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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1089
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "The White Male Speaks"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by Nybar
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 06/07/00
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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As some of you doubtless already know, I am a white male. My fellow
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white males, or at least those among you who live in the United States or
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one of the rich sections of Europe, need read no further. Opulent Asians
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who were raised as white also need not concern themselves with this essay.
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It is directed solely at the outliers: the remaining 90% of the world.
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So... let us begin.
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Much has been made of the fact that the white man in American
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society strenuously conspired for 400 years to keep all other races and
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sexes at the bottom of the pecking order. In these enlightened days,
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however, it is in vogue to say that America's race problems are truly
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solved. The 70s, 80s, and 90s each crowed over having produced truly
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"color-blind" generations. Furthermore, it is fashionable to aver that
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racial and societal progress is still being made, such that soon every man,
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woman, and child in the US will be completely equal. Some blacks leaders
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are still hyper-aware of race issues, but they're often shunted aside as
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relics of the past. Soon Martin Luther King JR's dream of an egalitarian
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society will come about, goes the refrain.
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Well, ladies and gentleman, it now falls to me to inform you that
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all of this high-minded rhetoric is bunk. Complete hooey. What's more, it
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is my gleeful duty to confirm all of your worst fears. You see, as a
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member of the exclusive white-male club, I have a certain insider's
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perspective on this matter that no negroid has ever been privy to. The
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fact of the matter is, we are still out to destroy you, and we are
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succeeding breezily. Our machinations have, and are, working to keep the
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status quo intact. The current condition of sub-saharan Africa represents
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one of our great triumphs, as does the condition of our own, 100% American
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slums. Another great success of our little club is the condition of
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American prisons. Also, taken in the context of our evil schema, it should
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be no surprise to anyone that racial profiling continues unabated in the
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White America. American non-whites, for all their bluster about their
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marginal gains, are excerebrose, adventitious excrescences on the face of
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America, utilized mainly for menial tasks. And to make us laugh.
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Sure, you may say, all of that being as it is, what about the
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tangible gains non-whites have made? For example, Tiger Woods gracing the
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cover of 'white' Time Magazine. Well, this is where our little story gets
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better, my little dumplings. Most of you non-white readers who are aware
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of the information I've disclosed in the previous paragraph will not be
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surprised at my next little revelation. This is that the blacks that seem
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to have penetrated the white system are, in fact, working for the whites.
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They're called house niggers, and me and my kind like them a lot. Hell,
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that Tiger Woods, he might be an ignorant African booboisie, but he sure
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can whack a ball around on a green grass yard. Besides which, all of the
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time he's spent fellating the cock of white Corporate America has paid off.
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When they jizm into his mouth, you see, the fertile, white fluid festers
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there, eventually deciding to rush to his brain. Then, miscegenated
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thoughts spring roughshod from his precious little cranium, and we can
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perpetuate whatever sort of bullshit we want. This essential pattern is
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repeated time and time again. Black celebrities--hey, I have no problem
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with them. Black revolution from this angle always gets hoist by its own
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petard; the softies sell out, and the hard-rocks OD on coke.
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Right about now, I bet you little black n' brown dumplings are
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stewing in your juices. And, on the flip side, I'd wager that my brethern
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in the White Male club are just as pleased as plums. Well, I'm going to
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make them just as pleased as prize plumbs on a plate by emanating some more
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epiphanies. Essentially, our club is very tight-knit. We don't even have
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room for people with two X chromosomes, dig? Oh, sure, women have made
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great progress, blah ze blah...let's get right to the meat of the argument.
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They're nothing but frail amphora, and subject to emotional vicissitudes in
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a way that makes them similar to a tug-boat getting knocked about in a
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tempest. Abortion, the pill...I'm against all of that stuff. What if one
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of the kids is a white-male? The woman lives in a world-wide prison,
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subject to the whims of her white-male overlords, anyway, so why not apply
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that dynamic on the microscopic level? (Of course, I have no objection to
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the under-evolved non-white females killing their zygotes, fetuses and
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embryos.) Now, don't get me wrong, women have plenty of uses outside of
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bearing our young. For example, they make excellent cooks, and they wash
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the dishes, too. And don't forget that mighty negresses can plow the soil
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with the strength and approximate build of oxen. But, even with all of
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these benefits, women sure as hell are -not- breaking into our exclusive
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club.
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And how is it that we stay so tight-knit? Well, you know, we've
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just been together so long, it's almost instinct for all of us to repress
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all of you. Truly, it's only inertia and our superior organization
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keeping us on top. If all of you, black; brown; tan--fuck it, the whole
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spectrum, got together, you'd have no problem displacing us from our place
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at the top rung of the food-chain. You could wage war in the streets.
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Hold black female marches. Point when a bunch of white males are in a
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place... heck, if you're Latino or Asian, make abrasive jokes about them in
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a language they don't understand while they're looking on, and laugh.
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Ridicule and marches alone won't topple our regime, of course, but the key
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is for y'all to start being unified and active. If you keep up the
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pressure long enough, the top 10% is bound to fold like a chair.
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Suckers. I suppose that some of you, reading the last paragraph,
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were simple enough to actually think that some sort of rainbow coalition
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could actually succeed against our organization. Well, perhaps I should
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re-phrase that. Because the truth is, it could, but it's not going to.
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You see, I'm much like a super-villain, revealing my plot to an impotent
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community... except for the fact that this is the real world, and not a
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propaganda story-book designed to make you think you can actually triumph,
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and so evil is going to prevail. For the historically minded among you, I
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will point out that this is an exact re-enactment of the time when Eddie
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Murphy went incognito to reveal the White Male club, which he easily did,
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exposing to the world our bigoted bus-policies. Fortunately, though, his
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warning was debuted on Saturday Night Live, a comedy program, causing it
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to be dismissed. In a like manner, I will be dismissed--because hey, who's
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going to listen to *my* cajoling? Though I might be a White Male, and as
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such imbued with some authority to speak on this topic, I'm also a silly
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e-zine writer. I call myself "Nybar." So you'll comfort yourself, and
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laugh, and then move on, and forget. Facile defense made steadfast is
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memory. Meanwhile, I'll stay in my post, nestled like an avian with
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functional wings presiding over a world of crippled, ground-dwelling slugs.
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And so it will remain.
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1089, BY NYBAR - 6/07/00 ]
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