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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1069
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "Frank E. Lee's Guide to ANSI CODES with
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ THE JEDI MIND FORCE"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by Frank E. Lee [05/01/00]
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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Frank E. Lee's guide to
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ANSI CODES
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with the JEDI MIND FORCE(*)
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(* as seen in ep IV, V, and VI! Fuck that mitichlorian shit!)
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CURSOR CONTROL
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If you wanted to move your cursor to a screen coordinant, ordinarily you
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would use ESC[X;YH or ESC[X;Yf, with X representing the vertical access
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and Y representative of the horizontal. Now, a lot of people would
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endorse this method of coordinant positioning, but I don't. Fuck that.
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That's the way the thugs do shit.
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I'm a jedi.
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I write ANSI with my mind.
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ESC[#A might be a good way to move things upwards, with # representing
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the number of lines you want to move your cursor upwards, but I'm no
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pussy. I do that shit without thinking; the nature of the force is to
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exist in a state of thoughtless contemplation. There is only do or do
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not. It's a good way to escape the modern trappings of the self. Peace
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out to Lucas for teaching us about this great way.
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ESC[#B will take you as far down the screen as you want to go, but it
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takes you even further down; your soul and very essence, which is a vital
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and true part of the force, is lost each time you code ANSI without using
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the force. If you use programs like TheDraw you are losing the force.
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ANSI should be made representative on the screen with your life essence.
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ESC[#C moves your cursor to the right without moving lines. this is
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similar to going over to the dark side of the force. The Jedi does not
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lose any of his potency or power, but his focus and mode of being shifts.
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This should be noted as a shift for the ill.
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ESC[#D moves the cursor to the left. Picture Darth Vader at the end of
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return of the jedi. He has returned to the force. His cursor has moved
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left. And he has moved it with his mind. Not with any weak utility like
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TheDraw.
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Like I said I am a Jedi.
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I learned the way of the Jedi through pure dedication to the art of ANSI.
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While other ruffians were busy indulging in such silly groups as ACiD and
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ELCiD and iCE, I rejected their lower case is and embraced the force.
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Thank you Lucas. Thank you for showing me a way other than this
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capitalistic mentality that torments. With the force you want and there
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is. A blue half shaded square is wished and it appears. IT is the
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ultimate mixture of the ordinary and the obscenely powerful. Your place
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in the force becomes trailed across the scene in a hi bit mixture of
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madness and merriment.
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I don't draw ANSI of anything but jedi. Other characters are lame. Not to
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say jedi is the only good thing to draw ANSI of. Just that other
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characters of similar popular culture standing are lame, due to their
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lack of philosophical and sociological import.
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ANSI. You gotta love it. JEDI. You must embrace them. The two go together
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in the only way possible; an artistic expression of the force.
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu #1069, BY FRANK E. LEE - 5/1/00 ]
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