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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1105
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "I Fucking Suck"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by Hardcore
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 06/28/00
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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The purpose of this whole text is to show you how much I suck, and
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why. For years, I've blamed women for sucking, but you know what? I am
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the one that really fucking sucks. Yes, it's true, I FUCKING SUCK.
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Why Do I suck?, you might ask. Well, I could say that "no women
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want me". Well, that's not entirely true, I had women that wanted me.
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Only problem is they were fucked up and psycho. You know what? At least
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they wanted me, and it's my fault I didn't make them fuck me or blow me
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when were dating. They were so fucked up mentally, that I could of said
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something kind of like this:
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"BITCH, SUCK MY COCK NOW OR I WILL FUCKING DUMP YOUR ASS" Or I
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could gone with the, "YOU FUCKING SUCK, LET ME FUCK YOU NOW, OR I'M NEVER
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GIVING YOU ORAL AGAIN, YOU SKANKY WHORE ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH." But of
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course, the one thing that prevented me from doing this is that I fucking
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have a conscience.
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Some people may say that it's because I'm not scum, or I am a
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gentleman. That's bullshit. I just really suck and don't take advantage
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of opportunities. That is the #2 reason I suck. The #1 reason I suck is
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that I have no balls. Being shy is the worst way to suck. Let me tell
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you. I SUCKKKKKKKKKI SUCCCCCCCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!#U!&#!#&!&#U*!#(*.
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Ok, as I was saying. Well, I can give you a reason why I don't
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have balls. There's probably, 1-2 girls at work that would probably see
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me, or at least use me for sex of some kind of even have a relationship.
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But I don't take any FUCKING action. Every time they ask me to hang out,
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I PUSSY OUT AND GO HOME AND COME UP WITH LAME EXCUSES.
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So Finally, I UN-PUSSY out and HARDCORE flirt with the girl I dig.
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I've had a major crush on her since the day I started working there! So,
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I figured a good 2-3 days of this flirting and maybe ask her to get drinks
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after work. I've never done this before, so anyway! I'm about to do it
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when I find out she's dating some guy that doesn't even speak English at
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work! He beat me to it, a few weeks before. That motherfucker has balls,
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that motherfucker didn't pussy out. That motherfucker is smart.
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Everyone thought that he was gay, but guess what, HE LIKES VAGINA! NOT
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DICK!! YOU WERE ALL FUCKING WRONG!! That motherfucker FUCKED UP MY DREAMS.
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She is perfect in all ways. She is an ANGEL, she's INNOCENT, she's
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SWEET, and much much MORE. A girl like this may never come around again,
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and I will never know if she would of said yes or no. That's all I wanted
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to know, THAT'S ALL. I can take rejection, but not being able to get the
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chance to be rejected sucks! ANYWAY, I hope that Non-English speaking
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motherfucker fucks everything up so I have a chance. Though, judging
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from all past experiences, they will fall in love and get married! Being
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a LOSER is cool!#(@!#(
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1105, BY HARDCORE - 6/28/00 ]
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