, I hope that Non-English speaking
motherfucker fucks everything up so I have a chance. Though, judging
from all past experiences, they will fall in love and get married! Being
a LOSER is cool!#(@!#(
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