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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1066
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "Emily Bleached Her Hair"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by Kreid
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 05/01/00
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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emily believed in psychic powers. she believed in a lot of things
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out of reach. on a wednesday, she sat between two men on an airplane
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flying from NY to LA. only one of the men was obese.
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shortly after the passengers boarded, the two men became locked in
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a struggle for emily's favor. as the competition became more heated, the
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men began to bombard emily with compliments. emily heard compliments in
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both ears; there were so many that she felt like crying.
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the men spoke in unison: "why are you crying, honey?"
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"tears of joy," emily replied. all the while, emily tried to send
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the plane crashing into the midwest by telekinesis.
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1066, BY KREID - 5/1/00 ]
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